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Date: 10/22/10 12:03 PM

67 Responses to Japanese-English Illustrated Language Book [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19250 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Japanese-English Illustrated Language Book - Why couldn`t this stay lost in translation?
  2. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Is her sister hot?
  3. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Thats got to be a shopped, or a joke
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    "I like you come over my house and f*ck my sister.... Five Dollah "
  5. Profile photo of panda4298
    panda4298 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    uh...
  6. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4680 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Perhaps it`s just a book of famous English language movie quotes.
  7. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Holy drat! Anyone know the source? I need this.
  8. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    It was never lost in translation. The red haired girl is learning English. This page happens to be about things you aren`t supposed to say.

    Notice that after she says that in the comic, the other guy says "chigaimasuu," meaning "that isn`t what you`re supposed to say." (Well, it literally means "It differs.")
  9. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    LOL. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GO TO JAPAN.

    PS IT`S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY :)
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Oh jeez, this is where they learn it?
  11. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    772 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    "You little scumbag!"
    "You will not laugh! You will not cry!"
  12. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I like how her little fist is all balled up, for extra oomph behind her proposal.
  13. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Any chance we can get a ban-hammer for this moron D3rAnG3d? International caps lock day? Fool >.>
  14. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    what the fcuk
  15. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    @jacobsona29

    IT`S A REAL HOLIDAY >:C
  16. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    IT IS ACTUALLY CAPS LOCK DAY TODAY
  17. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    "How can you shoot women and children?!?

    Easy! You don`t lead them as much!"
  18. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    776 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    LOL, AT LEAST THEY WILL KNOW HOW TO SAY IMPORTANT STUFF. OR WHAT NOT TO SAY? IDK...
  19. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    HOORAY
    HOORAY
    TIS CAPS LOCK DAY
  20. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    drat THOSE dratING dratERS
  21. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    WTF indeed.
  22. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    @JACOBSONA29: DON`T HATE... CELEBRATE!!! :P
  23. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I`M STARTING TO LIKE THESE COMICS.
  24. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    What does she have against her sister?
  25. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    well since she invited me.....
  26. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    This actually looks intentional. Like it`s an actual book teaching you how use swear words. I can read the Japanese and there`s nothing lost in translation.
  27. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    LEWL
  28. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    That`s Full Metal Jacket
  29. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1652 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    What? You`ve never pimped for your sister before?
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    No wonder Japan has such a reputation
  31. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Yeah this is totally full metal jacket
  32. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    lol the bubble reads "drat fundamentals", well it`s in jap and i`m just assuming the word has the same definition as the chinese version for that word.
  33. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    photoshop
  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    They have English ---> Japanese version of these magazines as well, Interesting way to learn Japanese.
  35. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    oooh, they did it on purpose this time.
  36. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 22, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Strangely, I have never had reason to use that sentence.

    Knowledge of expletives is necessary to be truly fluent in a language, even if only to understand other people using them and to be able to assess how offensive each one is in that culture.
  37. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    October 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Full metal jacket!
  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    photoshop

    Just like your diploma? Geez, not everything is fake.
  39. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    f*cking "A"?? do you mean, "F*CKING EH?"
  40. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2788 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Full Metal Jacket. Best movie ever.
  41. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Hahhahah, I love this!
  42. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    this would work with a comma
  43. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3915 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    yeah that seems about right...
  44. Profile photo of Swordking
    Swordking Male 18-29
    98 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    @SomeShoes
    You`ve never heard how old school New Jersey people talk, have you? Go watch Clerks. Both of them.
  45. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    "You`re a smart motherf*cker"
    That`s what I`ll be telling my kids when they get into school
  46. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    " f*cking "A"?? do you mean, "F*CKING EH?" "

    You seriously never heard anyone say f-cking A before, it was a trend here once when people use to just yell it out and then another person would yell it, it was annoying as f-ck.
  47. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Gotta love those Japanese, honest, straight forward, and potty mouthed!
  48. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Nocciolina, I bet you`re the mom of the year.
  49. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    i like where this is going
  50. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:01 am
    @Aus10816: >>What does she have against her sister?

    Not everyone is so ugly that it would be a bad thing to let them f*ck her sister, but I understand from your post you haven`t experienced otherwise.
  51. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:09 am
    I get it. They`re in Army uniforms. It`s from Full Metal Jacket.
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:14 am
    meh....
  53. Profile photo of SEpth
    SEpth Female 18-29
    47 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:03 am
    I want one of those for my boyfriend. It`s his favorite movie & I bet he`d get a kick out of that.
  54. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:28 am
    :::grabbing my coat and putting on my hat::: ...and we`re walking!
  55. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3014 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:08 am
    "I get it. They`re in Army uniforms. It`s from Full Metal Jacket."

    I got it right away as well. Of course, they mangled the line and the context so much that the meaning`s completely changed.
  56. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    BAHAHAHA. The last line: F&CK OFF is translated as itterashai (have a good way out, have a good trip, etc, spoken when you see someone out the door)
  57. Profile photo of hyr
    hyr Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    For those wanting a source, I don`t have one but a quick Google image search pulled up this full scan:
    http://jphinano.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/2008_24.jpg
    Maybe looking through that blog you can find where the author uses it and where it`s from.
  58. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3014 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    "BAHAHAHA. The last line: F&CK OFF is translated as itterashai (have a good way out, have a good trip, etc, spoken when you see someone out the door)"

    Oh god, it`s true. Japan has no swear words.
  59. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Full Metal Jacket! Weird.
  60. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    This would make learning a foreign language so much easier...
  61. Profile photo of Vanadil
    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 5:13 am
    LOL! her face!
  62. Profile photo of Bk_Nasty
    Bk_Nasty Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    here is a link to a site that sells this book http://www.jbox.com/product/MYN682
  63. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    farking hilarious. FMJ reference as a means to teach english.
  64. Profile photo of Vicviper
    Vicviper Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:53 am
    i read that book 25 times now.
  65. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5413 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    No
  66. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:13 am
    Her face looks like she`s challenging you to fuqq her sister. Maybe her sister is Tub Girl?

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