Interesting Career Opportunity Billboard [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

If all else fails and you can"t find a job, contact these guys.
There are 36 comments:
Male 3,076
:-O ! all they need is your credit card number,Security Code and your full name but its just to make sure it`s really you...
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Male 1,815
It just links to 4chan, and then everyone there fills your hard drive with cp and tell you to learn by experience.
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Male 759
AH! AngelmassB beat me to it.
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Male 759

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Male 4,014
I`m pretty sure that is DMX.
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Male 25,416
15 mins, meh, yeah we can understand C++ is 15 mins, its like learning another language! good luck with that. As Angelmassb thought "Its a trap"
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Male 247
Nice one, Mauser!


"Uh, uh, uh! You didn`t say the magic word!"
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Male 417
@MauserTM hahaha that is awesome! Makes me wanna watch Jurassic Park.
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Female 1,181
i know his name was nedry, but he`ll always be the fat white guy to me.
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Male 1,311
Dennis Nedry goddamit!
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Male 558
right actor, wrong character... it was :::also gritting teeth::: Dennis Nedry!
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Male 2,441
drating Newman. He got what he had coming though.
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Female 2,674
Fat white guy from Jurassic Park?! Show some respect: it was (grits teeth)... Newman.
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Male 60
So do these guys know the defination of a hacker? Unfourtunatly the website doesn`t exist.
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Male 4,290
Pretty sure Sammy was just sysadmin in Jurassic Park. It was the other guy who hacked the system and locked them out.

Hacker: "Ah ah ah! You didn`t say the magic word! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah! AH AH AH! AH AH AH!"
Sammy: "Goddamnit, I hate this hacker crap."

But how can we overlook Luther from Mission Impossible?
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Female 3,001
"i thought it was the fat white guy that did all the hacking crap."

i thought that too, cause the skinny white girl manages to hack in too, and black guy cant do it
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Female 1,181
was sammy jackson really a hacker, though, @GuardinGnome? i thought it was the fat white guy that did all the hacking crap.
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Male 3,842
If you go to this website, a spambot installs a keytracker on your computer to steal your bank account passwords. That`s probably how they make their money.
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Male 2,893
@Xerasia
Or Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park.
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Female 1,181
lol, thanks @Nick98, i guess i missed that one. oh, and can someone put @Gentle-Tramp down for a nap? he seems to be a little grouchy... and without a sense of humor...
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Male 364
Done..."Would you like to play a game?"
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Male 37,897
hmmm.. Xerasia has a point...
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Male 16
@Xerasia

And the black guy in die hard
not the limo driver the bad guy
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Male 4,431
Oh, wait, the certificate says, "Official Wanker", not Hacker. Dang. :-(
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Male 4,431
I went there. 15 minutes later, I`m officially a hacker! All for $19.99. I got a certificate and everything. What do I do now?
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Female 9,402
Where do I sign up?
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Male 498
Xerasia aka rascist, go play in the traffic please
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Male 2,056
SOB! just some 404 error
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Male 38
Their page forwards to a URL that throws up a 404 error. Funny.
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Male 2,056
going there now
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Male 86
Hacker means two things. Traditionally it meant a type of programmer.
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Female 1,181
huh, i didn`t know black people were good at hacking. except for the guy from superman 3, of course.
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Male 19,873
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