Man Angry Over Modern-Day Miracle At Soccer Match

Submitted by: Mickets 6 years ago Funny

But sir, you"ve just witnessed a crippled man rise and stand on his own power! IT"S A MIRACLE!
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Male 5,413
Haha classy
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Male 91
hahaha that a good way to find a better seat
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Male 3,631
Jesus loves you.
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Male 34
Can I take this guy to Wal Mart?
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Male 190
My grandpa just had knee surgery and would need a wheel chair. He can stand, but not for longer than a few minutes at a time. This is stupid. If it was some fat lazy bastard I would understand, but you have no idea whats wrong with that guy. You dont have to be a paraplegic to need a wheel chair.
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Male 113
Soccer = FAIL
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Female 406
it`s a miracle! the healing powers of a soccer match
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Male 1,299
Not everyone in a wheel chair is INCAPABLE of walking or standing...

I was in a wheel chair myself after injuring my ankle during a sporting event. It wasn`t the type of wound that required a cast and I could stand on the leg but walking was EXTREMELY painful. A wheelchair was the most simple solution. I`m sure there are other perfectly valid reasons for a person to be in a wheel chair and be capable of standing.
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Male 2,893
Oh shut up you stupid bitch.
You`re near the front too.
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Male 187
maybe he`s mentally handicapped... Just a theory..
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Female 114
I disagree... If you`re a cripple you should always try to be better, just like if you`re poor. If you can`t better yourself, drat it and CHEAT!!! I`d do the same thing to get those kind of seats!! Good work gentlemen :)
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Male 2,402
It`s like those blowtards that use the handicap tag to park in the stall. Only to get out and run to the pharmacy before it closes.
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Male 188
@seastone

screw people.. do not miss out on things because of douchbaggery of others
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Male 1,240
I thought it would be someone *Cough*Ronaldo*cough* on the pitch who faked an injury, then ran off.
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Male 15,510
Lmao Italian douches
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Male 904
Maelstrom_x is right. Short term miracles are the saddest. So saddest :-(
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Male 2,441
I used to walk around with crutches at six flags to get to the front of the line on everything. But this guy has taken it to a new level
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Male 1,882
Aww, it was a sad miracle though, he clearly lost his ability to stand at the end of the video. So sad... :(
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Female 347
See, it`s not only in America.
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Male 25,416
Wow, so laugh if that dude was on compo...... until now!
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Male 5,194
Italians, LOL!
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Female 1,566
lol everyone is yelling IT`S A MIRACLE, IT`S A MIRACLE! I think the funny old guy yells SIT DOWN and that he`s "cheating". I only speak a little Italian. & he has a really thick accent. Dx
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Female 612
"Not all people who use wheelchair are unable to support their own weight."

This. I hate when people assume things. I`m disabled but can still sort of walk, and do. It`s like people would rather I get a chair or something so that I LOOK properly disabled. It`s ridiculous. I`m just as incapable of going up stairs as most wheelchair users, but it`s somehow okay to make me feel bad about it because I`m not in a wheelchair yet. All it does is make me never leave my dorm room.
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Male 229
Not all people who use wheelchair are unable to support their own weight.
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Male 417
Is that Fancy in the stands yelling?
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Male 1,091
Maybe it`s a good way to pick up chicks...
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Male 683
lol, Tha`s bull poote!
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Male 246
Link: Man Angry Over Modern-Day Miracle At Soccer Match [Rate Link] - But sir, you`ve just witnessed a crippled man rise and stand on his own power! IT`S A MIRACLE!
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