Good Profanity Edited Crappily For TV Consumption

Submitted by: Ultimated 6 years ago in Funny

See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
There are 46 comments:
Male 87
I always liked half baked, "You ever sucked toes for coke?!" Ahhhh Bob Saget...
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Male 54
Find a stranger in the Alps?!?

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Male 6,694
Im gonna start cussing like that. Lol !
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Male 496
Here are a couple more:

Die Hard 2: Bruce Willis ejects from a plane and yells "OH SH***********************T!" Changed to "OH SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

Police Academy ?: Lt. Harris says "A$$holes...". Changed to "Eggrolls..."
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Male 94
Falcon....Punch!
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Female 728
How is it even possible to have a censored version of Formula 51? That movie has the f-word, like, once a sentence. They would have to remove or replace half of the dialogue in that movie to get it anywhere near censored enough for tv.
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Female 1,623
"Yippe-Kay-Yay Mr. Falcon" was my favorite
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`m actually slightly offended that they replaced the word c*nt with sloppy. I don`t like the word association going on there.[/quote]

Context makes the reason for the substitution clear.

[quote]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let`s say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be [censored]. Are you calling us [censored]?[/quote]

`sloppy` actually fits better than the word it replaces.

Heads up for IAB - see what I did there? That`s the polite way to implement censorship. Changing words and passing them off as the poster`s own words is far from polite.
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Male 56
I`m staying the hell out of the Alps!!!
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Male 235
my eyes were wide focused open!
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Male 159
They have a tv version of old school too, it`s just as bad.
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Male 97
I saw Snakes on a plane last February on Fx, and I noticed those monkey fighting snakes
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Female 98
hah, made my night.
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Male 1,452
ironic that it censored me
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Male 1,452
no one... no one drats with that line in The Big Lebowski and lives to tell about it!
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Male 4,004
And they for got Zoolander.
As said by Hansell:
From: "You can just Derelicte my balls, Derek."
To: "You can Derelicte my Malls, Derek"

To which Derek replies "I can Derelicte my own Malls."
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Male 4,004
"What DOES happen when you find a stranger in the Alps??"

Isn`t it obvious...YODEL-E-I-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stranger+Alps=Instant, no questions asked, yodel-off, IT`S ON!
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Male 1,240
It`s the funniest when it`s obviously some one else, like in Die Hard or the just add someone else for that word, like The Departed.

We would be *computer voice* sloppy. You`re calling us *computer voice* sloppy?
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Male 1,010
@wtmac - i totally agree.

Cencoring is undemocratic, and it ruins art.
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Female 2,674
I`m actually slightly offended that they replaced the word c*nt with sloppy. I don`t like the word association going on there.
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Male 2,419
eating pineapple? LOL
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Male 770
i like hot fuzz "jesus christ!" is "peas and rice!" lmao
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Female 1,652
What DOES happen when you find a stranger in the Alps??
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Male 436
They really need to stop doing that..., IAB needs to stop this as well, rooster poo drat mean person.
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Male 3,364
"when you find a stranger in the Alps"? Reallly? LMFAO!!!
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Female 1,172
It`s "Mr.Black." lol
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Male 12,365
I`m not sure which is better (in a "that`s so bad it`s funny" kind of way) - when they replace a sentence with one that makes no sense at all (find a stranger in the Alps...huh?) or when they replace just one word and make sure that the voice in the replacement word isn`t even vaguely similar to the voice in the rest of the sentence and is very badly edited in (We would be...sloppy. Are you calling us...sloppy?)
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Male 65
they ruined big lebowski entirely.

"the f*cking rug" became "the valued rug"
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Male 1,256
So good.
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Male 25,416
What the? thats just wierd!
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Male 295
Have you guys seen the censored version of the Cee Lo Green song? Omg that is crap.
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Male 78
My all time favorite is in "DC Cab" where they changed "Its Bruce Lee, that karate motherdrater!" to "Its Bruce Lee, that karate master fighter!"
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Male 364
UP here in Canada we had a network that mocked this by replacing The Usual Suspects "F***ing C*** S****" with "Fuzzy Sock Sucker"
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Male 670
lmao!
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Male 11,740
That does it, the next time I find a stranger in the Alps....he is f ucked. No way I`m getting my car smashed in for trying to help
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Female 3,574
lol this was hilarious
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Male 2,868
America- land of the free. Seriously, if they`re gonna censor movies for TV- which is a total waste of government resources to begin with- I`d rather they just silence the words.

Also- they forgot Michael J. Fox`s "slug in a ditch!" from The Hard Way.
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Male 4,547
Lol, the last one was AWESOME!
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Male 38,498
I liked some of those better than the origina!

"stranger in the alps!" hahahahahaha
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Male 417
jerks = Censors
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Male 7,611
these are awesome when you know what its supposed to say. its like mad libs.
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Female 9,478
Gotta love Censorship.
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Male 2,033
Never find strangers in the alps.
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Male 2,604
find a stranger in the alps?
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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha that was weird as heck, This is bozo man!
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Male 147
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