Christine O`Donnell Is Not A Witch

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago

She only dresses like one.
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Male 1,834
who is this ho?
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Male 174
"I`m not a witch."
You got my vote!
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Male 557
shes a right wing christian, shes shoving those beliefs as hard as her witch broom can shove them
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Male 13
I`m sorry, I was under under the impression that religion is almost always a part of politics. Just look at the ridiculous amount of fuss that was caused by some crazy person saying Obama was muslim. Or the fact that you have to swear into office on a drating bible.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Do you doubt that she would vote yes for a bill that banned gay marriage?[/quote]
Yes, I do doubt it very much, because such a law would be unconstitutional.

That`s the problem with you liberals. You have no compunction about trashing the Constitution if it furthers YOUR political agenda, so you project that same disrespect for the Constitution onto your political opponents. Just because O`Donnell opposes gay marriage (just as does Barack Obama, by the way), that doesn`t mean she would be willing to pass an unconstitutional law in order to shove her beliefs down everyone else`s throats. That`s what your side does.
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Female 1,101
@OldOllie ah yes, I do believe you have read it. I just question whether or not you fully understand it, since you didn`t know that the 14th ammendment applied the establishment clause to states as well as the Federal Government!

And it is not baseless slander. Do you doubt that she would vote yes for a bill that banned gay marriage? Neither do I. Why? Because it goes against her Christian morals.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Point being, what were you getting at? That Marxism is bad? Again not trying to insult, just really lost. :P[/quote]
Bingo! You got it after all. Marxism is pure f***ing evil. It is responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people, and hundreds of millions more condemned to lives of poverty, slavery, and imprisonment.

Samantha Stephens, on the other hand was totally HAWT!
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Male 96
Lol @pmarren
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Female 1,101
@OldOllie I hope you got my link to Cornell University`s School of Law page about the 1st and 14th amendment. ;-) Christine O`Donnell is still a right wing nut who wants to put here opinions where they don`t belong, in our laws!
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Female 535
Too bad she`s a politician instead of a porn star.
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Male 2,229
She`s another space-case going for an American political office position. She`s got nothing on the average American, they don`t sell out. But for some damn reason every single one of the United States elected representatives in some way or another has sold out to the highest corporate bidder, this includes those `tea party` fanatics.
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Male 496
@Kalimata: you want to tell that to all the munchkins who`ve grown up without fathers?
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Male 4,594
If she`s me, I`m going to screw myself tonight.
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Male 37,910
she also thinks evolution is a myth and masturbation is sinfull. but she`s NOT a witch.

bitch yes, witch no
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Male 4,547
Arandanos wins. My favourite post in a while. :)
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Male 559
I`d do her.
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Male 661
"What`s the difference between a witch and a Marxist?

A: There`s no such thing as a good Marxist."

One of the few pro-witch jokes I`ve heard.
Really, there`s no such thing as a "good" witch either, nor are there "Bad" witches. As a religion that revers and emulates the natural world, a witch is neither good nor evil, a witch just is. There is no good or evil in the natural world, just many shades of gray. You can do nice things a lot, but you`ll always do something a little naughty.
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Female 999
Ok I can masturbate and have an orgasm without thinking dirty thoughts about random people.If I have an orgasm by myself while thinking of my husband, where`s the problem?
I`m lost.
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Male 12
@ OldOllie:

I do not wish to insult, but your joke is lost on me, as there are many differences between Marxism, and Wiccan. One being a pagan faith (usually), the other a belief founded on the observations of economy and society.
Also, I do not believe that witchcraft is common among Marxism. (However it is not needed for the beliefs of Wiccans either.)
Point being, what were you getting at? That Marxism is bad? Again not trying to insult, just really lost. :P
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Male 12,138
You`re me? Sorry hon, but you ain`t. Cute ad though, full marks for effort.
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Male 104
She`d do what I`d do in Washington?! You mean she doesn`t know dratall about law and politics either?
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Female 1,236
I remember her from Politically Incorrect (Bill Maher)many moons ago. Still a twit, without the excuse of youth.
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Male 559
Nah, you can`t be me. First of all, I`m not that conservative, I`m a dude, and UNLIKE you, I have no problem with people masturbating in their own houses. Screw you, O`Donnell.
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Male 15,832
Her opponent, Chris Coons, once described himself as a "bearded Marxist." So here`s a riddle:

Q: What`s the difference between a witch and a Marxist?

A: There`s no such thing as a good Marxist.
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Male 310
If your campaign message begins with "I`m not a witch. I`m nothing you`ve heard," then I`m FAIRLY certain this message isn`t going to help.
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Female 223
Ho ho ho, bitchplease, you WISH you were me 8-)
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Male 2,033
She`ll go to Washington and do what I would do? Well...I was planning a White House burning trip this summer ....
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Male 840
Bad witch trying to cast some spell on me. I say she should be burned before she casts any more spells.
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Female 3,598
NOOOO!! GET HER OFF ME!!! GET OUT CRAZY LADY!! YOU`RE NOT ME!! YOU CAN`T BE!!!! :D i`m you too
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Female 158
Shes ME. Oh no. IM BEING POSSESSED BY A WITCH.
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Male 25,416
that was dumb!
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Female 293
i say we burn the witch, as we all masturbate! woot!
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Male 185
SpartaKitty: only BAD witches would be concerned with people knowing about their witchery.
So, since she`s the type that burns witches, and she already confessed to Satanic witchcraft, is she promising to self-immolate if elected to office?
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Male 304
She is me... Then we are an unpopular hermaphroditic politician/retired cultist/Introverted nerd who spends most it`s time watching old TV shows and playing video games.
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Male 1,598
throw water on her!
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Male 3,315
YOU ARE SO NOT ME! Problems with this video:

1) Everything we`ve heard about you has come from you! You`re the one who said you dabbled in Wicca, not anyone else.
2) You are NOT what the majority of American`s represent. Most of us don`t have a problem with masturbating. What? That`s just me? Sorry. Moving on.
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Male 7,378
So in her educated mind she thought it`d be a good idea to dress in black and make that pronouncement. She`s just like you at a wake.
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Male 15,510
I wish she was a witch, the political campaign would be a whole lots more interesting
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Female 2,120
Only Witches go out of their way to say they are not witches o_o
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Male 2,034
I don`t want myself in office. I`d SO abuse that power.
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Male 255
HHhh that`s a voodoo spell she`s saying. She`s trying to possess our bodys.... oh no, i suddenly feel strange
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Male 441
"I`m not a witch."

One campaign promise already broken. *tear*
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Male 44
Wait, she`s me? *touch touch*
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Male 441
She`s me! OH MY GOD NOOOOO!

She turned me into a newt....... I got better...
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Male 258
If she is me, she definitely isn`t qualified.
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Male 886
Ugh ugh ugh ugh


I am a registered Delaware voter....who the hell do I vote for???


Coons vs. Odonnell?

/sigh

It isn`t even worth voting anymore. Not when most people will agree that you end up "choosing between the lesser of two evils".

I hate politics and politicians and wannabe politicians.
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Male 37,910
If she`d do what I`d do the page boys should run and hide now.


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Male 5,194
You are not me, Christine. I haven`t f*cked as many guys as you have.
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Male 199
Did you dress her up like this?
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Male 812
McGovern, you just saved my day.
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Male 2,440
Christine O`Donnell weighs the same as a duck, which means she`s made of wood. And therefore...
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Male 3,430
She is a witch if she`s me! Paradox anyone?
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Male 633
Build a bridge out of her.
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Male 14,330
Burn her anyway!
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Male 38
If she`s me, I`d fap all day just to piss myself off :)
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Male 1,587
I sensed Monty Python quotes and came to show you this
Keep it in your hearts and minds always. also, read the mouse over text.
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Male 4,547
I`d totally do me.
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Male 3,915
lol sssfdg

lol...thus is the beauty of smear campaigns

don`t answer claims of being a witch and you are labeling yourself as such

answer the claims and you look like an idiot who just wasted the country`s time
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Male 7,585
"im not a witch...I`m you"

i dont know why, but this is really kind of creepy.
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Male 1,610
BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 190
umm she is not me. I masterbate constantly!! I`m an atheist.... and I actually have the degrees on my resume.
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Male 183
Fuego, did you get better?
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Male 1,287
She turned me into a newt!
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Male 4,746
She`s me?!? Holy crap!!!!!
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Male 13
yuck! put me to sleep....
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Female 354
She`s an impostor! That`s not me!
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Male 1,548
She`s me? F*ck, now I`m a witch.
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Male 51
It`s pronounced ee-mu... ee-mu... not I-mu. Dummy.
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Male 2,670
Frankly, I don`t think she`s bright enough to be a practicing witch.
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Male 7,378
Link: Christine O`Donnell Is Not A Witch [Rate Link] - She only dresses like one.
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