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Date: 10/11/10 10:02 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18937 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Link: Interesting Career Opportunity Billboard - If all else fails and you can`t find a job, contact these guys.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:08 am
    huh, i didn`t know black people were good at hacking. except for the guy from superman 3, of course.
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    xaxxonjolly Male 30-39
    85 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Hacker means two things. Traditionally it meant a type of programmer.
  4. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:22 am
    going there now
  5. Profile photo of petshadow
    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Their page forwards to a URL that throws up a 404 error. Funny.
  6. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:24 am
    SOB! just some 404 error
  7. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Xerasia aka rascist, go play in the traffic please
  8. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Where do I sign up?
  9. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I went there. 15 minutes later, I`m officially a hacker! All for $19.99. I got a certificate and everything. What do I do now?
  10. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Oh, wait, the certificate says, "Official Wanker", not Hacker. Dang. :-(
  11. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:41 am
    @Xerasia

    And the black guy in die hard
    not the limo driver the bad guy
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:44 am
    hmmm.. Xerasia has a point...
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Done..."Would you like to play a game?"
  14. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 10:56 am
    lol, thanks @Nick98, i guess i missed that one. oh, and can someone put @Gentle-Tramp down for a nap? he seems to be a little grouchy... and without a sense of humor...
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:05 am
    @Xerasia
    Or Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:14 am
    If you go to this website, a spambot installs a keytracker on your computer to steal your bank account passwords. That`s probably how they make their money.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:17 am
    was sammy jackson really a hacker, though, @GuardinGnome? i thought it was the fat white guy that did all the hacking crap.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:20 am
    "i thought it was the fat white guy that did all the hacking crap."

    i thought that too, cause the skinny white girl manages to hack in too, and black guy cant do it
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Pretty sure Sammy was just sysadmin in Jurassic Park. It was the other guy who hacked the system and locked them out.

    Hacker: "Ah ah ah! You didn`t say the magic word! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah! AH AH AH! AH AH AH!"
    Sammy: "Goddamnit, I hate this hacker crap."

    But how can we overlook Luther from Mission Impossible?
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    G_Hack Male 18-29
    58 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:44 am
    So do these guys know the defination of a hacker? Unfourtunatly the website doesn`t exist.
  21. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Fat white guy from Jurassic Park?! Show some respect: it was (grits teeth)... Newman.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    drating Newman. He got what he had coming though.
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    right actor, wrong character... it was :::also gritting teeth::: Dennis Nedry!
  24. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Dennis Nedry goddamit!
  25. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    i know his name was nedry, but he`ll always be the fat white guy to me.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm

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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm

  28. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    @MauserTM hahaha that is awesome! Makes me wanna watch Jurassic Park.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Nice one, Mauser!


    "Uh, uh, uh! You didn`t say the magic word!"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    15 mins, meh, yeah we can understand C++ is 15 mins, its like learning another language! good luck with that. As Angelmassb thought "Its a trap"
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    I`m pretty sure that is DMX.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:46 pm

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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    AH! AngelmassB beat me to it.
  34. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 12:13 am
    It just links to 4chan, and then everyone there fills your hard drive with cp and tell you to learn by experience.
  35. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 8:11 am
    :-O ! all they need is your credit card number,Security Code and your full name but its just to make sure it`s really you...

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