Most Confusing Angry Parking Letter Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

It"s as if the guilty driver of the parked car was a dog and the author of this note was writing in dog-speak.
There are 99 comments:
Male 5,413
Well he got to the point
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Male 103
He Racking in Disaprin
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Female 1,401
@3002-3038


well.....






crap...
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Female 85
@3002-3038 Crap. I raff I ruse.
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Male 1,312
@3002-3038 Damn! You`re right...
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Female 631
how you can tell you`re racist..
you read that note in a chinese accent in your head..
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Male 105
Hahaha @collegebound - funny!
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Male 4,593
All your base are belong to us...
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Male 91
"No Park for you!"
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Male 205
Asian much?
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Male 3,745
"Which of you could write better with a car parked on your privates?"

which one of us could write at all...
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Male 114
Somehow I`m lead to believe that this guy is asian...
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Female 474
lol @ I-IS-BORED
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Male 2,419
Which of you could write better with a car parked on your privates?
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Male 208
Im with NDLOgan, is panda chinese or mexican
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Female 198
lol this is funny. regardless of if it`s legit or not, i still laughed :p
park on my privates again? NO!!! lol
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Male 2,159
Why you bad write? No grammar! I have for you grammar dictionary! You okay? Fu*k you guy! Okay! Write on my privates again? No!

Bad Write You.
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Male 2,033
Good punctuation and letter formation but terrible grammar? I call bullpoopie.
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Male 218
All of the sudden I want Chinese food...
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Male 155
i get the feeling that sometimes these are fake. Someone just writes something stupid on a note, puts it on their car, takes a picture and then sends it out like it was someone else... making it seem funny... which they aren`t
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Male 86
But but why you bad park ?
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Male 311
Unsettling for recipient,funny for me! You laugh? Me care not!
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Male 39,948
@fabarati - just `horrible` horrible. She makes a kind of donkey-wheezing sound

eeeeaahhhh eeee awwwww eeeee ahhhhh
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Male 703
@imyownpeople - bahahaha
dis de rast time you mawngorians browing up my war!
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Female 163
Dam Yew Mawngoalianss!
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Female 3,828
i like peter chao too! i have him on my facebook and my twitter, he says the funniest sh*t and posts his new vids up. here in vancouver he gets recognised all the time and signs autographs and stuff.
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Male 1,226
Oh yeah baby, you can park over my privates anytime.
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Male 236
To be fair, if someone parked over my privates I would write worse than this guy. lol.
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Female 163
@davymid - Did the same thing. I love Peter Chao.
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Female 163
Ohhh it Peter Chao! F*ck you, I Peter Chao!


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Male 12,138
When I read this note, my brain forced me to hear it in the voice of Mr Chow from the movie The Hangover. I guess I`m going to hell for being a incurable racist.
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Female 3,828
i dont even know what the hell theyre trying to say. pissed about parking ticket? pisse someone parked on their property?

i just got a ticket yesteray, actually. free parking for 2 hours, i was there for 2 hours 8 minutes. 71 dollars CDN. freaking vultures.
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Male 126
>>>>did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?

>>lol.. actually i did!

haha, me too
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Male 7
>>did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?

lol.. actually i did!
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Male 142
Good handwriting though!
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Male 400
I have to decifer emails like that at work all the time.
"Dear Poopnoodle,
System is broke. You the needful do.
Thank you,
Aasdrjwqjckwejrijs;iuqac;lkmw;kjrqeur Li"
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Male 111
did anyone else automatically hear chinese accented narration in their head upon reading?
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Male 214
I saw a bad parking job recently and noticed someone had left a nice friendly note.. the note said "Learn How To Park Pig F**ker =)".. and yes it did include the smiley face.. lol
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Male 1,184
ASL has a fixed word order (which I believe is SOV, though I`m not sure), and this note clearly doesn`t have a fixed word order. So it`s probably not someone whose primary language is ASL.

Vietnamese also has fixed word order, and Japanese and Chinese have a semi-fixed word order. So, it`s actually extremely unlikely that this person is Asian as well, though Chinese is possible (to my knowledge, I don`t know Chinese).
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Male 88
Dear Spammer,

You made multiple fake accounts, all with the same age, location, and avatar, posted the same link three times on the same post, a couple minutes apart, and your English is horrible. Do you expect me to click your stupid link? Please die.
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Male 29
NEVER park on someone`s privates. EVER.
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Female 108
There`s a haiku in there somewhere
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Male 5,194
Looks like somebody else wrote down what an angry asian was yelling at him, then tried to pass it off as a genuine note found on his car.
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Male 2,893
Jesus,
Why did he tell him to f*ck his son?
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Male 364
Which is harder to tolerate: bad Caucasian parking or bad Asian driving?
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Male 96
Norris, before I even scrolled down to your post I actually DID read it with his voice in my head, just naturally/subconciously - once I figured out it was a clearly written by an asian.
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Female 3,598
also i`d like to point out that parking on someone`s privates is probablyl pretty painful.
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Female 3,598
Angilion, i didn`t think about that when i was reading the note, but now that you mention it... i have a friend that is deaf and he writes JUST LIKE this.
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Male 2,796
this reary reary horribaw. you no raff!
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Male 955
buwahaha
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Male 1,011



read it again in this guys voice :)
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Female 2,674
I doubt he/she`s deaf. Deaf people are usually quite competent when it comes to writing, even though ASL is structured differently.

Someone is just being silly.
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Male 124
its rare someone`s chinese accent can be read.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t get the deaf argument. Do deaf people never learn how to read and write?[/quote]

I suppose it`s possible that this is a very bad translation from sign language to English. The grammar and syntax of sign language is quite different. Someone who learned only sign language as a child and picked up English as a second language later might write like this, maybe.

It looks like a bad translation from a language substantially different to English, but there are plenty of those.
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Female 97
I don`t get the deaf argument. Do deaf people never learn how to read and write?
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Female 23
I wonder if bad park and ticket refers to handicap parking? And his son is handicap? Otherwise I`m with the dog speak on this one.
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Male 21
LMAO. This is fantastic, I`m gonna copy it and leave it on any car that I see parked all f`d up from now on.
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Female 675
The person was probably deaf... ASL has a different word order than English
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Male 3,842
Well, to be fair, it would be hard to be comprehensible when someone has parked on your privates.
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Male 1,240
@gerry: horrible because she`s a woman and you`re gay or just horrible?

I`m guessing it`s the latter, considering she`s deaf and all.
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Male 430
@plahblah
I read it with a Yoda voice.
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Male 39
Park on my privates again? NO! This note is awesome
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Male 15,510
Bad park YOU!
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Male 4,807
This exactly how my Vietnamese employee sound when talk. I video him one day and he go viral postal big tine.
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Female 151
Who DIDN`T read it in an Asian accent? baha
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Male 39,948
@sbeelz - it`s really not...horrible sounds.

@fabarati - she probably was 15 years ago.
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Female 93
angry chinese man was screaming in my head
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Male 491
An Asian complaining about someones bad driving? Well there`s a new oxy-moron.
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Male 586
I also read it in an angry Chinese man accent.
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Female 34
YES
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Male 1,240
@gerry: Is she hot? Actually, don`t tell me. It`s better this way.
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Male 1,083
oh yea? PARK YOU, TOO!
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Female 3,001
confusing note is confusing
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Female 9,572
lolwut?
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Male 314
For some reason I`m reading this in an asian accent
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Male 113
post confusing is.
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Male 2,868
@Gerry1of1
That`s hot.
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Male 2,868
"park on my privates again? NO!"

lol
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Male 1,882
Woah, the dude parked on his privates?

Very, very bad park you.
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Male 46
Engrish
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Male 3,894
Fake.
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Female 1,181
lol, engrish is funny.
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Male 2,441
Asian
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Male 683
Asian-shenanigans...
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Male 65
Wow, this is confusting. I am most confusted.
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Male 255
It`s still better grammar than most youtube comments.
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Male 25,416
... and the poster was not knowing english! boo yah!
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Male 39,948
Probably written by a deaf person. This is typical of notes I get from my next door neighbor...the deaf slut. Deaf people have no idea how loud they are when having sex. Everyone in the building hears them. I say good for her `cause some women have difficulty reaching orgasm but that is clearly NOT her problem...

oh, sorry. got a bit off topic.

Yeah, note is from a deaf guy
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Male 1,091
Asians...
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Male 15
Isn`t this a little ironic?
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Female 129
I would also have a hard time putting together full sentences if someone was parked on MY PRIVATES.Ouch.
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Male 521
Is it wrong that the inner dialog in my head read this in an Asian acsent?
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Male 394
Asians.
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Male 6,693
I think this was penned by Kim Jong Il.
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Male 39
Clearly, this guy parked on someone`s privates.
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Female 3,696
..XD ahah whaatt
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Male 3,285
O herro prease
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Male 782
I`d be pissed too if someone parked on my privates.
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Male 20,917
Link: Most Confusing Angry Parking Letter Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s as if the guilty driver of the parked car was a dog and the author of this note was writing in dog-speak.
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