Chad Just Doesn`t Get Pie Eating Contests [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Chad! You"re being graded on speed, not manners!
There are 48 comments:
Male 6,693
He is just in it for the free pie.
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Male 1,164
In Canada, pie is commonly used as slang for vagina; cherry pie being a virgin vagina. However, my chums and I are working on shifting the slang term over to, "caaaaaaaaake" (said in a suggestive moan). It is slowly catching on.
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Male 208
anyone else hate cherry pie?
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Male 25,416
Cool! Free food!
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Male 23
To HamMan1:

*points*
Haha, is funny because "pie" is also slang for a vagina! Haha, you funny!
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Male 587
Easy way to get some free pie. You dont have to win just eat your dessert in peace.
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Male 2,669
I admire Chad`s restraint. He alone has managed to maintain an air of dignity at what is inherently an undignified event. Good for you, Chad!
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Male 10
personally i love sticking my face in a good pie, but not if its food though
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Female 843
Nah, he`s just so far ahead of everyone he doesn`t have to rush
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Female 347
@zeegrr
My sentiments exactly. It`s free pie - why rush it?
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Male 1,678
"I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he`s so dumb"

Yep, the one not humiliating themselves in public is dumb. By the way, dumb means unable to speak, and since his face is the only one not pressed up against a pie I would imagine that he is the only person in the contest who isn`t actually at least temporarily "dumb".
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Male 1,623
"I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he`s so dumb"

I think you meant to say:

The person who doesn`t stick his face in the pie is by chance a man with dark skin.
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Female 159
whelp, in a no hands pie contest it`s sure as hell the most dignified and significantly reduces the risk of pie in the eye.
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Male 703
well you wouldn`t expect one of those type of people to play by the rules, would you? I mean look, none of the other contestants are like him, and they`re all playing nicely, him and his kind are ruining games everywhere for everyone. No one`s even paying him any attention, which is as it should be, because his kind don`t deserve it.

What? Wait, what? Oh, you thought I meant- oh, geez, how awkward. No, it`s not that. He has glasses.
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Male 21
i chuckled
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Male 524
Chad was smart enough to get free pie. go Chad!
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Male 374
I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he`s so dumb
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Female 1,435
he thought it said FREE pie eating contest
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Male 3,076
that`s what I would do too :-P
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Male 2,419
based on everybody else, the contest was also to eat it without using your hands
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Male 351
hey, FREE PIE.

I`d do the same thing as this guy, he got his free pie, no need to actually waste it trying to win this competition.
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Male 99
WHITE PEOPLE IS CRAZY
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Female 249
Looks like something I`d do. Enter pie eating contest, get a free meal!

Yes, being a student makes you desperate.
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Female 406
yay, 10/10 for etiquette!
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Female 1,048
"Slow and steady wins the race" Not this time bud!
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Male 498
chad...
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Male 89
"Hey, that`s MY Pi!!" Which movie??

That would be Revenge of the Nerds PTPete. What`s my prize?
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Male 2,441
Good for him
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Female 2,352
I hope he won.
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Female 246
isn`t part of the contest supposed to be eating with your face?
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Male 1,598
Don`t forget to extend your pinky!
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Female 1,236
"Hey, that`s MY Pi!!" Which movie??
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Male 88
ohh ive been here , this is in njit!
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Female 1,515
So dainty.
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Male 15,510
Lol, I agree with the free pie scenario
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Female 282
DUDE IF THATS FREE PIE THAT MAN IS A GENIUS
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Male 527
I think that guy`s awesome.
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Male 1,351
If this is a free contest (which would be rare, but it is possible), then I would totally do this. Free pie+not make myself look foolish=double win.
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Male 422
Chad? More like Barackattack or le-a(ledasha).
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Male 1,021
I bet he just wanted a free piece of pie.
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Male 599
"You`re doing it wrong."
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Male 146
fancy u mad cuz he`s stylin on ya with his table manners and etiquette?
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Male 10,855
I guess he just wanted a pie

hehe
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Male 1,523
Lol, I love "that guy doesn`t fit in" types of pictures.

And when was the last time Chad was on IAB?
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Male 2,056
XD
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Male 20,909
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