David Morgan Has It All Figured Out [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Sure, we mock him, but who"s happier? You and us or David Morgan?
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Male 15
Dude Thats A Chick
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Female 281
Hey, if that makes him happy, good for him. xD
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Male 3,076
|-( poor thing they should consider put him to down, it would ease his pain
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Male 208
Is that a girl? David`s still a boys name, right? let`s all play wow an join guides an larp ladies an germs
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Female 1,101
I think someone is a virgin...
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Male 131
She shore have a purdy mouth! oh wait.
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Male 2,690
Hilarious! Poor guy.


Hmmm...I wonder if the server maintenance is gonna be extended in 22mins?!
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Female 58
ew.
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Male 151
What is this an advert for?! lol
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Male 759
Webb03, You missed the cap`s. It`s "WoW".

Rock on David. Stick it to the wo-man!
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Male 759
Webb03, You missed the cap`s. It`s "WoW".

Rock on David. Stick it to the wo-man!
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Female 166
Wow.
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Male 1,357
i thought it was a girl, and they`d got the pictures mixed up... until i read the last sentence -.-
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Male 1,882
At least he`s honest about it. :\
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Male 102
Sour grapes, David?
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Female 1,593
Spriests are the bomb. <3
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Female 2,120
But I need you David! I lust after you like a schoolgirl!
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Male 322
SPriests are OP. WTB Aspect of the PvP before December. Kiting suck now. QQ

And for the half of IAB that has no grasp of what I just said, let`s say it`s an agreement with David Morgan and call it a day.
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Female 1,593
@Linkenberger, I just might! And yeah, they totally nerfed pallies. Hubby`s pissed! :P

I love my spriest though. She`s got a certain...je ne sais pas. xD

I can`t say there`s anything *better* than sex, but there are some things pretty equal to it...like tiramisu, for example. xD
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Male 2,436
@Linkenberger
That was the best thing I`ve seen on I-A-B today.
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Male 99
@Linkenberger

indeed
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Male 1,164
Edit on things that are better than sex:

This.
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Female 200
I love video games as much as the next girl, but I would take a nice round of mattress tag over Zelda any day. (and I love Zelda)
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Male 975
I`m with Lando on this one. I could`t imagine dedicating myself to my hobby ultimately making it so that I couldn`t pursue a relationship.
But then again I`m the kind of person that can`t wait to settle down, buy a place, and raise a family.
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Male 683
Bravo sprinkz :D
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Male 2,309
"Sirrix: blah blah blah"

I used them as examples--not as things that I actually believe are intrinsic to purpose. This is a pissing match you are going to indubitably lose.

So what is your ARBITRARY definition of purpose? Helping starving people (see: delaying their inevitable death)? Charity work (see: delaying their inevitable death)? Massage therapy (see: delaying inevitable agony)? etc. etc. There is no reason or purpose. I am an existentialist on my best days, a nihilist on my worst. What this person does with their little flash of existence isn`t very relative to anything. Not like we really affect anything at large, and it`s hard to say that everything we experience isn`t just a very fascinating, yet deceiving simulation. The conscious event could be nothing more than complex networks of causality. Smoke on that.
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Male 2,402
Needs to cut his hair and get a suit. Guess mom and dad flushed their money down on his degree. Bet he`s still home in ten years unemployed.
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Male 2,441
Agreed Poop. He needs to experience it
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Male 1,164
Awe Zelda, you should give mages a chance. After 4.0.1, we own just as much if not more face than everyone else. I want to see if my spriest friend who got me into wow can beat me now.

Pallies took the short end of the stick on that one though. My condolences to your husband.

Sorry pooptart, I`d have to agree with David Morgan; there are a lot of things better than "p*ssy". One of them being a cheese fry platter.
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Male 2,440
Sorry, David Morgan, but p*ssy will always be better than World of Warcraft.
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Female 1,593
@PsychGeek

hehe Thanks! Hunters are fun! I love leveling mine!

I`m not a mage girl, though. I had one for about 20 levels and deleted it. xD
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Female 612
Wow. I mean, I like WoW and I honestly wish my boyfriend played, but there`s a point at which you just need to stop. He went past that point a LOOONG time ago. Hey, he`s probably really popular on his realm, though....
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Male 506
He might have been framed...
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Male 2,085
He didn`t mention is other passion, masturbation, but then again that is probably implied in the message.
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Male 1,287
@sirrix

now I want crawfish etouffee. Damn you. Crawfish season is over and I don`t feel like getting it at a restaurant or buying pre-cooked crawfish; I like my recipe and it calls for live crawfish. :( Looks like I`ll have to settle for redfish pontchartrain
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Female 9,572
One day he is going to regret that.
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Male 14,331
HAHAHA I am the master of the...

HEY!! knock before you come in!!!
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Male 1,184
Lando, your purpose in life is your family and kids?

They exist. Your purpose is fulfilled. You can die now.
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Male 1,184
"I`d be all for it if you replace World of Warcraft with something legitimately productive."

Playing WoW produces many things. It produces data, several kinds of experience, and knowledge.
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Male 3,842
Who is happier, me or David Morgan? Me. I`m married. My wife cooks meals for me and we have sex regularly. And my kids are finally old enough to play video games with me so we do that, too.

Being single and celibate is, in fact, awful since having loving relationships with human beings is probably the best thing in the universe.

Do I have a passion or purpose in life? Yes, and it definitely isn`t my job. It is my family, my kids, and it is very fulfilling.
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Male 25,416
David morgan isnt gonna get any!
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Male 1,081
so stereotypical, it`s funny.
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Female 1,798
@ OmgZelda:

congrats!!! your characters really are awesome :)
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Male 1,287
People need to learn the difference between vocation and avocation. Not everyone`s "day job" revolves around their passion.
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Male 4,680
"Bet you he`s an Alliance. Damn Alliance..."
We have a winner.
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Male 12,365
Good for him. He has a passion in life, which makes him better off than many people.

Sure, it`s ultimately a pointless purpose that contributes nothing to humanity. Judged objectively, almost everyone`s life is pointless and contributes nothing to humanity. Yes, including mine.

No doubt some people will bring up having children. Great. You`ve made another generation of people whose lives will be objectively pointless and contribute nothing to society. Tiny woo.

The only point to almost everyone`s life is the value it has to them. Having a passion is something. It doesn`t matter whether it`s for racing cars, rambling, WoW, whatever. It`s ultimately pointless anyway, so all that matters is how much it matters to you.

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Female 1,593
ding! my hunter just reached level 51 :D of course, my boyfriend`s level 80 mage could totally kick my ass....it`s not pathetic, it`s fun!

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Congrats on 51! My husband and I both have level 80s. I`m an spriest and he`s a retri pally. We own face. lol
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Female 1,593
Bet you he`s an Alliance. Damn Alliance...
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Male 210
@SprinkZ: If you`re really going to make a nihilist argument, then you`d be arguing that no one should have a "purpose" in their life at all. My argument is that if you`re going to not be nihilistic and you`re going to choose a "purpose," it should be one that actually contributes to something in some way. I have no idea why "Reebok" or "CEO" are the two things you think of when you think of contributing to society (read: seek therapy) but my reason for being doesn`t consist of playing a game (or reading the same book over and over again or playing with action figures for 11 hours a day, etc., etc.)
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Male 2,309
"I just want to jump in on this flame war. To the people defending this kid: No one is saying that being single or celibate is awful. However, this kid identified World of Warcraft as his "purpose in life." That is objectively a terrible "purpose" as it contributes nothing to society and will result in his skin being permanently tinted by Cheeto dust.:

Let`s be honest with ourselves for a moment. Does anyone here really have any divine purpose? So you work at Reebok, or you`re a CEO, or you`re the president?

All forgotten eventually, and all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Let someone embrace their hedonistic indulgence.

Not saying I would do it, but it`s not like there is any real destination, or point in life.
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Female 3,562
I`d be all for it if you replace World of Warcraft with something legitimately productive. It`s like saying "my life passion is playing chess." Even if you`re the best at it, it still accomplishes nothing.
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Male 210
@PsychGeek: Ok, ok. You`re going to have to post a picture of those crabs, though.
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Male 6,693
I bet he loves Cheetoes.
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Female 2,674
"there nothing wrong with living him my...his - His mom`s basement."

:) That made me chuckle.
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Female 1,798
okay okay sirrix, you`ve blown my cover. i`m not a sexy southern cook, i`d much prefer freshly caught hardshell crabs from the eastern shore to southern food any day of the week.

but i`m still sexy. and i can cook :) so it still fits!
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Female 3,001
I don`t even have words to describe how wrong he is
still, w/e floats your boat.
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Male 210
I just want to jump in on this flame war. To the people defending this kid: No one is saying that being single or celibate is awful. However, this kid identified World of Warcraft as his "purpose in life." That is objectively a terrible "purpose" as it contributes nothing to society and will result in his skin being permanently tinted by Cheeto dust.
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Male 3,745
"The ones who are happiest are those who can balance both relationships and World of Warcraft. They are the masters of the universe."

balancing ANYTHING with WoW makes you the master of the universe...that game eats your soul...
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Male 210
@PsychGeek: You can`t ignore the crawfish like that. If you were a sexy southern cook you`d know that for sure.
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Male 39,929
ckelly32 - there nothing wrong with living him my...his - His mom`s basement.

And don`t dis Star Trek either!
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Male 416
On the other hand, the very fact that he exists at all is probably due to a relationship.
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Female 2,674
Do your thang, David :)
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Male 39,929
translation: "I just say that `cause no one would go out with me anyway"
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Male 234
You know, if this guy is happy with his life just let him be. I enjoy the company of a woman and the experience, companionship and love it offers to my life. But I have seen many 70 year old men who never have experienced that and couldn`t be happier with how their life ended up. What ever floats this guys boat as long as it really makes him happy.

If he is trying to come up with a reason as to why he is single, then that is just lame.
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Female 96
"of course, he is usually alt-tabbing to mozilla, where his homepage is pornhub every other hour or so...."

You just make me LOL in a library. You bastard.

XD
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Male 2,796
See, I don`t have a problem with stuff like this. There are many, many people who have their priorities in life embarrasingly wrong. What I have a problem with exactly are those that are unwise enough in this day and age of instant media, that proclaim these character flaws to the world.

Things that people put on facebook, online, youtube or even dumb articles like this can ruin your effing life and follow you around forever. Parents need to teach their kids this stuff before they run off and say stupid poo like this and it goes on record.
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Male 86
"i`m single and i feel that relationships are completely unnecessary" sure when you are really hot you don`t want to be tied down in one relationship. One night stands and playing Wow is the only way you can achieve true happiness.
Lolol
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Female 1,798
@ sirrix:

maybe i`m a sexy southern cook who plays WoW while her crawfish etoufee is cooking. think about that, eh?
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Female 1,203
hahaha this is so pathetic. People get WAY too into WOW and other such games. I love my mmorpgs but eventually you gotta come back to reality, sorry. But hey, at least this is one dude who won`t have his comp smashed or his characters deleted by a vengeful girlfriend.
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Male 11
There`s a difference between "needs a mate" and "can`t get a mate" cause you live in your Mom`s basement with your Star Trek action figure collection.
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Male 900
of course, he is usually alt-tabbing to mozilla, where his homepage is pornhub every other hour or so....
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Female 347
genbadger - I`ll give you a crisp new $1 bill if you can find anyone on this earth whose ideal lifestyle matches yours exactly. And just to give you a head start, it`s not me... I find yours pretty sad and pathetic just from this 1 post.
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Male 210
@PsychGeek: Oh, no - I was hoping that behind that picture of a depressed rabbit there was a sexy southerner who made excellent crawfish etoufee but lo and behold it`s just another dork. Next fantasy: what do we think this @Salamander chick looks like?
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Male 391
This is not sad and pathetic at all. Not everyone in the world needs a mate to be happy. Some people just like to have their space be THEIR space. If he`s happy playing WoW, how is that sad at all? Seems to me what`s sad is that some people expect the world to have the same expectations and beliefs that they do, regardless of a little something called reality.
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Male 210
At least he`ll never have to pay alimony.

There`s not alimony in WoW, is there?
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Female 1,798
ding! my hunter just reached level 51 :D of course, my boyfriend`s level 80 mage could totally kick my ass....it`s not pathetic, it`s fun!
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Male 1,312
He probably goes through a lot of lotion and tissues
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Male 30
This is very sad and pathetic. What has this world come to? I will have deep respect for anyone who has an epic water gun fight in the server room at WoW.
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Male 3,619
he`s doomed :C
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Female 7
Urm. Sure it`s a him?
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Male 772
The ones who are happiest are those who can balance both relationships and World of Warcraft. They are the masters of the universe.
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Male 20
This guy is my new idol.
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Male 20,916
Link: David Morgan Has It All Figured Out [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sure, we mock him, but who`s happier? You and us or David Morgan?
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