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Facebook Admission: Solo Mile-High Club [Pic]

Jason really needs to learn that you don”t have to admit to *everything* on his Facebook page.

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Submitted by: fancylad

LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 10/08/10 12:05 PM

81 Responses to Facebook Admission: Solo Mile-High Club [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19370 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Link: Facebook Admission: Solo Mile-High Club - Jason really needs to learn that you don`t have to admit to *everything* on his Facebook page.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    lol wth. Was it so hard for him to just lock the door!?
  3. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Lee understands the importance of Mile-High Masturbation!
  4. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    GOLD!
  5. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    at least he wasnt in the roosterpit....ba rum bum bum
  6. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "Oh man how embarrassing?"

    Why do people do this?
  7. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Well, did he cum or what??
  8. Profile photo of Psyco_Ninja
    Psyco_Ninja Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    duuuude
  9. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    PS: Jason and Lee, too perfect
  10. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    that guy with the boss is a true friend...
  11. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2586 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    See, this is what happens when you have hot stewardesses!

    I guess the lady that knocked on the door mistook the reply `cumming` for `come-in` :-D

    Seriously, it those doors are such a pain, I made a similar mistake on the coach the other day... went into the loo and there was a lady inside. It wasn`t her fault - it took some brute strength to lock that door!
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4039 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Oh, sure, but no one gets jail time for doing one of those toxic smelling splatter craps all over the airplane bathroom? Outrageous!
  13. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Haha he really couldn`t wait?
  14. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    maybe it was like an all day flight
  15. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    "Oh man how embarrassing?"

    Why do people do this?
  16. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14328 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    It isn`t illegal it`s frowned upon...Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9328 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Must of been a long flight.
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    It`s official the terrorists have won. Can`t even fap on a plane.

    Why wouldn`t you lock the damn door? Dumbass.
  19. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    WHY wouldn`t he lock the door? If I, say hypothetically, (no really), were to spank my soldier on the plane, the door would MOST DEFINITELY
    be my first priority!
  20. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Is that you Altaru? Flying the not-so friendly skies.
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7571 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    whoa, does lee`s boss know from experience?
  22. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:14 pm
  23. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Jesus christ spider sol, there`s just some things you don`t talk about in public!
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5608 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    "It`s official the terrorists have won. Can`t even fap on a plane."
    No, the terrorists won at the point that Jason took off his shoes while getting through the airport but,
    Jesus, Jason! At least hit on a flight attendant or something!
  25. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Jeez Jason, save that kind of trash for twitter.
  26. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5608 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    On the other hand, notice the mother and watched him long enough to comment on how he couldn`t be doing that.

    "You can come in if you`d like to get in on this but, please, close the door..."
  27. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Once I tried masturbating on an airplane.
    Afterwards, I got this terrible feeling of having to pee badly -- without actually having to pee.
    This went on for some-hours. It was TORTURE.
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Yup, society is going down
  29. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    What a moron. Lock the door and you have no problems. But I don`t see how he can be in trouble. If he was just peeing and forgot to lock it, would he be in the same trouble? They would`ve seen basically the same thing.
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    show of hands... how many repeat offenders have we got here at IAB?
  31. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    well, actually I think he can wave his dick if he wants. Way to go making a big deal of something
  32. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm


    LIKE A BOSS!!!!1!
  33. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    633 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    lol maybe he read Palahniuk`s "Survivor"...
  34. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Lol OP. I don`t have to admit anything on his Facebook page. l2grammar :P I keed
  35. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    I`d claim that I was so scared of flying, it was the only thing I could think of to calm me down...

    rofl @gerry1of1 - "show of hands"?! nice choice of words!
  36. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    good thing hes got a law intern "lee" as a friend, or hed be really drated
  37. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1357 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    ahahaahah, my friend makes sure that he has a wank on every single flight he takes. but he locks up.
  38. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    littlepete50 really needs to learn that you don`t have to admit to *everything* on his I-A-B comment.
  39. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1678 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Snake on a plane he he he
  40. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    "Snake on a plane he he he"

    Ha ha ha
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Wow, really this was just horrible, but you con come away from this learning one thing "Never shake the hands of a person named Jason"
  42. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    What? A penis dangling around in the washroom? Unheard of!
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    This is fake... Jail for masturbating? I don`t think so...
  44. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Do you really need to do it that bad to jack off on an airplane? Desperate...or the in-flight movie was hot!
  45. Profile photo of binary_soul
    binary_soul Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Obvious FB troll
  46. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    @LazyMe484 Maybe not for masturbating but for indecent exposure to a minor? Perhaps. I doubt this is true though.
  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4793 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    "Do you really need to do it that bad to jack off on an airplane? Desperate...or the in-flight movie was hot! "

    high altitude increases the intensity of orgasms. Should I ever be on a plane, I plan on doing this too, only i`ll lock the door :)
  48. Profile photo of Dreamstarr77
    Dreamstarr77 Female 30-39
    99 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Gotta love that Lee went and asked his boss for advice about this >.<
  49. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Hehe, oh lee....

    LazyMe - exposing yourself to a child is taken very seriously, by some. Assuming, of course, that this is not bulls*it.
  50. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Beat your meat on a toilet seat, doo dah, doo dah

    Hands get tired I`ll use my feet, oh a doo dah day...
  51. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10840 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
  52. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10840 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    SilverThread FTW!
  53. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10840 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    wait I think I can finish that song

    going to beat while cruising

    going to beat in turbulence

    going to beat till this plane has landed oh the doo dah day
  54. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5194 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Gross.
  55. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Jesus.
    I guess you gotta fap when you gotta fap.
  56. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4004 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    If I was caught masturbating on an airplane....I would post it on Facebook....that poo is hilarious.
  57. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    he`ll beat it.
  58. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    I caught an ex-BF jerking it once when he didn`t realize I was home: it was pretty startling. Not the mechanics of it--that was standard. It was the freakin` GUSTO with which he was doing it that tripped me the heck out. I laughed so hard & long (!) my stomach hurt for an hour.
  59. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I love how that one guy talks about it with his boss, gets legal advice, and then posts it back...
  60. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2586 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 1:08 am
    Bet he won`t be shaking any hands at the court! :-)
  61. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 4:40 am
    While I can understand if he`s an exihbitionist, there`s a much easier way to join the "Solo Mile High Club". Stay in Denver, rub one out in the hotel room. Denver is a mile high right? I actually did this to be a smarta$$ once, I got mostly laughs but the typical "what the hell is going through your mind" looks from the older people I know. I thought it was hilarious.
  62. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:47 am
    Anyone else bored of fake facebook quotes?
  63. Profile photo of RandomHero13
    RandomHero13 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 8:51 am
    awww lee is a good friend hahahahah
  64. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 8:55 am
    yeah, maybe after 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. thanks, bin laden...
  65. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 9:11 am
    @ LtFurpie They have the ability to modify the mosaic over the pictures? Cause` none of those generators looks the same as this screenie.
  66. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    584 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    I`m laughing at the fact that Lee asked his boss for legal advice. SHM
  67. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4071 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    is there nothing PRIVATE anymore? and who lacks the self-control to wait until he`s in a more suitable site for pulling the pud? its not like getting busy with a GF or a BF or even a random stranger at 30,000 feet, which to me is perfectly understandable....
  68. Profile photo of Pearl_kill
    Pearl_kill Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    If you are up in the air so long that you have to wank it. Its time to fine a faster air-line
  69. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    This is actually NOT illegal BUT, he can still be charged with neglegence in some form or another for failing to lock the door to perfom a sexual act. Yes it is a real law, at least in America.
  70. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    194 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    The real question is....did his cum "really" travel almost 500 mph?
  71. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3828 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 5:07 am
    lol so funny. poor dude, thats so effed up. i think the embarrasment is punishment enough.
  72. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 5:28 am
    But what sort of dumbass doesn`t lock the stupid door?

    Frankly, if you are that stupid, you deserve a few weeks in jail.
  73. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Wow...just Wow
  74. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    "hey lady, I working here!"
  75. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    LOLZ
  76. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    you gotta wonder what turned him on..or maybe it was just a long flight
  77. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    367 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Wait, so if he was drunk maybe he would have been smart enough to lock the door? That`s a new one, getting smarter from drinking.
  78. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 11, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    nice
  79. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    why did he ask his boss about this?
  80. Profile photo of BoredBetti
    BoredBetti Female 40-49
    6 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Hey Tuxman4, look up the "Buffalo Theory" and you`ll see why drinking makes you smarter.

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