God Reminds Us of How Clever He Is [Pic]

Submitted by: elHadji 6 years ago in Funny

Religious or not, you can"t deny that this is how reality works.
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Male 5,413
What kind of Software?
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Male 2
KPres, atheists will simply skip the bible altogether because Christianty is like those fake antivirus scams out there that only ignorant idiots don`t see it coming.

You totally missed the point, f-tard.
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Male 309
It`s not like atheists read it either. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I disagree", and then puff their chests out like they`re oh so smart.

That leaves the few of us out there who`ve actually taken the time to study some religious philosophy and grasped it at a bit of a deeper level than "is there or is there not a grey-haired man who lives in the sky", and we just look down on all of you idiot f-tards, knowing that you`re all bunch of ignorant, double-digit IQ`d buffoons who we wish would just STFU for once.
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Male 3,076
religion are like vista full of bugs! making every thing in life incompatible.
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Female 1,236
Lolz! Caught me by surprise. Good one!
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Male 39
Come on lets get a religious flame war goin
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Male 1,196
i agree
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Male 208
YESSSSS!!!
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Male 2,486
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I definitely think this is true for most American Christians."

So I herd ur bad at trollin`
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Male 554
it`s true for everyone... no one can put true meaning to a story book that was written by hundreds of people in a span of two thousand + years
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Male 2,121
I definitely think this is true for most American Christians.
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Male 131
TLDR.
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Male 338
@fivezones, you`re not really getting how this site works are you?
iab didn`t make this tweet
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Male 1,455
"So the only games you have installed are solitaire and minesweeper, I take it?"

It it possible to just move over files from folders, you don`t necessarily have to install the game.
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Male 9,305
"I don`t even click the "I agree button." "

So the only games you have installed are solitaire and minesweeper, I take it?
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Male 1,357
so true. so so so true.
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Male 2,441
Go away fivezones
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Male 2,402
@fivezones
Why the Koran? Are you crazy!? Who wants a jihad waged against them? I`m sure the mods don`t want to look under the hood of the car everyday.
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Male 1,882
I agree.

*click*
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Male 128
Post of the year!
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Male 2,893
I don`t even click the "I agree button."
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Male 582
LOL thats so great.
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Male 1,021
Same with the Koran but you`re too chicken to post that. Attack the bible like every other boring post.
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Male 228
That Joke was a lot funnier when Pat Dixon told it on his cd "Goodbye Forever Fatty."
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Male 495
"No. People read sections or certain parts of the bible although they may not read the whole thing. No one reads any part of those agreements."

I think you may be over evaluating this.
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Male 469
No. People read sections or certain parts of the bible although they may not read the whole thing. No one reads any part of those agreements.
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Male 142

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Male 2,344
Yeah, that`s true with me, I can`t deny. Doesn`t mean I can`t still be a part of the faith. I`ll read it some time or another.
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Female 137
sadly true tldr
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Male 260
lol so true, i guess you could say that those same Christians take that software and make it a virus, and force everybody else to have it on their computer... the same way they take the bible and try and twist it around, then shove it down everybody else`s throat

just cause you dont like gay people and stem cells doesnt mean everybody who does is going to hell for it, get over yourselves
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Female 1,324
congrats fattpill.

I can only disagree because when I was going through confirmation for the Lutheran church, I had to read most of it.

But I agree with NinthMoon. Though most people at (my church at least) aren`t homophobic or hateful, I wont be convinced to be either by any religion, we`re all people. I`m proud to say I`m agnostic! ^^
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Male 134
And to the remainder, it`s like stereo assembly instructions that must be followed literally.
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Male 256
I can SOOOOOO DENY this. I have read the Bible a WHOLE LOT.
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Male 2,402
LOL! Yeah I would say that`s very true.
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Male 1,164
@pmarren

Bitch is my god.
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Male 22
True. It took me quite a long time to understand how foolish I was being, thinking highly of myself as a good catholic, when I was just letting people instruct me on who to hate. I was 14, sure, but still. Now I`m a happy non homophobic, non hateful agnostic. Wheehe! :D
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Male 8
at least those ppl wont care enough to kill anyone in the name of some god
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Male 2,085
The preacher just gave a sermon on roughly the same subject yesterday.
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Male 2,229
LoL, love it cause it`s so true
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Male 4,593
God is my bitch.
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Male 2,841
The truth only hurts those who are smart enough to listen to it.
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Male 25,417
wow, thats scary but true!
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Male 1,598
Lame.
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Male 12,365
A challenge for those theists who are so outraged at not receiving the huge amount of extra respect they think they`re automatically entitled to that they see this as being hatred:

In what way is it not true?
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Male 12,365
[quote]To be fair, the Bible was originally in a language that commoners couldn`t read and required a priest to read it for them.[/quote]

Hmm...maybe not.

Most of the NT was originally written in Greek, which was a lingua franca at the time in that area. Many people in the Roman empire could read Greek, including a fair few commoners, and it was widely used elsewhere too (Parthia, Arabia, etc).

The OT was mostly Hebrew and Aramaic. Off the top of my head, I don`t know how common literacy in those languages was amongst ancient Jewish commoners.

You`re probably thinking of the Vulgate in Europe, Britain and Ireland. That was the standard translation and interpretation for centuries and it was in Latin. Which, as you say, commoners couldn`t read and thus required a priest to tell them what it meant. Not just commoners, either.
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Male 4,680
Very true, very true... *nods sagely*
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Male 167
Dumb... everybody knows that GOD is on Facebook...
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Male 1,287
also like a EULA, it`s drating long and boring. It`s one of the first tl:dr items around.
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Male 239
This shouldn`t offend christians. It should make them sad that it`s true in so many cases.

The only thing kind of offensive about this is someone pretending to tweet as God almighty.
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Male 812
To be fair, the Bible was originally in a language that commoners couldn`t read and required a priest to read it for them.
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Male 359
Dumb......everybody knows that GOD is on Myspace...
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Male 749
@davymid

Hey, give them a break. As we all know, a clever observation delivered in a witty and slightly cheeky way in almost all circumstances is humour, but when about Christianity it`s intolerance and discrimination. ;)
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Male 39,556
It`s true. Even the Christian Science Monitor has repoted that non-believers know more about the bible than those who profess to believe it.

Christian Science Monitor
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Female 293
i love how this just puts peoples panties into a twist. it just adds to my amusement.
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Male 3,745
church isn`t good for anything really accept selling tickets to heaven...this coming from a Christian...
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Female 96
I don`t think is religion bashing. It`s not saying Christianity is stupid, it`s saying people are stupid for not knowing what they believe in.

As a Christian I DO know lots of people who do it this way, and I find THAT offensive.

So STFU with all the whining.
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Male 1,341
Dang thats a hell of a true statement.
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Female 1,798
"wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?"

frankly it`s the most true statement I`ve seen about christianity in a very long time. sooo many of them just go to church because they feel they have to, whether it`s to rid themselves of guilt or "get in good with God." not many read the bible, and those who do either read certain passages or just skim over a lot of it. I`m not saying that to be a good christian you have to read every single word of the bible. but don`t claim you know the Word of God when you don`t.
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Male 1,256
Hahaha very well-put!
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Male 2,549
Same could be said for phone plans, prison sentencing guidelines, psychiatric hospital forms and wedding vows.
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Male 12,138
>> davymid: "In b4 Bawwwww, stop bashing Christians IAB, with your atheist agenda blah blah blah"

>> boredhero48: "wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?"

*heads the desk*
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Male 211
ha, i didn`t even click the "i agree" part on the software license that is the bible..of course i`m not christian
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Male 498
lol shadow, do you represent all Christians?
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Female 347
It does say "most" Christians. How can anyone get mad at that?
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Male 108
wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?
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Female 119
"bible is for wankers" :)
don`t they disapprove of wanking?
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Male 257
I read it, a lot. NOT true.
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Male 1,312
LMFAO! That is genius!
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Male 86
Lolol,No.


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Male 4,290
Stop parodying my username, Yahweh.
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Male 130
bible is for wankers
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Female 1,008
I lol`d.

Also, I agreed.
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Female 9,558
LOL, so true.
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Female 3,001
"Pfffffff, stupid poser Christians, not even bothering to read the source material... Not like us true Christians, amirite?"
i read my bible, but damn, its complicated stuff...
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Male 39,556
it`s true.

same with a marriage ceremony. the guy ain`t listening to what he`s actually promising to do.. he just can`t wait to get to the end and click "I do"
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Male 2,033
So does that make us atheist the people that simply hit "decline" because it seems a bit fishy?
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Male 7,813
damn, god really is all knowing.
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Male 27
Pfffffff, stupid poser Christians, not even bothering to read the source material... Not like us true Christians, amirite?
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Female 2,509
It`s funny cuz it`s truz
-blantant christian
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Male 12,138
In b4 "Bawwwww, stop bashing Christians IAB, with your atheist agenda blah blah blah"
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Male 17
you said it god!
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Female 3,574
Pretty true.
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Male 15,510
True haha!
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Male 4,807
I AGREE
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Male 17
daaang
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Male 1,455
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