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  1. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    October 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Link: God Reminds Us of How Clever He Is - Religious or not, you can`t deny that this is how reality works.
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    crunkadelic Male 13-17
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    October 24, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    daaang
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:08 am
    I AGREE
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:09 am
    True haha!
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    pui Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Pretty true.
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    squirrelaids Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
    you said it god!
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:21 am
    In b4 "Bawwwww, stop bashing Christians IAB, with your atheist agenda blah blah blah"
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:24 am
    It`s funny cuz it`s truz
    -blantant christian
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    gonzoen Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Pfffffff, stupid poser Christians, not even bothering to read the source material... Not like us true Christians, amirite?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
    damn, god really is all knowing.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:39 am
    So does that make us atheist the people that simply hit "decline" because it seems a bit fishy?
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:44 am
    it`s true.

    same with a marriage ceremony. the guy ain`t listening to what he`s actually promising to do.. he just can`t wait to get to the end and click "I do"
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:46 am
    "Pfffffff, stupid poser Christians, not even bothering to read the source material... Not like us true Christians, amirite?"
    i read my bible, but damn, its complicated stuff...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:46 am
    LOL, so true.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:50 am
    I lol`d.

    Also, I agreed.
  16. Profile photo of panzerlancer
    panzerlancer Male 18-29
    130 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:56 am
    bible is for wankers
  17. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Stop parodying my username, Yahweh.
  18. Profile photo of Selfluminous
    Selfluminous Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Lolol,No.


  19. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:07 am
    LMFAO! That is genius!
  20. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I read it, a lot. NOT true.
  21. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:11 am
    "bible is for wankers" :)
    don`t they disapprove of wanking?
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    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:17 am
    wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?
  23. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:25 am
    It does say "most" Christians. How can anyone get mad at that?
  24. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:25 am
    lol shadow, do you represent all Christians?
  25. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:29 am
    ha, i didn`t even click the "i agree" part on the software license that is the bible..of course i`m not christian
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:29 am
    >> davymid: "In b4 Bawwwww, stop bashing Christians IAB, with your atheist agenda blah blah blah"

    >> boredhero48: "wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?"

    *heads the desk*
  27. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Same could be said for phone plans, prison sentencing guidelines, psychiatric hospital forms and wedding vows.
  28. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Hahaha very well-put!
  29. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:34 am
    "wow another post hating on religion. who could have guessed?"

    frankly it`s the most true statement I`ve seen about christianity in a very long time. sooo many of them just go to church because they feel they have to, whether it`s to rid themselves of guilt or "get in good with God." not many read the bible, and those who do either read certain passages or just skim over a lot of it. I`m not saying that to be a good christian you have to read every single word of the bible. but don`t claim you know the Word of God when you don`t.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Dang thats a hell of a true statement.
  31. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    I don`t think is religion bashing. It`s not saying Christianity is stupid, it`s saying people are stupid for not knowing what they believe in.

    As a Christian I DO know lots of people who do it this way, and I find THAT offensive.

    So STFU with all the whining.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:51 am
    church isn`t good for anything really accept selling tickets to heaven...this coming from a Christian...
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    raiin Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
    i love how this just puts peoples panties into a twist. it just adds to my amusement.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 11:01 am
    It`s true. Even the Christian Science Monitor has repoted that non-believers know more about the bible than those who profess to believe it.

    Christian Science Monitor
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:02 am
    @davymid

    Hey, give them a break. As we all know, a clever observation delivered in a witty and slightly cheeky way in almost all circumstances is humour, but when about Christianity it`s intolerance and discrimination. ;)
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Dumb......everybody knows that GOD is on Myspace...
  37. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
    To be fair, the Bible was originally in a language that commoners couldn`t read and required a priest to read it for them.
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    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:15 am
    This shouldn`t offend christians. It should make them sad that it`s true in so many cases.

    The only thing kind of offensive about this is someone pretending to tweet as God almighty.
  39. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:21 am
    also like a EULA, it`s drating long and boring. It`s one of the first tl:dr items around.
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    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Dumb... everybody knows that GOD is on Facebook...
  41. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    October 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Very true, very true... *nods sagely*
  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2010 at 11:57 am
    To be fair, the Bible was originally in a language that commoners couldn`t read and required a priest to read it for them.

    Hmm...maybe not.

    Most of the NT was originally written in Greek, which was a lingua franca at the time in that area. Many people in the Roman empire could read Greek, including a fair few commoners, and it was widely used elsewhere too (Parthia, Arabia, etc).

    The OT was mostly Hebrew and Aramaic. Off the top of my head, I don`t know how common literacy in those languages was amongst ancient Jewish commoners.

    You`re probably thinking of the Vulgate in Europe, Britain and Ireland. That was the standard translation and interpretation for centuries and it was in Latin. Which, as you say, commoners couldn`t read and thus required a priest to tell them what it meant. Not just commoners, either.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    A challenge for those theists who are so outraged at not receiving the huge amount of extra respect they think they`re automatically entitled to that they see this as being hatred:

    In what way is it not true?
  44. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Lame.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    wow, thats scary but true!
  46. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    The truth only hurts those who are smart enough to listen to it.
  47. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    God is my bitch.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    LoL, love it cause it`s so true
  49. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    The preacher just gave a sermon on roughly the same subject yesterday.
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    chainfire Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    at least those ppl wont care enough to kill anyone in the name of some god
  51. Profile photo of NinthMoon
    NinthMoon Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    True. It took me quite a long time to understand how foolish I was being, thinking highly of myself as a good catholic, when I was just letting people instruct me on who to hate. I was 14, sure, but still. Now I`m a happy non homophobic, non hateful agnostic. Wheehe! :D
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    @pmarren

    Bitch is my god.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    LOL! Yeah I would say that`s very true.
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    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    I can SOOOOOO DENY this. I have read the Bible a WHOLE LOT.
  55. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    And to the remainder, it`s like stereo assembly instructions that must be followed literally.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    congrats fattpill.

    I can only disagree because when I was going through confirmation for the Lutheran church, I had to read most of it.

    But I agree with NinthMoon. Though most people at (my church at least) aren`t homophobic or hateful, I wont be convinced to be either by any religion, we`re all people. I`m proud to say I`m agnostic! ^^
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    lol so true, i guess you could say that those same Christians take that software and make it a virus, and force everybody else to have it on their computer... the same way they take the bible and try and twist it around, then shove it down everybody else`s throat

    just cause you dont like gay people and stem cells doesnt mean everybody who does is going to hell for it, get over yourselves
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    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    sadly true tldr
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Yeah, that`s true with me, I can`t deny. Doesn`t mean I can`t still be a part of the faith. I`ll read it some time or another.
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    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 4:55 pm

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    whyme73 Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    No. People read sections or certain parts of the bible although they may not read the whole thing. No one reads any part of those agreements.
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    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    "No. People read sections or certain parts of the bible although they may not read the whole thing. No one reads any part of those agreements."

    I think you may be over evaluating this.
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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    That Joke was a lot funnier when Pat Dixon told it on his cd "Goodbye Forever Fatty."
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    fivezones Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Same with the Koran but you`re too chicken to post that. Attack the bible like every other boring post.
  65. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    LOL thats so great.
  66. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    I don`t even click the "I agree button."
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    xamilo Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Post of the year!
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I agree.

    *click*
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    @fivezones
    Why the Koran? Are you crazy!? Who wants a jihad waged against them? I`m sure the mods don`t want to look under the hood of the car everyday.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Go away fivezones
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    so true. so so so true.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    "I don`t even click the "I agree button." "

    So the only games you have installed are solitaire and minesweeper, I take it?
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    October 26, 2010 at 1:58 am
    "So the only games you have installed are solitaire and minesweeper, I take it?"

    It it possible to just move over files from folders, you don`t necessarily have to install the game.
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    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 2:15 am
    @fivezones, you`re not really getting how this site works are you?
    iab didn`t make this tweet
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    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 9:40 am
    TLDR.
  76. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I definitely think this is true for most American Christians.
  77. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 10:36 am
    it`s true for everyone... no one can put true meaning to a story book that was written by hundreds of people in a span of two thousand + years
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    "
    I definitely think this is true for most American Christians."

    So I herd ur bad at trollin`
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    PBZebras Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    YESSSSS!!!
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    i agree
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    XxSephxX Male 13-17
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    October 26, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Come on lets get a religious flame war goin
  82. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    October 26, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Lolz! Caught me by surprise. Good one!
  83. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    October 27, 2010 at 4:16 am
    religion are like vista full of bugs! making every thing in life incompatible.
  84. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    It`s not like atheists read it either. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I disagree", and then puff their chests out like they`re oh so smart.

    That leaves the few of us out there who`ve actually taken the time to study some religious philosophy and grasped it at a bit of a deeper level than "is there or is there not a grey-haired man who lives in the sky", and we just look down on all of you idiot f-tards, knowing that you`re all bunch of ignorant, double-digit IQ`d buffoons who we wish would just STFU for once.
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    chaaau Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    KPres, atheists will simply skip the bible altogether because Christianty is like those fake antivirus scams out there that only ignorant idiots don`t see it coming.

    You totally missed the point, f-tard.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    December 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    What kind of Software?

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