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Date: 10/08/10 12:00 PM

42 Responses to Homeless Man Under Pressure

  1. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Link: Homeless Man Under Pressure - This is for the men, women and children on our streets who don`t have bright green puppets on their hands.
  2. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    He`s homeless but has a chair, radio, Queen tape/cd and two Kermit puppets? Priorities man, priorities.
  3. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Ummmm...he just combined David Bowie, queen and the freakin` muppets. This man shall get anything he wants.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Stop shaking your damn hands so much. Kermit can "talk" without having a seizure.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Whoa - why did that make me all choked up?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    He`s not a very good puppeteer.
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2328 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Freakin` AWESOME.
  8. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Try and play it from 1:28 to 1:38 without sound. Oh, you will laugh...
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    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Why do you guys have to hate? @Spider, Kermit was singing, not talking, I think he`s allowed to be a little passionate. This was awesome. If he really is homeless, at least he`s working for the money people might give him, instead of just sitting on his ass asking for handouts.
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Anyone who thinks that this video was anything less than awesome can burn in a special "Cold and Heartless Bastard" section of Hell!
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    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Creative!! I`m so tired of the lame cardboard signs and reflective vests... At least do something more than just beg, I mean, at least this guy might be able to get hired for something with this type of thing!
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Aweshum. Someone give him a job.
  14. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    damn I am going to have this stuck in my head alllll day... in the car- "PRESSURE!"
  15. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    All right stop.
    collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new edition, something grabs a hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop, yo? I don`t know, turn off the lights and I`ll glow, to the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.

    If there`s a problem, yo I`ll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

    ICE ICE BABY!

    From memory (I realize I probably got a few lyrics wrong.) I think the lyric I`m most concerned with is "wax a chump like a candle" he is going to wax... a dude? Wouldn`t burning a candle be more threatening? I think he is threatening to pleasure said chump. Anyway.

    This video was awesome.
  16. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @ogen what does this song have to do with this video? lol anyways i fixed the lyrics for ya

    All right stop.
    collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new INVENTION, something grabs a hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop, yo? I don`t know, turn off the lights and I`ll glow, to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle. dance bum rush the speaker that boom i`m killin your brain like a poisonius mushroom deadly when i play a dope melody anything less than the best is a felony love it or leave it you better gain way you better hit bulls eye the kid don`t play
    If there`s a problem, yo I`ll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

    ICE ICE BABY!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Pass
  18. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    @JUGGALETTEx0

    The main bass line of Ice Ice Baby is stolen from Under Pressure. When I saw this I thought, "I wonder how long until some idiot says `HEY this sounds like Ice Ice Baby!`" And I decided, I want to be that idiot, but in style.

    I`m a fan of badness. Bad songs, bad movies, bad stories, etc. Ice Ice Baby is really god damn funny.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Homeless guy? Looks like pretty good production to me. (must admit got bored.)
  20. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    oh i`m sorry ogen I thought you were jus kinda trollin and really thought it was ice ice baby my apologies.
  21. Profile photo of Sofpica
    Sofpica Female 18-29
    16 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Kermit the Frog FTW
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    ok that wasnt that cool! dumbting the genine homlessness!
  23. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    dude... he`s totally fisting two frogs.
  24. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    HOW THE drat IS THIS MAN HOMELESS?!
  25. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Great, just great, nice clothes for a homeless though
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Damn. WOW! Couple of Kermit puppets, a camera and an old Bowie song = GENIUS.
  27. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    Saw it on Yahoo that he`s not really homeless but just really cares for the actual homeless people. Still cool though.
  28. Profile photo of Phatnasty420
    Phatnasty420 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 12:26 am
    Local story: A man and two frogs share a very intimate relationship..

    *orgasmface*
  29. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 1:10 am
    he carse about me T_T
  30. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:36 am
    he didnt even give him any money. also ya he has nice clothes and clean cut
  31. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:48 am
    Great song, love the way he gets right into it too.
    @duffytoler - Bowie? Pretty sure it was Queen?
    Anyway, I give it the Awesome Possum Seal of Approval

  32. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    @Eskimo9 - Queen featuring David Bowie, actually. You`re both right. And for the rest who are too young to know any better: no, this is not a Queen cover of Vanilla Ice. *facepalm*

    Actually had a kid say that when first hearing this song a few months ago. I almost throttled him.

    8-) LJ
  33. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Yea! My first submission that got posted! FAP FAP FAP
  34. Profile photo of Stilt-Man
    Stilt-Man Male 30-39
    37 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I love that he designated one as Bowie and the other as Freddie. Queen + Muppets > Chocolate + Peanut Butter.
  35. Profile photo of mkkloote
    mkkloote Female 18-29
    28 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Okay...I seriously want to give this guy my whole paycheck...
  36. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    pretty rad... also is that Zellerbach Theatre on Lower Sproul in Berkeley? kinda looks like it to me...
  37. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    I like how he used the beat from Ice Ice Baby to make that video.

  38. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    hes not homeless saw this on the chive. could you imagine him not having the puppets and only using his hands
  39. Profile photo of trtpow
    trtpow Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    God damnit ggolbez
  40. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    Oh Freddy Frog and Bowe Frog, you speak the truth. It`s astounding how many people are living on the street. In Seattle alone, there are over 3,000 children who are homeless.

    Here`s an idea - if you don`t like giving money to beggars, buy fruit and give them out. I like giving people apples, myself. Although I bet oranges would be good, too.
  41. Profile photo of a103276
    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:49 am
    "I like how he used the beat from Ice Ice Baby to make that video."

    hahahaha, well played sir!
  42. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 5:56 am
    Mmil928 tells it true.

    I buy coffee and hot chocolate for the homeless in the wintertime. I`ll buy food, veggies and fruits and give them out. I`ll buy mittens or a toque if I see someone without. My wife asks what the heck I spent $40 bucks at the Walmart or Zellers or whatever on. I tell her books, or video games or whatever. Not because she`d have a problem with me buying homeless people stuff, but I feel better if I do this stuff in secret. I don`t want praise, or laurels. I mention it now in hopes that someone might read this and do the same. Besides, posting here, you`ll never know who I really am, so I remain secret.

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