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Date: 10/07/10 10:01 AM

52 Responses to How To Wash An Asian Wig [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fishytrick
    Fishytrick Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 7, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Link: How To Wash An Asian Wig - This has to be the most exciting wig ever made.
  2. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2316 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Sure, it`s all fun and games, until you BLOW THE BREEZE WITH ELECTRICITY.

    After that, consequences will never be the same.
  3. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Can I f*ck the empress too?
  4. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:25 am
    "blow the breeze with electricity"

    I feel like this would be an excellent way to explain hair dryers to a time traveler from the 1800s.
  5. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I F~ck the empress daily,very cool indeed.
  6. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Wouldn`t mind drating an empress...
  7. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Everything seems to be in order here.
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:34 am
    It`s cool to f*ck the empress?

    Well, hell yes, I`ll take my turn. Why not?
  9. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:37 am
    why does the word drat come up so often in mistranslations?
  10. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 10:52 am
    This is my favourite bunch of mistranslations evar :D
  11. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Yay!
  12. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
    "minuteses"
    That sounds like something my little nephew would say
  13. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:37 am
    It is cool to drat the empress.
  14. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    I see "It`s cool to f--k the empress" on many of these engrish things. Will somebody explain why?

    Or is it actually cool to f--k the empress. I mean, is that even an option?
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Because the Emperor`s wife (ie, the Empress) doesn`t mind how many guys bang her on a regular basis.
  16. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    what is it with the asians and f_cks?
  17. Profile photo of pacotahko
    pacotahko Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Anybody else notice the smile at the bottom? :)
  18. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    This will spoil the magic, and its a little long but here is the explanation
  19. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    i like how it says "nature cool f**k"
  20. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    lolllll
  21. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    If you don`t want to read the link I posted below, it is because the Chinese words have multiple meanings and the software used to translate does not consider context or multiple meanings. It should have been translated "After cool drying comb...".
  22. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    It`s like it was translated by Gollum and Yoda.
  23. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Gosh MrPeabody, I never saw it that way before..
    * Quiet, You! *

    Sorry I couldn`t resist, haha I used to love that show (reruns) along with Rocky & Bullwinkle. The Simpsons just added to it`s awesomeness with that Halloween episode. Gotta love those crazy Asian Wig instructions... Lost in Translation!
  24. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    It alright guys, it`s cool the f**k the empress.
  25. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Good to know that it`s "cool to F**k the Empress"
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Engrish FTW
  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "It is cool to f*ck the empress."

    I couldn`t stop laughing after that point.
  28. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Any empresses nearby?
  29. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    I OK with all of that except f*cking the moisture out of it. Might be fun to watch, though...
  30. Profile photo of frajola
    frajola Female 18-29
    99 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    I wonder what word keeps getting translated as drat
  31. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    frajola:

    "Dry."
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Weirdly, it still makes enough sense to get the message across.

    As long as the emperor doesn`t find out, of course :)
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    I wonder what word keeps getting translated as drat

    According to the link MrPeabody gave, it`s a word indicating action, a doing of something. Which is an appropriate coincidence considering that `do` can have the same meaning in English and it`s possible that the root for the word IAB uses frequently but won`t allow in comments meant "to do, to act".

    Apparently the use of a simplified alphabet for Chinese compounds the problem because it results in different words having the same characters, so the original meaning could be various things.
  34. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    it is cool to f**k the empress
    it`ll take me a few "minuteses" to stop laughing at that;)
  35. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    @frajola I was just about to say. It seems whenever something gets translated wrong f*ck is one of the words that shows up.
  36. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    Some of the things you can kind of guess what they tried to say.... but then comes "it is cool to fudge the empress.."
  37. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    DO NOT BLOW THE BREEZE WITH ELECTRICITY

    That sounds like a good song name.
  38. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    or title...whatever.
  39. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    I think we can be relatively certain about a couple of things:

    1) the empress was in charge of sending the copy to the printer, and

    2) the empress is a nymphomaniac.
  40. Profile photo of deadlysporks
    deadlysporks Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    have you ever just /hoped/ something you seen had been photoshopped?
  41. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    It`s cool to f**k the empress? What am I waiting for?
  42. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:54 am
    lets go pingas!
  43. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:59 am
    what kind of vegetable?
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:40 am
    Wow, english is good!
  45. Profile photo of shimzsszzz
    shimzsszzz Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:41 am
    What Would you call this Then!!!
  46. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Don`t click the link below.
  47. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Oh Engrish you never quit do you?
  48. Profile photo of Dzhone
    Dzhone Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    dammit now i want to click that link aha
  49. Profile photo of Dzhone
    Dzhone Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    thats got to be photoshopped
  50. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    ban shimzsszz
  51. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    funny
  52. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Well I guess if its cool. Where is the Emperess ?

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