Meanwhile At The Neighborhood Bookstore... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

This is where you"ll find the Bible, right? (Thank you, we"ll be here all night--try the fish and tip your waitress!)
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Male 95
@fivezones, to add onto RecycleElf, I was raised in a Christian house with Christian morals and beliefs, it was forced down my throat, and I hated every moment of it, because of this I`ve grown to mock and hate Christianity as a whole, where as Islamic faith is not right there in my face, I do not have the right to mock it, as it is not part of my general knowledge, I know ABOUT it, but I don`t understand it as a whole, nor was I a part of it ever... I`m betting that a lot of people feel the same way...
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Male 3
By that logic, there should be a huge Atheist Non-fiction section...huh, I guess between glib online comments and a massive inferiority complex, you guys must not have the time to write
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Male 24
anyone who`s religious, whichever religion, is a knob
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Male 3,619
well fivezones. you`re wrong. and its a very big field you are trying to mention here. sivilized christianity is way more in your media (american i presume?) and therefor it somehow touches almost everyones daily agenda. islam rarely do in most parts of the US. Where i`m from, everyone agrees christianity is just plain silly and we mock islam more and more every day. im not saying it is an achievement or anything, but it is true.

The day hindues start immigrating into your country or threaten your way of life, im sure lots of atheists will start racking down on them too.
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Male 1,021
Yes, make fun of Christians again and again while patting yorself on the back about how "edgy" you are. But about Muslims you are strangely silent. Big bunch of chickens
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Male 1,451
Saw this sign at a B&N a few months ago and had the same thought. Went there for the actual purpose of buying the God Delusion (science section, not religious fiction).
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Male 107
WHAAAAAOOUU angry atheist RAAAAGE!!!!
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Female 1,077
"If you could reason with religious people, there`d be no religious people."
-Dr. House
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Male 51
I think it`s funny to read the accounts of atheists who clearly have some sort of emotional baggage concerning the Bible. If you are truly independent, then why are you speaking of how you have had the Bible "crammed down your throat for thirty five years". Just ignore them and live your life.
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Male 2,422
The Bible is the best collection of tales of genocide and sexual perversion you can find that isn`t, you know, banned for being a collection of stories about genocide and sexual peversion.
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Male 2,229
I would like to point out that `religion`, regardless of the beliefs, is a structure to control. By using the need to believe in something and the need to belong, those that "control" or "manipulate" the `religion` exert influence over others.

This is how ALL religions operate, including cults, since most of todays mainstream religions are derived and sanitized versions of cult behaviors and practices. All you have to do is open a history book.

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Male 2,850
"saying the same about non-Christians based on THEIR radicals...so to correct myself"

I`m not unhappy about your opinion of me and other athiests being based on Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers. In fact, I hope you do!
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Male 2,690
I love how just about all non-Christians base their view on the radicals...not that it makes me any better by saying the same about non-Christians based on THEIR radicals...so to correct myself..."I love how a lot of*"
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Male 22
Odd how a book that was written by bronze age men, can still hold sway. I`ve had it crammed down my throat for thirty five years. Reminded weekly how `wrong I am.` Wonder if people who use scripture as a weapon, realize that there are passages in said book that says the word of God, to kill anyone who mixes flax with wool, or strangle your son if he speaks out against you...
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Male 322
This sign is redundant.
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Male 128

The idea is to mock about the fact Christianity is fictional by its own principle ruthless1990. I think it is an awesome sarcastic joke actually
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Female 3,001
tbf, the books their a fiction books that have a basis in Christianity, so I don`t get this post.
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Male 582
I poke fun at my faith all the time. But this isnt clever or funny. Just sort of lame and dull.
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Male 5,624
"...I wouldn`t be able to stop myself moving a bunch of Bibles there..."
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Male 379
@shadow Here= the place you are at any given time. Hear= what you do with your ears.
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Female 115
That was as lame as it gets.
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Male 432
hahahahahahah good one
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Male 21
I think we need to focus a little less on starting religious flame wars, and a little more on pictures that are funny or entertaining...
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Male 819
Sigh... I don`t mind Christian bashing, just try to make it clever....
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Male 260
actually, its just true

yea go on Muslims, along with other religions equally, its just awesome like that

(also i dont wanna here religious fanatics bitch)
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Male 5,189
Alrighty.
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Female 1,963
cregil, because Islam isn`t nearly as big of an influence in our everyday lives (for the vast majority of us) as Christianity is. We tend to make fun of things that we know (or think we know) the most about.
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Male 1,598
Oh, cool. A sign. Don`t see those every day.
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Female 1,515
This isn`t funny.
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Male 12
Again I ask...

When are you going to post Muslim hate items?

Just wondering if this is bullying or brave. Actually, I already know.
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Male 599
There just books books with christian themes that are fiction, why is this worth posting?
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Male 167
redundancy is great
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Male 230
You want to know what funny? In my library all "holy" books are in the fiction section.
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Male 39,614
oxymoron
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Male 169
>Why is "Of Mice And Men" on the same sign? How is that a Christian fiction novel?

I expect they use the same background on all their sign and just change the text.
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Male 2,893
Lol.
Christian fiction.
I used to want to work at a Christian book store and I would wear a shirt that said, "I`m not Christian, I just work here."
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 533
Why is "Of Mice And Men" on the same sign? How is that a Christian fiction novel?
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Male 1,067
I wouldn`t be able to stop myself moving a bunch of Bibles there
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Male 2,796
"You`re all going straight to hell!"

You first, tard
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Male 417
@startech Well then, I`ll bring the beer.
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Male 2,441
Hah not even going to say it
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Male 1,625
ZING!
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Male 246
lol I always laugh when I see the `Christian Fiction` sign in the bookstore. Redundant much?
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Male 235
You`re all going straight to hell!
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Female 854
@duckflash Neither have I but I have seen them in a Dollar Store....what does that tell ya.
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Female 412
@Duckflash: clearly, you just haven`t looked in the right places. Waterstones (and borders - rip) both stock(ed) many different bibles.
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Female 570
why isnt the bible there? are bibles not allowed to be sold? now that i think of it, ive never seen a bible in a bookstore.
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Male 2,796
Awesome. Now all we need to do is turn the Religious Fiction section into a gas chamber. Religious nutjob walks in... door shuts... he/she touches a book and BAM. Gassed.
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Male 1,195


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 833
hahahah thats sooooo funny


you know what would actually be funny?
if the bible was in the picture with all the rest of the books on that table.

anyone can say it. lots have.
its lost its funny
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Female 612
Wow, that was such a creative joke. I totally haven`t heard it more than, oh, two dozen times.
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Male 4,680
And do you know where you`ll find the Koran? In the islamic fiction section!

Yeah I said it. Go ahead, arrest me.
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Male 1,378
Quick move the bibles
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Female 277
haha, redundant sign is redundant
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Female 38
"Wow...can you get any more offensive, Fancy?

Let`s see you do that joke with the Koran."

why does everyone think this website is so afraid of the koran? you must be mr. sensitive.
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Male 250
haha thats funny
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Male 1,287
When I worked at a bookstore, I found copies of the Bible in the christian fiction section all the time. It was good for a chuckle, but it always meant more work putting them back where they belonged. I think I found more sex books and books on Mormonism there than anything though. *sigh* everyone`s a drating comedian.
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Female 9
No none of the books on the poster are necasserily it`s just a generic poster.
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Female 2,120
Oh, Fancy, you lil troll :3
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Male 265
Wow...can you get any more offensive, Fancy?

Let`s see you do that joke with the Koran.
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Male 1,351
Ghettoninja I noticed that too. I think that the irony is funnier than the pic itself.
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Male 719
@GhettoNinja: I think that`s just the generic sign background that the bookstore uses.
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Male 15,510
The Bible is the top sold fiction book of all times
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Male 886
The Great Gatsby was christian fiction? I thought thet was one of the "banned" books...Of Mice and Men? I thought that was a banned one also...


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Male 1,287
idiotic first posts don`t last, jrodjarrod.

In other news, I`ve averaged 1 or 2 browser hijacks a day on I-A-B for the last couple of days. I just had 4 back to back. Get Corporate to cut that poo out or you`re gonna start losing viewers.
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Male 1,011
fancy be trollin

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Male 1,081
Let the flame wars commence!
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Male 20,829
Link: Meanwhile At The Neighborhood Bookstore... [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is where you`ll find the Bible, right? (Thank you, we`ll be here all night--try the fish and tip your waitress!)
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