Facebook Tony Is A Total Dick [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

Yet Tony is still the first person to hang on everyone"s updates and comment.
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Male 94
beternal.... who cares?
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Male 1,834
who cares!
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Male 143
These were obviously all done over a period of time. the profile pictures are different
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Male 756
tony needs a high five
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Male 2,586
All hail Tony!!!

Seriously, would you call everyone on your phone just to tell them you`re going to work, or cutting your hair...?! - That`s effectively what you`re doing every time you make a post.

These inane posts are for people who have nothing else in their sad little lives and whom want some acknowledgment! Tony is a GOD for pointing that out and saying what we all think anyway. Yet, everyone thinks *their* posts are interesting...

IF YOU HAVE TIME TO POST, YOU`RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WORTH POSTING!

ALTHOUGH, there is one thing worse than inane posts, and that`s posts that bait you... posts like *xxxxxx has given up* or *has a secret*
-either say what`s on your mind or stop seeking attention!
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Male 8
its clear that tony cares ...since he is sitting there waiting for people to comment
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Male 3,631
You guys - who f*cking cares? Get over yourselves.
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Male 95
tony your methods are unorthodox but effective
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Male 975
So I was thinking, who wants to create an army of fake facebook accounts, spamming everyone they know with who cares until it gets to the point of nuisance.
Down with facebook!
Only keep twitter because that`s how I find out about artist release dates :D
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Female 255
Why is he even on FB if he doesn`t care? JUST STOP READING EM YA D-BAG!
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Female 40
Tony has a point, but there is no need to be such a d0uchebag let`s be honest.
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Male 5,194
[quote]either stay off, delete or hide people who make dumb updates, or just scan until something catches your attention.[/quote]
None of these are good options. Stay off because someone is posting insipid nonsense? You would have to stay off everything. Delete or hide someone who might post something interesting? Dig around through a pile of crap looking for a peanut?

None of these are good. Tony has a plan. I think more people should do like Tony. Keep posting "DON`T CARE" until the rest of these idiots quit nattering on about doing the laundry and driving to work and stuffing their fat faces with smores.
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Male 63
Tony`s my hero
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Female 1,435
i agree with tony. i hate facebook posters that use that place like twitter.
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Male 153
Tony cares enough to change his profile pic 6 times...
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Female 584
Who cares?
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Male 187
Obviously Tony can`t resist the urge to comment of people`s inane statuses like the rest of us.

Well, like most of the rest of us ;)
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Male 1,678
"He is just saying what we are all thinking."

Agreed, he`s still an ignorant prick though.
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Male 639
Lol, I actually quite like Tony. Why do people feel the need to comment on stuff like that.
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Male 2,893
Apparently Tony cares because he`s the first one to f*cking comment.
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Male 697
Tony isn`t a dick. He is just saying what we are all thinking.
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Male 307
Man, I wish I had the balls to be Tony. All those updates are what I see on the FB news feed, daily; especially hate those Eminem obsessesers.
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Female 812
Seriously, I have asked myself that question many times. I have a facebook account for family that lives overseas and only use it to post/watch pictures of family members and to keep in touch. Who the hell cares that I’m going to get a haircut unless it is a drastic haircut and I add a picture of it and so on...
STOP POSTING CRAP NOBODY CARES ABOUT!
But then again… What to do with your facebook account then?
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Male 1,452
why does this guy remind me of some IAB users
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Male 285
facebook is dumb and people are too lazy and self absorbed.
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Female 1,048
Most sensible man on Facebook - ever!
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Male 703
Tony absolutely cares, if they didn`t post rubbish, he`d have no one to rip on.
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Male 1,360
no, it`s spellt l-i-e-k-s. haha
but yeah tony is a dick, and that makes him bad-ass
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Male 286
reminds me of South Park where people put what they ate for breakfast and get likes ( is likes right? )
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Male 142
Keep it up Tony...I leik it.
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Female 535
Tony is now our god.
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Female 1,623
Tony cares, that`s who!
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Male 5,189
Tony has a point.
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Male 246
looks like Jerry and the 4th Tony have the same profile pic...coincidence?
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Male 5
Thats awesome. I wish I could see that every day when I log in.
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Male 1,256
Why does Tony have 5 different profile pictures?
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Female 160
Ooh, Tony, you BEASTLY MAN of a rebel.

Vote Tony for president! The world needs more outspoken nihilists who actively question why people post social updates on social websites!
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Female 855
who cares?
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Male 625
Tony is being such a non-conformist.
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Female 261
OMG, if my FB friends posted like that, I`d stop logging in.
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Male 1,351
I kind of like Tony too.
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Male 331
I like Tony.
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Female 314
this isn`t twitter people
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Female 89
I think everyone has a Facebook friend like Tony.
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Male 469
Who cares?
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Male 102
Why is Tony changing his profile picture so often?
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Male 25,416
meh... move along now!
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Male 53
Tony summed up social networking pretty well.
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Female 798
Obviously Tony cares enough to comment. If he has a problem with Facebook and dumb updates either stay off, delete or hide people who make dumb updates, or just scan until something catches your attention.
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Male 491
You tell`em Tony, now get back to woek.
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Female 2,120
Tony tells it like it is.
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Female 839
i often feel like doing this
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Female 93
fake, moving on...
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Male 5,194
I agree with Tony, the needle on the Care-O-Meter is cold dead on the zero.
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Male 1,299
Tony`s just keeping it real.
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Male 85
i like tony
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Male 99
maybe their both in the picture at a party or somthing
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Male 32
WHY TONY HAS THE SAME PROFILE PIC OF JERRY??
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Female 27
Shouldn`t Tony be playing W.O.W in his moms basement or something?
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Male 6,693
Tony had a bad day.
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Male 954
Tony is my idol.
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Male 1,623
Tony is the alter ego of Captain Obvious.
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Male 798
Fake and gay.
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Male 886
Tony changes his profile picture alot it seems:P
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Male 1,081
Tony may be a dick, but he isn`t a lair.
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Male 605
that is totally me on FB..lmao fu kin trolls!
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Male 794
i thought thats what twitter was for, thats why i dont have it, and have not been on FB in like 6 months
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Male 950
Haha Tony you`re awesome.
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Female 3,696
"The last one though is an opening for a discussion (about eminems newest cd), so somewhat valid."

AWEEESSOOMEE CD!!!
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Male 76
Tony is my hero. People need to realize no one wants to know little details about what you`re doing right now. Stop posting useless status updates on facebook and take your narcissism/attention gathering elsewhere.
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Male 351
"according to my calculations, anyone named Tony=Dickface"

according to his, nobody cares
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Female 2,352
Tony is right though who gives a drat what mundane sh*t you are doing.
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Female 1,181
lol & full of win. honestly, "who cares?" applies to almost every post on facebook.
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Male 742
@idiotfilter They`ve been cut and pasted together.
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Male 39
A lot of people are thinking it, but Tony actually said it.
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Male 1,150
Tony is right. FB and Twitter make people think that we give a fcuk about what they`re doing every moment of the day. NO ONE CARES
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Male 339
@fiizok:

theres no way you had that many reasons, and you sureas drat didnt havethat many friends on there
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Male 558
according to my calculations, anyone named Tony=Dickface
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Male 812
Tony is a great guy.
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Male 946
Apparently, Tony cares enough to comment.
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Male 3,915
that`s not how profile pictures work....

they would all change to the latest pic...

but i still agree with Tony...
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Male 15,832
No one answered his question.
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Male 591
Just one of 17,962 reasons why I quit Facebook.
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Male 2,034
Maybe nobody cares about Tony... so he feels the need to lash out... Poor Tony...
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Male 43
Fake, Tonys pic changes every time.
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Male 113
So he changes his profile picture for every status?
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Male 368
Tony seems to care enough to reply to the useless posts
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Female 3,001
i agree with Tony
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Male 247
Who cares?
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Male 2,159
Yes, there`s a LOT of meaningless drivel on these sites that you don`t and shouldn`t give a flying fu*k about, but sometimes (depending on who your friends are) there are some real gems hidden in amongst the slurry of meaningless vanity.

Tony doesn`t realise this, or his friends are so boring he`s got all depressed.
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Male 13
Create your very own fake facebook quotes to bring the fake lulz with complete strangers.
http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/
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Male 2,591
tony is my hero
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Male 269
Thats the most useful comment for "on my way to work" that i can think of.

The last one though is an opening for a discussion (about eminems newest cd), so somewhat valid.
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Male 10,855
If you don`t care then why do you bother writing?
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Male 127
Deep down inside, Tony cares. Apathy is just his little way of showing it!
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Female 3,574
what was Tony expecting to see on FB lol?
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Male 12,138
I couldn`t resist. I`d have to change my status to "banging Tony`s mom".
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Female 838
Tony cares enough to comment
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Female 430
Tony destroy this boring facebook
and really who give it a sh*t if you went to the gym or went to the bathroom....really
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Male 39,893
I see two things here...

1 - dont` you have to sign up to be friends on Face book? I`m not on it and don`t know. If so.... Why would anyone be `friends` with him? Delete the prick.

2 - Tony is making a valuable social commentary on the virtual-diahrea of minutia people facebook, twitter, email, text all day long, every day. If so ... Well Done Tony!
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Male 4,290
[quote]TOTAL fake...FB wouldn`t hold on to the poster`s pic from when they posted, but would update from when it was captured.[/quote]
But if someone took several screenshots of Tony`s comments, say over the space of a month, those screenshots would not change.
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Male 169
Just by commenting he has shown he cares. Silly people.
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Female 2,509
he has a point. I mean, do YOU really care, really?!
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Male 2,862
Tony changes his avatar a lot doesn`t he?
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Male 127
Aside from the hypocricy of cyber-stalking all his friends, I say he`s got the right idea.

Twitter is waaay worse than facebook though.
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Male 417
I like Tony.
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Male 1,455
Tony seems to enjoy changing his profilepic, a lot.
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Female 171
why does he change his profile pic so much
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Male 582
*shrug* Tony has a point.
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Male 81
TOTAL fake...FB wouldn`t hold on to the poster`s pic from when they posted, but would update from when it was captured.
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Male 15,510
I think he is just speaking the truth. I mean who cares if someone is on his way to work or not
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Male 20,901
Link: Facebook Tony Is A Total Dick [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yet Tony is still the first person to hang on everyone`s updates and comment.
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