Gordon Pinsent Quotes Justin Bieber

Submitted by: GullCull 6 years ago in Funny

Canadian Icon, Gordon Pinsent reads his favourite quotes from Justin Bieber"s new memoirs.
There are 39 comments:
Male 582
The kid is an easy target.

Hope he put some money in the bank.
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Female 2,289
lol wow... after waching the vid, i looked up his twatter and saw his recent twat

"I know what its like to have some tough times so I hope those tickets make u kids coming smile a little. Gonna be a fun show. Thanks"

- http://twitter.com/justinbieber

...really?..seriously?

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Female 535
His book is being displayed at work. Ugh. Seriously, what sort of "memoir" could an average kid, discovered through YouTube, write about? His life doesn`t seem like it was met with a tonne of struggles and experience.
Hell, he`s only been famous for, what, a couple of years? Already writing a book? My favourite band has been on tour since 1998 and they only just released a little book set of their travels and such.
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Male 12,138
[quote]a1butcher, don`t forget to apologize for Tom green also[/quote]
I`m not even Canadian, I just live here. And *I* will apologise for the abomination which is Tom Green on behalf of Canada. I`ll take the bullet. He is possibly the biggest dick that I have ever encountered on international media. Not funny, not relevant, not interesting, not nothing. A product of the MTV generation. Glad he`s dropped off the radar. Personally, I wouldn`t piss on him if he was on fire.

Yeah, you get the sentiment.
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Female 798
a1butcher, don`t forget to apologize for Tom green also
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Male 2,516
"Dear god... what he must`ve gone through" LOL
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Female 803
If I wasn`t under the impression that Canada has frigid winters, I`d want to move there.
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Male 4,807
As a Canadian I must do the truly Canadian thing and apologize for this thing known a Justin Beerbeer. Also Celine Dion, Mike Myers Jim Carry and Hairy Wet Damming beavers.
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Male 792
[quote]f-ck canada. They had their chance, and they wasted it.[/quote]

Erm...I think it`s the US who`s squandered their power. Canada`s power is rising. Our dollar is more than the US dollar now. We have more natural resources (including uranium, and plutonium) than any other country in the world.
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Female 798
@NanGoneBanan
I know! Especially the attack moose which carries a deadly hockey stick covered in explosive maple syrup. He will light a place up!

See they`ve already started

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Male 75
Bieber is one of those people who seems to be alone in this world, no-one truly understands her talent.
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Female 143
this is just priceless!
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats just brilliant!
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Male 1,834
kinda lame
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Male 66
@Angelmassb

God that was funny!
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Male 721
"except Canada has no nukes :\"

I`m pretty sure thats a good thing, and I second the f-ck bieber.
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Male 663
how can you write a memoir at 16? i mean jesus the kid can just now drive a car.
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Female 130
RainbowFarts, you don`t want to mess with a moose, ever.
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Female 1,589
I submitted this yesterday. Guess I was too late. :/
I do love this guy though. ^__^ I remember him from the Red Green Show. Ah, Canadian comedy...
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Female 1,515
@Feuyaer except Canada has no nukes :\
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Male 2,056
@SPARTAKITTY well, f-ck you! america has produced a hell of a lot more sh*tty mainstream idiots than canada, so stop complaining!

(lol @ fake rage/CAPS DAY!)
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Male 2,056
man, took IAB long enough to get the memoir up here

and i still can`t believe he actually wrote one.
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Male 588
Yay Canada!
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Female 798
Spartakitty, be careful! Feuyaer might send the deadly Canadian attack moose to your house, then you`ll be super sorry!
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Male 89
loves how the book was 25% off.
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Male 985
I loved his expressions xD
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Female 1,356
Mr. Pinsent, you just made my day.
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Male 1,598
@FEUYAER: EMPTY INTERNET THREATS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING.

PS CAPS LOCK DAY :)
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Male 639
Jesus Christ! There`s no way he`s 16.
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Male 15,510
Gosh this is getting so old, cant you all just grow up a little and finally leave her alone?
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Male 56
"SPARTAKITTY", shut your mouth you american whore.
Give me a reason. Give me the reason, and I can have my country nuke yours. Got it, kiddo?
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Female 34
I`m laughing so hard I`m crying. Totally perfect juxtapositioning of a shallow 16 year old with an overweening sense of self-importance penning a memoir, and Mr. Pinsent treating the passages as if they were as important as Beiber thinks they are. Bravo, Mr. Pinsent, bravo.
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Female 3,574
Gawd, why does everyone and their grandma have a book?
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Female 2,120
f-ck canada. They had their chance, and they wasted it.
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Male 1,598
FUNNIEST THING I`VE SEEN ALL DAY. LOVED IT.

P.S. IT`S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY! :)
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Male 185
f-ck bieber
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Male 38,501
I like cheese and I grill girls, so not much in common with him.
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Male 12,138
Ah, he`s from Newfoundland, I bumped into him a coupla weeks ago!
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Male 143
Link: Gordon Pinsent Quotes Justin Bieber [Rate Link] - Canadian Icon, Gordon Pinsent reads his favourite quotes from Justin Bieber`s new memoirs.
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