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Date: 10/30/10 12:06 PM

90 Responses to It`s the Official I-A-B Halloween Pumpkin [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Link: It`s the Official I-A-B Halloween Pumpkin - Safe for work unless you`re a pumpkin. Or an uptight parent.
  2. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Classic, pumpkin arsehole pie. The jap scat video movement is big, so this is right up their ALLEY
  3. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Wow......
  4. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    hahaha, ew.
  5. Profile photo of emily1991
    emily1991 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Hehe, awesome
  6. Profile photo of RainbowNinja
    RainbowNinja Female 18-29
    75 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Wow...
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Must be goatse Sunday today.
  8. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    That`s what happens when you spend so much time in foreplay, by the time you get to the good stuff, the damn clock strikes midnight.
  9. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    ha ha ha me likey, i`m going put one of these in my window to scare off the Trick or Treaters
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Oh god I`m so excited or Halloween. I want to buy a whole bunch of little pumpkins, one big one, and just create a massacre scene...
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Opie I love you all that much more now. XD
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Cant wait for Halloween
  13. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    ....how?

    is this fake somehow?

  14. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    lmfao, I have a pumpkin. ideas, anyone?
  15. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    I knew it`d be this! Somehow, someway, I just knew!
  16. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Opie, if you ever do that, take a picture! I`d love to see it!
  17. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    o god...
  18. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    spot on. spot on.
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    At first I was expected the face. Then I realized, I got goatse`d.
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Cider, I`m going for something like what I did last year:

    But grosser.

  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    You silly Yanks and your cut pumpkins, nobody does that in Australia, we just get drunk and beat our best mate`s face into something like your pumpkin masks, then apologize in the morning.
  22. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I tip my hat to whoever saw that pumpkin and saw the potential in carving it.
  23. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    i want to go to Australia now...
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Opie: That is so freaking awesome it rocks the awesomeness scale.

    Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out.

    Has anyone seen the weird pumpkins with the brown hard crusty stuff on the outside made into store logos yet? Whole Foods and Trader Joe`s over here in Long Beach did it and I can`t even fathom how they pulled that off.

  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    > Nidonemi
    > You guys HAVE heard of Halloween right?

    Duuuh of course, how else would I get all my must-have Runescape Halloween Event costumes/items. You mean they have it in the real world too now?

  26. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Bravo.
  27. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    I-A-B is acting like it created Goatse...

    Get real, if any pumpkin is going to be official, it`s going to be one with the I-A-B smiley.

  28. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    wtf, thats the official goatse, not iab. iab is not on par with goatse
  29. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    fancy shoudl make this the logo for the halloween season
  30. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out."

    Of course we`ve HEARD of hallowe`en, but we`re the country of "Aw, screw it. Let`s have a beer instead."

  31. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    o wow that looked so wrong
  32. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Anyone ever notice how the last post of the day is ALWAYS a picture? Not complaining, though. Just pointing out a trend.
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Lion: Ewwww you play runescape. You`re so ass backwards. XD

    I`m kidding, much love.

  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    > Nidonemo
    > Ewwww you play runescape

    LOL 25k out of 145m players, roughly. Maybe I`d better get a life...


    > ElSombrero
    > Anyone ever notice how the last post of the day is ALWAYS a picture? Not complaining, though. Just pointing out a trend

    Also the first post, the second, the third, the fourth... but I`d better shut up before I make my views too clear lol.

  35. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    ""Lion: You guys have HEARD of Halloween right? o_O I just find it so sad that you guys might be missing out."
    Of course we`ve HEARD of hallowe`en, but we`re the country of "Aw, screw it. Let`s have a beer instead.""

    hell yeah we are! We go `cool, halloween!` then start thinking of the costumes and decorating the houses...its a lot of effort. Hell, half of us prefer to sit on the couch watching footy and drinking beer instead of handing out candy to kids

  36. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    I knew, before the page had even begun to load, that this pumpkin would somehow resemble Goatse.

    I officially no longer have a life.

  37. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    i`m bored of goatse.
  38. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
    gross hole dude
  39. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 12:54 am
    lol opie that pumpkin is so awesome mind if i steal the idea??

    and btw lol at tiso- " were the country of "aww screw it. lets go have a beer instead" "

  40. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:00 am
    Have you people actually seen a goatse? That punkin`s hole is still quite in tact and tight... That is just a shot of the punkin pulling it`s panties aside and spreading its punkin cheeks for a gourd to plow it`s tight little punkin chute...

    OK, i need coffee, i am getting way too into visualizing gourn (gourd porn)...

  41. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:45 am
    Vile
  42. Profile photo of Preliatus
    Preliatus Male 18-29
    27 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 6:23 am
    No where near goatse.. for the curiouslot.. search for it on encyclopediadramatica.com

    I am not responcible for any parental punishment, lost eyes due to gouging, brain damage, vomiting, lost of eye sight due to bleach, or any other form of injury.

  43. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 10:34 am
    You know what safe for work means, right?
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    "You know what safe for work means, right?"

    Why yes we do! That`s why we here at I-am-bored.com cherish our users who choose to browse our wonderful site when they really should be working hard at their jobs where the internet access should be used constructively and productively. We also are very much aware of the expected browser etiquette, and so we provided you work-shirking users with a lovely photo of a simple pumpkin! :)

    Enjoy!

  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Yeah, FFS if you`re at work, get back to what you`re MEANT to be doing - Runescape.
  46. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    crusty ass O.o
  47. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    goatse.
  48. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Priceless! I giggled at that one.
  49. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I lol`d. Pretty hard, that`s pretty great.
  50. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:04 am
    lol... I feel a little dirty after looking at that! :P
  51. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Assfungus.. eww.
  52. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Another goatse pumpkin? That meme die a long time ago.
  53. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    you can almost smell it
  54. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    i love how i-am-bored tries to claim other website`s memes as their own
  55. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    ahahahahaha
  56. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    What do you mean "almost", Gerry1of1? I *can* smell it! ;-)
  57. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Gerry, I like you :)
  58. Profile photo of McMatthewL
    McMatthewL Male 13-17
    113 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    @skullgrin
    i love how shut up
  59. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    So its a cross between Human Centipede and Goatse? Thats supposed to be a bandage right?
  60. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Mmmm.. smell that pumpkin goodness!
  61. Profile photo of soundchic41
    soundchic41 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    love it. period.
  62. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    GOOD LORD
  63. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    i just carved my first pumpkin, nothing fancy but it has drawn me to ask a question of the american`s here. what does it taste like? it smells like grass to me (as in lawn) and i cant imagine it tasting very nice?
  64. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Why does it have to be only Americans that eat pumpkin? Amazing the things you folks from other countries like to stereotype as American.
  65. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    I carved my first pumpkin yesterday. I agree, it does smell very odd (I couldn`t think what it was, but yeah, grass is a good comparison), and I don`t expect to be a fan of it at any point in the near future.

    At least the carving was fun, though.
  66. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    titania

    1 (9 inch) unbaked pastry shell
    1 (16 oz.) can pumpkin
    1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk
    2 eggs
    1 tsp. cinnamon
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. ginger
    1/2 tsp. nutmeg

    Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Combine ingredients in large bowl, pour into shell, bake 15 minutes, reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees and continue baking 35-40 minutes until knife inserted in center comes out clean.
  67. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Is this Before this?
  68. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    @titania

    Well, I`ve never eaten pumpkin pie - I don`t like pie - but I`ve had pumpkin seeds and they are delicious! Way better than sunflower seeds or pinon.

    Pumpkin cookies and chips are pretty good, too, and I`ve heard that baked mini pumpkins are good.

    It tastes like... well, pumpkin. It`s not bitter like grass is, it`s squash-y and it tastes a tiny bit like a sweet potato. Pumpkin pie probably tastes more like cinnamon and spices, and pumpkin cookies are usually sweeter than normal pumpkin and pumpkin chips. I`m not completely sure how else to describe it, but it`s good. If you get a chance you should have some!
  69. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Safe for work unless you`re a pumpkin. Or an uptight parent.

    What if you`re an uptight pumpkin?
  70. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    mmmm roast pumpkin! yummy
  71. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Pumpkin Milkshakes at Jack-in-the-Box... delish!
  72. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    How did this turn from a gross picture to a delicious pumpkin-loving thread? Oh well...

    Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread

    4 cups flour
    2 tsp baking soda
    1 tsp salt
    1 tsp ground cinnamon
    1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
    2 cups sugar
    3/4 cup butter
    4 egs
    1/2 cup water
    1 cup steamed & mashed pumpkin....or pumpkin pie filling from the store
    1 cup chocolate chips {1 do 1 1/2 !!! }
    2 sbs chopped pecans
    2 tsp sugar

    Oven at 350. greas bottom only on pan
    Mix it all together except 2 tsp sugar
    Pour in pan... sprinkle 2 tsp sugar on top
    bake 1 hour to 1 hr 15 min

    num num
  73. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Preheat oven to 350 deg.
    Grease cookie tin with thin layer of olive oil
    spread washed and de-gooked pumpkin seeds from large
    pumpkin in single layer on cookie tin.
    sprinkle to taste with garlic salt.
    Put in oven for 45 min.
    Good eatin` (as long as thoughts of pumpkin goatse
    don`t enter your mind).
  74. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    try cajun seasoning on your pumpkin seeds
  75. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    oh wow, I`ve never looked at a pumpkin`s a$$ before
  76. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Pumkin concrete mixers at culvers yum
  77. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    pumpkin*
  78. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    sick
  79. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    My pumpkin with Boba Fett carved on it is better.
  80. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    eew took me a while to get it
  81. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Haha that`s actually pretty creative! I approve xD
  82. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 10:58 am
    It was creative last year, today is just re-purposed content
  83. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 11:19 am
    My pedobear pumpkin was cooler, and it didnt even get posted. : (
  84. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 11:25 am
    [pedobear pumpkin">

    i made this^
  85. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Your pedobear pumpkin is lame.
  86. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    ewww
  87. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    awww.... : ( i tried really hard.
  88. Profile photo of Cookie420
    Cookie420 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:06 am
    softpuppy is a haterr.
  89. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    @han5nah-I think your pedobear pumpkin is awesome! Why you hatin, softpuppy?
  90. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Give it a rest damn!

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