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Date: 10/21/10 07:30 AM

34 Responses to Elvira`s Is Not A Witch

  1. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 6:31 am
    Link: Elvira`s Is Not A Witch - Despite rumors of her dabbling in witchery... Elvira comes clean and states her plan for change.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Cassandra Peterson. born September 17, 1951. When I was little I loved when she came on late night on USA network.
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Maybe the change we need is to make it okay to say tits without getting bleeped. Ms. O`Donnell probably isn`t willing to make that reform... it might lead to masturbation.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2209 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Bet Elvira knows the contents of the First Amendment -- unlike O`Donnell.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Boobarella
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:59 am
    Elvira would probably run the US better than the all of the republicans and democrats put together. Plus she`d look better doing it to, tho the fundamentalist and their `tea bag` allies would have a hair ball over it.

    But sadly the neo-libral elements of the elite would remain to continue their ruinous philosophies.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 8:25 am
    She`s aged well.
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    Xtasroth Male 30-39
    5 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 9:36 am
    THAT is classic! Rock on!
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I`m only disturbed by the censoring of the word "tits". Has anybody thought how stupid that is?
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    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:57 am
    "I`m only disturbed by the censoring of the word "tits". Has anybody thought how stupid that is?"

    Somebody spectacularly missed the point on this one.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    dont care if she was a witch, she still rocks!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Awesomely enough, I was just doing something in class today that had to do with Elvira.
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    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Her hair has held up nicely.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    She is You...
    except with bigger tits
    bigger hair
    better plastic surgery
    TONS more make up
    better fitting wardrobe
    MUCH bigger paycheck

    Other than all that stuff, she`s YOU
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Booberella simpsons did it!
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    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    jinxiejae, you are correct. Elvira is still hot.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    She does seem to be well endowed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Sorry Gerry1of1, NO surgery on that woman! Tons O makeup yes! lolz!
    I totally :heart: Cassandra/Elvira, I`d like to have a long, meaningful conversation with her!
    Followed by... (nsfw)
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    LOL1 Still funny after all these years. Elvira go run for President. I`m your first vote.
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    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    I love elvira!
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    "I`m you, except with bigger t*ts."

    Now that`s a compelling argument. I love this woman.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    I dunno man. I saw a fat guy once, and if she told him her slogan... well, let`s just say someone would disagree.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:29 am
    I miss those late night movies with Elvira. And boy oh boy did i love her tittties. Heck, still do.
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    Necromantrix Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:00 am
    The creepy thing is that she looks barely changed from the early 90`s. Elvira is so awesome. She was my role model growing up.
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    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Oh my god, she`s the same!
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    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    w00f
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Man, I had a crush on her in the 80`s. 25 years later and shes still hot as hell. Wonder if she still has those unbelievable legs.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    no poo she isnt a witch. shes a vampire.
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    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I LOOOOOOOVE Elvira! Spooky, sexy, funny, sarcastic, almost valley girl like in some of her mannerisms. She`s the bee`s knees.
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    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Oh, and she`s not a witch and not a vampyre, she`s the bride of Frankenstein. Derb!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 11:59 am
    bigger tits hell yea!
  32. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    ELVIRA FOR FRIGIN PRESIDENT.
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    why is "tits" beept out? is it a bad word?
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Elvira is not the bride of Frankenstein you twit she is the queen of the night. She`s also a lesbian and a burn victim.

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