Homeless Man Under Pressure

Submitted by: fivezones 6 years ago Entertainment

This is for the men, women and children on our streets who don"t have bright green puppets on their hands.
There are 42 comments:
Male 661
Mmil928 tells it true.

I buy coffee and hot chocolate for the homeless in the wintertime. I`ll buy food, veggies and fruits and give them out. I`ll buy mittens or a toque if I see someone without. My wife asks what the heck I spent $40 bucks at the Walmart or Zellers or whatever on. I tell her books, or video games or whatever. Not because she`d have a problem with me buying homeless people stuff, but I feel better if I do this stuff in secret. I don`t want praise, or laurels. I mention it now in hopes that someone might read this and do the same. Besides, posting here, you`ll never know who I really am, so I remain secret.
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Male 174
"I like how he used the beat from Ice Ice Baby to make that video."

hahahaha, well played sir!
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Female 275
Oh Freddy Frog and Bowe Frog, you speak the truth. It`s astounding how many people are living on the street. In Seattle alone, there are over 3,000 children who are homeless.

Here`s an idea - if you don`t like giving money to beggars, buy fruit and give them out. I like giving people apples, myself. Although I bet oranges would be good, too.
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Male 26
God damnit ggolbez
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Female 80
hes not homeless saw this on the chive. could you imagine him not having the puppets and only using his hands
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Male 1,931
I like how he used the beat from Ice Ice Baby to make that video.

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Male 558
pretty rad... also is that Zellerbach Theatre on Lower Sproul in Berkeley? kinda looks like it to me...
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Female 28
Okay...I seriously want to give this guy my whole paycheck...
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Male 37
I love that he designated one as Bowie and the other as Freddie. Queen + Muppets > Chocolate + Peanut Butter.
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Male 1,021
Yea! My first submission that got posted! FAP FAP FAP
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Male 723
@Eskimo9 - Queen featuring David Bowie, actually. You`re both right. And for the rest who are too young to know any better: no, this is not a Queen cover of Vanilla Ice. *facepalm*

Actually had a kid say that when first hearing this song a few months ago. I almost throttled him.

8-) LJ
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Male 703
Great song, love the way he gets right into it too.
@duffytoler - Bowie? Pretty sure it was Queen?
Anyway, I give it the Awesome Possum Seal of Approval

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Male 1,193
he didnt even give him any money. also ya he has nice clothes and clean cut
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Male 498
he carse about me T_T
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Male 7
Local story: A man and two frogs share a very intimate relationship..

*orgasmface*
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Male 236
Saw it on Yahoo that he`s not really homeless but just really cares for the actual homeless people. Still cool though.
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Male 5,194
Damn. WOW! Couple of Kermit puppets, a camera and an old Bowie song = GENIUS.
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Male 1,222
Great, just great, nice clothes for a homeless though
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Male 236
HOW THE drat IS THIS MAN HOMELESS?!
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Male 337
dude... he`s totally fisting two frogs.
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Male 25,416
ok that wasnt that cool! dumbting the genine homlessness!
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Female 16
Kermit the Frog FTW
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Female 1,380
oh i`m sorry ogen I thought you were jus kinda trollin and really thought it was ice ice baby my apologies.
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Male 755
Homeless guy? Looks like pretty good production to me. (must admit got bored.)
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Male 441
@JUGGALETTEx0

The main bass line of Ice Ice Baby is stolen from Under Pressure. When I saw this I thought, "I wonder how long until some idiot says `HEY this sounds like Ice Ice Baby!`" And I decided, I want to be that idiot, but in style.

I`m a fan of badness. Bad songs, bad movies, bad stories, etc. Ice Ice Baby is really god damn funny.
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Male 15,510
Pass
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Female 1,380
@ogen what does this song have to do with this video? lol anyways i fixed the lyrics for ya

All right stop.
collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new INVENTION, something grabs a hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop, yo? I don`t know, turn off the lights and I`ll glow, to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle. dance bum rush the speaker that boom i`m killin your brain like a poisonius mushroom deadly when i play a dope melody anything less than the best is a felony love it or leave it you better gain way you better hit bulls eye the kid don`t play
If there`s a problem, yo I`ll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

ICE ICE BABY!
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Male 441
All right stop.
collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new edition, something grabs a hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop, yo? I don`t know, turn off the lights and I`ll glow, to the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.

If there`s a problem, yo I`ll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

ICE ICE BABY!

From memory (I realize I probably got a few lyrics wrong.) I think the lyric I`m most concerned with is "wax a chump like a candle" he is going to wax... a dude? Wouldn`t burning a candle be more threatening? I think he is threatening to pleasure said chump. Anyway.

This video was awesome.
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Female 130
damn I am going to have this stuck in my head alllll day... in the car- "PRESSURE!"
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Female 965
Aweshum. Someone give him a job.
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Female 114
Creative!! I`m so tired of the lame cardboard signs and reflective vests... At least do something more than just beg, I mean, at least this guy might be able to get hired for something with this type of thing!
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Male 297
Anyone who thinks that this video was anything less than awesome can burn in a special "Cold and Heartless Bastard" section of Hell!
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Female 169
Why do you guys have to hate? @Spider, Kermit was singing, not talking, I think he`s allowed to be a little passionate. This was awesome. If he really is homeless, at least he`s working for the money people might give him, instead of just sitting on his ass asking for handouts.
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Male 184
Try and play it from 1:28 to 1:38 without sound. Oh, you will laugh...
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Male 3,076
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Male 2,670
Freakin` AWESOME.
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Male 7,378
He`s not a very good puppeteer.
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Female 4,039
Whoa - why did that make me all choked up?
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Male 1,451
Stop shaking your damn hands so much. Kermit can "talk" without having a seizure.
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Female 682
Ummmm...he just combined David Bowie, queen and the freakin` muppets. This man shall get anything he wants.
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Male 532
He`s homeless but has a chair, radio, Queen tape/cd and two Kermit puppets? Priorities man, priorities.
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Male 1,021
Link: Homeless Man Under Pressure [Rate Link] - This is for the men, women and children on our streets who don`t have bright green puppets on their hands.
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