Dog Bites Man? How About Man Loves Car? [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 7 years ago in Weird

A lot... he loves his car A LOT.
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Female 5
...interesting...
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Female 32
:0. just :0
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Male 532
AUTOBOTS...ROLL OUT...SLOWLY....AND BACKWARDS.
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Male 151
Did anyone else notice the (unintended?) pun reading "his obsession was fueled as a child"?
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Male 255
a Trans... ha
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Male 107
Any Kids in the Hall fans here?

Apparently there is a lot more going on in automotive shops than you know.

Car Humpers
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Male 71
wow, and i thought it was hard telling my parents i`m gay...
"mum, dad, last night i raped th car"... i jst can`t even imagine where a conversation lyk tht cud go :-/
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Male 2,592
a few years ago, someone linked an entire documentary about people who like to have sex with there cars on here.
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Female 160
I had a friendly (Note: Only friendly) relationship with my computer, Sheila, a 2003 Dell. She died last week; I was very upset.
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Male 958
Dude I cant belive thats actually real.
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Male 6,693
And this fellow is breathing our air and eating our food.
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Male 235
He`s never kissed a girl before huh? ... shocking...
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Male 2,552
>Finwicket
That was probably the funniest comment in this context I`ve read. ^^

Also, I shudder at the thought of how creepy it`d be if he got to my Beetle.
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Male 371
He knows how to turn it on.
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Male 2,862
OMG hes having sex with KITT
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Male 1,287
When I first heard I`m In Love With My Car back in `80, I just thought the guy liked cars. This is slightly disturbing, but at least he`s not hurting anyone (except maybe his mom when she finds out.)
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Female 430
I think his mom was very proud when she read this article
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Male 239
I wonder if its dawned on him if he runs the engine cold as not to burn himself in the exhaust pipe, and being rear mounted he could remove the engine cover and tweak the throttle to get a blow job off the car...

Just a thought...

I should probably seek help.
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Male 1,256
THis is very similar to the 6 part documentary that was posted here at least a year ago, and the two guys featured in that both owned old VW Beetles. It`s actually a pretty good documentary.
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Male 240
LOL, I had a `67 bug that I LOVED. Just not that much...

On a related note, A bug generally has a narrow exhaust, about an inch in diameter. Make of that what you wil.
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Male 15,832
[quote]...I had penetrative sex with the eshaust pipe.[/quote]
So, he buggered his bug?
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Male 4,290
All these car-based puns, and nobody has made a dipstick joke yet? I am disappoint IAB.
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Male 92
Oh there`s a lot more where that came from:

My Car Is My Lover

I think the above link was posted on IAB a long time ago.
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Male 1,357
hmmmmm....
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Male 703
Herbie: Fully Loaded?
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Female 314
WOW
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Male 206
i beat off to feild and stream
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Female 223
Of course for the magazine, the fact that he is also now with a "boy" car (homosexuality AND promiscuity!) is more shocking that the fact he gets aroused by vehicles, I bet.
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Male 1,370
Guess he`s AUTOSEXUAL...No? Whatever.

But anyway. This guy should be put in a place...for a long time.
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Male 300
Yeah, we all bugger our cars here in MO, "obviously." The Arch is just a big cooter to us.
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Female 612
There are a handful of people out there with various forms of objectophilia. There`s that woman "married" to the Eiffel Tower a few years ago, and another who "married" the Berlin Wall in the 70s. I don`t think either of them can have sex with their objects, though....
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Male 511
He`s also doing a "boy" car? Does that make him bisexual?
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Male 93
...don`t they call this auto-eroticism?!!


Thank you...thank you...I`ll be here all week
Don`t forget to tip your waitress...and of course, try the veal...

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Male 93
"unsurprisingly,from Missouri, USA"

...I had a feeling before I even read this....
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Male 3,631
I once reached peak arousal to a copy of Ayn Rand`s "For the New Intellectual" while chatting on the phone to one of my estranged girlfriends. What does that make me?
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Male 196
He`ll be able to marry it soon.
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Female 246
that`s nice. how do you have sex with a car?
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Male 476
Maybe he is an objectum sexual?
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Male 494
His former girlfriends are:
Ford Escort - Too slutty.
Ford "Increase your" Tempo - It returned fire.
Chevy Silveranal - He wasn`t a "More to love" kind of guy.
Tranny sam - Also returned fire.
Toyota "Let me feel that" Prius - Had multiple personality disorder.
Chevy "What a" Volt. - Break-up due to shocking personality.
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Female 99
Well, at least the cars don`t juddge him for his crappy job.
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Female 166
How do we know those cars are consenting? And I`d like to know what year this trans am is... Seems it was conveniently left out. Possibly statutory rape?
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Male 40,226
this article gives a new meaning to the ford PROBE.... .

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Male 105
haha... ->TRANS<- am is the gay one, hehe
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Male 639
How the drat did he get a trans am for 200?
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Female 839
If this is a joke - it`s hilarious

If this isn`t a joke - it`s hilarious
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Female 200
.........................




no words can describe my feelings right now... o.O
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Male 634
*Looks at car.* Don`t even think about it.
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Female 676
Oh god, he`s from Missouri. I live in Missouri. Somebody just shoot me now.
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Female 803
GUHHHH... I get fetishes, and I`m sure we all have one, but REALLY?!
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Male 25,416
Wow, just wow! Lets hope it doesnt get pregnant!
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Male 5,626
Pussymobile?
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Male 221
MMMMM sexy exhaust pipe. ROFL! How sad...
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Male 678
I feel the same way about my blender........its a difficult relationship.
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Male 195
Rusty tailpipe sex leads to tetanus. Guaranteed.
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Male 4,290
Try this one and this one.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I love it... I open the links and Youtube says they are "blobked in your country on copyright grounds".

=really retarded...[/quote]
Hmm. Sorry about that, but I had no way of knowing since they`re definitely not blocked for UK residents.
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Male 2,796
"Yeah, found them. The Man With 19 Penises and The Boy With An Arse For A Face. They`re very similar to how the actual shows were presented, but with a laugh track and better commentary :P"

I love it... I open the links and Youtube says they are "blobked in your country on copyright grounds".

=really retarded...
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Female 2,120
I`m more of a Ferrari girl m`self.
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Male 2,159
I know the VW Beetle got the nickname "Love Bug", but come on!
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Male 301
Stay classy Jordan
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Male 4,290
Yeah, found them. The Man With 19 Penises and The Boy With An Arse For A Face. They`re very similar to how the actual shows were presented, but with a laugh track and better commentary :P
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Male 4,290
[quote]there is always weird stuff like this on BBC.[/quote]
This isn`t on the BBC, it`s on Channel Five. They had a whole season of shows like this - they called it "cutting edge" or some crap and made it out to be frank and educational, when really they were just going for shock value and laughing at the peoples` expense. The shows all had names like "The Woman Who Couldn`t Sit Down" and "The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Or Head" and stuff like that.
They did a good sketch spoofing it on That Mitchell and Webb Look, I`ll see if I can find it.
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Male 1,351
I hope for his happiness Ingo never leaves him `cause she wants a volvo in her vul... never mind.
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Female 1,329
Transformers everywhere beware of Mechaphiles.
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Male 1,442
Good thing he uses a condom with that 1963 Volkswagen Beetle. The love bug always sounded too much like STD`s to me.
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Female 327
This is an old story. There`s a documentary of both he and the other mechafile they mentioned on YouTube.
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Female 354
There was a woman on the Tyra Show who married the Eiffel tower.

It`s called "objectiphilia".
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Female 1,515
Aren`t exhaust pipes too wide? Anyways, I love how he sneaks outside in the middle of the night to bang his car....:\
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Male 3,745
im saving this picture and showing EVERYONE...
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Male 2,441
What the f*ck is wrong with this kid.
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Female 31
i thought my faith in humanity was at 0. This has proved me wrong
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Male 56
I think this is pretty interesting. Life would be easier if I had a romantic relationship with something inanimate, but i just don`t swing that way
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Male 605
f*ckin loser!
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Female 26
I always said I would do a tailpipe if I had a penis...and a hotpocket..and a bagel
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Female 515
there is always weird stuff like this on BBC. There was a docu about people loving and having sex with inanimate objects. Like the Eiffel tower and a carnival ferris wheel. People even marry objects...**CUKOO CUKOO**
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Male 483
I love how it points out he`s a virgin lmao
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Female 2,674
Huh. This is interesting. He`s like Mrs. Eiffel Tower. So does that mean mechaphiles is a subclass of ojbectophila?

I wonder if he read the book "Christine"...
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Male 2,796
So wait... this isn`t normal?? FFFFUUUUUUU!!

@Ancap: Take that picture of me down NOW!!
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Male 642
wait... it says "boy" car.. not "man" car.. is that black car underaged?
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Male 155
this is really really effed up guys. how in the hell can this crap be real?
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Male 397
Troll?
Plx?
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Female 682
condom or not....that tailpipe would still be pretty freakin` sharp or scratchy or generally painful
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Male 1,451
"I`m not ready to tell Mum yet"

But I have no problem telling a magazine...
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Male 769
as soon as I saw the caption I was almost dead certain that this guy was going to be a full on chav from Essex, but I was pleasantly surprised to see he was American.
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Male 15,510
I wonder if the girl who married the Eiffel tower already convince him to wear condom too
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Female 843
I`ve named my cars and I`ve found cars to be sexy, but he`s taken it a little too far
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Female 1,623
Well, at least he has good taste in cars, that Trans Am is awesome
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Female 1,803
By his vocabulary, he lives in Britain and has for a long time, but of course the author had to slip in that he`s from Missouri, USA at the end of the article. Like that has something to do with why he`s so strange, lol.
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Male 554
Well at least he won`t ever be arrested for underage sexual advances seeing how he only screws the Classic`s. LOL
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Male 621
Well thanks Jord, you`ve just set England back god knows how many years.
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Male 559
freak
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Male 12,365
He`s seriously weird...

Beetles aren`t sexy cars!
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Male 298
Does he have a high Sex Drive?
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Female 688
jesus christ. masturbating to car magazines?

it wouldn`t do for us all to be the same...
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Male 40,226
he better use a car-cover.
we don`t want any hybrids rolling around
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Male 96
herd about this kind of sh*t. there ones was a man who f*cked over 50 cars! started doin it when he was 12 or something LMAO!
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Male 270
omgomgomgomgomgomg!
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Female 9,584
Obviously he`s bi....
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Male 2,620
Link: Dog Bites Man? How About Man Loves Car? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A lot... he loves his car A LOT.
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