Facebook Admission: Solo Mile-High Club [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Jason really needs to learn that you don"t have to admit to *everything* on his Facebook page.
There are 81 comments:
Female 6
Hey Tuxman4, look up the "Buffalo Theory" and you`ll see why drinking makes you smarter.
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Male 257
why did he ask his boss about this?
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Male 208
nice
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Male 367
Wait, so if he was drunk maybe he would have been smart enough to lock the door? That`s a new one, getting smarter from drinking.
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Female 314
you gotta wonder what turned him on..or maybe it was just a long flight
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Male 1,834
LOLZ
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Male 371
"hey lady, I working here!"
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Male 364
Wow...just Wow
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Male 582
But what sort of dumbass doesn`t lock the stupid door?

Frankly, if you are that stupid, you deserve a few weeks in jail.
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Female 3,828
lol so funny. poor dude, thats so effed up. i think the embarrasment is punishment enough.
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Male 196
The real question is....did his cum "really" travel almost 500 mph?
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Male 2,700
This is actually NOT illegal BUT, he can still be charged with neglegence in some form or another for failing to lock the door to perfom a sexual act. Yes it is a real law, at least in America.
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Male 30
If you are up in the air so long that you have to wank it. Its time to fine a faster air-line
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Female 4,086
is there nothing PRIVATE anymore? and who lacks the self-control to wait until he`s in a more suitable site for pulling the pud? its not like getting busy with a GF or a BF or even a random stranger at 30,000 feet, which to me is perfectly understandable....
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Female 584
I`m laughing at the fact that Lee asked his boss for legal advice. SHM
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Male 106
@ LtFurpie They have the ability to modify the mosaic over the pictures? Cause` none of those generators looks the same as this screenie.
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Female 1,077
yeah, maybe after 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. thanks, bin laden...
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Male 9
awww lee is a good friend hahahahah
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Male 1,013
Anyone else bored of fake facebook quotes?
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Male 324
While I can understand if he`s an exihbitionist, there`s a much easier way to join the "Solo Mile High Club". Stay in Denver, rub one out in the hotel room. Denver is a mile high right? I actually did this to be a smarta$$ once, I got mostly laughs but the typical "what the hell is going through your mind" looks from the older people I know. I thought it was hilarious.
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Male 2,586
Bet he won`t be shaking any hands at the court! :-)
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Male 819
I love how that one guy talks about it with his boss, gets legal advice, and then posts it back...
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Female 1,236
I caught an ex-BF jerking it once when he didn`t realize I was home: it was pretty startling. Not the mechanics of it--that was standard. It was the freakin` GUSTO with which he was doing it that tripped me the heck out. I laughed so hard & long (!) my stomach hurt for an hour.
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Male 216
he`ll beat it.
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Male 4,004
If I was caught masturbating on an airplane....I would post it on Facebook....that poo is hilarious.
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Male 2,893
Jesus.
I guess you gotta fap when you gotta fap.
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Male 5,194
Gross.
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Male 10,855
wait I think I can finish that song

going to beat while cruising

going to beat in turbulence

going to beat till this plane has landed oh the doo dah day
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Male 10,855
SilverThread FTW!
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Male 10,855
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Male 3,431
Beat your meat on a toilet seat, doo dah, doo dah

Hands get tired I`ll use my feet, oh a doo dah day...
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Male 4,014
Hehe, oh lee....

LazyMe - exposing yourself to a child is taken very seriously, by some. Assuming, of course, that this is not bulls*it.
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Female 99
Gotta love that Lee went and asked his boss for advice about this >.<
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Male 4,793
"Do you really need to do it that bad to jack off on an airplane? Desperate...or the in-flight movie was hot! "

high altitude increases the intensity of orgasms. Should I ever be on a plane, I plan on doing this too, only i`ll lock the door :)
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Male 310
@LazyMe484 Maybe not for masturbating but for indecent exposure to a minor? Perhaps. I doubt this is true though.
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Male 11
Obvious FB troll
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Male 192
Do you really need to do it that bad to jack off on an airplane? Desperate...or the in-flight movie was hot!
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Male 10,440
This is fake... Jail for masturbating? I don`t think so...
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Male 5,189
Ahahahahaha.
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Female 305
What? A penis dangling around in the washroom? Unheard of!
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Male 25,417
Wow, really this was just horrible, but you con come away from this learning one thing "Never shake the hands of a person named Jason"
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Male 768
"Snake on a plane he he he"

Ha ha ha
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Male 1,678
Snake on a plane he he he
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Male 92
littlepete50 really needs to learn that you don`t have to admit to *everything* on his I-A-B comment.
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Male 1,357
ahahaahah, my friend makes sure that he has a wank on every single flight he takes. but he locks up.
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Male 243
good thing hes got a law intern "lee" as a friend, or hed be really drated
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Male 769
I`d claim that I was so scared of flying, it was the only thing I could think of to calm me down...

rofl @gerry1of1 - "show of hands"?! nice choice of words!
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Male 1,343
Lol OP. I don`t have to admit anything on his Facebook page. l2grammar :P I keed
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Male 633
lol maybe he read Palahniuk`s "Survivor"...
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Male 558


LIKE A BOSS!!!!1!
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Male 1,526
well, actually I think he can wave his dick if he wants. Way to go making a big deal of something
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Male 38,989
show of hands... how many repeat offenders have we got here at IAB?
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Male 11,739
What a moron. Lock the door and you have no problems. But I don`t see how he can be in trouble. If he was just peeing and forgot to lock it, would he be in the same trouble? They would`ve seen basically the same thing.
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Male 15,510
Yup, society is going down
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Male 158
Once I tried masturbating on an airplane.
Afterwards, I got this terrible feeling of having to pee badly -- without actually having to pee.
This went on for some-hours. It was TORTURE.
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Male 5,622
On the other hand, notice the mother and watched him long enough to comment on how he couldn`t be doing that.

"You can come in if you`d like to get in on this but, please, close the door..."
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Female 2,674
Jeez Jason, save that kind of trash for twitter.
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Male 5,622
"It`s official the terrorists have won. Can`t even fap on a plane."
No, the terrorists won at the point that Jason took off his shoes while getting through the airport but,
Jesus, Jason! At least hit on a flight attendant or something!
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Male 1,313
Jesus christ spider sol, there`s just some things you don`t talk about in public!
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Male 3,076
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Male 7,669
whoa, does lee`s boss know from experience?
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Male 7,378
Is that you Altaru? Flying the not-so friendly skies.
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Male 541
WHY wouldn`t he lock the door? If I, say hypothetically, (no really), were to spank my soldier on the plane, the door would MOST DEFINITELY
be my first priority!
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Female 2,352
It`s official the terrorists have won. Can`t even fap on a plane.

Why wouldn`t you lock the damn door? Dumbass.
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Female 9,519
Must of been a long flight.
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Male 1,081
"Oh man how embarrassing?"

Why do people do this?
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Male 14,331
It isn`t illegal it`s frowned upon...Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
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Male 258
maybe it was like an all day flight
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Male 2,441
Haha he really couldn`t wait?
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Female 4,039
Oh, sure, but no one gets jail time for doing one of those toxic smelling splatter craps all over the airplane bathroom? Outrageous!
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Male 2,586
See, this is what happens when you have hot stewardesses!

I guess the lady that knocked on the door mistook the reply `cumming` for `come-in` :-D

Seriously, it those doors are such a pain, I made a similar mistake on the coach the other day... went into the loo and there was a lady inside. It wasn`t her fault - it took some brute strength to lock that door!
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Male 3,745
that guy with the boss is a true friend...
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Male 1,451
PS: Jason and Lee, too perfect
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Male 17
duuuude
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Male 1,451
Well, did he cum or what??
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Male 1,081
"Oh man how embarrassing?"

Why do people do this?
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Male 359
at least he wasnt in the roosterpit....ba rum bum bum
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Male 610
GOLD!
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Male 127
Lee understands the importance of Mile-High Masturbation!
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Female 3,574
lol wth. Was it so hard for him to just lock the door!?
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Male 20,511
Link: Facebook Admission: Solo Mile-High Club [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jason really needs to learn that you don`t have to admit to *everything* on his Facebook page.
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