Japanese Hotel Housekeeping Menu [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

Let"s see, what do I need... memo pad, adapter, telephone book, hairdryer, broadband wire... WHAT?
There are 59 comments:
Male 5,413
Gotta have that `nade
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Male 21
i hope i was not the only one hoping for something sexual
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Male 144
Chinese not Japanese
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Male 521
You know your hotel is in a rough part of town when they offer chemical warfare gear and fragmentation explosives.
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Male 1,196
bath mat is on there twice and is listed under different prices
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Male 309
So a hand grenade costs the same as a telephone book?
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Female 876
i want a gas mask and a gas bomb to room 204... yes... what do you mean you only have hand grenade?... no i don`t want it! i need a gas bomb and i need it very urgently!... no i don`t want a pepper spray instead...*sigh* i knew i shoulda prefer that hotel down the street
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Male 1,312
"Hello? Yes I would like an extra pillow and a hand grenade sent to my room please"
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Male 2,862
Please let this one be real.
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Male 93
Um, it`s Chinese and the prices are in renminbi (yuan).
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Male 206
o_O
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Male 104
The place to stay in case of a zombie apocalypse.
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Male 730
1. The Engrish at the top is also amazing and hilarious.
2. 250 Yen for a hand grenade is a huge bargain. Japan is undercutting our market.
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Male 12,365
Expensive telephone book.
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Male 904
I need me some ashtray (class) in my house. All
Of these ashtray (white trash) are bringing me down.
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Female 100
Meh you can never be too careful I guess.
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Female 9,572
You can never have too meny hand grenades.
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Male 720
Gas mask sounds like a good time... :-D
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Male 469
Not enough hotels have hand grenades.
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Female 1,006
Oh thank God! Hand Grenades and Gas Masks. The TSA made me leave mine at home!
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Male 114
What`s so funny? Theres just some phonesbooks some soap some... wait WDF?
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Male 2,436
I stayed there just the other night. Amy Winehouse was in the room next door and Charlie Sheen was running down the halls naked. Ahhh yes, great little place...
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Male 3,745
i almost missed what they did thar...
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Male 15,510
Its a bad neighborhood
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Male 1,222
Hehehe the hand grenade is the same price as the phone book!
Who buys a freaking phonebook?
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Male 99
How are they the same price as a phone book?
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Male 683
So THATS where he got it!
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Male 208
lol, hand grenade
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Male 2,229
mind that is funny
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Male 2,229
Who the bloody hell would order a gas mack and/or a hand grenade? And why would they list it, mis-translation?
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Male 165
Gerry1of1, if you`re talking about chinese, it`s hanzi. Although hanzi and kanji have the same origins. I should have said they`re jianti hanzi? -__-"

Maybe over-analyzing, nobody has to reply to ppl to who point where stuff is from :)
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Male 1,882
Gas mask and a hand grenade in the hotel? Wow, the Chinese are ready for the zombie apocalypse, gotta give them props.
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Female 383
1. That`s Chinese
2. That`s in Yuan, so ¥1 is $0.15 American.
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Female 1,181
talk about full-service!
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Male 39,909
@helix25 - "the Yen sign is used for the Chinese Yuan. All these words seem to only be chinese hanzi"

Japanese kanji is based on chinese characters.

It doesn`t matter if it`s J or C does it?

Japan is just symbol of all stupid asian things. Let`s just go with the laughter and not over analyze this.
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Male 10,855
Sure enough Chinese.

It`s not the Yen but Yuan (PRC currency).


Still a f--king hand grenade?
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Male 1
It`s Chinese.

Because so many asia-related IAB posts are mislabeled as "Japanese," I came into existence.

I`m going to start a tally! Let`s see if IAB will learn.

#001

It`s Chinese!!!
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Male 683
Hello, room service? Yes, I would like three hand grenades and a gas mask please... Just put it on my tab. Kthnx.
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Male 25,416
Right e o, they aim to please!
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Male 165
Right, whereas the chinese yuan does have decimals. And anyways, a phone book would not cost $3 in japan. it sounds more realistic: $37 in yuan.
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Male 237
And the Yen sign is usually without decimals.
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Male 516
1 hand grenade costs as much as 1 telephone book. that`s a good deal, you`d be foolish not to get one
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Female 535
You know, just in case you run into some nasty c-ckroaches
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Male 6,693
2 grenades pls.
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Male 165
That is, seldomly. Most times the 元 sign is used. I`m sure IAB can`t encode what i just wrote so it`ll be weird letters sorry.
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Male 165
@Seastone, the Yen sign is used for the Chinese Yuan. All these words seem to only be chinese hanzi.
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Female 612
"china, guys, china.."

Really? Since when has China started using yen?
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Male 39,909
Gas Mask? I thought all the radiation and stuff was gone by now.
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Male 165
china, guys, china..
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Male 794
i need couple of pillowslips and then if you could please bring up the hand granade, i like it medium/rare
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Female 2,120
250 yen for a hand grenade is a great deal.
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Female 4,039
What a rip. The gas mask should be complimentary.
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Male 5,626
Because when you are in a hotel, you may need to frag someone that smells really bad...
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Male 368
Gas mask? HAND GRENADE!!?!?!
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Male 2,441
I see nothing wrong here, just a safe place
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Male 2,703
35 for coffecup and plate but only 10 for the tea cup?
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Male 1,341
Perfect, a gas mask and hand grenade is exactly what I am always missing when I go on vacation.
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Male 20,908
Link: Japanese Hotel Housekeeping Menu [Pic] [Rate Link] - Let`s see, what do I need... memo pad, adapter, telephone book, hairdryer, broadband wire... WHAT?
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