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Date: 10/16/10 07:00 AM

130 Responses to Best `Lord of The Flies` Book Report Ever [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Link: Best `Lord of The Flies` Book Report Ever - This kid cut through all the BS and really understood what the book was trying to say.
  2. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:06 am
    This seems to not be working for me :(
  3. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:14 am
    wow. a blank black box.
  4. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:17 am
    You forgot the content.
  5. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:18 am
    http://i.imgur.com/NdPA9.jpg
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:26 am
    I get it.. The blackness is what the book was really trying to say. Thats how the boys felt being all alone on the island with that stupid piggy. God I`m glad he died!
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:30 am
    i`m still bored
  8. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Yeah, that looks like a big nothing. I read the book, I definitely would have been marked with an F for handing in a blank report.
  9. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Well done Cobra, well done.
  10. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:00 am
    OMFG I haven`t laughed this hard in ages. This is the reason why I want to become a teacher sometimes :3
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:00 am
    I can`s see anything.
    but it doesn`t matter because
    ever since yesterday, all I can think of
    is giant toilets

    thanks iab
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Oh GAWD I could NOT stop laughing throughout. A++ in my book.
  13. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:10 am
    This report deserve an A++. Genius at work.
  14. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:19 am
    video didn`t show up for me. :`(
  15. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    The real link to the essay.

    For some reason on a bodybuilding website...
  16. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Erm..lord of the flies =/= lord of the rings. Icon fail.
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Hooray! The tiny dot is gone!
    Boo! It`s been replaced by something even more boring!
    @starshimmer, lolz! I need more coffee, I didn`t even notice that particular Epic Fail!
  18. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 8:59 am
    This paper -was- funny but -very- inappropriate.

    Makes it seem fake.
  19. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:03 am
    i`d give the kid an `a`, just for the whole `jerking off bet` thing. brilliant.
  20. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Prolly written and self-graded for giggles. funny nonetheless.
  21. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Wow, wonder if he got suspended for that.
  22. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:16 am
    hahaha. much better than the real book. kid deserves an A. he made a gay 6 page paper fun
  23. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
    TL;DR
  24. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:26 am
    the author admits this is fake
  25. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:32 am
    love it. xD "the liberals decided decided it was `crueal and unusual` or some gay sh*t like that"
  26. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Well, he actually does know the book pretty well for not having read it.
  27. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:51 am
    This is fantastic. Seriously. So much love XD
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
    "TL;DR "

    You`re really f*cking lazy, you know that?
  29. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 9:53 am
    You know the teacher (secretely) loved this essay cuz s/he too the time to mark it all the way to the end... and a bit after...
    hahahaha, this was awesome
  30. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Genius! Makes me want to actually read the book!
  31. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
    LOL! Gerry1of1
  32. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
    "The funny part is that i actually did get expelled later for writing that my teacher was a bitch on myspace...haha now i wish i actually had turned in the paper and at least gone out with a bang...oh well. :)"

    lmao! this is too good.
  33. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:05 am
    LOL! Read it all, laughed a ton
  34. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Awesome o.o
  35. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    you mean that wasn`t what it was about?
  36. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Well, if you`re gonna fail, fail with style
  37. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Awesome - love the ps...
    Wish I was there for the session with the guidance counselor.
  38. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:38 am
    "(you know what bet im talking about)"

    yes...yes i do...
  39. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 10:40 am
    They expelled him from school for...writing a fake essay on Facebook? That`s bullpoo, maybe suspended...but no expelled...That is way too damn harsh. He`s an idiot for posting that becuase of course he was going to get in trouble but expelling him is a little over the line in my opinion. Anyone else have thoughts on this?
  40. Profile photo of tetraludious
    tetraludious Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
    hell yes, if only i did this
  41. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Meh. I`ve seen funnier didn`t-read-the-book reports.
  42. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 10:57 am
    even when bullpooting a paper, it`s still not that easy to fill up 6 pages. he started triple spacing and writing lyrics ahahahah. nice touch with promoting b&n and starbucks lol.
  43. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
    @muffinzzz

    Don`t try and start a debate. I don`t even have that kind of authority yet. As of now your only rights of posting are "lol"`s and the occasional "shopped" just so you can remind everyone of how much they he or she hates you.
  44. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    @Lblaxplaya20 I have every right to start a debate if I wish, but, I wasn`t trying to start a debate at all, I asked whether or not anyone thought that deserved explusion, it was only posted on facebook.
  45. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
    awesome
  46. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I would write "F- for handwriting" and give it back to the teacher -_-
  47. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
    This is why teachers have high incidents of stroke and suicide.
  48. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 11:37 am
    They make Cinnamon toothpaste? Want.
  49. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:45 am
    If you read the comments at the top you`ll notice it`s actually peer review, another student revised it and wrote that she doesn`t think the teacher would accept the assignment.
  50. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:47 am
    @ Lblaxplaya20

    - I don`t even have the right to do anything but that yet. You have to hit 1000 first =P
  51. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Pathetic.
  52. Profile photo of dontfeelbad
    dontfeelbad Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    I wasn`t gonna read it at first, but it was worth it
  53. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    It is probably reviewed by a student teacher actually. Hence the fact that they thought it was funny, but that Mr. BlahBlah would think it was inappropriate.
  54. Profile photo of Wired
    Wired Female 13-17
    49 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    lmao!! Go Adam!
  55. Profile photo of twigglepuff
    twigglepuff Female 13-17
    71 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    I like the smiley face the teacher put in halfway through
  56. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    and he, ladies and gentlemen, will one day be a leader of this nation.

    God help us all.
  57. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Glad it was fake. I`d be pissed off if I had to read and critique his report. If he wants to waste his time that`s his right to do so, but to waste the teacher`s time is unacceptable. This is why I hated school until university.
  58. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "and he, ladies and gentlemen, will one day be a leader of this nation.

    God help us all."

    I would welcome him greatly, at least until I become ruler of the world. Also, how do you know he`s American? You know, there are other English-speaking countries.

    This is a great writer.
  59. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    This is the best essay ever written. Period. He should be contacted for a new edition of the bible.
  60. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    any normal teacher wouldve stopped at page two
  61. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I loved this because I also had to recently read that book, and hated it (I don`t give a drat if it`s a "classic" I still hated it)
  62. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Lame.
  63. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Lol this was entertaining. He really wasn`t that bad of a writer if you eliminate a couple of the grammatical errors. Reminds me of some of the writers fro The Onion
  64. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    The thing is, he actually read the book, and hes an ashole
  65. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    seeing as the teacher continued to mark the whole paper, and failed to correct the grammatical errors, i`m caling fake. but still pretty funny.
  66. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    This is fake. He admitted it.
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    lame
  68. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Well, if you`re gonna fail might as well earn it...
  69. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    That is exactly what I took away from the book as well.
  70. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    @muffinz

    Lets try and keep your character count down to a minimum. You`re already pushing the boundaries of what you can post. Also I accept your apology for your actions, no matter how furious they made me and the rest of the IAB community.

    @42467

    Don`t worry we will get there.
  71. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    i never laughed so much from a iab post. ever!
  72. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Well, if you`re gonna fail might as well earn it...
    ^^This.

    Although, if I were a teacher, this poo would get an A+!!
  73. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    @ Pingas:

    there are other English-speaking countries? REALLY? golly gee, thank you Captain Obvious!

  74. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    I read the whole thing. It was clever, dull smart AND stupid.

    But it was not funny.

    I am sad now.
  75. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    I`m amazed the teacher actually continued marking things all the way through.
  76. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Damn that was funny it was well worth reading!
  77. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Ha man that was pretty funny, but kinda gross
  78. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    it was funny when they were real, but now they are just fake as well
  79. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    lol
  80. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    The only thing funny about this crap is how pathetic the kid who wrote this is. Adam will be flipping burgers for the rest of his life.
  81. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    He/she FAILED him??? Come on, at least give the kid a D for creativity :D
  82. Profile photo of Wired
    Wired Female 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    He didnt wanna do the 6 page essay so the night before his book report was due he typed up this fake one and graded it himself. He later was suspended for calling his teacher a bitch on myspace. wich is stupid myspace has nothing to do with school. dumb bitch got butthurt or something
  83. Profile photo of Ductapemafia
    Ductapemafia Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Lol that was funny real or no?
  84. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    the best part is that mark twain didnt even write that horrible book XD
  85. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    teachers hand writing is horrible, but the kid clearly read the book, just was not impressed..
  86. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
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    October 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    man i wish i could do this. i have to do an essay every week and each one takes me 4 hours to write. its such a waste of time
  87. Profile photo of JGsox33
    JGsox33 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Fake.
    I never trust these papers at all, with the teacher comments and all that. Give me proof that it`s real. I`m pretty sure a teacher would confiscate the paper, the kid would be forced to see a psychiatrist, and so on or something like that. The teacher wouldn`t say "well, this was funny. but also inappropriate." Any teacher would stop after the first few ridiculous things he said there and say "I`m not wasting my time. F."
  88. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    The teacher`s handwriting makes me want to squeeze hot peppers into my eyes.
  89. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 12:26 am
    The best part is that the kid obviously read and understood the book. lol
  90. Profile photo of yokuinhikari
    yokuinhikari Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 5:56 am
    this would be the coolest thing ever if it was real
  91. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Man, this is seriously the most epic report I`ve ever read. Seriously, I give the kid mad props. He has voice, proper puncuation (for the most part), and displays a knowledge most of what he`s talking about. The report as a whole was just funnier than drat, and should of gotten at LEAST an 80. Way to go, kid.
  92. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:21 am
    I would definitely not call this epic... at all... i don`t think it`s even close...
  93. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:28 am
    What?!?!?! Are you guys crazy your giving him "props" There was nothing intelligent in there. Any jack ass 12yr old could write that.
  94. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Thank God I decided not to go into teaching.
  95. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 11:02 am
    I`m torn, I really am. As a human male of age 34, I laughed my ass off, I did. Now were I a teacher, I`d flunk the little bastard, and give him detention until the end of time.

    As a drill instructor and an instructor on Basic Training courses, I ran into this conundrum many times. The recruits would do and say the funniest crap ever. As a person, I`d have to stand the troops at ease, march off the parade square, behind a building, and laugh as quiet as I could, then march back on, and unleash the fury of god on the recruit. As the Drill Instructor, such displays of blatant disrespect, and lack of seriousness had to be punished, and harshly.

    Still, I can`t count the number of times that found me behind a building laughing my head off because of what a seriously stressed and sleep deprived recruit said. Just like this essay
  96. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    October 17, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    What an dumb-ass.
  97. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    tl;dr
  98. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    as hilarious as this was....it was completely "f*cking retarded" so he`s a dumbass...
  99. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    "who land on a island" how did the teacher miss out on that one? tsk. tsk.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    I love this, I can just see the poor irate teacher having no idea what to write.
  101. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    That was the best paper ever written. I would have loved to see the look on that teacher`s face when she saw it. I like the note on page 4 "This paragraph may get you expelled."
  102. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    DUDE! SERIOUSLY! Who was the brass balled teacher who not only read this to the end, but PROPERLY edited it w/o skipping the proverbial beat? Kudos and free pussy for you teacher!
  103. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
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    October 17, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    The only thing I disliked was the drating red lines and x`s everywhere.
  104. Profile photo of Greyson
    Greyson Male 13-17
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    October 17, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I don`t think a teacher graded it. I think he just had someone proofread it before he turned it in. On the first page the long paragraph is something about it being funny but innapropriate. And something like "Mr. Barton wouldn`t appreciate it" or something
  105. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    It`s all funny until you end up in juvie.
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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    I like how the teacher bothed writing down "sp" next to "pedephile."
  107. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    He needs more profanity and sexual references!
  108. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    Why did they give him an F?
    The only thing that would make this better would be if I could read what the f*cking teacher wrote on his paper.
  109. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    If he doesn`t care let him not care. It`s hilarious for me!
  110. Profile photo of ihatekevin
    ihatekevin Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    I love that it says "this paper was funny but very inappropriate". I also don`t know why some people are getting their panties in a bunch about this. We all need someone to flip our burgers and salt our fries, at least they`ll do it with a sense of humor.

    Plus, if it IS a fake, who cares? Still funny.
  111. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    ...Mark Twain didn`t write Lord of the Flies. William Golding did. This paper doesn`t deserve "mad props," nor is it "epic." It`s a stupid pile of garbage that a half-assed high school delinquent wrote because he couldn`t be bothered to use his brain for anything other than coming up with 100 different sexual references, much less writing a coherent and intelligent 6-page paper.

    And people wonder why America is falling behind the curve when it comes to education...
  112. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I dont get why the teacher bothered grading half of it. And I agree that it isnt clever. The profanity and complete lack of intelligence shines through. There are clever ways of doing this, and this kid does not pull it off. Sounds like a moron, but as ihatekevin says, we need people like this, because who else is going to flip the burgers.
  113. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Why do teachers always have such unreadable handwriting?
  114. Profile photo of Nodroger
    Nodroger Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 6:15 am
    i havent read lord of the flies, and now im not gonna, thats the version i will always remember xD
  115. Profile photo of Fated
    Fated Female 30-39
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    October 18, 2010 at 6:45 am
    As much as we do need people for menial labour jobs, we also need people that are willing to say what they think regardless of social accpetance.

    The fact that I can laugh at stuff like this is reassuring. It means I`m not taking myself too seriously yet. When it comes to this life, you shouldn`t take things too seriously, it always ends, it`s just more fun if you can laugh about it.
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 7:30 am
    Nice try, kid.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    October 18, 2010 at 8:28 am
    That kid has some cojones to turn that in. I thought it was hilarious.
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    A teacher wouldn`t read through the entire thing, grading it all, and wouldn`t return it to the student. Maybe the parents.
    It would have been funnier without the fake grading.
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    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    Can anyone translate what the "teacher" wrote down on the papers?
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
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    October 19, 2010 at 6:38 am
    reminds me of the stuff i wrote in school, ALWAYS got 0 points. :) and made my high school exams and diploma at a different school. the first school didnt deserve me.
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
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    October 19, 2010 at 6:39 am
    @ danky: teachers really do correct ALL that you wrote and correct even typing errors. believe me. i know it and was surprised everytime. i had a good laugh about the correction sentences every time :) i guess teachers really do have fun correcting such exams.
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
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    October 19, 2010 at 6:40 am
    and it`s a lot of fun just writing what you really think about it, even if you exaggerate a little :)
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
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    October 19, 2010 at 6:40 am
    the system is like this: when you have NO IDEA and know you`re going to get 0 points, DO IT. i did it, too.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 8:21 am
    good for the kid, he will probably become a blogger and make millions off that, who says our current education system does not teach kids how to think
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    awesome... reminds me of a report i turned in in middle school that said the one thing i was looking forward to this summer is not coming to school where i have to be on the lookout for "clubby five-iron" (because our principle had recently been accused of beating his wife with a golf club... seriously...)
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    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    find this kid and crown him king of the internetz
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    The "f" he got stood for farking awesome.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    after reading your comments, i feel bad that little of you have a sense of humor. that kid did the best report i`ve ever seen and if i was his teacher, i would give him an F also, but i would give him some options as to how he could express his creativity in a more appropriate setting. if he ends up flipping burgers and salting fries as a certain fat girl predicted (don`t worry, kevin doesn`t even know you exist, hate him all you want) then i see that as failure on the educational system, for this kid has potential.
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    cynic04 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    February 15, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    I mean.. Part of me wonders how old this kid was, and maybe perhaps he has problems...`

    but another part of me thinks it is absolutely genius and hilarious.

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