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70 Responses to Christine O`Donnell Is Not A Witch

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 6:56 am
    Link: Christine O`Donnell Is Not A Witch - She only dresses like one.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Frankly, I don`t think she`s bright enough to be a practicing witch.
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    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
    It`s pronounced ee-mu... ee-mu... not I-mu. Dummy.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
    She`s me? F*ck, now I`m a witch.
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    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:09 am
    She`s an impostor! That`s not me!
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    mainerboy Male 40-49
    13 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:13 am
    yuck! put me to sleep....
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:13 am
    She`s me?!? Holy crap!!!!!
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:14 am
    She turned me into a newt!
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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Fuego, did you get better?
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    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:29 am
    umm she is not me. I masterbate constantly!! I`m an atheist.... and I actually have the degrees on my resume.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
    BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
    "im not a witch...I`m you"

    i dont know why, but this is really kind of creepy.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
    lol sssfdg

    lol...thus is the beauty of smear campaigns

    don`t answer claims of being a witch and you are labeling yourself as such

    answer the claims and you look like an idiot who just wasted the country`s time
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
    I`d totally do me.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I sensed Monty Python quotes and came to show you this
    Keep it in your hearts and minds always. also, read the mouse over text.
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    cellis1 Male 40-49
    38 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
    If she`s me, I`d fap all day just to piss myself off :)
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Burn her anyway!
  18. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Build a bridge out of her.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    She is a witch if she`s me! Paradox anyone?
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Christine O`Donnell weighs the same as a duck, which means she`s made of wood. And therefore...
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    McGovern, you just saved my day.
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    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Did you dress her up like this?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    You are not me, Christine. I haven`t f*cked as many guys as you have.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    If she`d do what I`d do the page boys should run and hide now.


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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Ugh ugh ugh ugh


    I am a registered Delaware voter....who the hell do I vote for???


    Coons vs. Odonnell?

    /sigh

    It isn`t even worth voting anymore. Not when most people will agree that you end up "choosing between the lesser of two evils".

    I hate politics and politicians and wannabe politicians.
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    If she is me, she definitely isn`t qualified.
  27. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    She`s me! OH MY GOD NOOOOO!

    She turned me into a newt....... I got better...
  28. Profile photo of Madluk
    Madluk Male 30-39
    44 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Wait, she`s me? *touch touch*
  29. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    "I`m not a witch."

    One campaign promise already broken. *tear*
  30. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    HHhh that`s a voodoo spell she`s saying. She`s trying to possess our bodys.... oh no, i suddenly feel strange
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I don`t want myself in office. I`d SO abuse that power.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Only Witches go out of their way to say they are not witches o_o
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    I wish she was a witch, the political campaign would be a whole lots more interesting
  34. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    So in her educated mind she thought it`d be a good idea to dress in black and make that pronouncement. She`s just like you at a wake.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    YOU ARE SO NOT ME! Problems with this video:

    1) Everything we`ve heard about you has come from you! You`re the one who said you dabbled in Wicca, not anyone else.
    2) You are NOT what the majority of American`s represent. Most of us don`t have a problem with masturbating. What? That`s just me? Sorry. Moving on.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    throw water on her!
  37. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    She is me... Then we are an unpopular hermaphroditic politician/retired cultist/Introverted nerd who spends most it`s time watching old TV shows and playing video games.
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    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    SpartaKitty: only BAD witches would be concerned with people knowing about their witchery.
    So, since she`s the type that burns witches, and she already confessed to Satanic witchcraft, is she promising to self-immolate if elected to office?
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    i say we burn the witch, as we all masturbate! woot!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    that was dumb!
  41. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Shes ME. Oh no. IM BEING POSSESSED BY A WITCH.
  42. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    NOOOO!! GET HER OFF ME!!! GET OUT CRAZY LADY!! YOU`RE NOT ME!! YOU CAN`T BE!!!! :D i`m you too
  43. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Bad witch trying to cast some spell on me. I say she should be burned before she casts any more spells.
  44. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    She`ll go to Washington and do what I would do? Well...I was planning a White House burning trip this summer ....
  45. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Ho ho ho, bitchplease, you WISH you were me 8-)
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    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    If your campaign message begins with "I`m not a witch. I`m nothing you`ve heard," then I`m FAIRLY certain this message isn`t going to help.
  47. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Her opponent, Chris Coons, once described himself as a "bearded Marxist." So here`s a riddle:

    Q: What`s the difference between a witch and a Marxist?

    A: There`s no such thing as a good Marxist.
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Nah, you can`t be me. First of all, I`m not that conservative, I`m a dude, and UNLIKE you, I have no problem with people masturbating in their own houses. Screw you, O`Donnell.
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    I remember her from Politically Incorrect (Bill Maher)many moons ago. Still a twit, without the excuse of youth.
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    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    She`d do what I`d do in Washington?! You mean she doesn`t know dratall about law and politics either?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    You`re me? Sorry hon, but you ain`t. Cute ad though, full marks for effort.
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    noforn Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    @ OldOllie:

    I do not wish to insult, but your joke is lost on me, as there are many differences between Marxism, and Wiccan. One being a pagan faith (usually), the other a belief founded on the observations of economy and society.
    Also, I do not believe that witchcraft is common among Marxism. (However it is not needed for the beliefs of Wiccans either.)
    Point being, what were you getting at? That Marxism is bad? Again not trying to insult, just really lost. :P
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    Ok I can masturbate and have an orgasm without thinking dirty thoughts about random people.If I have an orgasm by myself while thinking of my husband, where`s the problem?
    I`m lost.
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    October 5, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    "What`s the difference between a witch and a Marxist?

    A: There`s no such thing as a good Marxist."

    One of the few pro-witch jokes I`ve heard.
    Really, there`s no such thing as a "good" witch either, nor are there "Bad" witches. As a religion that revers and emulates the natural world, a witch is neither good nor evil, a witch just is. There is no good or evil in the natural world, just many shades of gray. You can do nice things a lot, but you`ll always do something a little naughty.
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:32 am
    I`d do her.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 6:59 am
    Arandanos wins. My favourite post in a while. :)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 6, 2010 at 6:59 am
    she also thinks evolution is a myth and masturbation is sinfull. but she`s NOT a witch.

    bitch yes, witch no
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 7:11 am
    If she`s me, I`m going to screw myself tonight.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    @Kalimata: you want to tell that to all the munchkins who`ve grown up without fathers?
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    She`s another space-case going for an American political office position. She`s got nothing on the average American, they don`t sell out. But for some damn reason every single one of the United States elected representatives in some way or another has sold out to the highest corporate bidder, this includes those `tea party` fanatics.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Too bad she`s a politician instead of a porn star.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    @OldOllie I hope you got my link to Cornell University`s School of Law page about the 1st and 14th amendment. ;-) Christine O`Donnell is still a right wing nut who wants to put here opinions where they don`t belong, in our laws!
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    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Lol @pmarren
  64. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 6, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Point being, what were you getting at? That Marxism is bad? Again not trying to insult, just really lost. :P
    Bingo! You got it after all. Marxism is pure f***ing evil. It is responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people, and hundreds of millions more condemned to lives of poverty, slavery, and imprisonment.

    Samantha Stephens, on the other hand was totally HAWT!
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    @OldOllie ah yes, I do believe you have read it. I just question whether or not you fully understand it, since you didn`t know that the 14th ammendment applied the establishment clause to states as well as the Federal Government!

    And it is not baseless slander. Do you doubt that she would vote yes for a bill that banned gay marriage? Neither do I. Why? Because it goes against her Christian morals.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 7, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Do you doubt that she would vote yes for a bill that banned gay marriage?
    Yes, I do doubt it very much, because such a law would be unconstitutional.

    That`s the problem with you liberals. You have no compunction about trashing the Constitution if it furthers YOUR political agenda, so you project that same disrespect for the Constitution onto your political opponents. Just because O`Donnell opposes gay marriage (just as does Barack Obama, by the way), that doesn`t mean she would be willing to pass an unconstitutional law in order to shove her beliefs down everyone else`s throats. That`s what your side does.
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    Bacir Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    I`m sorry, I was under under the impression that religion is almost always a part of politics. Just look at the ridiculous amount of fuss that was caused by some crazy person saying Obama was muslim. Or the fact that you have to swear into office on a drating bible.
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 12:43 am
    shes a right wing christian, shes shoving those beliefs as hard as her witch broom can shove them
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    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 3:54 am
    "I`m not a witch."
    You got my vote!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    who is this ho?

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