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Date: 10/23/10 09:42 AM

53 Responses to Karate Brick Breaking Fail

  1. Profile photo of Tyronics
    Tyronics Male 18-29
    107 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Link: Karate Brick Breaking Fail - Karate black belt fails not on 1 attempt, but 4! The look of disappointment on his face is priceless.
  2. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
    That last one looked like it hurt when he failed. His hand goes scraping along the edge, after jarring his fingers like that...
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:52 am
    So sad.
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Aaah, another day, another karate fail. Dang that looks sooo painful!
  5. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Uh oh, it looks like somebody actually put some cement in those blocks.
  6. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
    People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult.
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    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
    What did he think was going to happen when he hit the ones up with his knee????
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    "People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult."

    Yeah, this guy should know
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:19 am
    I just don`t get how he tried to break the ones he hit with his knee from below...
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    did he even practice before? like the one with the knee.... wtf!!!
  11. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
    What the hell did he think would happen with ones he was trying to break with his thigh? Did he think he would actually be able to break them all the way through the top which was at shoulder level with his thigh!?

    Adults practicing martial arts is hilarious. Grow up! We are not living in this silly warrior life fantasy. Adults practicing martial arts = arrested development.
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Oh man, sucks to be that guy. I really don`t think he practiced.
  13. Profile photo of Skambankt
    Skambankt Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
    if you want to see some real karate brick breaking check this out. This is Narve Laeret a Norwegian Kyokushin karateka. narve læret brick breaking
  14. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
    LOL @ knee one. Smart guy.
  15. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:55 am
    unmercyfuldu, thanks for the info. The next time someone tries to mug me I`ll give them my money instead of fighting back. So foolish to learn how to defend yourself. Why didn`t I see it before. The years I could have saved myself when I could have been a victim all this time.

  16. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 10:59 am
    "People think this poo is easy, but even breaking a simple plank of pine wood can be difficult."

    I broke wood when I was 6 and a brick when I was 8. I practiced Wushu and Karate under Shihan Ganji and Seifu Qiang for 3 years... that was it. As a child with only weekend classes I was capable of doing this "difficult feat."

    It`s anatomy and physics. On the first set the guy didn`t land evenly with his forearm- you have to come down LEVEL and displace your entire body weight. He certainly brought his body down but his forearm wasn`t level. With the second set he wasn`t rigid enough and allowed the impact to be displaced back into his arm by recoil and he did not leverage his full body weight. On the last one he hit the outside of the brick as opposed to the center and he did not hit with the heel of his hand he hit with the palm... i`ve no clue WTF he was doing with the upwards knee.
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:26 am
    why did he keep trying
  18. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Oh my
  19. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:44 am
    @unmercyfuldu

    So it`s stupid for every military in the world to practice some form of martial arts?

    It`s also stupid for me to learn to defend myself on the streets from a mugger?

    You`re an idiot if you think hand-to-hand combat is EVER going to go away, for ANY reason. And I`d rather be able to crack some skulls than cower like a bitch.
  20. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:52 am
    The third one doesn`t even make any sense. lolololol.
  21. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    God how embarrassing. That last one was particularly painful to watch. In the kenpo school nearest me, yellow belts have to break single bricks like that.
  22. Profile photo of TxTnViolence
    TxTnViolence Male 30-39
    197 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    This stuff is ridiculous. Do Judo.
  23. Profile photo of Rich1710
    Rich1710 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    lmao what the hell did he expect the third set to do? just blow up?
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    o the editing cut the last one short, i do wonder if he had done this in the shop before displaying it, kos that was an ultimate fail, the high knee, i question because the bricks had so stability sidwards to keep pressure on the structure. It would be very very hard to be able to do a high knee and break the 4 briks as the set up doesnt allow the transfer to energy!
  25. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    On the plus side, at least he still has those sweet cornrows...
  26. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    The second one looked kinda painful.
  27. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    you rak discipline
  28. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    After being fired, corn-roll`s ex-star student later received his doctorate in materials science at MIT`s engineering school. Corn-roll now lives in Delaware.
  29. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    unmercyfuldu said- "Adults practicing martial arts is hilarious. Grow up! We are not living in this silly warrior life fantasy. Adults practicing martial arts = arrested development."

    I seldom say stuff like this but, you are an idiot. Seriously man you are dumber than hammered dog crap.
  30. Profile photo of PsiloSilence
    PsiloSilence Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    @Fatninja01: You win, and you know exactly why.
  31. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    No power or follow through. Plus he needs a new gi. His old one has bleach stains.
  32. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    229 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    @fatninja01 Win!!!

    Setup is half the battle.
  33. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    needs more practice
  34. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    What the eff was he thinking was gonna happen when he knee`d them upwards with nothing to hold them down??

    Kinda wished it would have hit him in the dratin face
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Awww. :( You could hear the disappointment in his voice too.
  36. Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Bummer!
  37. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    what exactly was he trying to do? get some practice dude.
  38. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    frowny face for reals
  39. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 7:21 am
    sucks to be him
  40. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 8:13 am
    That`s why the internet is not a good place to learn martial arts
  41. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    thats what he gets for having white guy corn rolls
  42. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    he failed in four different ways...awesome!
  43. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    why practice martial arts when we have guns? just kidding guys.
  44. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    I imagine him thinking: Okay, you gotta do this, this is your chance so don`t screw it up *first smash* Ok, so that didn`t go very well, at least you broke one, so here we go *second try* Aw come on! *third try* God f*cking damnit! Ok ok, we HAVE to break this last one, it`s a single brick *fourth try* I quit, I f*cking quit.
  45. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    wth? is this a joke? intuition tells me that 3rd set up is physically impossible. How do you kick UP on 5 bricks and expect them to break in half?
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:42 am
    I would like to see those wannabe ninja break four concrete block without any space in between them.
    except him...poor bastard suffered enough
  47. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:14 am
    the last one is IMPOSSIBLE.... he kick it up, and it will eventually fall.... what a moron
  48. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:23 am
    AHHHH The cornrow Fu is strong in this one!
  49. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    I saw a guy break fifteen bricks that were on fire once.
    In person mind you, no tricks here.
  50. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Budda with a fist?! I thought Buddah was the non-violent type. Oh well, he`s probably laughing at this guy now.
  51. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    poo man if I was him and had failed at the first attempt I would have used the doors behind me.
  52. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Ugh that last one, just one
  53. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 2:53 am
    ouch.

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