Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With An Adult Toy

Submitted by: vidoaiwa 7 years ago in Funny

Everything, even getting arrested, just seems so much more interesting in Germany.
There are 68 comments:
Male 60
Wait a minute. The old title was Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With A Dildo. Not an adult toy. also, i hate copyright claims so, drat kevingerwin.tv. drat you and all your... pussy wipped friends!
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Male 25,416
I guess hes happy to see them!
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Female 8,058
Yes- I think it looked like a set up from when he got out the matching thong- but hilarious. Bet the policeman was trying not to laugh as well.
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Male 582
"...in the U.S. they`d have shot is ass,"

Yep. Cuz cops here are "heros" dont you know. And if its Officer Bubbles, well your life would be ruined with some Assaulting an Officer charge.
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Male 2
sorry to break it to you, but the guy is an austrian comedian and it is fake
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Male 1,299
I love when he picked it up in his mouth!

LMAO!

Totally hilarious.
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Male 3,076
thank god he was not in the USA! poke it with a pink dildo XD
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Male 452
Assaulted with a dildo probably sounds a lot worse on paper...I`d let the guy go if I were you mein Freund.
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Male 1,598
Lol. I like how he just casually pulled the dildo out. Like it was a normal thing to do.
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Male 55
i have a feeling pedobear drugged the wrong beverages
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Male 4,290
That was ridiculously awesome. I like how he just gently poked him with it.
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Male 1,021
Hero? More like a waste of skin
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Female 1,401
this guy is my hero
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Female 850
lol that guy was soooooooooo drunk
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Female 533
at first I was wondering why he was around a bunch of kids with a dildo in his pocket, but then he picked it up with his mouth and I didnt really care anymore lol
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Male 1,370
Well that wasn`t really an attack. He kinda just poked him with it...

...Wait, why did he have that in his jacket pocket?
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Male 1,351
"I`ll just hang on to that for later, thank you very much"
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Female 423
the youtube title is slicker
just sayin
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Female 91
That looked fake to me.
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Male 1,834
I almost pissed myself seriously
:-D
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Female 406
that was hilarious! ermm...wanna have a look at my pink dildo officer??
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Male 3,060
pssh! that`s what i call tuesday.
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Male 1,222
Par te!
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Male 12,365
Ah, found it. Night in a cell and 80 Euro fine for some sort of disorderly conduct in public offence, apparently. I`m relying on automated translation as I can`t read German.
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Male 12,365
There`s no attack here. A gentle poke with something rounded and quite soft is not an attack. Maybe bring him in for being drunk and disorderly or something minor. Night in a cell to sleep it off, maybe.

What happened next? Handcuffing a drunk and leaving them flopped on their back is a really bad idea.
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Male 3,631
Ok maybe not 1st time - I haven`t read ALL your posts..

Don`t frown!!
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Male 11
lol. i wouldnt say attacked as much as prodded.
but lol you gotta love Oktoberfest :D
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Female 80
ewwww he picked it up with this mouth! but if youre carrying the a dildo in your pocket then thats not that big a stretch
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Male 39,954
I love that! poke the cop with a vibrator.

poke

poke

hahahahha in the U.S. they`d have shot is ass, mistaking the vibrator for a weapon.
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Male 12,138
That was funny, until he picked it up in his mouth. THEN it jumped the border into hilarious. Brilliant.
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Female 246
totally worth it.
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Male 2,220
Call that a dildo? Thats not a dildo.

This is a dildo..


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Female 3,598
wasn`t an attack per se... more of a gentle prodding... but i guess "drunk guy gently prods police officer with an adult toy" sounds like pron so i can see the title change...
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Female 2,674
SPARTAKITTY:

Uh... me. Haha. Just kidding :)


Or am I?
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Male 223
*poke*
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Female 2,120
Who carries dildos around in their jackets?
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Male 2,056
dildo and a g string? what?
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Male 3,745
after reading the comments i now know...

but still...
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Male 3,745
da drat was he doing with an "adult toy" in the first place :|
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Female 1,515
xD I love how non-chalant they both were lol
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Female 2,674
What a strange police uniform. It`s like a track suit... I wonder if it has "tear away" pants?
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Female 137
i feel akward when i say this but he was kinda cute
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Female 527
i love how that officer just grabbed it without considering what might be on it.
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Female 52
Hehe :)
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Male 639
The fact that it was planned only proves this man`s massive cojones. If it were spontaneous then he didn`t bother to think about the consequences, he thought it through and continued. He is now my hero for life and I will never be able to live up the standard I have now set for myself.
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Female 105
I wouldn`t use the word `attacks`, Fancy...... more like probes...
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Female 535
I like how he just pokes him with it.
"Where`s the hole?"
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Male 2,441
And I thought I was the only one carrying that stuff with me...
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Male 351
"How do you say "fake and not funny" in German?"

anglemassbgotraped intheass withapinkdildo byadonkey.


thats how you say it.
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Male 122
The drunk guy ist a German comedian, and the toy is part of his standard equipment. From his side, the clip is staged.

The officer seems to be real and his reaction is authentic.

I wonder if he had the guts to try that stunt in NYC.
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Male 226
WTF? Don`t want to know.
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Male 496
We have a population of 300M+ people in the United States. According to the FBI, ~14M people were arrested in 2005. I think we can use that 14M as an ballpark for the number of arrests that take place in the USA every year. Of those 14M arrests per year, only the relatively few egregious ones make the news and are held up as examples of nationwide overzealous use of force by police officers. Anecdotes don`t constitute trends. Though I understand bashing the police is trendy.
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Male 1,196
that officer is patient. i would have punched him.
That guy was pretty funny though. I guess he just carries that stuff around with him all the time.
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Female 1,623
I bursted laughing when he picked up the dildo with his mouth, also, why the f*ck would you keep a dildo in your jacket?
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Male 5,194
[quote]Wait a minute, a guy poked a cop and the cop responded with reasonable force necessary to detain him instead of tazing, shooting and beating him to death with a billy club? Wtf is wrong with German police? YER DOIN IT WRONG.[/quote]
Yeah, what the hell, Germany?

1. Throw the guy to the ground, HARD. Doesn`t matter if it`s an eleven-year-old on a skateboard, just slam them to the pavement.

2. If they (or any bystanders) dare to PULL OUT A CAMERA you need to taser everyone or just start shooting because the situation has clearly gotten out of control.

3. Don`t bother to act civilized. Nobody will convict you, ever.
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Male 374
REMINDS ME OF BRUNO LOL
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Male 667
I was also very surprised that the drunk guy didn`t get an a$$ beating by the cop. That police officer, wutever country his from, was very nice.
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Female 17
Fake/planned or not, it takes balls to poke a cop with a pink dildo in a public place with his back turned.
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Male 1,587
I like you zombunny. =D Thinkin the same thing...
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Female 2,525
Wait a minute, a guy poked a cop and the cop responded with reasonable force necessary to detain him instead of tazing, shooting and beating him to death with a billy club? Wtf is wrong with German police? YER DOIN IT WRONG.
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Male 272
i agree with madest (as usual)
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Male 10,855
[quote]i loled the most when he put it in his mouth hahaha[/quote]

So did I, PWNED!
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Male 2,690
He didn`t attack him with it..he poked him with it and giggled :D
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Male 3,631
F*ck Pheeshy5 - when`s the last time it was USED, and upon WHOM!?

And Madest? I think that`s the 1st time you`ve been right about anything (withstanding slight exaggeration which in its comparative modesty was also mildly commendable). A+!
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Male 1,312
Gross, he put it in his mouth. Why does he carry that around and when is the last time that thing was cleaned?
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Female 474
i loled the most when he put it in his mouth hahaha
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Male 15,510
How do you say "fake and not funny" in German?
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Male 21
Link: Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With An Adult Toy [Rate Link] - Everything, even getting arrested, just seems so much more interesting in Germany.
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