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Date: 10/29/10 06:03 AM

73 Responses to Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite… Huh? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Link: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite... Huh? - Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, are you?
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Fanta! Fanta!
    Don`t you want to Fanta! Fanta!
  3. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I`d want the mystery can, 10 times out of 10.
  4. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    id do it if i was in a good mood :)
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    cool
  6. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "Black plague again?! Damn you mystery can!"
  7. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I would ALWAYS get the Mystery Can!
  8. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    A can of water?
  9. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Probably one of those fleshlights in a beer can.
  10. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    I need to find that machine and push that button! Maybe it gives you a magical can that takes you to a secret kingdom. Awesome.
  11. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    It`s a chicken in a can.
  12. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    It`s a can of Satan`s devil semen.
  13. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    We used to do that in our Coke machine. You always have one or two cans of each thing left over after you fill the slots, so we just stuck them in the "mystery drink" slot. It was a crap shoot what you would get. (And that slot was always the first one to be sold out)
  14. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    its Slurm
  15. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2411 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    why dont all soda machines have that!!!!
  16. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    My college had to take out the `Pepsi` cards in the vending machines because Coca-Cola threw a fit that they were stocking Pepsi in their old Coke machines. So for a few weeks the machines had Pepsi in them, But no cards indicating so.

    Then the college contracted with another vending company and they replaced the old Coke machines with new `Generic` soda machines, Instead of only 6 choices we then had 10.
  17. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    ha! if i was in charge of restocking these machines i would so do this.
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    @DickenmcHunt - me too.
  19. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    my old work had that, except it was beer. 25 cent beers after work were deadly...
  20. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    The pop machine at my work has a "surprise me" button on it.
    I haven`t pressed it yet.
  21. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    There`s a vending machine like that down the street from me. It`s a college town, so I wouldn`t doubt it being beer, but the button never worked, so I think that was the joke.
  22. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "My college had to take out the `Pepsi` cards in the vending machines because Coca-Cola threw a fit that they were stocking Pepsi in their old Coke machines. So for a few weeks the machines had Pepsi in them, But no cards indicating so.

    Then the college contracted with another vending company and they replaced the old Coke machines with new `Generic` soda machines, Instead of only 6 choices we then had 10."

    Cool story bro.
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I love a gamble.
  24. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Maybe its the candwich or have they released that yet? I know the guy had some financial issues but I want a candwich so damn bad.
  25. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    I`m guessing cherry coke... or another diet coke.
  26. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    spaceghetto?
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I would so take that chance.
  28. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Mystery Can, that`s my favorite flavor!
  29. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    hope its beer
  30. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Let`s start a petition to make the "Mystery Can" (or "Mystery Bottle") choice on drink machines mandated by federal law.
  31. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Fresca...
  32. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    The "Mystery Can" is actually just Coke with roofies mixed in. And there`s a midget sitting inside the machine just waiting for you to press that button and take a deep swig...
  33. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Maybe its literally a random can of coke. Like if they got too many cans of random types they lined them up on that button`s row...

    Even if that`s not how it went down i still want to do that.
  34. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I so want the `Mystery Can`
  35. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    ooh i want it
  36. Profile photo of Dolomyte
    Dolomyte Male 18-29
    102 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    My coach in highschool used to do this on the powerade machine. It was all pot luck.
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Dr. Pepper
  38. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I would TOTALLY take the Mystery Can!
  39. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    So take a piece of paper over a soda choice and its IAB worthy?
  40. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    ITT: people who have never had the joy of a mystery coke

    and don`t lie, you know you`ve pressed a coke button one time in your life and didn`t get what you pressed, at least in this regard, you`re not excepting anything
  41. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I think it`s safe to say that 99% of us here would pick he Mystery Can. Including me.
  42. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Better than the Mystery Can`t.
  43. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Mystery can FTW. I`d take it.
  44. Profile photo of ViiZedek
    ViiZedek Female 18-29
    126 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    MYSTERY CAN! WOOHOOO!
  45. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    lol.
  46. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Ooh ooh, I`ll swap my Coke for whatever`s in the Mistery Can
  47. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    I want soda. There is no soda in my fridge! CURSES!
  48. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    "I want soda. There is no soda in my fridge! CURSES!"

    *Hands Mweebles a can of soda*
  49. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    You just know that one sells 10:1 on the others.
  50. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    It should be diet soda just to piss off the fatasses.
  51. Profile photo of bvmann
    bvmann Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 28, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Coca cola factory. Marysville, Wa check it out. gaurenteed youll get a soda that you dont want, like diet fanta
  52. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    I bet it is where they keep the expired drinks, in several of my machines I always have a spot that is oddly labelled for the expired drinks, which I sell for .10 cents cheaper than the others.
  53. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    mystery can...
  54. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    OMG, reminds me of a story of a friend of mine.
    He owns a few vending machines and placed one just outside a construction site. People there came by and got a drink every once in a while.
    One day, he decided to place a miller light or bud light logo in one of the buttons and placed random drinks in that slot.
    So, when one of the Mexican workers (i`m not trying to be mean, but this is what he said) came over to get a beer, they got pissed of when they got a fruit punch or lemonade.

    I want one, but at the same time don`t.
  55. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    Yeah, so what, my college house also had a "mystery drink" slot. Whenever we refilled the machine we bought a 24 pack of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, etc. and there were always some left over, since the machine was never completely empty, so we put the leftovers in the "mystery drink" slot. I always made sure to put them in non-consecutive order, too.
  56. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    TMarley-
    Sounds like a great way to get sued, whatwith how people are sue-happy as-holes anymore.
  57. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    new meme?
  58. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 3:55 am
    lol thats awesome. i used to like those mystery bags when i was a kid, u know the ones from the store with candy and toys in em?
  59. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:18 am
    I think one of my schools did that before. They would just fill up the only empty spot in the whole machine with random drinks. I usually knew what I wanted when I hit up the coke machine, though, so I never used it.
  60. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 5:41 am
    I would take a mystery can. Let fate decide!
  61. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:18 am
    Please please P-L-E-A-S-E let it be a can full of sweet glorius bacon....mmmm
  62. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 6:36 am
    we made a mystery can at the micro-brewery. to be fair, it was only a mystery to the guy who didn`t see us put a handful of doritos, a bottle cap and his keys in it, but still.
  63. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:15 am
    yes
  64. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Nitro that`s possible, but I put them in my machines that are blue collar and the sign also says "beyond optimal freshness"

    They like getting cheap drinks, even if it is a coke zero every once in a while.
  65. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
    one mystery can for me pls
  66. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 29, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    I`d get mystery can.
  67. Profile photo of dognesss_666
    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    we have one of these buttons on our soda machine at my work. sometimes our mystery button gives us two cans. it`s fun.
  68. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Let`s pick Mystery Can. It could be anything! Even a coke! Lol it reminded me of Peter Griffin and the Mystery Box.
  69. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    October 30, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Dude, I would so press mystery can!
  70. Profile photo of tuapui
    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 1, 2010 at 12:30 am
    i think they fill up the slot with the surplus cans from the other slots.
  71. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:24 am
    @SubElixer: Lol I was thinking the same thing.
  72. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Pfft Fanta is hard to turn down

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