If Horror Films Were Truly Scary

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_145_if-horror-movies-were-truly-horrifying_p1

I don"t know about you, but these would scare the hell out of me.
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Male 258
The human centipede one with bears was kind of funny
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Male 422
@osmandis

Well than move out of your mother`s basement and go encounter the scariest thing imaginable for people like you; TALKING TO A GIRL! Wooooooo
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Female 160
Haha.. I wasn`t paying attention to the numbers, and for a second, I thought the ad at the bottom of the article (a localised ad about a donut store in Sydney) was #1.
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Female 798
"Scary? Nothing of this. I find the slowly creeping horror of E. A. Poe quite amusing. Most modern "horror" movies and books (including Steven King) are just boring.
I realy got scared and paranoid when I learned about Operation ARTICHOKE, Project MKULTRA and things like that. Reality is much scarier than fiction."

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Male 838
#11... man... scary, scary stuff.
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Male 24
the bed intruder one made me laugh
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Male 205
Scary? Nothing of this. I find the slowly creeping horror of E. A. Poe quite amusing. Most modern "horror" movies and books (including Steven King) are just boring.
I realy got scared and paranoid when I learned about Operation ARTICHOKE, Project MKULTRA and things like that. Reality is much scarier than fiction.
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Male 25,416
These were lame!
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Female 206
what the ?
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Male 306
idk bout you guys but the "What the f**K is That" looked pretty good...like 8 legged freaks kind of good
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Male 11,739
A couple of them were good, most just sucked.
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Female 737
The Results... Always scares the crap out of me!
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Male 1,116
Bearspiderbat will haunt my dreams.
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Male 15,510
Alienshark!
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Male 1,240
Woo, cracked. I love these contests.
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Female 3,574
omg the OB/GYN one......... I think I`m going to be sick.
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Male 39,893
Mom & Dads Sex Tape cracked me up
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Female 3,001
hah this was clever and funny
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Male 6,693
Boo !
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Male 7,830
Link: If Horror Films Were Truly Scary [Rate Link] - I don`t know about you, but these would scare the hell out of me.
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