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Date: 10/03/10 08:15 AM

47 Responses to Dating Tips From Google [PIC]

  1. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 3:33 am
    Link: Dating Tips From Google - This is why we can`t have nice things....
  2. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:19 am
    People have given up ]:
  3. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Hrmm...it looks like the Fleshlight peaked around Christmas of 2008.

    I knew I shouldn`t have switched my stock portfolio to inflatable sex dolls. My broker said Fleshlight was the wave of the future.

    Damn. Hindsight is always 20/20
  4. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Yes, well.... Shut up!
  5. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:30 am
    hahahaha
  6. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:36 am
  7. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?
  8. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:24 am
    If you search "Fleshlight" and "sex tips"... it`s much much funnier.
  9. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Tips are irrelevant when one owns a fleshlight.
  10. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:43 am

  11. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Ah, The Google. Living my life one search at a time.
  12. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 10:19 am
    TheSharpest
    "Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"
    ----------
    LOL. Presents for the lonely people in your light, maybe. ;)
  13. Profile photo of ChaoSSaucE
    ChaoSSaucE Male 18-29
    31 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 11:51 am
    My personal favorite is searching for "culture, anime."
  14. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    i may, once again regret asking, but- Fleshlight?
  15. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    A fleshlight is like a flashlight but it has a fake vag inside. They talked about in Zack and Miri Make a Porno and Kevin Smith talks about it on his podcast called SModcast.
  16. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    madduck, it`s a sex toy for men that feels like a "lady part". Guys insert their penis into it. It`s sort of the opposite of a dildo...
  17. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    >madduck
    Google it, and if you are faint of heart you will be scarred for life.
    Think dildos for guys.
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I hate that I know what those are.XD

  19. Profile photo of theJayCub
    theJayCub Male 13-17
    45 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Thanks to urbandictionary, I won`t sleep tonight.
    Ugh..
  20. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    A fleshlight is what Upton Sinclair used to write The Jungle.
  21. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    flash...light?
  22. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Fleshlight, that`s just creepy. I like to combine the new tech of the internet with the old school box of kleenix. Why make a production out of it?
  23. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Understand that, as creepy as this is, more and more people have been using the internet over these years. In summation, the reality is that the search for "dating tips" has probably gone up or at least stayed at the same level.
  24. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    i shouldn`t have looked that up
  25. Profile photo of nastynate15
    nastynate15 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    haha pocket pussy
  26. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I`m surprised at how few people here knew what a fleshlight was until they just googled it. I don`t know what that says about me.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    lolz
  28. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    HAhahahahahah
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    lol....how do people not know what a fleshlight is?
  30. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    What`s the trend for the Avatar Fleshlight look like?
  31. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Ya know... I never understood the whole "fleshlight" thing. I have yet to get bored with my hand. Maybe that`s just me.
  32. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    "Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"
    No. It`s the time of year when people are loneliest. Long chunk of time off from work.

    "I don`t know what that says about me."
    It`s says you probably own a "Mr. Limpy." I don`t blame you, I was looking at that "Alien" yesterday...
    --------------------------------------
    That, in turn, says about me that I`d rather drown myself in work and come home to A TUBE than spend 5 more minutes with another back-stabbing,
    "Father-abandonment complex" nursing twit who has "a dream" but, even with access to my help and a lack of being pressured to have children, won`t plant her feet well enough to build anything toward it, instead, choosing to build a healthy tab at HSN.

    My search is on that pile...
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36672 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    You know I just had to google the female equivelant of this . . . you dirty, dirty girls!

  34. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    ......... god damn it.
  35. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    "Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"

    LOL!!!
  36. Profile photo of Fojos
    Fojos Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    "I`m surprised at how few people here knew what a fleshlight was until they just googled it. I don`t know what that says about me."

    It just shows how little they actually use the internet.
  37. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 12:14 am
    @Gerry

    That`s possibly MORE hilarious!
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 6:54 am
    Look like there has been some fapping.
  39. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 8:43 am
    ""Notice there`s a peak just before the end of each year? Christmas presents, anyone?"

    LOL!!!"
    LOLx2!!!!!!!
  40. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 10:02 am
    who needs dating tips when you have a fake vagina?
  41. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Fleshlight the gift that keeps giving it up.
  42. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    damn man...
  43. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    October 4, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    No problem with a dude getting a fleshlight - just don`t get it mixed up with granny`s new flashlight!
  44. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    ewww
  45. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    LOL
  46. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 9:30 am
    ". . . It`s exactly what it looks like."
    "What? You naked in a lit room holding a non-working flashlight to your crotch? Nothing odd about that at all."

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