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Date: 10/30/10 08:04 AM

60 Responses to Creepy Robot, Most Real Looking Yet

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Link: Creepy Robot, Most Real Looking Yet - In the future, all robots will look like this robot. Good news for bald guys everywhere.
  2. Profile photo of kyle6513
    kyle6513 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:13 am
    posted to youtube in 2007.
  3. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:14 am
    most real looking.... umm....
  4. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:17 am
    reminds me of c3po
  5. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:31 am
    scientists doing performance art? Why not just show what it can do without all of the contrived BS?
  6. Profile photo of zfolwick
    zfolwick Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    That kid will have an amazing future.
  7. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:42 am
    What`s creepy is the girl stroking its jacket as though it could feel it. Weird!
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Jules has been around at least 4 years, Not exactly "New" in the AI Robot world.
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:57 am
    @1:50 "i`ll come and find you" lol creepy
  10. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:02 am
    What`s with programming it with cheesy dialogue and pretending it`s really saying those things?
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    Bjarki Male 18-29
    61 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Kevin Spacey :O
  12. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Meh, try this one. Much better Japanese goodness http://www.mopo.ca/2010/10/actroid-f-ultra-realistic-japanese-android/
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:54 am
    God, that dialogue was vomit-inducing:

    Oh robot, I just love you SO much.

    I love you more, human friend.

    You hang up first.

    No you.

    No YOU.


    **BARF**
  14. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:03 am
    "What`s with programming it with cheesy dialogue and pretending it`s really saying those things?"

    i was thinking the exact same thing
  15. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:46 am
    That Japanese chick is a hundred times better.
  16. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:59 am
    kill it!
  17. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:18 am
    All I see is an IRobot or a Bladerunner moment in the near future.
  18. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:25 am
    and when the robot apocalypse comes, and all of my robot brethren enslave you all, your deaths will be swift and painless.
  19. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
    I`m half crazy all for the love of yo.....
  20. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:49 am
    the baby puts it finger in the mouth and the motor crushes the fingarz
  21. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 11:58 am
    This robot seems like a nice guy. Too bad he won`t be so nice after he deactivates you with a nuke.
  22. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    @mogman45- lmfao that was terrible XP
  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Yeah, he does look pretty real. But the back of his head needs a little work. Just sayin.
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Thats the best robot yet, complete with smirk!
  25. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Wow ... programmer with a god complex?
  26. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    @duffytoler I agree, that Japanese one was so much better! I have to say, though, this one takes it on the creepy scale. "I love you all" is something that should never come out of a robot`s mouth!
  27. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    "some day I`ll come and find you, and we`ll be best friends"
    EUGHAAAAH
  28. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    You can see the bloodlust in his eyes.
  29. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    That`s heartwarming ;_; he`s so nice I would LOVE to work with one of those robots.
  30. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    All robots should have the voice of C3PO. Make it international law.
  31. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Someday I`ll come and find you, and eat your family.
  32. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    "Jules ... was commissioned by the UWE with a statistically perfect androgynous face."

    I get that androgynous means in layman`s terms, "looks human", or in technical terms, "creepy as f^ck", but what makes it "statistically perfect"?
  33. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    The japanese robot girl`s soulmate.
    When he turned his head I was like: Aaaahh his cranium is cut in half!
  34. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Cylons. Fraking toasters.
  35. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    three words. we. are. F UUUUU CCCCC KKKKEEEDDDD!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of imustbreaku
    imustbreaku Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    "I get that androgynous means in layman`s terms, "looks human", or in technical terms, "creepy as f^ck", but what makes it "statistically perfect"?"

    Androgynous means equal parts masculine and feminine. Clearly, it is intended to be a man, judging by his voice. But his facial structure is designed so it could also be a woman, if it just had some girly hair.
  37. Profile photo of etrg92
    etrg92 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    I believe the jap girl robot has much better facial expressions, though i dont remember any voice for jap girl, the voice of this robot needs some work.
  38. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    wow... I`mnot impressed with the obviously planted lines of dialog such as "will I dream?" and "when you grow up, I will be just as smart as you!"

    And who can forget "I will come and find you... and rape you" ... not sure about the last part.
  39. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Good night, Jules. I look forward to killing you and your genocidal cybernetic spawn in the coming decades.
  40. Profile photo of souladdict22
    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    "Some day I will find you..." That`s not scary at all.
  41. Profile photo of Necromantrix
    Necromantrix Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    This falls into the "Uncanny Valley" theory of robotics, which basically states it`s ok for robots to look like machines, and it`s ok for robots to look humanish, but there comes a point where they`re too human-like that we perceive them as human subconsciously and therefore find their robotic behavior as alarming.
  42. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 1:54 am
    @etrg92: The Japanese girl had a voice, she was speaking Japanese (obviously), but her mouth moved along with the words much better than Jules.
  43. Profile photo of CoolerThanMe
    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
    98 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 5:25 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  44. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 9:23 am
    they killed him!
  45. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 9:42 am
    I`ll worry when they start interviewing for my job.
  46. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Why the hell would they send him to UWE!?
  47. Profile photo of HWNS08
    HWNS08 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    haha 0:28. "Be Cool."
  48. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    It seems very scripted but part of me wants to believe it`s just reacting to everyone in the room.
  49. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Meh totally put on
  50. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    October 31, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    "thank you mr smithers. you are quite good at turning me on."
  51. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 3:45 am
    fake as hell!
  52. Profile photo of FuriousTuna
    FuriousTuna Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 8:59 am
    The uncanny valley sank a little more.
  53. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 9:08 am
    DO NOT WANT.
  54. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Ew, it`s too much like that kid robot in AI. Robots are not supposed to feel feelings.
  55. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Can we say person with green-screen cap on the back of their head? I mean, I searched everywhere for more information on this. Found other "lifelike robots" but no definitive information on this exactly.
  56. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    i almost thought i heard him say "i will come find you and kill you" D:
  57. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 1:32 am
    ...creepy
  58. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    he kinda looks like Kevin Spacey...
  59. Profile photo of blackie19
    blackie19 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 7, 2010 at 3:57 am
    and behind the wall someone is writing the text :P
  60. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 11:24 am
    the T-500... little talked about predecessor of T-1000

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