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Date: 10/29/10 08:00 PM

90 Responses to Hot Chick Is A Pole Dancing Ninja

  1. Profile photo of hairyshyt
    hairyshyt Male 30-39
    217 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Link: Hot Chick Is A Pole Dancing Ninja - Silent, but deadly.
  2. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    IM IN LOVE!
  3. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    I think i`m supposed to find this cool.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Lara Croft eat your heart out.


    P.S. Fancy, don`t EVER use "silent but deadly" if you aren`t talking about farts.
  5. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    that was hot!
  6. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    aaand that`s what happens when someone tries to make pole dancing extreme.

    Impressive on her part, pooty video though
  7. Profile photo of 123itsme
    123itsme Female 13-17
    34 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    ...Pshhh... I can do that......
  8. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    If there ever was an opportunity for accidental seppuku, this is it.
  9. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    a real ninja wouldn`t be making the pole shake constantly
  10. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    "a real ninja wouldn`t be making the pole shake constantly"

    cant you just enjoy the show D:<
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    I bet she could crack a coconut with her thighs.
    If she could get them together.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Win post of the day
  13. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    October 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    This was cool and everything, but I like my pole dancers to have bewbs... and NO SWORDS! Yikes.
  14. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I`m sorry, but that was just a wee bit too ridiculous to be considered hot. A shaky pole dancing sequence that turns into her swinging a sword around that looks like it was strapped to her back with electrical tape that`s doing a terrible job of covering her body (all to a soundtrack reminiscent of a Matrix spoof) located in some warehouse that`s probably usually used to shoot cheap pornos.
  15. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    sorry but cirque de soleil has hundreds of performers like these and they are 10x better and more youtube worthy than this garbage
  16. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I would have been more impressed if she did her exhibition in 8" Lucite heels.
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    What a cheap pole.
  18. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    marry me?
  19. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    thanks i-a-b!!
  20. Profile photo of Snazyguy
    Snazyguy Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Screw Legos! I want her for christmas!
  21. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    i have an idea,
    Ninja assassin stripper
  22. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Lol this kind of reminded me of the star wars kid, although much sexier and actually coordinated haha
  23. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    ishkabibbles, sorry but are you talking about the traveling circus with trained performers? And are you comparing them to a stripper, no matter how good she is? Can you do me a favor and stop acting pretentious and stfu and appreciate that someone can do something amazing? As a favor to me? Thanks
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    i want her for my bachelor party
  25. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    If more women were like this, we might not have to replace them with pleasure bots in the future.

    Keep that in mind ladies.

  26. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Damn! I`d like her to assassinate me! ..or maybe not.
  27. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Dude, talk about strength...I want to learn to pole dance just to get in that kind of shape!
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    you guys should say more respectfull things. After all, she could kick your ass if she chose to.
  29. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Okay, that`s it. My profession shall be assassin pole dancer. xD
  30. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    October 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Hmm. I`m not giving any dancer £20 when she is packing a bladed weapon...
  31. Profile photo of achachet
    achachet Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Yay, reminds me of the star war kid too . Except she`s a)hot b)a woman c)coordinated so she dosen`t get laughed at by the whole internet!
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Damn...at 0:50 she nearly does a proper flag position. That takes a lot of upper body strength. She must have arms and shoulders with muscle hard enough to feel like cloth over wood. Abs too, because that move at 0:28 needs both in spades.

    There`s a big flaw in the sword work though, ~1:00. That style of sword is made for slashing, not thrusting (which she gets right a few seconds later). So the entire edge would be sharp. You would not hold the blade itself, as she does.

    Ninja`s the wrong image. Ninjas in reality were mostly covert stuff, low profile. In, do the job, out again and no-one knows they were even there until they`re long gone. They`re not meant to stand out like she does.

    Add something to keep her hair out of the way and she`d be just the job for a role in a heroic fantasy film. Barbarian warrior-thief sort of thing. The clothing would fit that role too, unrealistic though it is.
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Maybe they should push for a vertical bar gymnastic discipline to seperate it from pole dancing as a sex show.
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Can I have that toy?
  35. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    @Gerry101
    You forgot she could pull a Lorena Bobbit too!
  36. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    This is why I agree to go to strip clubs with my guy friends. The girls we see can do amazing things on the pole (though not quite like this).
  37. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    That is just awesome. I was even more surprised when I saw she actually has skills with a blade!

    Pole dancing is sexy despite the stigma attached to it, and it`s a great workout apparently. I actually agree with Angillion that it should be more of a general bar routine that can be taught in gyms etc.
  38. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    @Angilion

    i`m sorry, i couldn`t hear you over how hot the ninja stripper was.
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    @handys003 ... crossing my legs at the thought
  40. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Wow, for once I actually agree with this post`s title!!
  41. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Pole dancing is sexy despite the stigma attached to it, and it`s a great workout apparently. I actually agree with Angillion that it should be more of a general bar routine that can be taught in gyms etc.

    I was arguing for it to be split into two, not just repositioned.

    Sexy pole dancing - sex show/stripping.

    Vertical bar gymnastics - not intended as being sexy any more than, for example, horizontal bar gymnastics.
  42. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    "Damn...at 0:50 she nearly does a proper flag position. That takes a lot of upper body strength. She must have arms and shoulders with muscle hard enough to feel like cloth over wood. Abs too, because that move at 0:28 needs both in spades.

    There`s a big flaw in the sword work though, ~1:00. That style of sword is made for slashing, not thrusting (which she gets right a few seconds later). So the entire edge would be sharp. You would not hold the blade itself, as she does.

    Ninja`s the wrong image. Ninjas in reality were mostly covert stuff, low profile. In, do the job, out again and no-one knows they were even there until they`re long gone. They`re not meant to stand out like she does.

    Add something to keep her hair out of the way and she`d be just the job for a role in a heroic fantasy film. Barbarian warrior-thief sort of thing. The clothing would fit that role too, unrealistic though it is."

    again i ask...cant you just enjoy the show?
  43. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    again i ask...cant you just enjoy the show?

    Why are you repeatedly asking the same irrelevant question? It makes you look silly.

    I don`t need to choose between thought and enjoyment. If you don`t like that, hard luck. I don`t care.
  44. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    i was only joking :| and i`ve only asked the question once before...if you are too much of a hard ass to recognize those 2 things then maybe you should stop thinking so much about everything that you typed and actually just enjoy the show...get rid of some of that testosterone...
  45. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    i want to be as badass as her
  46. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    yeah poll dancing is a great way to stay fit, me and some of my girl mates do it, and its so much fun
    also this post is awesome, but i preferred the pole skills to the whole sword thing...
  47. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    I`d say she`s worth the 20 bucks for a lap dance.
  48. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    She was fired as a stripper for killing everyone in the front row...
  49. Profile photo of tiger50
    tiger50 Male 40-49
    41 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Nice ;-)~
  50. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    me too jojo, me too
  51. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Nice moves.
  52. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    who does she think she is?!
  53. Profile photo of PieceOReese
    PieceOReese Male 30-39
    47 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    That. Was.. AWESOME.
  54. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    Oh cool, she can do some flips and poo with a blunted katana. AWESOME!!!

    *sigh*
  55. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Exposes all penises in the room, then chops then all off.


    brilliant.
  56. Profile photo of TytheGtreate
    TytheGtreate Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Here is some really Ninja like Pole "Dancing" actually I guess its Gymnastics...but whatever
    Here
  57. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:48 am
    I want one!
  58. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:10 am
    that was totally cool
  59. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:12 am
    I`ve seen many a strange and wonderful thing on the internet since 1996, and this is now ranked in my top 10!
  60. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:28 am
    holy damn, that was crapping awesome!
  61. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:33 am
    That was awesome, too bad dating her would go against the man law "Never date a girl who can kick your ass."
  62. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:36 am
    THIS WAS JUST AWESOME ON SO MANY LEVELS !
  63. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:53 am
    amaaazinngggg
  64. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:10 am
    That is one strong chick. Wow.
  65. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:49 am
    I just jizzed in my pants.
  66. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:00 am
    "I want one!"

    Sorry Baal, but the thought of you on a stripper pole quite disturbing... :P
  67. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Now This showed me how Pole Dancing can be seen as artistic or even athletic. This is a video that advocates for Pole dancing should be using in order to get people to move from the original thought that the Pole is used and was developed for use in Strip Clubs so therefore is a tool used for sexual objectification when clearly it so much more than that.
    That be said Holy Frick this woman is uber talented .....She could work with Cirque de Soliel in a heartbeat and would look awesome in their freakish skintight costume.
  68. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Strong chick, yup. Cool moves on the pole, yup. Totally awesome kickass katana (that`s what it is, isn`t it?) routine with equally awesome and cool and sexy suit, that`s what stole the show.

    O.O

    Dayum.
  69. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:12 am
    *female equivalent to fap*
  70. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:32 am
    @pmarrenn... does this mean there`s a cat that you like?
  71. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:58 am
    God, that was amazing! Her strength is stunning- I am seriously impressed. See- pole dancing is good exercise, very athletic.
  72. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    She needs tits
  73. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Gotta admit, I was expecting her to look like an idiot when she pulled out the katana. I thought she could only have been wearing it for show. Surprised the hell out of me. :/
  74. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Thats just brilliant, the perfect woman, and we both can be silent but deadly! ;) ;) if you know what i mean!
  75. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Totally awesome kickass katana (that`s what it is, isn`t it?)

    My understanding is that strictly speaking `katana` is a generic term referring to any sword, but that it usually refers to the longer of the two swords associated with samurai. Depending on how tall this woman is (which is all we have to go on to judge the length of the blade) and where you draw the line in terms of length, I think it could be either a katana or a wakizashi (the smaller of the two swords).
  76. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    That was drating hot. Except for the weird katana part. That was just kinda weird.
  77. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    HOT.... Kinda like Cirque Du Soleil.....

  78. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    that takes a ridiculous amount of strength
  79. Profile photo of Swordking
    Swordking Male 18-29
    98 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    CmdrBittles - That was drating hot. Except for the weird katana part. That was just kinda weird.

    Are you kidding? That was the best part. It gave me a raging semi.
  80. Profile photo of comp_wizard
    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:07 am
    No actual ninja skills were used in the making of this video. Some brilliant dance moves, though.

    A REAL pole-dancing ninja would probably practice the art of throwing shurikens from the pole.
  81. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:25 am
    Ninja stripper vol.1
    .....
  82. Profile photo of lumie
    lumie Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:51 am
    Daaam! Didn`t know pole dancing could be so kickass. Sign me up.
  83. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:04 am
    Dayum... O_O
  84. Profile photo of pugsley
    pugsley Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:26 am
    she was good right up to the point where she starts trying to use a sword
  85. Profile photo of brucie222
    brucie222 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Im going to need a few minutes.....(margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, margaret thatcher nake......)
  86. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    A REAL pole-dancing ninja would probably practice the art of throwing shurikens from the pole.

    Probably not, as the main purpose of shurikens was to slow pursuers down as you were running away. They weren`t much of a weapon, but people who are ducking and dodging aren`t chasing you as quickly.
  87. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I wanna learn how to do that O.O
  88. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
    :-/ FUUCK YOU brucie222
  89. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    That was awesome! New Buffy? :D

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