Hot Chick Is A Pole Dancing Ninja

Submitted by: hairyshyt 6 years ago in Weird

Silent, but deadly.
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Male 5,413
That was awesome! New Buffy? :D
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Male 3,076
:-/ FUUCK YOU brucie222
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Female 1,515
I wanna learn how to do that O.O
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Male 12,365
[quote]A REAL pole-dancing ninja would probably practice the art of throwing shurikens from the pole.[/quote]

Probably not, as the main purpose of shurikens was to slow pursuers down as you were running away. They weren`t much of a weapon, but people who are ducking and dodging aren`t chasing you as quickly.
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Male 48
Im going to need a few minutes.....(margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, margaret thatcher nake......)
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Male 21
she was good right up to the point where she starts trying to use a sword
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Female 412
Dayum... O_O
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Female 23
Daaam! Didn`t know pole dancing could be so kickass. Sign me up.
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Male 168
Ninja stripper vol.1
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Male 194
No actual ninja skills were used in the making of this video. Some brilliant dance moves, though.

A REAL pole-dancing ninja would probably practice the art of throwing shurikens from the pole.
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Male 5,189
I just jizzed myself.
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Male 98
CmdrBittles - That was drating hot. Except for the weird katana part. That was just kinda weird.

Are you kidding? That was the best part. It gave me a raging semi.
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Female 2,695
that takes a ridiculous amount of strength
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Male 300
HOT.... Kinda like Cirque Du Soleil.....

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Female 1,172
That was drating hot. Except for the weird katana part. That was just kinda weird.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Totally awesome kickass katana (that`s what it is, isn`t it?)[/quote]

My understanding is that strictly speaking `katana` is a generic term referring to any sword, but that it usually refers to the longer of the two swords associated with samurai. Depending on how tall this woman is (which is all we have to go on to judge the length of the blade) and where you draw the line in terms of length, I think it could be either a katana or a wakizashi (the smaller of the two swords).
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Male 25,416
Thats just brilliant, the perfect woman, and we both can be silent but deadly! ;) ;) if you know what i mean!
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Male 51
Gotta admit, I was expecting her to look like an idiot when she pulled out the katana. I thought she could only have been wearing it for show. Surprised the hell out of me. :/
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Male 1,222
She needs tits
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Female 8,045
God, that was amazing! Her strength is stunning- I am seriously impressed. See- pole dancing is good exercise, very athletic.
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Male 176
@pmarrenn... does this mean there`s a cat that you like?
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Female 751
*female equivalent to fap*
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Male 2,552
Strong chick, yup. Cool moves on the pole, yup. Totally awesome kickass katana (that`s what it is, isn`t it?) routine with equally awesome and cool and sexy suit, that`s what stole the show.

O.O

Dayum.
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Male 1,016
Now This showed me how Pole Dancing can be seen as artistic or even athletic. This is a video that advocates for Pole dancing should be using in order to get people to move from the original thought that the Pole is used and was developed for use in Strip Clubs so therefore is a tool used for sexual objectification when clearly it so much more than that.
That be said Holy Frick this woman is uber talented .....She could work with Cirque de Soliel in a heartbeat and would look awesome in their freakish skintight costume.
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Male 436
"I want one!"

Sorry Baal, but the thought of you on a stripper pole quite disturbing... :P
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Male 4,593
I just jizzed in my pants.
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Male 6,693
That is one strong chick. Wow.
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Female 172
amaaazinngggg
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Male 953
THIS WAS JUST AWESOME ON SO MANY LEVELS !
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Male 207
That was awesome, too bad dating her would go against the man law "Never date a girl who can kick your ass."
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Male 703
holy damn, that was crapping awesome!
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Male 210
I`ve seen many a strange and wonderful thing on the internet since 1996, and this is now ranked in my top 10!
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Male 2,229
that was totally cool
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Male 4,546
I want one!
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Male 21
Here is some really Ninja like Pole "Dancing" actually I guess its Gymnastics...but whatever
Here
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Male 363
Exposes all penises in the room, then chops then all off.


brilliant.
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Male 798
Oh cool, she can do some flips and poo with a blunted katana. AWESOME!!!

*sigh*
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Male 47
That. Was.. AWESOME.
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Male 378
who does she think she is?!
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Female 4,447
Nice moves.
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Female 1,893
me too jojo, me too
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Male 41
Nice ;-)~
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Male 436
She was fired as a stripper for killing everyone in the front row...
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Male 734
I`d say she`s worth the 20 bucks for a lap dance.
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Female 3,001
yeah poll dancing is a great way to stay fit, me and some of my girl mates do it, and its so much fun
also this post is awesome, but i preferred the pole skills to the whole sword thing...
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Female 1,401
i want to be as badass as her
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Male 3,745
i was only joking :| and i`ve only asked the question once before...if you are too much of a hard ass to recognize those 2 things then maybe you should stop thinking so much about everything that you typed and actually just enjoy the show...get rid of some of that testosterone...
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Male 12,365
[quote]again i ask...cant you just enjoy the show?[/quote]

Why are you repeatedly asking the same irrelevant question? It makes you look silly.

I don`t need to choose between thought and enjoyment. If you don`t like that, hard luck. I don`t care.
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Male 3,745
"Damn...at 0:50 she nearly does a proper flag position. That takes a lot of upper body strength. She must have arms and shoulders with muscle hard enough to feel like cloth over wood. Abs too, because that move at 0:28 needs both in spades.

There`s a big flaw in the sword work though, ~1:00. That style of sword is made for slashing, not thrusting (which she gets right a few seconds later). So the entire edge would be sharp. You would not hold the blade itself, as she does.

Ninja`s the wrong image. Ninjas in reality were mostly covert stuff, low profile. In, do the job, out again and no-one knows they were even there until they`re long gone. They`re not meant to stand out like she does.

Add something to keep her hair out of the way and she`d be just the job for a role in a heroic fantasy film. Barbarian warrior-thief sort of thing. The clothing would fit that role too, unrealistic though it is."

again i ask...cant you just enjoy the show?
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Male 12,365
[quote]Pole dancing is sexy despite the stigma attached to it, and it`s a great workout apparently. I actually agree with Angillion that it should be more of a general bar routine that can be taught in gyms etc.[/quote]

I was arguing for it to be split into two, not just repositioned.

Sexy pole dancing - sex show/stripping.

Vertical bar gymnastics - not intended as being sexy any more than, for example, horizontal bar gymnastics.
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Female 406
Wow, for once I actually agree with this post`s title!!
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Male 39,880
@handys003 ... crossing my legs at the thought
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Male 5,314
@Angilion

i`m sorry, i couldn`t hear you over how hot the ninja stripper was.
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Female 1,441
That is just awesome. I was even more surprised when I saw she actually has skills with a blade!

Pole dancing is sexy despite the stigma attached to it, and it`s a great workout apparently. I actually agree with Angillion that it should be more of a general bar routine that can be taught in gyms etc.
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Female 1,589
This is why I agree to go to strip clubs with my guy friends. The girls we see can do amazing things on the pole (though not quite like this).
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Male 2,402
@Gerry101
You forgot she could pull a Lorena Bobbit too!
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Male 2,402
Can I have that toy?
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Male 12,365
Maybe they should push for a vertical bar gymnastic discipline to seperate it from pole dancing as a sex show.
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Male 12,365
Damn...at 0:50 she nearly does a proper flag position. That takes a lot of upper body strength. She must have arms and shoulders with muscle hard enough to feel like cloth over wood. Abs too, because that move at 0:28 needs both in spades.

There`s a big flaw in the sword work though, ~1:00. That style of sword is made for slashing, not thrusting (which she gets right a few seconds later). So the entire edge would be sharp. You would not hold the blade itself, as she does.

Ninja`s the wrong image. Ninjas in reality were mostly covert stuff, low profile. In, do the job, out again and no-one knows they were even there until they`re long gone. They`re not meant to stand out like she does.

Add something to keep her hair out of the way and she`d be just the job for a role in a heroic fantasy film. Barbarian warrior-thief sort of thing. The clothing would fit that role too, unrealistic though it is.
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Male 9
Yay, reminds me of the star war kid too . Except she`s a)hot b)a woman c)coordinated so she dosen`t get laughed at by the whole internet!
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Male 2,220
Hmm. I`m not giving any dancer £20 when she is packing a bladed weapon...
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Female 723
Okay, that`s it. My profession shall be assassin pole dancer. xD
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Male 39,880
you guys should say more respectfull things. After all, she could kick your ass if she chose to.
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Female 203
Dude, talk about strength...I want to learn to pole dance just to get in that kind of shape!
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Male 114
Damn! I`d like her to assassinate me! ..or maybe not.
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Male 450
If more women were like this, we might not have to replace them with pleasure bots in the future.

Keep that in mind ladies.

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Male 7,830
i want her for my bachelor party
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Male 1,587
ishkabibbles, sorry but are you talking about the traveling circus with trained performers? And are you comparing them to a stripper, no matter how good she is? Can you do me a favor and stop acting pretentious and stfu and appreciate that someone can do something amazing? As a favor to me? Thanks
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Female 3,574
Lol this kind of reminded me of the star wars kid, although much sexier and actually coordinated haha
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Male 515
i have an idea,
Ninja assassin stripper
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Male 46
Screw Legos! I want her for christmas!
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2,831
thanks i-a-b!!
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Female 735
marry me?
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Male 7,378
What a cheap pole.
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Female 1,593
I would have been more impressed if she did her exhibition in 8" Lucite heels.
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Male 155
sorry but cirque de soleil has hundreds of performers like these and they are 10x better and more youtube worthy than this garbage
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Male 421
I`m sorry, but that was just a wee bit too ridiculous to be considered hot. A shaky pole dancing sequence that turns into her swinging a sword around that looks like it was strapped to her back with electrical tape that`s doing a terrible job of covering her body (all to a soundtrack reminiscent of a Matrix spoof) located in some warehouse that`s probably usually used to shoot cheap pornos.
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Male 2,436
This was cool and everything, but I like my pole dancers to have bewbs... and NO SWORDS! Yikes.
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Male 15,510
Win post of the day
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Male 39,880
I bet she could crack a coconut with her thighs.
If she could get them together.
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Male 3,745
"a real ninja wouldn`t be making the pole shake constantly"

cant you just enjoy the show D:<
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Male 2,419
a real ninja wouldn`t be making the pole shake constantly
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Male 5,094
If there ever was an opportunity for accidental seppuku, this is it.
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Female 34
...Pshhh... I can do that......
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Male 174
aaand that`s what happens when someone tries to make pole dancing extreme.

Impressive on her part, pooty video though
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Female 276
that was hot!
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Male 39,880
Lara Croft eat your heart out.


P.S. Fancy, don`t EVER use "silent but deadly" if you aren`t talking about farts.
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Male 1,299
I think i`m supposed to find this cool.
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Male 880
IM IN LOVE!
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Male 217
Link: Hot Chick Is A Pole Dancing Ninja [Rate Link] - Silent, but deadly.
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