Creepy Robot, Most Real Looking Yet

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in Funny

In the future, all robots will look like this robot. Good news for bald guys everywhere.
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Male 87
the T-500... little talked about predecessor of T-1000
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Male 2
and behind the wall someone is writing the text :P
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Female 3,598
he kinda looks like Kevin Spacey...
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Female 956
...creepy
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Female 150
i almost thought i heard him say "i will come find you and kill you" D:
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Male 137
Can we say person with green-screen cap on the back of their head? I mean, I searched everywhere for more information on this. Found other "lifelike robots" but no definitive information on this exactly.
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Female 4,039
Ew, it`s too much like that kid robot in AI. Robots are not supposed to feel feelings.
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Female 1,401
DO NOT WANT.
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Male 39
The uncanny valley sank a little more.
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Male 3,076
fake as hell!
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Male 767
"thank you mr smithers. you are quite good at turning me on."
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Male 690
Meh totally put on
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Male 515
It seems very scripted but part of me wants to believe it`s just reacting to everyone in the room.
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Male 23
haha 0:28. "Be Cool."
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Male 239
Why the hell would they send him to UWE!?
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Male 770
I`ll worry when they start interviewing for my job.
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Male 378
they killed him!
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Male 98
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Female 412
@etrg92: The Japanese girl had a voice, she was speaking Japanese (obviously), but her mouth moved along with the words much better than Jules.
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Female 42
This falls into the "Uncanny Valley" theory of robotics, which basically states it`s ok for robots to look like machines, and it`s ok for robots to look humanish, but there comes a point where they`re too human-like that we perceive them as human subconsciously and therefore find their robotic behavior as alarming.
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Male 178
"Some day I will find you..." That`s not scary at all.
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Male 452
Good night, Jules. I look forward to killing you and your genocidal cybernetic spawn in the coming decades.
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Male 1,162
wow... I`mnot impressed with the obviously planted lines of dialog such as "will I dream?" and "when you grow up, I will be just as smart as you!"

And who can forget "I will come and find you... and rape you" ... not sure about the last part.
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Male 43
I believe the jap girl robot has much better facial expressions, though i dont remember any voice for jap girl, the voice of this robot needs some work.
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Male 38
"I get that androgynous means in layman`s terms, "looks human", or in technical terms, "creepy as f^ck", but what makes it "statistically perfect"?"

Androgynous means equal parts masculine and feminine. Clearly, it is intended to be a man, judging by his voice. But his facial structure is designed so it could also be a woman, if it just had some girly hair.
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Male 154
three words. we. are. F UUUUU CCCCC KKKKEEEDDDD!!!!!
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Female 48
Cylons. Fraking toasters.
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Female 1,623
The japanese robot girl`s soulmate.
When he turned his head I was like: Aaaahh his cranium is cut in half!
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Male 703
"Jules ... was commissioned by the UWE with a statistically perfect androgynous face."

I get that androgynous means in layman`s terms, "looks human", or in technical terms, "creepy as f^ck", but what makes it "statistically perfect"?
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Male 397
Someday I`ll come and find you, and eat your family.
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Male 168
All robots should have the voice of C3PO. Make it international law.
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Female 223
That`s heartwarming ;_; he`s so nice I would LOVE to work with one of those robots.
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Female 2,120
You can see the bloodlust in his eyes.
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Female 113
"some day I`ll come and find you, and we`ll be best friends"
EUGHAAAAH
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Male 117
@duffytoler I agree, that Japanese one was so much better! I have to say, though, this one takes it on the creepy scale. "I love you all" is something that should never come out of a robot`s mouth!
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Male 594
Wow ... programmer with a god complex?
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Male 25,416
Thats the best robot yet, complete with smirk!
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Male 11,739
Yeah, he does look pretty real. But the back of his head needs a little work. Just sayin.
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Female 474
@mogman45- lmfao that was terrible XP
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Male 812
This robot seems like a nice guy. Too bad he won`t be so nice after he deactivates you with a nuke.
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Male 224
the baby puts it finger in the mouth and the motor crushes the fingarz
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Male 442
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I`m half crazy all for the love of yo.....
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Male 3,060
and when the robot apocalypse comes, and all of my robot brethren enslave you all, your deaths will be swift and painless.
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Male 417
All I see is an IRobot or a Bladerunner moment in the near future.
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Male 1,834
kill it!
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Male 5,194
That Japanese chick is a hundred times better.
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Female 170
"What`s with programming it with cheesy dialogue and pretending it`s really saying those things?"

i was thinking the exact same thing
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Female 2,674
God, that dialogue was vomit-inducing:

Oh robot, I just love you SO much.

I love you more, human friend.

You hang up first.

No you.

No YOU.


**BARF**
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Male 586
Meh, try this one. Much better Japanese goodness [url]http://www.mopo.ca/2010/10/actroid-f-ultra-realistic-japanese-android/
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Male 61
Kevin Spacey :O
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Male 4,745
What`s with programming it with cheesy dialogue and pretending it`s really saying those things?
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Male 419
@1:50 "i`ll come and find you" lol creepy
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Male 17,511
Jules has been around at least 4 years, Not exactly "New" in the AI Robot world.
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Male 92
What`s creepy is the girl stroking its jacket as though it could feel it. Weird!
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Male 22
That kid will have an amazing future.
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Male 4,431
scientists doing performance art? Why not just show what it can do without all of the contrived BS?
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Male 1,196
reminds me of c3po
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Male 3,285
most real looking.... umm....
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Male 18
posted to youtube in 2007.
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Male 39,929
Link: Creepy Robot, Most Real Looking Yet [Rate Link] - In the future, all robots will look like this robot. Good news for bald guys everywhere.
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