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Date: 10/18/10 10:36 AM

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  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Link: Dog Bites Man? How About Man Loves Car? - A lot... he loves his car A LOT.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Obviously he`s bi....
  3. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:46 am
    omgomgomgomgomgomg!
  4. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:48 am
    herd about this kind of sh*t. there ones was a man who f*cked over 50 cars! started doin it when he was 12 or something LMAO!
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:53 am
    he better use a car-cover.
    we don`t want any hybrids rolling around
  6. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
    jesus christ. masturbating to car magazines?

    it wouldn`t do for us all to be the same...
  7. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Does he have a high Sex Drive?
  8. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:02 am
    He`s seriously weird...

    Beetles aren`t sexy cars!
  9. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:06 am
    freak
  10. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Well thanks Jord, you`ve just set England back god knows how many years.
  11. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Well at least he won`t ever be arrested for underage sexual advances seeing how he only screws the Classic`s. LOL
  12. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
    By his vocabulary, he lives in Britain and has for a long time, but of course the author had to slip in that he`s from Missouri, USA at the end of the article. Like that has something to do with why he`s so strange, lol.
  13. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Well, at least he has good taste in cars, that Trans Am is awesome
  14. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:22 am
    I`ve named my cars and I`ve found cars to be sexy, but he`s taken it a little too far
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I wonder if the girl who married the Eiffel tower already convince him to wear condom too
  16. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:37 am
    as soon as I saw the caption I was almost dead certain that this guy was going to be a full on chav from Essex, but I was pleasantly surprised to see he was American.
  17. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
    "I`m not ready to tell Mum yet"

    But I have no problem telling a magazine...
  18. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:44 am
    condom or not....that tailpipe would still be pretty freakin` sharp or scratchy or generally painful
  19. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Troll?
    Plx?
  20. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:45 am
    this is really really effed up guys. how in the hell can this crap be real?
  21. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:49 am
    wait... it says "boy" car.. not "man" car.. is that black car underaged?
  22. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:51 am
    So wait... this isn`t normal?? FFFFUUUUUUU!!

    @Ancap: Take that picture of me down NOW!!
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Huh. This is interesting. He`s like Mrs. Eiffel Tower. So does that mean mechaphiles is a subclass of ojbectophila?

    I wonder if he read the book "Christine"...
  24. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    I love how it points out he`s a virgin lmao
  25. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    there is always weird stuff like this on BBC. There was a docu about people loving and having sex with inanimate objects. Like the Eiffel tower and a carnival ferris wheel. People even marry objects...**CUKOO CUKOO**
  26. Profile photo of pooki3
    pooki3 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    I always said I would do a tailpipe if I had a penis...and a hotpocket..and a bagel
  27. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    f*ckin loser!
  28. Profile photo of doriansilver
    doriansilver Male 18-29
    56 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I think this is pretty interesting. Life would be easier if I had a romantic relationship with something inanimate, but i just don`t swing that way
  29. Profile photo of BlooGreen
    BlooGreen Female 18-29
    31 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    i thought my faith in humanity was at 0. This has proved me wrong
  30. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    What the f*ck is wrong with this kid.
  31. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    im saving this picture and showing EVERYONE...
  32. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Aren`t exhaust pipes too wide? Anyways, I love how he sneaks outside in the middle of the night to bang his car....:\
  33. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    There was a woman on the Tyra Show who married the Eiffel tower.

    It`s called "objectiphilia".
  34. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    This is an old story. There`s a documentary of both he and the other mechafile they mentioned on YouTube.
  35. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Good thing he uses a condom with that 1963 Volkswagen Beetle. The love bug always sounded too much like STD`s to me.
  36. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1246 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Transformers everywhere beware of Mechaphiles.
  37. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I hope for his happiness Ingo never leaves him `cause she wants a volvo in her vul... never mind.
  38. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    there is always weird stuff like this on BBC.
    This isn`t on the BBC, it`s on Channel Five. They had a whole season of shows like this - they called it "cutting edge" or some crap and made it out to be frank and educational, when really they were just going for shock value and laughing at the peoples` expense. The shows all had names like "The Woman Who Couldn`t Sit Down" and "The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Or Head" and stuff like that.
    They did a good sketch spoofing it on That Mitchell and Webb Look, I`ll see if I can find it.
  39. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Yeah, found them. The Man With 19 Penises and The Boy With An Arse For A Face. They`re very similar to how the actual shows were presented, but with a laugh track and better commentary :P
  40. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Stay classy Jordan
  41. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    I know the VW Beetle got the nickname "Love Bug", but come on!
  42. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    I`m more of a Ferrari girl m`self.
  43. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    "Yeah, found them. The Man With 19 Penises and The Boy With An Arse For A Face. They`re very similar to how the actual shows were presented, but with a laugh track and better commentary :P"

    I love it... I open the links and Youtube says they are "blobked in your country on copyright grounds".

    =really retarded...
  44. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    I love it... I open the links and Youtube says they are "blobked in your country on copyright grounds".

    =really retarded...
    Hmm. Sorry about that, but I had no way of knowing since they`re definitely not blocked for UK residents.
  45. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Try this one and this one.
  46. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Rusty tailpipe sex leads to tetanus. Guaranteed.
  47. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I feel the same way about my blender........its a difficult relationship.
  48. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    MMMMM sexy exhaust pipe. ROFL! How sad...
  49. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Pussymobile?
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Wow, just wow! Lets hope it doesnt get pregnant!
  51. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    GUHHHH... I get fetishes, and I`m sure we all have one, but REALLY?!
  52. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Oh god, he`s from Missouri. I live in Missouri. Somebody just shoot me now.
  53. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    *Looks at car.* Don`t even think about it.
  54. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    .........................




    no words can describe my feelings right now... o.O
  55. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    If this is a joke - it`s hilarious

    If this isn`t a joke - it`s hilarious
  56. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    How the drat did he get a trans am for 200?
  57. Profile photo of panda4298
    panda4298 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    haha... ->TRANS<- am is the gay one, hehe
  58. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    this article gives a new meaning to the ford PROBE.... .

  59. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    How do we know those cars are consenting? And I`d like to know what year this trans am is... Seems it was conveniently left out. Possibly statutory rape?
  60. Profile photo of frajola
    frajola Female 18-29
    99 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Well, at least the cars don`t juddge him for his crappy job.
  61. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    His former girlfriends are:
    Ford Escort - Too slutty.
    Ford "Increase your" Tempo - It returned fire.
    Chevy Silveranal - He wasn`t a "More to love" kind of guy.
    Tranny sam - Also returned fire.
    Toyota "Let me feel that" Prius - Had multiple personality disorder.
    Chevy "What a" Volt. - Break-up due to shocking personality.
  62. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Maybe he is an objectum sexual?
  63. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    that`s nice. how do you have sex with a car?
  64. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    He`ll be able to marry it soon.
  65. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    I once reached peak arousal to a copy of Ayn Rand`s "For the New Intellectual" while chatting on the phone to one of my estranged girlfriends. What does that make me?
  66. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    "unsurprisingly,from Missouri, USA"

    ...I had a feeling before I even read this....
  67. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    ...don`t they call this auto-eroticism?!!


    Thank you...thank you...I`ll be here all week
    Don`t forget to tip your waitress...and of course, try the veal...

  68. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    He`s also doing a "boy" car? Does that make him bisexual?
  69. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    There are a handful of people out there with various forms of objectophilia. There`s that woman "married" to the Eiffel Tower a few years ago, and another who "married" the Berlin Wall in the 70s. I don`t think either of them can have sex with their objects, though....
  70. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Yeah, we all bugger our cars here in MO, "obviously." The Arch is just a big cooter to us.
  71. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Guess he`s AUTOSEXUAL...No? Whatever.

    But anyway. This guy should be put in a place...for a long time.
  72. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Of course for the magazine, the fact that he is also now with a "boy" car (homosexuality AND promiscuity!) is more shocking that the fact he gets aroused by vehicles, I bet.
  73. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    i beat off to feild and stream
  74. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    WOW
  75. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Herbie: Fully Loaded?
  76. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    hmmmmm....
  77. Profile photo of Yosemine
    Yosemine Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Oh there`s a lot more where that came from:

    My Car Is My Lover

    I think the above link was posted on IAB a long time ago.
  78. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    All these car-based puns, and nobody has made a dipstick joke yet? I am disappoint IAB.
  79. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    ...I had penetrative sex with the eshaust pipe.
    So, he buggered his bug?
  80. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    LOL, I had a `67 bug that I LOVED. Just not that much...

    On a related note, A bug generally has a narrow exhaust, about an inch in diameter. Make of that what you wil.
  81. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    THis is very similar to the 6 part documentary that was posted here at least a year ago, and the two guys featured in that both owned old VW Beetles. It`s actually a pretty good documentary.
  82. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    I wonder if its dawned on him if he runs the engine cold as not to burn himself in the exhaust pipe, and being rear mounted he could remove the engine cover and tweak the throttle to get a blow job off the car...

    Just a thought...

    I should probably seek help.
  83. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 4:35 am
    I think his mom was very proud when she read this article
  84. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 5:48 am
    When I first heard I`m In Love With My Car back in `80, I just thought the guy liked cars. This is slightly disturbing, but at least he`s not hurting anyone (except maybe his mom when she finds out.)
  85. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:54 am
    OMG hes having sex with KITT
  86. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 9:04 am
    He knows how to turn it on.
  87. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 10:32 am
    >Finwicket
    That was probably the funniest comment in this context I`ve read. ^^

    Also, I shudder at the thought of how creepy it`d be if he got to my Beetle.
  88. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 11:21 am
    He`s never kissed a girl before huh? ... shocking...
  89. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    And this fellow is breathing our air and eating our food.
  90. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Dude I cant belive thats actually real.
  91. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I had a friendly (Note: Only friendly) relationship with my computer, Sheila, a 2003 Dell. She died last week; I was very upset.
  92. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    a few years ago, someone linked an entire documentary about people who like to have sex with there cars on here.
  93. Profile photo of jdee89
    jdee89 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 8:01 am
    wow, and i thought it was hard telling my parents i`m gay...
    "mum, dad, last night i raped th car"... i jst can`t even imagine where a conversation lyk tht cud go :-/
  94. Profile photo of tathagata76
    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Any Kids in the Hall fans here?

    Apparently there is a lot more going on in automotive shops than you know.

    Car Humpers
  95. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:19 am
    a Trans... ha
  96. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Did anyone else notice the (unintended?) pun reading "his obsession was fueled as a child"?
  97. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    October 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    AUTOBOTS...ROLL OUT...SLOWLY....AND BACKWARDS.
  98. Profile photo of Aoooogh
    Aoooogh Female 13-17
    32 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 7:04 am
    :0. just :0
  99. Profile photo of JuliaP
    JuliaP Female 18-29
    5 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
    ...interesting...

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