Dating Tips From Google [PIC]

Submitted by: DickenMcHunt 6 years ago in Funny

This is why we can"t have nice things....
There are 47 comments:
Male 65
". . . It`s exactly what it looks like."
"What? You naked in a lit room holding a non-working flashlight to your crotch? Nothing odd about that at all."
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Female 130
ewww
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Female 1,048
No problem with a dude getting a fleshlight - just don`t get it mixed up with granny`s new flashlight!
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Male 699
damn man...
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Male 14,334
Fleshlight the gift that keeps giving it up.
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Male 1,312
who needs dating tips when you have a fake vagina?
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Male 628
""Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"

LOL!!!"
LOLx2!!!!!!!
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Male 6,694
Look like there has been some fapping.
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Male 1,299
@Gerry

That`s possibly MORE hilarious!
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Male 231
"I`m surprised at how few people here knew what a fleshlight was until they just googled it. I don`t know what that says about me."

It just shows how little they actually use the internet.
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Male 5,194
"Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"

LOL!!!
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Male 2,893
......... god damn it.
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Male 38,483
You know I just had to google the female equivelant of this . . . you dirty, dirty girls!

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Male 5,617
"Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"
No. It`s the time of year when people are loneliest. Long chunk of time off from work.

"I don`t know what that says about me."
It`s says you probably own a "Mr. Limpy." I don`t blame you, I was looking at that "Alien" yesterday...
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That, in turn, says about me that I`d rather drown myself in work and come home to A TUBE than spend 5 more minutes with another back-stabbing,
"Father-abandonment complex" nursing twit who has "a dream" but, even with access to my help and a lack of being pressured to have children, won`t plant her feet well enough to build anything toward it, instead, choosing to build a healthy tab at HSN.

My search is on that pile...
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Male 5,190
Bahahahahaha..lool
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Male 838
Ya know... I never understood the whole "fleshlight" thing. I have yet to get bored with my hand. Maybe that`s just me.
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Male 153
What`s the trend for the Avatar Fleshlight look like?
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Male 3,915
lol....how do people not know what a fleshlight is?
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Male 2,441
HAhahahahahah
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 1,963
I`m surprised at how few people here knew what a fleshlight was until they just googled it. I don`t know what that says about me.
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Male 49
haha pocket pussy
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Female 109
i shouldn`t have looked that up
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Male 1,343
Understand that, as creepy as this is, more and more people have been using the internet over these years. In summation, the reality is that the search for "dating tips" has probably gone up or at least stayed at the same level.
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Male 2,085
Fleshlight, that`s just creepy. I like to combine the new tech of the internet with the old school box of kleenix. Why make a production out of it?
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Female 246
flash...light?
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Male 258
A fleshlight is what Upton Sinclair used to write The Jungle.
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Male 45
Thanks to urbandictionary, I won`t sleep tonight.
Ugh..
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Female 2,352
I hate that I know what those are.XD

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Male 2,553
>madduck
Google it, and if you are faint of heart you will be scarred for life.
Think dildos for guys.
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Female 302
madduck, it`s a sex toy for men that feels like a "lady part". Guys insert their penis into it. It`s sort of the opposite of a dildo...
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Female 322
A fleshlight is like a flashlight but it has a fake vag inside. They talked about in Zack and Miri Make a Porno and Kevin Smith talks about it on his podcast called SModcast.
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Female 7,866
i may, once again regret asking, but- Fleshlight?
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Male 31
My personal favorite is searching for "culture, anime."
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Female 281
TheSharpest
"Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"
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LOL. Presents for the lonely people in your light, maybe. ;)
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Male 491
Ah, The Google. Living my life one search at a time.
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Male 558

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Male 2,841
Tips are irrelevant when one owns a fleshlight.
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Male 89
If you search "Fleshlight" and "sex tips"... it`s much much funnier.
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Male 1,765
Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?
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Male 3,076
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Male 594
hahahaha
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Male 1,240
Yes, well.... Shut up!
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Male 886
Hrmm...it looks like the Fleshlight peaked around Christmas of 2008.

I knew I shouldn`t have switched my stock portfolio to inflatable sex dolls. My broker said Fleshlight was the wave of the future.

Damn. Hindsight is always 20/20
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Male 2,506
People have given up ]:
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Male 1,299
Link: Dating Tips From Google [PIC] [Rate Link] - This is why we can`t have nice things....
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