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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Link: David Morgan Has It All Figured Out - Sure, we mock him, but who`s happier? You and us or David Morgan?
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    Tomi Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:54 am
    This guy is my new idol.
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:59 am
    The ones who are happiest are those who can balance both relationships and World of Warcraft. They are the masters of the universe.
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    Salamander Female 18-29
    7 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Urm. Sure it`s a him?
  5. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:03 am
    he`s doomed :C
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    genbadger Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:04 am
    This is very sad and pathetic. What has this world come to? I will have deep respect for anyone who has an epic water gun fight in the server room at WoW.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:06 am
    He probably goes through a lot of lotion and tissues
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:12 am
    ding! my hunter just reached level 51 :D of course, my boyfriend`s level 80 mage could totally kick my ass....it`s not pathetic, it`s fun!
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    At least he`ll never have to pay alimony.

    There`s not alimony in WoW, is there?
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    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    This is not sad and pathetic at all. Not everyone in the world needs a mate to be happy. Some people just like to have their space be THEIR space. If he`s happy playing WoW, how is that sad at all? Seems to me what`s sad is that some people expect the world to have the same expectations and beliefs that they do, regardless of a little something called reality.
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:17 am
    @PsychGeek: Oh, no - I was hoping that behind that picture of a depressed rabbit there was a sexy southerner who made excellent crawfish etoufee but lo and behold it`s just another dork. Next fantasy: what do we think this @Salamander chick looks like?
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:18 am
    genbadger - I`ll give you a crisp new $1 bill if you can find anyone on this earth whose ideal lifestyle matches yours exactly. And just to give you a head start, it`s not me... I find yours pretty sad and pathetic just from this 1 post.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:33 am
    of course, he is usually alt-tabbing to mozilla, where his homepage is pornhub every other hour or so....
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    ckelly32 Male 40-49
    11 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:34 am
    There`s a difference between "needs a mate" and "can`t get a mate" cause you live in your Mom`s basement with your Star Trek action figure collection.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
    hahaha this is so pathetic. People get WAY too into WOW and other such games. I love my mmorpgs but eventually you gotta come back to reality, sorry. But hey, at least this is one dude who won`t have his comp smashed or his characters deleted by a vengeful girlfriend.
  16. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:37 am
    @ sirrix:

    maybe i`m a sexy southern cook who plays WoW while her crawfish etoufee is cooking. think about that, eh?
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    Selfluminous Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "i`m single and i feel that relationships are completely unnecessary" sure when you are really hot you don`t want to be tied down in one relationship. One night stands and playing Wow is the only way you can achieve true happiness.
    Lolol
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:39 am
    See, I don`t have a problem with stuff like this. There are many, many people who have their priorities in life embarrasingly wrong. What I have a problem with exactly are those that are unwise enough in this day and age of instant media, that proclaim these character flaws to the world.

    Things that people put on facebook, online, youtube or even dumb articles like this can ruin your effing life and follow you around forever. Parents need to teach their kids this stuff before they run off and say stupid poo like this and it goes on record.
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    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
    "of course, he is usually alt-tabbing to mozilla, where his homepage is pornhub every other hour or so...."

    You just make me LOL in a library. You bastard.

    XD
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    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:45 am
    You know, if this guy is happy with his life just let him be. I enjoy the company of a woman and the experience, companionship and love it offers to my life. But I have seen many 70 year old men who never have experienced that and couldn`t be happier with how their life ended up. What ever floats this guys boat as long as it really makes him happy.

    If he is trying to come up with a reason as to why he is single, then that is just lame.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    translation: "I just say that `cause no one would go out with me anyway"
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Do your thang, David :)
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:49 am
    On the other hand, the very fact that he exists at all is probably due to a relationship.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:50 am
    ckelly32 - there nothing wrong with living him my...his - His mom`s basement.

    And don`t dis Star Trek either!
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
    @PsychGeek: You can`t ignore the crawfish like that. If you were a sexy southern cook you`d know that for sure.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:56 am
    "The ones who are happiest are those who can balance both relationships and World of Warcraft. They are the masters of the universe."

    balancing ANYTHING with WoW makes you the master of the universe...that game eats your soul...
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:00 am
    I just want to jump in on this flame war. To the people defending this kid: No one is saying that being single or celibate is awful. However, this kid identified World of Warcraft as his "purpose in life." That is objectively a terrible "purpose" as it contributes nothing to society and will result in his skin being permanently tinted by Cheeto dust.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:01 am
    I don`t even have words to describe how wrong he is
    still, w/e floats your boat.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:11 am
    okay okay sirrix, you`ve blown my cover. i`m not a sexy southern cook, i`d much prefer freshly caught hardshell crabs from the eastern shore to southern food any day of the week.

    but i`m still sexy. and i can cook :) so it still fits!
  30. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:14 am
    "there nothing wrong with living him my...his - His mom`s basement."

    :) That made me chuckle.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:30 am
    I bet he loves Cheetoes.
  32. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:31 am
    @PsychGeek: Ok, ok. You`re going to have to post a picture of those crabs, though.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:35 am
    I`d be all for it if you replace World of Warcraft with something legitimately productive. It`s like saying "my life passion is playing chess." Even if you`re the best at it, it still accomplishes nothing.
  34. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
    "I just want to jump in on this flame war. To the people defending this kid: No one is saying that being single or celibate is awful. However, this kid identified World of Warcraft as his "purpose in life." That is objectively a terrible "purpose" as it contributes nothing to society and will result in his skin being permanently tinted by Cheeto dust.:

    Let`s be honest with ourselves for a moment. Does anyone here really have any divine purpose? So you work at Reebok, or you`re a CEO, or you`re the president?

    All forgotten eventually, and all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Let someone embrace their hedonistic indulgence.

    Not saying I would do it, but it`s not like there is any real destination, or point in life.
  35. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:42 am
    @SprinkZ: If you`re really going to make a nihilist argument, then you`d be arguing that no one should have a "purpose" in their life at all. My argument is that if you`re going to not be nihilistic and you`re going to choose a "purpose," it should be one that actually contributes to something in some way. I have no idea why "Reebok" or "CEO" are the two things you think of when you think of contributing to society (read: seek therapy) but my reason for being doesn`t consist of playing a game (or reading the same book over and over again or playing with action figures for 11 hours a day, etc., etc.)
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Bet you he`s an Alliance. Damn Alliance...
  37. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:48 am
    ding! my hunter just reached level 51 :D of course, my boyfriend`s level 80 mage could totally kick my ass....it`s not pathetic, it`s fun!

    ---

    Congrats on 51! My husband and I both have level 80s. I`m an spriest and he`s a retri pally. We own face. lol
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Good for him. He has a passion in life, which makes him better off than many people.

    Sure, it`s ultimately a pointless purpose that contributes nothing to humanity. Judged objectively, almost everyone`s life is pointless and contributes nothing to humanity. Yes, including mine.

    No doubt some people will bring up having children. Great. You`ve made another generation of people whose lives will be objectively pointless and contribute nothing to society. Tiny woo.

    The only point to almost everyone`s life is the value it has to them. Having a passion is something. It doesn`t matter whether it`s for racing cars, rambling, WoW, whatever. It`s ultimately pointless anyway, so all that matters is how much it matters to you.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:48 am
    "Bet you he`s an Alliance. Damn Alliance..."
    We have a winner.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
    People need to learn the difference between vocation and avocation. Not everyone`s "day job" revolves around their passion.
  41. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 11:58 am
    @ OmgZelda:

    congrats!!! your characters really are awesome :)
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    so stereotypical, it`s funny.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    David morgan isnt gonna get any!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Who is happier, me or David Morgan? Me. I`m married. My wife cooks meals for me and we have sex regularly. And my kids are finally old enough to play video games with me so we do that, too.

    Being single and celibate is, in fact, awful since having loving relationships with human beings is probably the best thing in the universe.

    Do I have a passion or purpose in life? Yes, and it definitely isn`t my job. It is my family, my kids, and it is very fulfilling.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    "I`d be all for it if you replace World of Warcraft with something legitimately productive."

    Playing WoW produces many things. It produces data, several kinds of experience, and knowledge.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Lando, your purpose in life is your family and kids?

    They exist. Your purpose is fulfilled. You can die now.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    HAHAHA I am the master of the...

    HEY!! knock before you come in!!!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    One day he is going to regret that.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    @sirrix

    now I want crawfish etouffee. Damn you. Crawfish season is over and I don`t feel like getting it at a restaurant or buying pre-cooked crawfish; I like my recipe and it calls for live crawfish. :( Looks like I`ll have to settle for redfish pontchartrain
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    He didn`t mention is other passion, masturbation, but then again that is probably implied in the message.
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    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    He might have been framed...
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Wow. I mean, I like WoW and I honestly wish my boyfriend played, but there`s a point at which you just need to stop. He went past that point a LOOONG time ago. Hey, he`s probably really popular on his realm, though....
  53. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    @PsychGeek

    hehe Thanks! Hunters are fun! I love leveling mine!

    I`m not a mage girl, though. I had one for about 20 levels and deleted it. xD
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Sorry, David Morgan, but p*ssy will always be better than World of Warcraft.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Awe Zelda, you should give mages a chance. After 4.0.1, we own just as much if not more face than everyone else. I want to see if my spriest friend who got me into wow can beat me now.

    Pallies took the short end of the stick on that one though. My condolences to your husband.

    Sorry pooptart, I`d have to agree with David Morgan; there are a lot of things better than "p*ssy". One of them being a cheese fry platter.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Agreed Poop. He needs to experience it
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Needs to cut his hair and get a suit. Guess mom and dad flushed their money down on his degree. Bet he`s still home in ten years unemployed.
  58. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "Sirrix: blah blah blah"

    I used them as examples--not as things that I actually believe are intrinsic to purpose. This is a pissing match you are going to indubitably lose.

    So what is your ARBITRARY definition of purpose? Helping starving people (see: delaying their inevitable death)? Charity work (see: delaying their inevitable death)? Massage therapy (see: delaying inevitable agony)? etc. etc. There is no reason or purpose. I am an existentialist on my best days, a nihilist on my worst. What this person does with their little flash of existence isn`t very relative to anything. Not like we really affect anything at large, and it`s hard to say that everything we experience isn`t just a very fascinating, yet deceiving simulation. The conscious event could be nothing more than complex networks of causality. Smoke on that.
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Bravo sprinkz :D
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    I`m with Lando on this one. I could`t imagine dedicating myself to my hobby ultimately making it so that I couldn`t pursue a relationship.
    But then again I`m the kind of person that can`t wait to settle down, buy a place, and raise a family.
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    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I love video games as much as the next girl, but I would take a nice round of mattress tag over Zelda any day. (and I love Zelda)
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Edit on things that are better than sex:

    This.
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    RubixCuban Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    @Linkenberger

    indeed
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    @Linkenberger
    That was the best thing I`ve seen on I-A-B today.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    @Linkenberger, I just might! And yeah, they totally nerfed pallies. Hubby`s pissed! :P

    I love my spriest though. She`s got a certain...je ne sais pas. xD

    I can`t say there`s anything *better* than sex, but there are some things pretty equal to it...like tiramisu, for example. xD
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    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    SPriests are OP. WTB Aspect of the PvP before December. Kiting suck now. QQ

    And for the half of IAB that has no grasp of what I just said, let`s say it`s an agreement with David Morgan and call it a day.
  67. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    But I need you David! I lust after you like a schoolgirl!
  68. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Spriests are the bomb. <3
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    dreambrother Male 18-29
    102 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Sour grapes, David?
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    At least he`s honest about it. :\
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    i thought it was a girl, and they`d got the pictures mixed up... until i read the last sentence -.-
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    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:09 am
    Wow.
  73. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:28 am
    Webb03, You missed the cap`s. It`s "WoW".

    Rock on David. Stick it to the wo-man!
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Webb03, You missed the cap`s. It`s "WoW".

    Rock on David. Stick it to the wo-man!
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    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 5:03 am
    What is this an advert for?! lol
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    misskarlie Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 9:42 am
    ew.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Hilarious! Poor guy.


    Hmmm...I wonder if the server maintenance is gonna be extended in 22mins?!
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    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    She shore have a purdy mouth! oh wait.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    I think someone is a virgin...
  80. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 26, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Is that a girl? David`s still a boys name, right? let`s all play wow an join guides an larp ladies an germs
  81. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 3:52 am
    |-( poor thing they should consider put him to down, it would ease his pain
  82. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Hey, if that makes him happy, good for him. xD
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    Keirris Male 18-29
    15 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Dude Thats A Chick

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