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Date: 10/29/10 01:56 PM

72 Responses to Johnny Knoxville: Never Shake His Hand [7 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Link: Johnny Knoxville: Never Shake His Hand - Jon Stewart had to learn that fact the hard way.
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    wow... I saw this interview and didn`t catch that. Probably because I wasn`t watching Knoxville`s crotch.
  3. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Wait, what?
  4. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Was he giving himself the shocker? Awkward.
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    TxTnViolence Male 30-39
    197 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    It`s probably just instict from getting randomly punched in the balls so many times.
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    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I was wondering what it was talking about, but then I saw it.
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    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    having a good ol` squeeze.
  8. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    never shake his hand? his hands been on worse places then his own sweaty crotch.
  9. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    why? because he hold his crotch with his hands over his trousers?
  10. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    hahahaha, OWNED, I hate that F.a.g.
  11. Profile photo of frylock
    frylock Female 13-17
    45 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Dude, I don`t care where his hands have been, I would shake Johnny Knoxville`s hand any day. And by shake his hand, I mean rape.
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    Necromantrix Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Heh, heh. "Hard" way.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    The whole Nerdy Chic looks is way over done.

    He belongs in t-shirt and jeans.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    At least it wasn`t a stinky palm.
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    bsmiley55 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Hey Jon have some ball grease!
  16. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Gerry1of1:

    He`s a guest on a political talk show. It`s not geek chic, he`s just acknowledging proper etiquette.
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Like Jon Stewart never had to adjust himself either
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Frylock: Lovin` `em dumb! *fistbump*
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    The former Jackass, of course he would scratch his balls during a live show
  20. Profile photo of frylock
    frylock Female 13-17
    45 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Hahahah, right on Nido :D
  21. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Shaking hands is perhaps the most disgusting habit in the human race.
  22. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    He sits like a dirty prostitute.
  23. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I will be honest ggolbez rimming probably ranks slightly higher than shaking hands but whatever you say
  24. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    ggolbez, chronically shaking hands isn`t a habit, it`s Parkinsons.
  25. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    ggolbez - There is a reason we have an immune system.
  26. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    October 25, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Ggolbez, I am directing a comment aqt you because everyone else it.
  27. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    ggolbez your a dumbass... its a traditional greeting, there are a million things you do that can be classified as disgusting if you want to compare, every handle you touch, everything you eat, even your own body is covered with thousands of germs...
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    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    ggolbez- Although you are right, the handshake was invented because it shows a sign of trust, how you might say? Well you are trusting that their hands are clean is what I always thought
  29. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    The reason he sits with his hand over his crotch is due to all the years he has spent in Jackass. Watch the later shows and movies. They do it because so many people randomly hit each others balls on the show that it is now normal for these guys to spend their time with their hands over their balls to protect them from random hits.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents.
  31. Profile photo of Davek1013
    Davek1013 Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    meh. shake any random guys hand and you know there is a 50% chance they have scrached their nuts with it in the past 15 minutes. You know its true because 50% of those reading this have done just that :-)
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I don`t get it. When I first saw the pictures I thought "Oh, I bet they`re saying don`t shake his hand because he stuck his hand down his pants" but then, the more I looked, his hands were never inside his pants at any point. They were always visible. So what`s the issue here?
  33. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    "It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents."

    I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    "I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms."

    you`re my hero
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    initiald013 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Say, who wants a chocolate-covered pretzel?
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    ""I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms.""

    "you`re my hero"

    I concur.
  37. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    "I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms."

    Not true. Some people have hands but no arms, due to either surgery or a birth defect.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Lando - he`s rubbing his banus.
  39. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Not to mention the time he shoved his arm up a cow`s ass.
  40. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Gross.
  41. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    LOL, silly humans, you are all going to die no matter what, so what`s the problem with a little ball sweat?...and by the way it`s we can`t shake hands after I cut yours off... lol
  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents.

    Not quite, as handshakes frequently took place between people who were armed. The point of the handshake is that the people don`t have a weapon in their hand, which symbolises a lack of hostile intent. It`s not "I don`t have a weapon". It`s "I`m not going to use a weapon against you."
  43. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    um, he`s wearing pants. and he`s not grabbing his junk, he`s just resting his hand. calm down
  44. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    this isnt even a stink palm. and it should be because jon stewart sucks.
  45. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:21 am
    You think that`s gross? You should see what people do to your food in a restaurant.
  46. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:31 am
    You think that`s gross? You should see what people do to your food in a restaurant.
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
    89 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 3:02 am
    i dont get it... again.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 5:45 am
    how is it that every link i suggest has "already been suggested" when the last two things i suggested were literally just added by me??????
  49. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 6:04 am
    X-ray, it appears as though his hand is in the general area of his junk and then he shakes hands with JS...even though he has pants...and doesn`t actually appear to even touch himself.

    Hey germaphobes, cowboy up. The world isn`t clean and you`re not staying healthy because you use your shirt on the handle to open public bathroom doors.
  50. Profile photo of mkkloote
    mkkloote Female 18-29
    28 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 6:33 am
    @DJL...I wish we could go on tour together...I`m a RN student, and although we are taught to be germaphobes in the hospital setting, but in the real world, we`re taught that the world is flithy, live with it, wash your hands, you`ll live,and to disinfect everything all around you all the time and not shake people`s hands because its "a disgusting" habit merits hospitalization...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Good ole Knoxville. Hard to delieve all the krap me and my buddies did growing up they get paid millions to do. Ain`t that a hole in the boat.
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    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 7:36 am
    i do this all the time to my mom
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    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Oh, please god no!
    He touched the crotch of his pants?!
    He`ll have to cut his hand of and burn it!
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 9:13 am
    yeah this is just stupid...
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    misskarlie Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 9:34 am
    After seeing jackass I probably wouldn`t. :P
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    Lorah Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:09 am
    that was pointless..
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    NDLOgan Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:25 am
    This post = stupid
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    margot138 Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Well at least his hand wasn`t in his pants. And maybe he likes to make sure it`s still there since he has been hit in the balls so many times.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I don`t get it....his hand is on his pants.....what`s the point?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    October 26, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    I am so in love with him. Knoxville, that is. He could rub his crotchy hand on me all day long. TMI?
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    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    were we already thought to of watch johnny on stewart to have gotten this joke
  62. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    silly!
  63. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
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    October 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    I bet when the old guy got home, he jerked off as he sniffed that hand.
  64. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Johnny! I so dig that crazy S.O.B.
  65. Profile photo of ACTIONjakson
    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Knoxville is my hero
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:32 am
    "The old guy", BrodyBoy1993? I guess your screen name fits you.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:36 am
    )-| wtf?
  68. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 10:53 am
    BrodyBoy1993 what the hell is wrong with you? Oh you`re 17 that explains it. And the "old guy" is Jon Stewart dumbass.
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    If it didn`t look like he totally had the herp, i`d do knoxville in a heartbeat.
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    i`m 17 and i`ve been watching daily show for years. youth is no excuse for ignorance. stupidity has no age limit
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2010 at 2:59 am
    umm, i don`t get this one bit. what the hell is the sequence order? top down? bottom up? and what is it supposed to portray?

    This is pretty fail-o-rific here IAB
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Haha YEAH! XD

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