Go Green or We`ll Kill Your Kids!

Submitted by: Chinchilla9 6 years ago Funny

So... cut your carbon emissions by 10% or someone will kill you? This isn"t very subtle.
There are 57 comments:
Male 65
Relying on people`s promises to cut carbon emissions isn`t enough; even if they do it, the people who don`t might upset the balance, and so must be killed, which permanently cuts some carbon emissions. Effective. But whoever posted this completely missed the point.
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Male 208
i personally didn`t know about this thingy, an if i did i wouldn`t have done it. sides, the green crazy dude`ll just pick up my slack
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Male 712
Okay so all those people saving energy and cutting carbon emissions...well it seems to defeat the purpose if you`re just going to use explosives isn`t it?

I seem to remember a course in biology and the textbooks we`d studied had said this crazy thing like vegetation (you know...trees and stuff) breathe in carbon dioxide and then exhale oxygen.

I know...nuts isn`t it?
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Male 2,220
"I actually can`t wait until the next ice age, hopefully I have my top secret bunker ready by then, so when Yellowstone erupts, I can hide in it and keep warm, mwahahaha. With your wife and foods!"

Dude, trust me, you`d be safer with Yellowstone...
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Male 1,834
tottenham hell yea!
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Male 661
I laughed, really hard too.

Myself, I don`t see any reason not to try and reduce carbon emissions. Not like it`ll hurt the environment. Cost a bit more money, perhaps, still, so what?

Honestly, I don`t believe that the environment is doomed. Sure if you look at the environment on a micro scale, yeah, we`re trashing it. From the macro however, this has happened before, it`ll happen again. That`s why we have an O2 rich atmosphere. Bacteria who breathed in methane and exhaled O2 literally poisoned their atmosphere, and voila!

Still, it`s no reason not to try and be good to our mother.
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Male 3,430
Oh and if a frichen astroid can collide into the Earth, killing the dinosaurs, and the planet can still thrive, what hope does mere men have at destroying it?
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Male 3,430
I`ll do my part! I`ll hold my breath for a time period of five minutes throughout the day! Not at one time, mind you. 30 seconds here, a minute there.

No but seriously, we are going through a warming process, however that is not predicting a future where everyone is on fire, no, this is a pattern associated with an ice age! The Earth shall go into a period of rapid cooling within the next millennia.

Oh, and carbon is the base of life on Earth. No carbon means no plants. And the fact that there is only 4 parts per million of carbon in the atmosphere. If people were air, that would mean 24,000 people would be carbon.
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Male 23
hahaha YEAH! take that boring people!
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Female 25
Ugh. I wish we can give negative rating on IAB, or a dislike button like youtube.
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Male 496
If you are actually offended by this then you really need to get the sand out of your vagina. I didn`t do anything for this 10:10 business but I thought this was pretty funny and at least it has people talking about it...which is kinda the point.
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Male 3,915
that was just retarded and offense....like this comment....

btw...AIDS
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Female 117
ewwww there was a clump of scalp and hair sliding down the glass at the very end
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Male 5,194
Seeing this commercial makes me realize "10:10" = "load of pricks".
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Male 275
I`m going to set fire to a stack of tyres and chainsaw a few forests just out of spite for this offensive pile of crap.
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Male 411
Good stuff.
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Male 10,440
Oh, by the way... China now pollutes more than the USA.
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Male 10,440
I can`t decided if this is some sort of parody or if it`s an actual PSA
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Male 159
WEIRD FISHES!!!
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Male 25,416
Wow, that was terrible
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Male 223
The only thing I really liked about it was Radiohead near the end. Other than that.... meh
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Male 153
Screw this emissions crap. Who`s working on Zombie Cooling??? I can help!
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Male 441
Eh. You know. It isn`t really that off of a message... if we don`t do something quick... well... we`re not going to last that much longer...
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Male 3,076
wtf global warming is just stupid!
"This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000."
Lowell Ponte (1976) :-|
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Male 5,620
Yeah, I don`t buy into the whole "going green" nonsense. In fact, I make it a point to cut down trees whenever I do something that could be considered "green."
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Male 15,510
We need that button against the spammers
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Male 79
Well that wasn`t very informative not to mention it`s kind of offensive. 350 has some much more informative ad campaigns http://www.350.org/en
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Female 570
to those who arent enviromentally friendly, you dont have to come and confess, we gon find you.
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Male 1,311
I actually can`t wait until the next ice age, hopefully I have my top secret bunker ready by then, so when Yellowstone erupts, I can hide in it and keep warm, mwahahaha. With your wife and foods!
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Male 15
Hide you kids, Hide yo Wife`s, and Hide yo Husbands
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Male 1,920
"why isnt the US in it? you produce 40% of the carbon emissions in the world"

Don`t normally respond to trolls but we`re just trying to stop the coming ice age.

See here for details

And He is a real nuclear scientist, and I`d believe what he says over Al Gore any day. Google him if you are in doubt.
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Male 119
Even a disaster that wipes out 75% of the world`s population wouldn`t change most peoples` minds about the environment. In fact, it would probably make it worse; people would care even less and just do what they want. That`s just how drating ignorant everyone is.
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Female 2,352
This just made me want an explody button. .
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Male 38
Dare you to blow me up for my sins. Go on.
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Male 5,608
Hmm...
Does this qualify as eco-terrorism?
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Male 3,745
so who else feels the need not to do this...
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Male 1,378
The ones who exploded didn`t move
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Male 812
I like splatter. However, I can`t really cut my carbon emissions anymore.
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Male 508
Pure genius, some of you watch a video that you don`t like and it makes you want to pollute? It`s no wonder the world`s in a mess. lol
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Male 2,422
Eco-terrorism
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Male 2,670
Possibly the single most ill-conceived campaign I`ve ever seen.

Stupid and insulting on nearly every level. I`m going to turn down my AC another 5 degrees for five minutes just because I sat through this poo.

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Male 2,440
Now I want to burn tires just to counteract this Earth-humping sh*theads. Don`t get me wrong, I like the planet, but these f*cktard environazis are annoying as hell.
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Female 25
I agree with Jets4life!!!!
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Female 3,001
this does not work as an advert for lowering emissions, surely nobody watches this and goes "omgz green people have such a funny sense of humour, now i must walk more places and turn off my lights when i leave the house!"

surely most peoples reactions were ones of "well that was a pill of crap" or something similar.
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Male 7,585
well, that was more than a little bit threatening.
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Male 39
This actually made me want to increase my carbon footprint.
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Male 1,222
Number one, i would indeed marry the teacher
Two, they won me with the radiohead song
Three, why isnt the US in it? you produce 40% of the carbon emissions in the world
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Male 762
"scientists have turned into activists. I don`t trust them anymore."

You shouldn`t accept something a scientists says by authority. Their work speaks for itself. It is the peer review process that presents trustworthy information.
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Male 314
this is so disturbing....
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Male 1,021
scientists have turned into activists. I don`t trust them anymore.
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Female 1,623
Captain Planet: Protect the enviroment, or I`ll f*cking kill you!
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Male 762
This is pretty absurd; although, it is aimed at European audiences. I am sure their issue is one of laziness where as here in the US it is on of ignorance or actively spreading misinformation. But that is what you get with "fair and balanced" news coverage of any topic so any batpoo crazy conspiracy theorist gets as much credibility as scientists.
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Male 37,912
Fancy, if you join up can I use your 10%? that way we balance out
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Male 2,033
....

Ok then.
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Male 5,019
Ohhh yeeees!
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Male 721
Some how, I don`t see this working.
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Female 89
Link: Go Green or We`ll Kill Your Kids! [Rate Link] - So... cut your carbon emissions by 10% or someone will kill you? This isn`t very subtle.
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