Jeremy Kyle Hit By Envelope

Submitted by: almightybob1 6 years ago Entertainment

One of his guests whips an envelope at the irritating host like a throwing star. Nice shot, but next time use a brick.
There are 83 comments:
Male 34
"Yeah wot? Throw it at me, I`ll throw it at you. Your mom." :`) Priceless.
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Male 582
Jeremy Kyle is a real tough guy when he has 2 bodyguards there to cover him. In a pub he would get his ass kicked proper.
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Female 420
Eugh. I HATE this programme. Nasty weasel-faced scumbags shouting at their fat shrieking girlfriends.
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Female 80
at least jerry springer is likable
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Male 3,425
I can`t physically watch Jeremy Kyle sometimes, the people on there are so messed up it`s depressing. I think the British equivalent of "white trash" is actually worse the the American, albeit a much smaller minority.

I hate Jeremy Kyle though, he`s a heartless pompous twat. If you`ve ever watched an episode his attitude changes in a second, one minute being sympathetic and then as soon as the test results come back, BAM! - hurling abuse. I don`t think he actually helps anyone.
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Male 234
"Dear UK & US,

Sucks to be you.

Love Australia."

I applaud you kind sir.
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Female 2,027
skanky little pikeys
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Male 1,815
So, he`s a British rip-off of Jerry Springer. Doesn`t really give him much to be pompous about.
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Female 1,623
Had it coming
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Male 678
@agl126 - nice call mate exactly what i was thinking!

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Male 51
Dear UK & US,

Sucks to be you.

Love Australia.
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Female 3,001
"He said America doesnt have a monopoly, as in, yes we have a lot of trash like this, and its funny to see that so do others."

oh ok, miss-understood what he meant completely. cool tings
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Female 91
Dear UK,

It makes us feel better knowing that we are not the only ones having people like this. We don`t judge. We know how you feel.

US
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Male 678
Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you`ve got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn`t you like to get away?

All those night when you`ve got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it`s tail;
And your third fiance didn`t show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they`re always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.
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Male 15,510
He has Oprahs Charisma
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Male 749
Dear the rest of the world,

Please do not judge us by the people on Jeremy Kyle.

Thanks,

UK
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Male 190
-----Wow! It`s really comforting to know that we Americans don`t have a monopoly on agonizingly awful trash talk show hosts. You`re absolutely correct: Next time use a brick."
--------what about Jerry Springer? or have i got the wrong impression about him, there shows seem pretty similar.

He said America doesnt have a monopoly, as in, yes we have a lot of trash like this, and its funny to see that so do others.
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Female 3,001
"Wow! It`s really comforting to know that we Americans don`t have a monopoly on agonizingly awful trash talk show hosts. You`re absolutely correct: Next time use a brick."
what about Jerry Springer? or have i got the wrong impression about him, there shows seem pretty similar.
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Female 803
Jeremy Kyle... Good Lord is he a bastard. At least Maury has a sense of empathy and tries to console his guests instead of insulting them.

I`d do the same with that envelope, if only I had good aim.
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Male 5,567
Wow! It`s really comforting to know that we Americans don`t have a monopoly on agonizingly awful trash talk show hosts. You`re absolutely correct: Next time use a brick.
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Male 541
The impact of the envelope with Kyle`s head is a beautiful moment!

Also, is it just me or does he say "your mum" after he says, "You throw it at me, I`ll throw it at you"
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Male 560
I wasn`t aware that there were stupid shows like Maury in the UK or anywhere else for that matter.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I don`t see why everyone is hating Jeremy Kyle[/quote]
The man is a talentless, rude, cowardly, irritating, smug, idiotic, charmless, morally bankrupt arsehole who makes a living hurling insults at mentally ill morons he would never have the balls to say without his army of bouncers protecting him, under the delusion that his opinion is in any way helpful, insightful, or worth more than the dog crap I stepped in this morning.

That`s why.
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Male 96
what in jeebus` name is the envelope made of to make such a loud noise?!?
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Male 1,106
Oh, and is "drat" the equivelant of the "f" word, or is it not quite as bad? I`ve always wanted to know, and who better to ask than the people who use it?
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Male 1,106
It is a weird experience as an American to watch the equivelant of the Jerry Springer show, and have the loser, deadbeat, dad talking with a British (or something like that) accent. His accent just sounds way to sophisticated to be coming out of his mouth.
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Female 1,604
Ya know talk shows in countries like this have rather bland sets, but I love how gutsy the hosts are. Our hosts over here in America are too worried about pissing off someone
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Male 2,552
He can slam the envelope in the guest`s lap though... LOL
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Male 1,678
Jeremy Kyle obviously has no penis, its the only way a "man" could be driven to act like such a mean person so regularly. He basically makes his living out of humiliating people who, I`ll admit, the majority of are scum, but some of them are just people having a hard time and I would hazard a guess that a sizeable percentage of them are borderline mentally retarded.
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Male 5,013
Ninja style!
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Male 440
He seemed more worried about his hair than anything else.
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Male 193
I don`t see why everyone is hating Jeremy Kyle, the chav mean persons deserve to be treated the way he does.
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Male 151
Guy looks like an orc
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Male 25,416
That was a good throw, credits for accuracy!
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Female 857
Jeremy Vile
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Male 552
Classy.
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Male 3,472
So they have these ridiculous shows in the Motherland too? Shame.
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Male 17
It was a simple misunderstanding on the mans part. He thought Jeremy Kyle had thrown away part of the evidence and he asked why that part was being thrown away. JK then decided to use this as a reason to make fun of him. So the Yob was right.
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Male 1,557
@PoopNoodle Go back to the 1940`s.
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Male 2,841
Nice.
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Male 71
jeremy kyle threw it at him first. what a bell end.
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Male 155
If anyone on tv deserved to ever switch roles with the people he insults it should Jeremy Kyle.....or Simon Cowell
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Male 441
Being American and never watching this guys show, I don`t really have an opinion on the host.

But its always a joy to see someone from the lower class strike a humiliating blow to someone who has their own show.
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Male 3,076
yeah everybody laugh when there are to drating huge guys in front of him yeah that fair!
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Male 219
Nice throw, sounded like some quality envelope too.
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Male 1,265
Jezza is such a twat, yet I have to admit I can`t help but enjoy the show.
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Male 400
Pip! Pip! Cheerio Mate!!
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Male 190
I don`t see how is this the host`s fault... that guest was a total drattard anyways...
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Female 3
Jeremy Kyle totally deserved it. He shouldn`t have threw the envelope at the guest in the first place.
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Male 12,138
Jeremy Kyle is such a roostermuncher.
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Male 2,893
Here, let me fix my hair.
F*cking prick.
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Male 10,339
Fookin Pikeys.
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Male 450
thnx
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Male 1,598
"what do they call trailor trash in the UK"

Eurotrash.
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Female 77
Jeremy Kyle needs to be stopped.
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Male 30
haha...host was a dick though.
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Male 639
Nobody would pull that poo on Jerry.
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Female 1,148
The guy who threw the envelope was tragically ugly.
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Male 367
"Please, citizen`s of the world, don`t judge the UK on Jeremy Kyle. Most of us aren`t scum."

Nah, I think I will. Considering the rest of the world judges by the same standards, I think I will.
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Male 3,915
be a douchebag and get treated like one....get over it you snobbish little bitch
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Female 839
jeremy kyle is a drating mean person

can`t wait to see what word comes out instead of c*nt
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Female 406
@Altaru. haha, that does remind me of Jerry Springer or Maury. Both were trash but Jerry Springer`s really irritating.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Please, citizen`s of the world, don`t judge the UK on Jeremy Kyle. Most of us aren`t scum.[/quote]
`Kay. Just so long as you don`t judge all of America based on Jerry Springer or Maury, please.

And I think BOTH these guys need a good old fashioned kick in the teeth.
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Male 7,585
thanks bob
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Male 4,290
[quote]what do they call trailor trash in the UK[/quote]

In Scotland, neds. In England, chavs. Not sure about Ireland or Wales, but "chavs" would probably be recognised everywhere.

[quote]i couldnt understand what the guy was saying before he said "knock you out" at the end. anybody want to help me out with that?[/quote]

"Yeah, well I`m not happy with you talking to me and looking at me like that, I tell ya I will knock you out."

[quote]It`s like...posh trailer trash.[/quote]
That`s funny because he (the guest) has one of the least posh accents you can get. And Jeremy isn`t exactly using the Queen`s English either.
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Male 639
I would like to take this time to apologise as an English citizen for this television broadcast. Jeremy Kyle does not represent the British in any shape or form. I do not condone his behaviour neither do I condone his `show`.

Please, citizen`s of the world, don`t judge the UK on Jeremy Kyle. Most of us aren`t scum.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Totally unbiased link description there.[/quote]
I make no claim to neutrality when it comes to Jeremy Kyle.
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Male 2,424
Ninja attack!
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Male 30
holly poo... a british ninja...
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Male 146
Jerry Springer and Maury are 1000x better than this douchebag, he got what he deserved
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Male 602
Wow, it`s good to know that shows like this aren`t limited just to the US. For what it`s worth, which is not much since I didn`t have anything to do with it, I`m sorry the infection has spread.

The guy looks like any piece of trash you could pick up here in America, but it`s even funnier because he has an accent. It`s like...posh trailer trash.
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Female 166
Hahahah! This guys is a douche nozzle got what he deserved.
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Male 394
Ah. Chavs.
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Male 36,498
He says "tally-ho"
The host slapped it on him, he deserved to get it whipped off his noggin! lolz!
That being said, it`s fairly obvious he was just playing along. The guest was pretty P.O.`d though...
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Male 2,441
Yeah he really should keep some composure. Maury and Jerry Springer are so much classier haha
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Female 2,120
BOOM HEADSHOT
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Male 7,585
no idea who that guy is, but he does seem like a prick. also, i couldnt understand what the guy was saying before he said "knock you out" at the end. anybody want to help me out with that?
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Male 476
It should have been a brick!! Dumb F ucking host. I would have bitch slapped him too!
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Female 798
"Totally unbiased link description there."

But totally justified. I TV host is supposed to have some composure. Even Jerry Springer retained a politeness even though his show was trashy as hell.
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Male 450
what do they call trailor trash in the UK
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Male 422
Might I suggest:
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Male 4,680
Totally unbiased link description there.
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Male 4,290
Link: Jeremy Kyle Hit By Envelope [Rate Link] - One of his guests whips an envelope at the irritating host like a throwing star. Nice shot, but next time use a brick.
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