More iPhone Autotext Failure [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

It all comes back to Steve Jobs screwing it all up.
There are 42 comments:
Female 831
Hilarious how she initially accepts "Zionism"... haha
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Male 208
best be ready babe, Im jacked up on rockstars an watching dudes on tapout
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Male 1,256
HAhahaha Did anybody notice the top part? I mean, c`mon!
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Female 1,623
Zionism? doesn`t that has to do with Zion, the rastafari`s version of heaven or something?
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Female 206
I don`t get it?
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Male 1,834
lame
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Male 838
Oh, and the droid eris gets relatively close. Soonish = Selfish.
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Male 838
xKiesix... I`m glad I wasn`t the only one slightly disturbed by that.
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Female 87
@ almightbob1 : im not so sure about that, im pretty sure i have had a couple males use that one on me at least once or twice, tho im not sure if they really meant it or not
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Male 4,290
I suspect this might be slightly set up. Nobody actually uses the phrase "you best be ready fo my dick".
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Male 3,425
Every time I put an x at the end of a message, my phone autocorrects it to "Xanadu". This literally happens to me all of the time.
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Male 2,148
Maybe I could have sympathy for the guy if he didn`t use fake words like "soonish".
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Female 448
I like how she`s like.
"Oh. Okay. That`s a totally reasonable response to what we were just talking about. I understand completely."
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Male 364
Why would you let it public ally known that you ask you`re girlfriend if she`s `ready for my dick`. Unless he is simply referring to himself being one.
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Male 199
people forget that it does "learn" words you spell often and doesn`t correct them, thereby making it fairly easy to make these kind of pics possible...

also photoshop
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Male 7,378
This isn`t Steve Jobs fault but it is a game app fail. This was the answer on my copy of Wheel Of Fortune:

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Female 82
No one mentions the `you best be ready for my dick` part? for shame IMBers.
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Female 451
my phone went with "snoopi" is everyone missing the "you best be ready fo my dick" ???
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Male 1,370
Yeah babe, I`mma be home zionism.
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Male 437
@Ripper398 Wtf swype works great u just gotta give some time to remember words u like using
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Female 9,572
"F*ckin Steve Jobs" lawl

"What`s a steve jobs?" lmfao, win!
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Male 60
My friend asked me really liked the movie get him to the greek and when I went to see it he asked what movie I was in. I was going to say "In your movie :D" But instead typed "In your mom" I decided to keep it and send it to him,
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Male 667
@CrystalKU
Nicesssssssssssssss~
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Female 20
Once, on of my nursing instructors texted me to ask if I needed any help with my assignment, I replied "I need a nap" but missed the space between a and nap, so good ol iphone corrected for me and told my instructor that "I need anal".
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Male 1,598
What`s a steve jobs?
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Male 1,313
You think you`re little predicted words are a bitch, try the android swype keyboard.
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Male 35
Mine says soonish. It brings up Zoo when I do Soo, that is about it. My old Sony phone used to always predict Ardou on a really normal word, that I forget, but what the Hell is Ardou?
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Female 3,828
my phone has this predicted text thing, and when i type "your" the next word that comes up is "dick". LOL i apparently sext too much.
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Male 25,416
meh. LOL!
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Female 1,181
what`s an iphone?
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Male 5,626
"I would have ten cents. Seriously."
We can hook you up if needed.
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Male 98
thats weird, my iphone suggests "spinoff" when i type soonish...
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Female 2,674
"You best be ready fo my dick" HAHAHA! If I had a nickle for every time I`ve heard that line before...

I would have ten cents. Seriously.
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Male 434
"oh, ok"

LOL
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Male 1,299
I literally rofl`d when I read this.
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Male 1,002
"Geeez anyone can have a Iphone now"

Even closeted Zionists
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Female 2,120
I`m going to say Zionism now whenever anyone asks me when I will get there.
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Male 2,619
Must be just for the US. Mine typed soonish fine
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Male 2,441
Hahah
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Female 171
`you best be ready fo my dick`
ahh young love.
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Male 15,510
Geeez anyone can have a Iphone now
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Male 20,911
Link: More iPhone Autotext Failure [Pic] [Rate Link] - It all comes back to Steve Jobs screwing it all up.
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