Monty Python Gets Some Censor Notes [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Entertainment

It"s the original letter from the censor board, sent to the Python guys. Look what would have happened had they listened
There are 36 comments:
Male 1,834
Oh f*ck off
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Female 2,352
Win. Love me some Monty Python. XD
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Female 1,236
LOLZ!!! Even their internal memos are hilarious.
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Male 25,417
never listen, always perform at your best! this is a prime example!
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Male 454
I fart in your general direction, is one of THE funniest things that I ever heard years ago. That would`ve really sucked if that line wasn`t in the movie. Huzzah!
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Male 819
Amazing movie! Love this!
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Male 31
I read "Lose as many poos as possible" as another way of saying "Go completely insane."
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Male 770
beware the fluffy bunny
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Male 2,436
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how`d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Listen, strange women lyin` in ponds distributin` swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Female 126
well, censors, i have one two-letter word for you: NI!
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Male 767
"your mother was a hamster; and your father smelt of elderberries!!"
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Female 536
Stupid censors trying to take away our farts and our cussing :( Soooo glad the Python guys said "Oh, f*ck off!" to them.

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Male 1,378
Anyone who can`t hear Jesus Christ is a total moron
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Male 833
what isnt 5-14 about farting in the general direction of somebody?
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Male 533
My favorite quote from any movie is still "I fart in your general direction!"
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Female 9,561
I`m glad that didn`t work out as planned.
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Male 3,619
But "I fart in your general direction" is the best part :O
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Male 757
monty python is awesome
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Male 417
I`m sure they wrote, "Oh f*ck off" in bright red mark and sent it back.
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Male 39,614
bet he wiped his ass with that leter
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Male 363
PULL THE OTHER ONE!
I am.
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Male 11,739
I think their attitude was "oh f**k off"
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Male 2,424
thank god they kept "I fart in your general direction" it might be the most important movie quote of all time.
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Male 14,331
"Who`s that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn`t got s**t all over him."
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Male 1,067
You know a guy means business when he signs his letter with a felt tip pen
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Male 812
Seriously, who sensors words like "fart" anyway?
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Male 295
Imagine if movies never did that.
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Male 339
Wow -- amazing the things that change in 36 years. You hear all that stuff on Network TV now...
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Male 3,482
[quote]His mother must have been a hamster.[/quote]
And his father probably smelt of elderberries as well.

I need to go watch some more Monty Python. I haven`t in a while.
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Male 417
Jesus christ! Your having a fxcking laugh!
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Male 582
If it isnt Mark Forstater, who is afraid of a duck you know!
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Male 224
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Female 136
I think the censor missed the point entirely. I`m pretty sure Monty Python was NEVER aimed at children aged 5-14.
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Male 2,688
My response: Oh, Fuuck off...
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Female 798
Lose "I fart in your general direction"? Are you kidding me!? That`s my favorite line in the entire movie. His mother must have been a hamster.
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Male 20,830
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