It`s the Official I-A-B Halloween Pumpkin [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Safe for work unless you"re a pumpkin. Or an uptight parent.
There are 90 comments:
Male 5,413
Give it a rest damn!
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Female 463
@han5nah-I think your pedobear pumpkin is awesome! Why you hatin, softpuppy?
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Male 55
softpuppy is a haterr.
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Female 735
awww.... : ( i tried really hard.
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Male 4,014
ewww
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Female 323
Your pedobear pumpkin is lame.
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Female 735
[pedobear pumpkin">

i made this^
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Female 735
My pedobear pumpkin was cooler, and it didnt even get posted. : (
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Male 15,510
It was creative last year, today is just re-purposed content
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Female 1,515
Haha that`s actually pretty creative! I approve xD
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Female 635
eew took me a while to get it
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Male 2,893
My pumpkin with Boba Fett carved on it is better.
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Male 1,196
sick
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Male 2,441
pumpkin*
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Male 2,441
Pumkin concrete mixers at culvers yum
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Female 406
oh wow, I`ve never looked at a pumpkin`s a$$ before
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Male 39,913
try cajun seasoning on your pumpkin seeds
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Male 293
Preheat oven to 350 deg.
Grease cookie tin with thin layer of olive oil
spread washed and de-gooked pumpkin seeds from large
pumpkin in single layer on cookie tin.
sprinkle to taste with garlic salt.
Put in oven for 45 min.
Good eatin` (as long as thoughts of pumpkin goatse
don`t enter your mind).
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Male 39,913
How did this turn from a gross picture to a delicious pumpkin-loving thread? Oh well...

Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread

4 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
2 cups sugar
3/4 cup butter
4 egs
1/2 cup water
1 cup steamed & mashed pumpkin....or pumpkin pie filling from the store
1 cup chocolate chips {1 do 1 1/2 !!! }
2 sbs chopped pecans
2 tsp sugar

Oven at 350. greas bottom only on pan
Mix it all together except 2 tsp sugar
Pour in pan... sprinkle 2 tsp sugar on top
bake 1 hour to 1 hr 15 min

num num
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Male 39,913
Pumpkin Milkshakes at Jack-in-the-Box... delish!
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Male 39,913
mmmm roast pumpkin! yummy
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Male 11,739
[quote]Safe for work unless you`re a pumpkin. Or an uptight parent.[/quote]

What if you`re an uptight pumpkin?
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Female 69
@titania

Well, I`ve never eaten pumpkin pie - I don`t like pie - but I`ve had pumpkin seeds and they are delicious! Way better than sunflower seeds or pinon.

Pumpkin cookies and chips are pretty good, too, and I`ve heard that baked mini pumpkins are good.

It tastes like... well, pumpkin. It`s not bitter like grass is, it`s squash-y and it tastes a tiny bit like a sweet potato. Pumpkin pie probably tastes more like cinnamon and spices, and pumpkin cookies are usually sweeter than normal pumpkin and pumpkin chips. I`m not completely sure how else to describe it, but it`s good. If you get a chance you should have some!
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Male 286
Is this Before this?
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Male 385
titania

1 (9 inch) unbaked pastry shell
1 (16 oz.) can pumpkin
1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk
2 eggs
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. ginger
1/2 tsp. nutmeg

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Combine ingredients in large bowl, pour into shell, bake 15 minutes, reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees and continue baking 35-40 minutes until knife inserted in center comes out clean.
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Male 540
I carved my first pumpkin yesterday. I agree, it does smell very odd (I couldn`t think what it was, but yeah, grass is a good comparison), and I don`t expect to be a fan of it at any point in the near future.

At least the carving was fun, though.
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Male 2,700
Why does it have to be only Americans that eat pumpkin? Amazing the things you folks from other countries like to stereotype as American.
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Female 119
i just carved my first pumpkin, nothing fancy but it has drawn me to ask a question of the american`s here. what does it taste like? it smells like grass to me (as in lawn) and i cant imagine it tasting very nice?
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Male 2,619
GOOD LORD
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Female 80
love it. period.
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Male 25,416
Mmmm.. smell that pumpkin goodness!
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Female 2,120
So its a cross between Human Centipede and Goatse? Thats supposed to be a bandage right?
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Male 113
@skullgrin
i love how shut up
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Female 2,674
Gerry, I like you :)
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Male 4,431
What do you mean "almost", Gerry1of1? I *can* smell it! ;-)
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Female 3,828
ahahahahaha
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Male 936
i love how i-am-bored tries to claim other website`s memes as their own
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Male 39,913
you can almost smell it
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Male 307
Another goatse pumpkin? That meme die a long time ago.
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Male 1,043
Assfungus.. eww.
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Female 140
lol... I feel a little dirty after looking at that! :P
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Female 471
I lol`d. Pretty hard, that`s pretty great.
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Female 116
Priceless! I giggled at that one.
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Female 846
goatse.
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Male 1,064
crusty ass O.o
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Male 8,300
Yeah, FFS if you`re at work, get back to what you`re MEANT to be doing - Runescape.
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Male 9,305
"You know what safe for work means, right?"

Why yes we do! That`s why we here at I-am-bored.com cherish our users who choose to browse our wonderful site when they really should be working hard at their jobs where the internet access should be used constructively and productively. We also are very much aware of the expected browser etiquette, and so we provided you work-shirking users with a lovely photo of a simple pumpkin! :)

Enjoy!

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Male 342
You know what safe for work means, right?
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Male 27
No where near goatse.. for the curiouslot.. search for it on encyclopediadramatica.com

I am not responcible for any parental punishment, lost eyes due to gouging, brain damage, vomiting, lost of eye sight due to bleach, or any other form of injury.

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Male 525
Vile
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Male 474
Have you people actually seen a goatse? That punkin`s hole is still quite in tact and tight... That is just a shot of the punkin pulling it`s panties aside and spreading its punkin cheeks for a gourd to plow it`s tight little punkin chute...

OK, i need coffee, i am getting way too into visualizing gourn (gourd porn)...

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Female 3,828
lol opie that pumpkin is so awesome mind if i steal the idea??

and btw lol at tiso- " were the country of "aww screw it. lets go have a beer instead" "

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Male 703
gross hole dude
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Male 210
i`m bored of goatse.
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Female 256
I knew, before the page had even begun to load, that this pumpkin would somehow resemble Goatse.

I officially no longer have a life.

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Female 4,197
""Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out."
Of course we`ve HEARD of hallowe`en, but we`re the country of "Aw, screw it. Let`s have a beer instead.""

hell yeah we are! We go `cool, halloween!` then start thinking of the costumes and decorating the houses...its a lot of effort. Hell, half of us prefer to sit on the couch watching footy and drinking beer instead of handing out candy to kids

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Male 8,300
> Nidonemo
> Ewwww you play runescape

LOL 25k out of 145m players, roughly. Maybe I`d better get a life...


> ElSombrero
> Anyone ever notice how the last post of the day is ALWAYS a picture? Not complaining, though. Just pointing out a trend

Also the first post, the second, the third, the fourth... but I`d better shut up before I make my views too clear lol.

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Male 9,305
Lion: Ewwww you play runescape. You`re so ass backwards. XD

I`m kidding, much love.

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Male 716
Anyone ever notice how the last post of the day is ALWAYS a picture? Not complaining, though. Just pointing out a trend.
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Female 97
o wow that looked so wrong
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Female 673
"Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out."

Of course we`ve HEARD of hallowe`en, but we`re the country of "Aw, screw it. Let`s have a beer instead."

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Male 485
fancy shoudl make this the logo for the halloween season
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Male 895
wtf, thats the official goatse, not iab. iab is not on par with goatse
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Male 4,004
I-A-B is acting like it created Goatse...

Get real, if any pumpkin is going to be official, it`s going to be one with the I-A-B smiley.

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Male 1,666
Bravo.
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Male 8,300
> Nidonemi
> You guys HAVE heard of Halloween right?

Duuuh of course, how else would I get all my must-have Runescape Halloween Event costumes/items. You mean they have it in the real world too now?

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Male 9,305
Opie: That is so freaking awesome it rocks the awesomeness scale.

Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out.

Has anyone seen the weird pumpkins with the brown hard crusty stuff on the outside made into store logos yet? Whole Foods and Trader Joe`s over here in Long Beach did it and I can`t even fathom how they pulled that off.

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Male 1,381
i want to go to Australia now...
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Male 648
I tip my hat to whoever saw that pumpkin and saw the potential in carving it.
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Male 8,300
You silly Yanks and your cut pumpkins, nobody does that in Australia, we just get drunk and beat our best mate`s face into something like your pumpkin masks, then apologize in the morning.
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Female 15,763
Cider, I`m going for something like what I did last year:

But grosser.

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Male 10,855
At first I was expected the face. Then I realized, I got goatse`d.
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Male 1,403
spot on. spot on.
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Male 4,393
o god...
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Female 372
Opie, if you ever do that, take a picture! I`d love to see it!
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Male 909
I knew it`d be this! Somehow, someway, I just knew!
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Female 931
lmfao, I have a pumpkin. ideas, anyone?
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Female 1,890
....how?

is this fake somehow?

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Male 15,510
Cant wait for Halloween
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Male 9,305
Opie I love you all that much more now. XD
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Female 15,763
Oh god I`m so excited or Halloween. I want to buy a whole bunch of little pumpkins, one big one, and just create a massacre scene...
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Female 839
ha ha ha me likey, i`m going put one of these in my window to scare off the Trick or Treaters
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Male 1,164
That`s what happens when you spend so much time in foreplay, by the time you get to the good stuff, the damn clock strikes midnight.
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Male 4,807
Must be goatse Sunday today.
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Female 75
Wow...
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Female 77
Hehe, awesome
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Male 330
hahaha, ew.
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Female 696
Wow......
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Male 1,190
Classic, pumpkin arsehole pie. The jap scat video movement is big, so this is right up their ALLEY
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Male 20,909
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