G. A. Y. S.: Guys Against You Serving

Submitted by: Swaywithme 6 years ago in Funny

Funny-Or-Die makes some valid points Washington should know about!
There are 41 comments:
Female 75
Having a loved one in the service (my husband), I`ve seen different things but I still believe gays and bisexuals should be allowed to serve as openly as they want. Forget how they "fear" they`ll be watched in the shower or what have you...sometimes these soldiers can act like such babies. I bet it wouldn`t be the same if it was a female...
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Female 75
I don`t like the Don`t Ask Don`t Tell policy and I would like it to be overturned. Allow same-sex marriage and it`ll be perfect.
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Male 208
hey whats his name from reno 911
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Male 119
"Wait, are all of the (ex)celebrities in this video gay?"

No, I beleve most of them just believe in what`s right. Dave Holmes (the MTV VJ guy) is the only one I know to be officially gay.
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Male 798
I think I`m into Jewish girls. :D
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Male 3,482
[quote]I love it how every homo-phobic (mostly men) automatically think that the Gays are gonna come on to them, or watch them in the shower. [/quote]
You know, I have a gay friend who told off some assh*le on the street once.

He was being a total dickwad to a street vendor, and me and my friend were watching him thinking "What a jackass."

Mind you, my friend is not only openly gay, but it kinda shows, lol.

So the guy noticed us, and he starts in calling my friend a fagg*t and all that crap, telling my friend "don`t look at me like that, I ain`t into your kind," kinda stuff.

So my friend looks the dude right in the eyes, and says "Don`t flatter yourself, assh*le, you`re one UGLY son-of-a-bitch."

We got into a fight, and the guy got arrested for public intoxication among other things, but still, the moral is: Just `cause they`re gay, doesn`t mean they automatically think every other guy is worth staring at.
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Male 1,451
Wait, are all of the (ex)celebrities in this video gay?

If so, I learned something things about weird al, and... Harold. And it`s nice seeing ol what`s-his-name, the MTV VJ guy from the first "wanna be a VJ." I wanna say dave, but don`t want to actually look it up.
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Male 71
american conservatism makes me sad :-( yay for sexually liberal europe!
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Male 1,678
"I love it how every homo-phobic (mostly men) automatically think that the Gays are gonna come on to them, or watch them in the shower."

They definitly would watch them in the shower, they`d be weird not to, if I was in a shower with lots of naked ladies I`d be getting a wee jook at what was on offer. All men are perverts and proud.

PS Chow rules!!!
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Male 661
I`d really like to know the exact reason homosexuals get kicked out of the U.S. military, the exact one.

If it`s the danger of sex thing, well, same goes for heteros of both sexes serving together. Do you U.S. folks know if they let women in their combat arms, like the infantry, armored units etc? Because there`s the possibility of sex in the foxhole!

I love it how every homo-phobic (mostly men) automatically think that the Gays are gonna come on to them, or watch them in the shower.
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 582

When I served in the military. We had a gay guy in our platoon for a couple years. We all knew it and he knew we knew. It didn`t matter to any of us. I cant for the life of me figure out how whom someone chooses to schtup would, or could matter to anyone EXCEPT the two people doing the schtupping! FFS how does it make any difference?!

And Sarah Silverman isn`t funny. She had ok material but she just isn`t funny.
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Male 3,369
"is this honestly still an issue? come on guys you have a black president get over it already"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yes, Grahamm, and there are people here who don`t like that either. unfortunately, we are still considerably more conservative than you might think.
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Female 123
@GiveChase-Exactly. This poo makes me embarrassed to be American.
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Female 200
oh John Cho <3
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Male 798
I actually do like Sarah Silverman. I do think she`s pretty, and she makes me tingly in my nether-regions.
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Male 267
Yea seriously, who likes (or tolerates) Sarah Silverman?
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Female 107
would have been funnier if they`d left out Sarah Silverman.
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Male 3,431
Right, topping the list of people who`s opinion on this issue doesn`t matter at all; comedians with a history of addiction and a distinct lack of any civil service in their background except that which was court ordered.
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Male 478
I`m glad they bashed Congress instead of the military. The military itself has no bearing (well it`s not supposed to...) on the policy it carries out, that is up for civilian leadership to create.
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Female 535
[quote]Ironic thing is that if they repealed "Don`t ask, don`t tell" then the question "Are you a homosexual?" will show up on recruitment paperwork, like it was before "don`t ask, don`t tell" was enacted.[/quote]
How about that question just get omitted? Because really, who f-cking cares?
It`s the twenty-first century, aren`t we beyond this kind of discrimination by now? Have we seriously learnt nothing of the past?

God, people are idiotic.
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Female 798
Sarah Silverman just turned me off to watching this any further. FAIL
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Male 249
is this honestly still an issue? come on guys you have a black president get over it already
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Male 1,116
Eh. The only one i found slightly funny was the reno 911 guy. Good message though.
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Male 37
@ noforn
I share that belief. if they want to go and die serving there country, why don`t we let them? if you want to serve, more power to you. it takes a lot to serve.
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Male 12
I am Ryan Jones a 3rd Class Petty Officer, Sub Surface Qualified Electronics Technician, Field of Nuclear Engineering. Or ET3 (SS) Ryan Jones for short. I have served for a little over 2 years, and am a proud submariner. I have only been on one deployment, but I can say that I have not once questioned the sexuality of a fellow sailor for administrative action, although after being underwater with 150 guys you start to wonder. People have lied about their age to get into the military for many years, and I am sure that many have lied about their sexuality. Its the extremists that get punished. If I were all over some girl, or always talked about women on a carrier, I would be kicked out of the Navy too. I feel that people are being too narrow minded when they are saying gays can`t serve. They have every right to die for the country they love. That is my belief.
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Male 105
All the people clamoring for a repeal of it would make the situation worse. What they need is a modification to the policy. It was a better policy than what was in place before it.
My time in the navy was shortly after the policy was enacted, a time before emails and text messages, I guess it was a lot easier to hide it then. I pretty much only called people I wanted to talk to every time we hit port instead of writing.
There are some unforeseen problems that come with all of the instant communication we have these days...
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Male 683
Weird Al FTW
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Male 452
Ah, the parade of floundering comedians and actors. That`ll put some weight behind the movement...
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Female 3,598
@N-Vet except DADT has let a loophole into the system where if you are found out that you are a homosexual (even if YOU don`t tell anyone, just if they happen to find out through i dunno, personal emails or text messages that they are allowed to go through) they just discharge you no exceptions you don`t get your benefits, you don`t get any consideration for how many years of your life you`ve sacrificed to your country, you get nothing but a boot in the ass.
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Male 105
Ironic thing is that if they repealed "Don`t ask, don`t tell" then the question "Are you a homosexual?" will show up on recruitment paperwork, like it was before "don`t ask, don`t tell" was enacted... Hollywood makes me shake my head and walk away more and more these days.
And in reality it allows homosexuals to serve as long as they keep their sexual orientation to themselves instead of lying to enlist...

*Shakes head, walks away*
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Female 3,001
@ihavenoidea, i mean the clip won`t show, or is that what`s lame? its so hard to tell what people mean over the internet...
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Male 876
Wow, does anybody else hear nothing but crickets?
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Female 190
Got to agree really, it didn`t make me laugh... I do agree with the point they`re making though.
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Male 533
Weird Al made this clip hilarious just like he makes everything hilarious. Hell the only reason Halloween II was worth watching was the clip with Weird Al & Chris Hardwick
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Male 3,915
wait....so was everyone in the film gay? where was NPH??

Reno 911 guy cracked me up....i love funny or die
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Male 1,299
I like the message but WOW- talkabout a joke bomb...
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Male 30
@ruthless1990, Well that makes you kinda lame....
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Female 3,696
First we let in the gays...next chihuahua`s wearing sequin vests. THAT`S JUST MATH
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Female 3,001
yea, this clip is definitely not working for me...
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Female 3,696
Link: G. A. Y. S.: Guys Against You Serving [Rate Link] - Funny-Or-Die makes some valid points Washington should know about!
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