Karate Brick Breaking Fail

Submitted by: Tyronics 6 years ago in Funny

Karate black belt fails not on 1 attempt, but 4! The look of disappointment on his face is priceless.
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Male 554
ouch.
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Male 208
Ugh that last one, just one
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Male 2,049
poo man if I was him and had failed at the first attempt I would have used the doors behind me.
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Male 496
Budda with a fist?! I thought Buddah was the non-violent type. Oh well, he`s probably laughing at this guy now.
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Male 304
I saw a guy break fifteen bricks that were on fire once.
In person mind you, no tricks here.
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Male 14,331
AHHHH The cornrow Fu is strong in this one!
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Male 91
the last one is IMPOSSIBLE.... he kick it up, and it will eventually fall.... what a moron
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Male 3,076
I would like to see those wannabe ninja break four concrete block without any space in between them.
except him...poor bastard suffered enough
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Male 1,745
wth? is this a joke? intuition tells me that 3rd set up is physically impossible. How do you kick UP on 5 bricks and expect them to break in half?
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Female 1,623
I imagine him thinking: Okay, you gotta do this, this is your chance so don`t screw it up *first smash* Ok, so that didn`t go very well, at least you broke one, so here we go *second try* Aw come on! *third try* God f*cking damnit! Ok ok, we HAVE to break this last one, it`s a single brick *fourth try* I quit, I f*cking quit.
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Male 670
why practice martial arts when we have guns? just kidding guys.
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Male 65
he failed in four different ways...awesome!
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Male 1,834
thats what he gets for having white guy corn rolls
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Male 2,593
That`s why the internet is not a good place to learn martial arts
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Male 75
sucks to be him
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Male 759
frowny face for reals
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Female 406
what exactly was he trying to do? get some practice dude.
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Female 83
Bummer!
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Male 9,305
Awww. :( You could hear the disappointment in his voice too.
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Male 155
What the eff was he thinking was gonna happen when he knee`d them upwards with nothing to hold them down??

Kinda wished it would have hit him in the dratin face
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Male 2,229
needs more practice
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Male 312
@fatninja01 Win!!!

Setup is half the battle.
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Male 2,402
No power or follow through. Plus he needs a new gi. His old one has bleach stains.
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Male 8
@Fatninja01: You win, and you know exactly why.
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Male 582
unmercyfuldu said- "Adults practicing martial arts is hilarious. Grow up! We are not living in this silly warrior life fantasy. Adults practicing martial arts = arrested development."

I seldom say stuff like this but, you are an idiot. Seriously man you are dumber than hammered dog crap.
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Male 1,013
After being fired, corn-roll`s ex-star student later received his doctorate in materials science at MIT`s engineering school. Corn-roll now lives in Delaware.
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Male 1,627
you rak discipline
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Male 1,598
The second one looked kinda painful.
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Female 2,674
On the plus side, at least he still has those sweet cornrows...
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Male 25,417
o the editing cut the last one short, i do wonder if he had done this in the shop before displaying it, kos that was an ultimate fail, the high knee, i question because the bricks had so stability sidwards to keep pressure on the structure. It would be very very hard to be able to do a high knee and break the 4 briks as the set up doesnt allow the transfer to energy!
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Male 93
lmao what the hell did he expect the third set to do? just blow up?
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Male 197
This stuff is ridiculous. Do Judo.
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Male 1,540
God how embarrassing. That last one was particularly painful to watch. In the kenpo school nearest me, yellow belts have to break single bricks like that.
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Female 259
The third one doesn`t even make any sense. lolololol.
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Male 3,482
@unmercyfuldu

So it`s stupid for every military in the world to practice some form of martial arts?

It`s also stupid for me to learn to defend myself on the streets from a mugger?

You`re an idiot if you think hand-to-hand combat is EVER going to go away, for ANY reason. And I`d rather be able to crack some skulls than cower like a bitch.
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Male 1,222
Oh my
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Male 7,817
why did he keep trying
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Male 1,299
"People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult."

I broke wood when I was 6 and a brick when I was 8. I practiced Wushu and Karate under Shihan Ganji and Seifu Qiang for 3 years... that was it. As a child with only weekend classes I was capable of doing this "difficult feat."

It`s anatomy and physics. On the first set the guy didn`t land evenly with his forearm- you have to come down LEVEL and displace your entire body weight. He certainly brought his body down but his forearm wasn`t level. With the second set he wasn`t rigid enough and allowed the impact to be displaced back into his arm by recoil and he did not leverage his full body weight. On the last one he hit the outside of the brick as opposed to the center and he did not hit with the heel of his hand he hit with the palm... i`ve no clue WTF he was doing with the upwards knee.
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Male 1,108
unmercyfuldu, thanks for the info. The next time someone tries to mug me I`ll give them my money instead of fighting back. So foolish to learn how to defend yourself. Why didn`t I see it before. The years I could have saved myself when I could have been a victim all this time.

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Male 247
LOL @ knee one. Smart guy.
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Male 9
if you want to see some real karate brick breaking check this out. This is Narve Laeret a Norwegian Kyokushin karateka. narve læret brick breaking
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Male 434
Oh man, sucks to be that guy. I really don`t think he practiced.
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Male 762
What the hell did he think would happen with ones he was trying to break with his thigh? Did he think he would actually be able to break them all the way through the top which was at shoulder level with his thigh!?

Adults practicing martial arts is hilarious. Grow up! We are not living in this silly warrior life fantasy. Adults practicing martial arts = arrested development.
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Male 255
did he even practice before? like the one with the knee.... wtf!!!
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Male 1,091
I just don`t get how he tried to break the ones he hit with his knee from below...
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Male 15,510
"People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult."

Yeah, this guy should know
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Female 240
What did he think was going to happen when he hit the ones up with his knee????
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Male 506
People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult.
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Male 15,832
Uh oh, it looks like somebody actually put some cement in those blocks.
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Male 15,510
Aaah, another day, another karate fail. Dang that looks sooo painful!
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Male 1,931
So sad.
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Male 3,482
That last one looked like it hurt when he failed. His hand goes scraping along the edge, after jarring his fingers like that...
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Male 107
Link: Karate Brick Breaking Fail [Rate Link] - Karate black belt fails not on 1 attempt, but 4! The look of disappointment on his face is priceless.
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