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Date: 10/29/10 09:00 AM

46 Responses to Good Profanity Edited Crappily For TV Consumption

  1. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:06 am
    Link: Good Profanity Edited Crappily For TV Consumption - See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Ha ha ha that was weird as heck, This is bozo man!
  3. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2010 at 9:14 am
    find a stranger in the alps?
  4. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Never find strangers in the alps.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Gotta love Censorship.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:38 am
    these are awesome when you know what its supposed to say. its like mad libs.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:06 am
    jerks = Censors
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I liked some of those better than the origina!

    "stranger in the alps!" hahahahahaha
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Lol, the last one was AWESOME!
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2010 at 11:05 am
    America- land of the free. Seriously, if they`re gonna censor movies for TV- which is a total waste of government resources to begin with- I`d rather they just silence the words.

    Also- they forgot Michael J. Fox`s "slug in a ditch!" from The Hard Way.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:09 am
    lol this was hilarious
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
    That does it, the next time I find a stranger in the Alps....he is f ucked. No way I`m getting my car smashed in for trying to help
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
    lmao!
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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:51 am
    UP here in Canada we had a network that mocked this by replacing The Usual Suspects "F***ing C*** S****" with "Fuzzy Sock Sucker"
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    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
    My all time favorite is in "DC Cab" where they changed "Its Bruce Lee, that karate motherdrater!" to "Its Bruce Lee, that karate master fighter!"
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    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Have you guys seen the censored version of the Cee Lo Green song? Omg that is crap.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    What the? thats just wierd!
  18. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    So good.
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    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    they ruined big lebowski entirely.

    "the f*cking rug" became "the valued rug"
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    I`m not sure which is better (in a "that`s so bad it`s funny" kind of way) - when they replace a sentence with one that makes no sense at all (find a stranger in the Alps...huh?) or when they replace just one word and make sure that the voice in the replacement word isn`t even vaguely similar to the voice in the rest of the sentence and is very badly edited in (We would be...sloppy. Are you calling us...sloppy?)
  21. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    It`s "Mr.Black." lol
  22. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    "when you find a stranger in the Alps"? Reallly? LMFAO!!!
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    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    They really need to stop doing that..., IAB needs to stop this as well, rooster poo drat mean person.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    What DOES happen when you find a stranger in the Alps??
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    i like hot fuzz "jesus christ!" is "peas and rice!" lmao
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    eating pineapple? LOL
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:17 am
    I`m actually slightly offended that they replaced the word c*nt with sloppy. I don`t like the word association going on there.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:33 am
    @wtmac - i totally agree.

    Cencoring is undemocratic, and it ruins art.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 3:59 am
    It`s the funniest when it`s obviously some one else, like in Die Hard or the just add someone else for that word, like The Departed.

    We would be *computer voice* sloppy. You`re calling us *computer voice* sloppy?
  30. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:07 am
    "What DOES happen when you find a stranger in the Alps??"

    Isn`t it obvious...YODEL-E-I-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    Stranger+Alps=Instant, no questions asked, yodel-off, IT`S ON!
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:09 am
    And they for got Zoolander.
    As said by Hansell:
    From: "You can just Derelicte my balls, Derek."
    To: "You can Derelicte my Malls, Derek"

    To which Derek replies "I can Derelicte my own Malls."
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:51 am
    no one... no one drats with that line in The Big Lebowski and lives to tell about it!
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:52 am
    ironic that it censored me
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    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:24 am
    hah, made my night.
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    SunThunder Male 18-29
    97 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 7:03 am
    I saw Snakes on a plane last February on Fx, and I noticed those monkey fighting snakes
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    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:36 am
    They have a tv version of old school too, it`s just as bad.
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    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    my eyes were wide focused open!
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    zumtut Male 18-29
    56 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I`m staying the hell out of the Alps!!!
  39. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I`m actually slightly offended that they replaced the word c*nt with sloppy. I don`t like the word association going on there.

    Context makes the reason for the substitution clear.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let`s say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be . Are you calling us ?

    `sloppy` actually fits better than the word it replaces.

    Heads up for IAB - see what I did there? That`s the polite way to implement censorship. Changing words and passing them off as the poster`s own words is far from polite.
  40. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    "Yippe-Kay-Yay Mr. Falcon" was my favorite
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    How is it even possible to have a censored version of Formula 51? That movie has the f-word, like, once a sentence. They would have to remove or replace half of the dialogue in that movie to get it anywhere near censored enough for tv.
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    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 12:47 am
    Falcon....Punch!
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Here are a couple more:

    Die Hard 2: Bruce Willis ejects from a plane and yells "OH SH***********************T!" Changed to "OH SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

    Police Academy ?: Lt. Harris says "A$$holes...". Changed to "Eggrolls..."
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Im gonna start cussing like that. Lol !
  45. Profile photo of Happitec
    Happitec Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Find a stranger in the Alps?!?

  46. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 7, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    I always liked half baked, "You ever sucked toes for coke?!" Ahhhh Bob Saget...

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