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Date: 10/27/10 12:02 PM

99 Responses to Most Confusing Angry Parking Letter Yet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Link: Most Confusing Angry Parking Letter Yet - It`s as if the guilty driver of the parked car was a dog and the author of this note was writing in dog-speak.
  2. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I`d be pissed too if someone parked on my privates.
  3. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    O herro prease
  4. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    ..XD ahah whaatt
  5. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Clearly, this guy parked on someone`s privates.
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I think this was penned by Kim Jong Il.
  7. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Asians.
  8. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Is it wrong that the inner dialog in my head read this in an Asian acsent?
  9. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I would also have a hard time putting together full sentences if someone was parked on MY PRIVATES.Ouch.
  10. Profile photo of qmarren
    qmarren Male 30-39
    15 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Isn`t this a little ironic?
  11. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Asians...
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Probably written by a deaf person. This is typical of notes I get from my next door neighbor...the deaf slut. Deaf people have no idea how loud they are when having sex. Everyone in the building hears them. I say good for her `cause some women have difficulty reaching orgasm but that is clearly NOT her problem...

    oh, sorry. got a bit off topic.

    Yeah, note is from a deaf guy
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    ... and the poster was not knowing english! boo yah!
  14. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    It`s still better grammar than most youtube comments.
  15. Profile photo of Swerdfeger
    Swerdfeger Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Wow, this is confusting. I am most confusted.
  16. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Asian-shenanigans...
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Asian
  18. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    lol, engrish is funny.
  19. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Fake.
  20. Profile photo of mmurffs
    mmurffs Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Engrish
  21. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Woah, the dude parked on his privates?

    Very, very bad park you.
  22. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    "park on my privates again? NO!"

    lol
  23. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    That`s hot.
  24. Profile photo of McMatthewL
    McMatthewL Male 13-17
    113 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    post confusing is.
  25. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    For some reason I`m reading this in an asian accent
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    lolwut?
  27. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    confusing note is confusing
  28. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    oh yea? PARK YOU, TOO!
  29. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    @gerry: Is she hot? Actually, don`t tell me. It`s better this way.
  30. Profile photo of khendri3
    khendri3 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    YES
  31. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I also read it in an angry Chinese man accent.
  32. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    An Asian complaining about someones bad driving? Well there`s a new oxy-moron.
  33. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    angry chinese man was screaming in my head
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 27, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @sbeelz - it`s really not...horrible sounds.

    @fabarati - she probably was 15 years ago.
  35. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Who DIDN`T read it in an Asian accent? baha
  36. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    This exactly how my Vietnamese employee sound when talk. I video him one day and he go viral postal big tine.
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Bad park YOU!
  38. Profile photo of XxSephxX
    XxSephxX Male 13-17
    39 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Park on my privates again? NO! This note is awesome
  39. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    @plahblah
    I read it with a Yoda voice.
  40. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    @gerry: horrible because she`s a woman and you`re gay or just horrible?

    I`m guessing it`s the latter, considering she`s deaf and all.
  41. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Well, to be fair, it would be hard to be comprehensible when someone has parked on your privates.
  42. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    The person was probably deaf... ASL has a different word order than English
  43. Profile photo of Phylo
    Phylo Male 30-39
    21 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    LMAO. This is fantastic, I`m gonna copy it and leave it on any car that I see parked all f`d up from now on.
  44. Profile photo of KemmyG
    KemmyG Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I wonder if bad park and ticket refers to handicap parking? And his son is handicap? Otherwise I`m with the dog speak on this one.
  45. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I don`t get the deaf argument. Do deaf people never learn how to read and write?
  46. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    I don`t get the deaf argument. Do deaf people never learn how to read and write?

    I suppose it`s possible that this is a very bad translation from sign language to English. The grammar and syntax of sign language is quite different. Someone who learned only sign language as a child and picked up English as a second language later might write like this, maybe.

    It looks like a bad translation from a language substantially different to English, but there are plenty of those.
  47. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    its rare someone`s chinese accent can be read.
  48. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I doubt he/she`s deaf. Deaf people are usually quite competent when it comes to writing, even though ASL is structured differently.

    Someone is just being silly.
  49. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm



    read it again in this guys voice :)
  50. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    buwahaha
  51. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    this reary reary horribaw. you no raff!
  52. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Angilion, i didn`t think about that when i was reading the note, but now that you mention it... i have a friend that is deaf and he writes JUST LIKE this.
  53. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    also i`d like to point out that parking on someone`s privates is probablyl pretty painful.
  54. Profile photo of JKolodne
    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Norris, before I even scrolled down to your post I actually DID read it with his voice in my head, just naturally/subconciously - once I figured out it was a clearly written by an asian.
  55. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Which is harder to tolerate: bad Caucasian parking or bad Asian driving?
  56. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Jesus,
    Why did he tell him to f*ck his son?
  57. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Looks like somebody else wrote down what an angry asian was yelling at him, then tried to pass it off as a genuine note found on his car.
  58. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    There`s a haiku in there somewhere
  59. Profile photo of UberBen56
    UberBen56 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    NEVER park on someone`s privates. EVER.
  60. Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Dear Spammer,

    You made multiple fake accounts, all with the same age, location, and avatar, posted the same link three times on the same post, a couple minutes apart, and your English is horrible. Do you expect me to click your stupid link? Please die.
  61. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    ASL has a fixed word order (which I believe is SOV, though I`m not sure), and this note clearly doesn`t have a fixed word order. So it`s probably not someone whose primary language is ASL.

    Vietnamese also has fixed word order, and Japanese and Chinese have a semi-fixed word order. So, it`s actually extremely unlikely that this person is Asian as well, though Chinese is possible (to my knowledge, I don`t know Chinese).
  62. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I saw a bad parking job recently and noticed someone had left a nice friendly note.. the note said "Learn How To Park Pig F**ker =)".. and yes it did include the smiley face.. lol
  63. Profile photo of fabbatruffs
    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
    111 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?
  64. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    I have to decifer emails like that at work all the time.
    "Dear Poopnoodle,
    System is broke. You the needful do.
    Thank you,
    Aasdrjwqjckwejrijs;iuqac;lkmw;kjrqeur Li"
  65. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    Good handwriting though!
  66. Profile photo of zarco
    zarco Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    >>did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?

    lol.. actually i did!
  67. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    >>>>did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?

    >>lol.. actually i did!

    haha, me too
  68. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    i dont even know what the hell theyre trying to say. pissed about parking ticket? pisse someone parked on their property?

    i just got a ticket yesteray, actually. free parking for 2 hours, i was there for 2 hours 8 minutes. 71 dollars CDN. freaking vultures.
  69. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    When I read this note, my brain forced me to hear it in the voice of Mr Chow from the movie The Hangover. I guess I`m going to hell for being a incurable racist.
  70. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    Ohhh it Peter Chao! F*ck you, I Peter Chao!


  71. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    @davymid - Did the same thing. I love Peter Chao.
  72. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    To be fair, if someone parked over my privates I would write worse than this guy. lol.
  73. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Oh yeah baby, you can park over my privates anytime.
  74. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:20 am
    i like peter chao too! i have him on my facebook and my twitter, he says the funniest sh*t and posts his new vids up. here in vancouver he gets recognised all the time and signs autographs and stuff.
  75. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Dam Yew Mawngoalianss!
  76. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:26 am
    @imyownpeople - bahahaha
    dis de rast time you mawngorians browing up my war!
  77. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 28, 2010 at 6:18 am
    @fabarati - just `horrible` horrible. She makes a kind of donkey-wheezing sound

    eeeeaahhhh eeee awwwww eeeee ahhhhh
  78. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Unsettling for recipient,funny for me! You laugh? Me care not!
  79. Profile photo of Selfluminous
    Selfluminous Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 9:09 am
    But but why you bad park ?
  80. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:11 am
    i get the feeling that sometimes these are fake. Someone just writes something stupid on a note, puts it on their car, takes a picture and then sends it out like it was someone else... making it seem funny... which they aren`t
  81. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
    All of the sudden I want Chinese food...
  82. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    October 28, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Good punctuation and letter formation but terrible grammar? I call bullpoopie.
  83. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Why you bad write? No grammar! I have for you grammar dictionary! You okay? Fu*k you guy! Okay! Write on my privates again? No!

    Bad Write You.
  84. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    lol this is funny. regardless of if it`s legit or not, i still laughed :p
    park on my privates again? NO!!! lol
  85. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Im with NDLOgan, is panda chinese or mexican
  86. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Which of you could write better with a car parked on your privates?
  87. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    lol @ I-IS-BORED
  88. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Somehow I`m lead to believe that this guy is asian...
  89. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    "Which of you could write better with a car parked on your privates?"

    which one of us could write at all...
  90. Profile photo of Assassin_963
    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Asian much?
  91. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
    91 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    "No Park for you!"
  92. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2010 at 8:28 am
    All your base are belong to us...
  93. Profile photo of CadillacJack
    CadillacJack Male 18-29
    105 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Hahaha @collegebound - funny!
  94. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:31 am
    how you can tell you`re racist..
    you read that note in a chinese accent in your head..
  95. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
    @3002-3038 Damn! You`re right...
  96. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:44 am
    @3002-3038 Crap. I raff I ruse.
  97. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2010 at 10:12 am
    @3002-3038


    well.....






    crap...
  98. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:52 am
    He Racking in Disaprin
  99. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Well he got to the point

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