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Date: 10/20/10 08:47 AM

68 Responses to Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With An Adult Toy

  1. Profile photo of vidoaiwa
    vidoaiwa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Link: Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With An Adult Toy - Everything, even getting arrested, just seems so much more interesting in Germany.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:56 am
    How do you say "fake and not funny" in German?
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:57 am
    i loled the most when he put it in his mouth hahaha
  4. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Gross, he put it in his mouth. Why does he carry that around and when is the last time that thing was cleaned?
  5. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 9:26 am
    F*ck Pheeshy5 - when`s the last time it was USED, and upon WHOM!?

    And Madest? I think that`s the 1st time you`ve been right about anything (withstanding slight exaggeration which in its comparative modesty was also mildly commendable). A+!
  6. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:36 am
    He didn`t attack him with it..he poked him with it and giggled :D
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 9:54 am
    i loled the most when he put it in his mouth hahaha

    So did I, PWNED!
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 9:58 am
    i agree with madest (as usual)
  9. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Wait a minute, a guy poked a cop and the cop responded with reasonable force necessary to detain him instead of tazing, shooting and beating him to death with a billy club? Wtf is wrong with German police? YER DOIN IT WRONG.
  10. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I like you zombunny. =D Thinkin the same thing...
  11. Profile photo of JustWrite
    JustWrite Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Fake/planned or not, it takes balls to poke a cop with a pink dildo in a public place with his back turned.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:42 am
    I was also very surprised that the drunk guy didn`t get an a$$ beating by the cop. That police officer, wutever country his from, was very nice.
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    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:51 am
    REMINDS ME OF BRUNO LOL
  14. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Wait a minute, a guy poked a cop and the cop responded with reasonable force necessary to detain him instead of tazing, shooting and beating him to death with a billy club? Wtf is wrong with German police? YER DOIN IT WRONG.
    Yeah, what the hell, Germany?

    1. Throw the guy to the ground, HARD. Doesn`t matter if it`s an eleven-year-old on a skateboard, just slam them to the pavement.

    2. If they (or any bystanders) dare to PULL OUT A CAMERA you need to taser everyone or just start shooting because the situation has clearly gotten out of control.

    3. Don`t bother to act civilized. Nobody will convict you, ever.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I bursted laughing when he picked up the dildo with his mouth, also, why the f*ck would you keep a dildo in your jacket?
  16. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 11:42 am
    that officer is patient. i would have punched him.
    That guy was pretty funny though. I guess he just carries that stuff around with him all the time.
  17. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:45 am
    We have a population of 300M+ people in the United States. According to the FBI, ~14M people were arrested in 2005. I think we can use that 14M as an ballpark for the number of arrests that take place in the USA every year. Of those 14M arrests per year, only the relatively few egregious ones make the news and are held up as examples of nationwide overzealous use of force by police officers. Anecdotes don`t constitute trends. Though I understand bashing the police is trendy.
  18. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 11:46 am
    WTF? Don`t want to know.
  19. Profile photo of k-two
    k-two Male 40-49
    122 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    The drunk guy ist a German comedian, and the toy is part of his standard equipment. From his side, the clip is staged.

    The officer seems to be real and his reaction is authentic.

    I wonder if he had the guts to try that stunt in NYC.
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "How do you say "fake and not funny" in German?"

    anglemassbgotraped intheass withapinkdildo byadonkey.


    thats how you say it.
  21. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    And I thought I was the only one carrying that stuff with me...
  22. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    I like how he just pokes him with it.
    "Where`s the hole?"
  23. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    I wouldn`t use the word `attacks`, Fancy...... more like probes...
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    The fact that it was planned only proves this man`s massive cojones. If it were spontaneous then he didn`t bother to think about the consequences, he thought it through and continued. He is now my hero for life and I will never be able to live up the standard I have now set for myself.
  25. Profile photo of annaXXBanana
    annaXXBanana Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Hehe :)
  26. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    i love how that officer just grabbed it without considering what might be on it.
  27. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    i feel akward when i say this but he was kinda cute
  28. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    What a strange police uniform. It`s like a track suit... I wonder if it has "tear away" pants?
  29. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    xD I love how non-chalant they both were lol
  30. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    da drat was he doing with an "adult toy" in the first place :|
  31. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    after reading the comments i now know...

    but still...
  32. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    dildo and a g string? what?
  33. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Who carries dildos around in their jackets?
  34. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    *poke*
  35. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    SPARTAKITTY:

    Uh... me. Haha. Just kidding :)


    Or am I?
  36. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    wasn`t an attack per se... more of a gentle prodding... but i guess "drunk guy gently prods police officer with an adult toy" sounds like pron so i can see the title change...
  37. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Call that a dildo? Thats not a dildo.

    This is a dildo..


  38. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    totally worth it.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    That was funny, until he picked it up in his mouth. THEN it jumped the border into hilarious. Brilliant.
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I love that! poke the cop with a vibrator.

    poke

    poke

    hahahahha in the U.S. they`d have shot is ass, mistaking the vibrator for a weapon.
  41. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    ewwww he picked it up with this mouth! but if youre carrying the a dildo in your pocket then thats not that big a stretch
  42. Profile photo of itzdapinoy
    itzdapinoy Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    lol. i wouldnt say attacked as much as prodded.
    but lol you gotta love Oktoberfest :D
  43. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Ok maybe not 1st time - I haven`t read ALL your posts..

    Don`t frown!!
  44. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    There`s no attack here. A gentle poke with something rounded and quite soft is not an attack. Maybe bring him in for being drunk and disorderly or something minor. Night in a cell to sleep it off, maybe.

    What happened next? Handcuffing a drunk and leaving them flopped on their back is a really bad idea.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Ah, found it. Night in a cell and 80 Euro fine for some sort of disorderly conduct in public offence, apparently. I`m relying on automated translation as I can`t read German.
  46. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Par te!
  47. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    October 20, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    pssh! that`s what i call tuesday.
  48. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
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    October 20, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    that was hilarious! ermm...wanna have a look at my pink dildo officer??
  49. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    I almost pissed myself seriously
    :-D
  50. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
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    October 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    That looked fake to me.
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    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    the youtube title is slicker
    just sayin
  52. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    "I`ll just hang on to that for later, thank you very much"
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Well that wasn`t really an attack. He kinda just poked him with it...

    ...Wait, why did he have that in his jacket pocket?
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    at first I was wondering why he was around a bunch of kids with a dildo in his pocket, but then he picked it up with his mouth and I didnt really care anymore lol
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    lol that guy was soooooooooo drunk
  56. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    this guy is my hero
  57. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Hero? More like a waste of skin
  58. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    That was ridiculously awesome. I like how he just gently poked him with it.
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    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    i have a feeling pedobear drugged the wrong beverages
  60. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    Lol. I like how he just casually pulled the dildo out. Like it was a normal thing to do.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Assaulted with a dildo probably sounds a lot worse on paper...I`d let the guy go if I were you mein Freund.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    October 21, 2010 at 1:05 am
    thank god he was not in the USA! poke it with a pink dildo XD
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    October 21, 2010 at 1:29 am
    I love when he picked it up in his mouth!

    LMAO!

    Totally hilarious.
  64. Profile photo of lanier67
    lanier67 Male 30-39
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    October 21, 2010 at 2:14 am
    sorry to break it to you, but the guy is an austrian comedian and it is fake
  65. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    October 21, 2010 at 7:00 am
    "...in the U.S. they`d have shot is ass,"

    Yep. Cuz cops here are "heros" dont you know. And if its Officer Bubbles, well your life would be ruined with some Assaulting an Officer charge.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Yes- I think it looked like a set up from when he got out the matching thong- but hilarious. Bet the policeman was trying not to laugh as well.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    I guess hes happy to see them!
  68. Profile photo of 53044
    53044 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Wait a minute. The old title was Drunk Guy Attacks Officer With A Dildo. Not an adult toy. also, i hate copyright claims so, drat kevingerwin.tv. drat you and all your... pussy wipped friends!

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