Elvira`s Is Not A Witch

Submitted by: Tacos4Brkfst 7 years ago in Funny

Despite rumors of her dabbling in witchery... Elvira comes clean and states her plan for change.
There are 34 comments:
Female 104
Elvira is not the bride of Frankenstein you twit she is the queen of the night. She`s also a lesbian and a burn victim.
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Male 255
why is "tits" beept out? is it a bad word?
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Female 259
ELVIRA FOR FRIGIN PRESIDENT.
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Male 1,834
bigger tits hell yea!
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Male 256
Oh, and she`s not a witch and not a vampyre, she`s the bride of Frankenstein. Derb!
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Male 256
I LOOOOOOOVE Elvira! Spooky, sexy, funny, sarcastic, almost valley girl like in some of her mannerisms. She`s the bee`s knees.
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Female 850
no poo she isnt a witch. shes a vampire.
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Male 559
Man, I had a crush on her in the 80`s. 25 years later and shes still hot as hell. Wonder if she still has those unbelievable legs.
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Male 188
w00f
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Male 621
Oh my god, she`s the same!
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Female 42
The creepy thing is that she looks barely changed from the early 90`s. Elvira is so awesome. She was my role model growing up.
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Male 1,744
I miss those late night movies with Elvira. And boy oh boy did i love her tittties. Heck, still do.
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Male 1,164
I dunno man. I saw a fat guy once, and if she told him her slogan... well, let`s just say someone would disagree.
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Female 1,264
"I`m you, except with bigger t*ts."

Now that`s a compelling argument. I love this woman.
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Female 206
I love elvira!
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Male 2,402
LOL1 Still funny after all these years. Elvira go run for President. I`m your first vote.
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Male 41,131
Sorry Gerry1of1, NO surgery on that woman! Tons O makeup yes! lolz!
I totally :heart: Cassandra/Elvira, I`d like to have a long, meaningful conversation with her!
Followed by... (nsfw)
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Male 1,598
She does seem to be well endowed.
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Male 95
jinxiejae, you are correct. Elvira is still hot.
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Male 25,416
Booberella simpsons did it!
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Male 40,250
She is You...
except with bigger tits
bigger hair
better plastic surgery
TONS more make up
better fitting wardrobe
MUCH bigger paycheck

Other than all that stuff, she`s YOU
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Female 337
Her hair has held up nicely.
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Male 3,482
Awesomely enough, I was just doing something in class today that had to do with Elvira.
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Female 2,927
dont care if she was a witch, she still rocks!
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Male 40
"I`m only disturbed by the censoring of the word "tits". Has anybody thought how stupid that is?"

Somebody spectacularly missed the point on this one.
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Male 812
I`m only disturbed by the censoring of the word "tits". Has anybody thought how stupid that is?
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Male 5
THAT is classic! Rock on!
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Male 14,331
She`s aged well.
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Male 2,229
Elvira would probably run the US better than the all of the republicans and democrats put together. Plus she`d look better doing it to, tho the fundamentalist and their `tea bag` allies would have a hair ball over it.

But sadly the neo-libral elements of the elite would remain to continue their ruinous philosophies.
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Male 15,510
Boobarella
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Male 2,669
Bet Elvira knows the contents of the First Amendment -- unlike O`Donnell.
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Female 347
Maybe the change we need is to make it okay to say tits without getting bleeped. Ms. O`Donnell probably isn`t willing to make that reform... it might lead to masturbation.
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Male 6,693
Cassandra Peterson. born September 17, 1951. When I was little I loved when she came on late night on USA network.
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Male 620
Link: Elvira`s Is Not A Witch [Rate Link] - Despite rumors of her dabbling in witchery... Elvira comes clean and states her plan for change.
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