Johnny Knoxville: Never Shake His Hand [7 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Jon Stewart had to learn that fact the hard way.
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Male 5,413
Haha YEAH! XD
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Male 1,744
umm, i don`t get this one bit. what the hell is the sequence order? top down? bottom up? and what is it supposed to portray?

This is pretty fail-o-rific here IAB
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Male 610
i`m 17 and i`ve been watching daily show for years. youth is no excuse for ignorance. stupidity has no age limit
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Female 1,077
If it didn`t look like he totally had the herp, i`d do knoxville in a heartbeat.
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Female 322
BrodyBoy1993 what the hell is wrong with you? Oh you`re 17 that explains it. And the "old guy" is Jon Stewart dumbass.
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Male 3,076
)-| wtf?
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Male 678
"The old guy", BrodyBoy1993? I guess your screen name fits you.
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Male 24
Knoxville is my hero
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Female 1,236
Johnny! I so dig that crazy S.O.B.
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Male 102
I bet when the old guy got home, he jerked off as he sniffed that hand.
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Male 25,416
silly!
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Male 208
were we already thought to of watch johnny on stewart to have gotten this joke
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Female 4,039
I am so in love with him. Knoxville, that is. He could rub his crotchy hand on me all day long. TMI?
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Female 1,380
I don`t get it....his hand is on his pants.....what`s the point?
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Female 322
Well at least his hand wasn`t in his pants. And maybe he likes to make sure it`s still there since he has been hit in the balls so many times.
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Male 218
This post = stupid
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Female 1,784
that was pointless..
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Female 58
After seeing jackass I probably wouldn`t. :P
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Male 3,915
yeah this is just stupid...
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Female 68
Oh, please god no!
He touched the crotch of his pants?!
He`ll have to cut his hand of and burn it!
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Male 155
i do this all the time to my mom
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Male 6,693
Good ole Knoxville. Hard to delieve all the krap me and my buddies did growing up they get paid millions to do. Ain`t that a hole in the boat.
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Female 28
@DJL...I wish we could go on tour together...I`m a RN student, and although we are taught to be germaphobes in the hospital setting, but in the real world, we`re taught that the world is flithy, live with it, wash your hands, you`ll live,and to disinfect everything all around you all the time and not shake people`s hands because its "a disgusting" habit merits hospitalization...
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Male 134
X-ray, it appears as though his hand is in the general area of his junk and then he shakes hands with JS...even though he has pants...and doesn`t actually appear to even touch himself.

Hey germaphobes, cowboy up. The world isn`t clean and you`re not staying healthy because you use your shirt on the handle to open public bathroom doors.
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Male 767
how is it that every link i suggest has "already been suggested" when the last two things i suggested were literally just added by me??????
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Male 89
i dont get it... again.
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Male 759
You think that`s gross? You should see what people do to your food in a restaurant.
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Male 759
You think that`s gross? You should see what people do to your food in a restaurant.
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Female 850
this isnt even a stink palm. and it should be because jon stewart sucks.
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Female 54
um, he`s wearing pants. and he`s not grabbing his junk, he`s just resting his hand. calm down
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Male 12,365
[quote]It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents.[/quote]

Not quite, as handshakes frequently took place between people who were armed. The point of the handshake is that the people don`t have a weapon in their hand, which symbolises a lack of hostile intent. It`s not "I don`t have a weapon". It`s "I`m not going to use a weapon against you."
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Male 120
LOL, silly humans, you are all going to die no matter what, so what`s the problem with a little ball sweat?...and by the way it`s we can`t shake hands after I cut yours off... lol
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Female 1,623
Gross.
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Male 2,893
Not to mention the time he shoved his arm up a cow`s ass.
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Male 4,014
Lando - he`s rubbing his banus.
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Male 1,184
"I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms."

Not true. Some people have hands but no arms, due to either surgery or a birth defect.
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Male 838
""I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms.""

"you`re my hero"

I concur.
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Male 72
Say, who wants a chocolate-covered pretzel?
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Male 462
"I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms."

you`re my hero
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Male 1,153
"It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents."

I think you`ll find that a handshake is impossible if neithier party has any arms.
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Male 3,842
I don`t get it. When I first saw the pictures I thought "Oh, I bet they`re saying don`t shake his hand because he stuck his hand down his pants" but then, the more I looked, his hands were never inside his pants at any point. They were always visible. So what`s the issue here?
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Male 90
meh. shake any random guys hand and you know there is a 50% chance they have scrached their nuts with it in the past 15 minutes. You know its true because 50% of those reading this have done just that :-)
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Male 2,085
It is thought the handshake originated to demonstrate both parties were unarmed. Just my two cents.
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Male 234
The reason he sits with his hand over his crotch is due to all the years he has spent in Jackass. Watch the later shows and movies. They do it because so many people randomly hit each others balls on the show that it is now normal for these guys to spend their time with their hands over their balls to protect them from random hits.
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Male 221
ggolbez- Although you are right, the handshake was invented because it shows a sign of trust, how you might say? Well you are trusting that their hands are clean is what I always thought
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Male 260
ggolbez your a dumbass... its a traditional greeting, there are a million things you do that can be classified as disgusting if you want to compare, every handle you touch, everything you eat, even your own body is covered with thousands of germs...
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Male 2,344
Ggolbez, I am directing a comment aqt you because everyone else it.
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Male 721
ggolbez - There is a reason we have an immune system.
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Male 134
ggolbez, chronically shaking hands isn`t a habit, it`s Parkinsons.
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Male 683
I will be honest ggolbez rimming probably ranks slightly higher than shaking hands but whatever you say
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Male 1,598
He sits like a dirty prostitute.
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Male 1,931
Shaking hands is perhaps the most disgusting habit in the human race.
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Female 45
Hahahah, right on Nido :D
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Male 15,510
The former Jackass, of course he would scratch his balls during a live show
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Male 9,305
Frylock: Lovin` `em dumb! *fistbump*
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Male 2,441
Like Jon Stewart never had to adjust himself either
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Female 354
Gerry1of1:

He`s a guest on a political talk show. It`s not geek chic, he`s just acknowledging proper etiquette.
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Male 18
Hey Jon have some ball grease!
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Male 4,807
At least it wasn`t a stinky palm.
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Male 39,880
The whole Nerdy Chic looks is way over done.

He belongs in t-shirt and jeans.
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Female 42
Heh, heh. "Hard" way.
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Female 45
Dude, I don`t care where his hands have been, I would shake Johnny Knoxville`s hand any day. And by shake his hand, I mean rape.
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Male 100
hahahaha, OWNED, I hate that F.a.g.
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Female 3,001
why? because he hold his crotch with his hands over his trousers?
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Female 293
never shake his hand? his hands been on worse places then his own sweaty crotch.
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Male 75
having a good ol` squeeze.
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Male 511
I was wondering what it was talking about, but then I saw it.
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Male 197
It`s probably just instict from getting randomly punched in the balls so many times.
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Male 210
Was he giving himself the shocker? Awkward.
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Male 10,338
Wait, what?
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Male 258
wow... I saw this interview and didn`t catch that. Probably because I wasn`t watching Knoxville`s crotch.
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Male 20,899
Link: Johnny Knoxville: Never Shake His Hand [7 Pics] [Rate Link] - Jon Stewart had to learn that fact the hard way.
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