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Date: 10/28/10 10:49 AM

59 Responses to Japanese Hotel Housekeeping Menu [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Link: Japanese Hotel Housekeeping Menu - Let`s see, what do I need... memo pad, adapter, telephone book, hairdryer, broadband wire... WHAT?
  2. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Perfect, a gas mask and hand grenade is exactly what I am always missing when I go on vacation.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:56 am
    35 for coffecup and plate but only 10 for the tea cup?
  4. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:57 am
    I see nothing wrong here, just a safe place
  5. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Gas mask? HAND GRENADE!!?!?!
  6. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Because when you are in a hotel, you may need to frag someone that smells really bad...
  7. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:08 am
    What a rip. The gas mask should be complimentary.
  8. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:13 am
    250 yen for a hand grenade is a great deal.
  9. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:20 am
    i need couple of pillowslips and then if you could please bring up the hand granade, i like it medium/rare
  10. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:21 am
    china, guys, china..
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Gas Mask? I thought all the radiation and stuff was gone by now.
  12. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    "china, guys, china.."

    Really? Since when has China started using yen?
  13. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:26 am
    @Seastone, the Yen sign is used for the Chinese Yuan. All these words seem to only be chinese hanzi.
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    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:27 am
    That is, seldomly. Most times the 元 sign is used. I`m sure IAB can`t encode what i just wrote so it`ll be weird letters sorry.
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:28 am
    2 grenades pls.
  16. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:31 am
    You know, just in case you run into some nasty c-ckroaches
  17. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:33 am
    1 hand grenade costs as much as 1 telephone book. that`s a good deal, you`d be foolish not to get one
  18. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:34 am
    And the Yen sign is usually without decimals.
  19. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Right, whereas the chinese yuan does have decimals. And anyways, a phone book would not cost $3 in japan. it sounds more realistic: $37 in yuan.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Right e o, they aim to please!
  21. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Hello, room service? Yes, I would like three hand grenades and a gas mask please... Just put it on my tab. Kthnx.
  22. Profile photo of ItsChinese
    ItsChinese Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    It`s Chinese.

    Because so many asia-related IAB posts are mislabeled as "Japanese," I came into existence.

    I`m going to start a tally! Let`s see if IAB will learn.

    #001

    It`s Chinese!!!
  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Sure enough Chinese.

    It`s not the Yen but Yuan (PRC currency).


    Still a f--king hand grenade?
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36221 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    @helix25 - "the Yen sign is used for the Chinese Yuan. All these words seem to only be chinese hanzi"

    Japanese kanji is based on chinese characters.

    It doesn`t matter if it`s J or C does it?

    Japan is just symbol of all stupid asian things. Let`s just go with the laughter and not over analyze this.
  25. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    talk about full-service!
  26. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    1. That`s Chinese
    2. That`s in Yuan, so ¥1 is $0.15 American.
  27. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Gas mask and a hand grenade in the hotel? Wow, the Chinese are ready for the zombie apocalypse, gotta give them props.
  28. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Gerry1of1, if you`re talking about chinese, it`s hanzi. Although hanzi and kanji have the same origins. I should have said they`re jianti hanzi? -__-"

    Maybe over-analyzing, nobody has to reply to ppl to who point where stuff is from :)
  29. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Who the bloody hell would order a gas mack and/or a hand grenade? And why would they list it, mis-translation?
  30. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    mind that is funny
  31. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    lol, hand grenade
  32. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    So THATS where he got it!
  33. Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    How are they the same price as a phone book?
  34. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Hehehe the hand grenade is the same price as the phone book!
    Who buys a freaking phonebook?
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Its a bad neighborhood
  36. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    i almost missed what they did thar...
  37. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I stayed there just the other night. Amy Winehouse was in the room next door and Charlie Sheen was running down the halls naked. Ahhh yes, great little place...
  38. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    What`s so funny? Theres just some phonesbooks some soap some... wait WDF?
  39. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Oh thank God! Hand Grenades and Gas Masks. The TSA made me leave mine at home!
  40. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Not enough hotels have hand grenades.
  41. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Gas mask sounds like a good time... :-D
  42. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    You can never have too meny hand grenades.
  43. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Meh you can never be too careful I guess.
  44. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    I need me some ashtray (class) in my house. All
    Of these ashtray (white trash) are bringing me down.
  45. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Expensive telephone book.
  46. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    1. The Engrish at the top is also amazing and hilarious.
    2. 250 Yen for a hand grenade is a huge bargain. Japan is undercutting our market.
  47. Profile photo of Oster
    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    The place to stay in case of a zombie apocalypse.
  48. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:26 am
    o_O
  49. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:28 am
    Um, it`s Chinese and the prices are in renminbi (yuan).
  50. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:58 am
    lol awesome
  51. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Please let this one be real.
  52. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
    "Hello? Yes I would like an extra pillow and a hand grenade sent to my room please"
  53. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
    i want a gas mask and a gas bomb to room 204... yes... what do you mean you only have hand grenade?... no i don`t want it! i need a gas bomb and i need it very urgently!... no i don`t want a pepper spray instead...*sigh* i knew i shoulda prefer that hotel down the street
  54. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    So a hand grenade costs the same as a telephone book?
  55. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:19 am
    bath mat is on there twice and is listed under different prices
  56. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    You know your hotel is in a rough part of town when they offer chemical warfare gear and fragmentation explosives.
  57. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Chinese not Japanese
  58. Profile photo of Vicviper
    Vicviper Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:45 am
    i hope i was not the only one hoping for something sexual
  59. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Gotta have that `nade

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