Best `Lord of The Flies` Book Report Ever [Pics]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago in Funny

This kid cut through all the BS and really understood what the book was trying to say.
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Male 86
I mean.. Part of me wonders how old this kid was, and maybe perhaps he has problems...`

but another part of me thinks it is absolutely genius and hilarious.
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Male 1,360
after reading your comments, i feel bad that little of you have a sense of humor. that kid did the best report i`ve ever seen and if i was his teacher, i would give him an F also, but i would give him some options as to how he could express his creativity in a more appropriate setting. if he ends up flipping burgers and salting fries as a certain fat girl predicted (don`t worry, kevin doesn`t even know you exist, hate him all you want) then i see that as failure on the educational system, for this kid has potential.
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Male 1,360
The "f" he got stood for farking awesome.
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Male 265
find this kid and crown him king of the internetz
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Female 3,598
awesome... reminds me of a report i turned in in middle school that said the one thing i was looking forward to this summer is not coming to school where i have to be on the lookout for "clubby five-iron" (because our principle had recently been accused of beating his wife with a golf club... seriously...)
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Male 794
good for the kid, he will probably become a blogger and make millions off that, who says our current education system does not teach kids how to think
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Male 89
the system is like this: when you have NO IDEA and know you`re going to get 0 points, DO IT. i did it, too.
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Male 89
and it`s a lot of fun just writing what you really think about it, even if you exaggerate a little :)
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Male 89
@ danky: teachers really do correct ALL that you wrote and correct even typing errors. believe me. i know it and was surprised everytime. i had a good laugh about the correction sentences every time :) i guess teachers really do have fun correcting such exams.
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Male 89
reminds me of the stuff i wrote in school, ALWAYS got 0 points. :) and made my high school exams and diploma at a different school. the first school didnt deserve me.
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Male 74
Can anyone translate what the "teacher" wrote down on the papers?
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Male 559
A teacher wouldn`t read through the entire thing, grading it all, and wouldn`t return it to the student. Maybe the parents.
It would have been funnier without the fake grading.
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Male 1,312
That kid has some cojones to turn that in. I thought it was hilarious.
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Male 417
Nice try, kid.
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Female 51
As much as we do need people for menial labour jobs, we also need people that are willing to say what they think regardless of social accpetance.

The fact that I can laugh at stuff like this is reassuring. It means I`m not taking myself too seriously yet. When it comes to this life, you shouldn`t take things too seriously, it always ends, it`s just more fun if you can laugh about it.
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Male 34
i havent read lord of the flies, and now im not gonna, thats the version i will always remember xD
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Male 1,557
Why do teachers always have such unreadable handwriting?
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Male 190
I dont get why the teacher bothered grading half of it. And I agree that it isnt clever. The profanity and complete lack of intelligence shines through. There are clever ways of doing this, and this kid does not pull it off. Sounds like a moron, but as ihatekevin says, we need people like this, because who else is going to flip the burgers.
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Male 842
...Mark Twain didn`t write Lord of the Flies. William Golding did. This paper doesn`t deserve "mad props," nor is it "epic." It`s a stupid pile of garbage that a half-assed high school delinquent wrote because he couldn`t be bothered to use his brain for anything other than coming up with 100 different sexual references, much less writing a coherent and intelligent 6-page paper.

And people wonder why America is falling behind the curve when it comes to education...
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Female 166
I love that it says "this paper was funny but very inappropriate". I also don`t know why some people are getting their panties in a bunch about this. We all need someone to flip our burgers and salt our fries, at least they`ll do it with a sense of humor.

Plus, if it IS a fake, who cares? Still funny.
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Male 213
If he doesn`t care let him not care. It`s hilarious for me!
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Male 2,893
Why did they give him an F?
The only thing that would make this better would be if I could read what the f*cking teacher wrote on his paper.
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Male 371
He needs more profanity and sexual references!
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Male 404
I like how the teacher bothed writing down "sp" next to "pedephile."
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Male 195
It`s all funny until you end up in juvie.
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Male 2
I don`t think a teacher graded it. I think he just had someone proofread it before he turned it in. On the first page the long paragraph is something about it being funny but innapropriate. And something like "Mr. Barton wouldn`t appreciate it" or something
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Male 180
The only thing I disliked was the drating red lines and x`s everywhere.
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Female 212
DUDE! SERIOUSLY! Who was the brass balled teacher who not only read this to the end, but PROPERLY edited it w/o skipping the proverbial beat? Kudos and free pussy for you teacher!
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Female 1,006
That was the best paper ever written. I would have loved to see the look on that teacher`s face when she saw it. I like the note on page 4 "This paragraph may get you expelled."
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Male 5,189
tl;dl
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Female 375
I love this, I can just see the poor irate teacher having no idea what to write.
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Male 769
"who land on a island" how did the teacher miss out on that one? tsk. tsk.
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Male 3,915
as hilarious as this was....it was completely "f*cking retarded" so he`s a dumbass...
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Male 628
tl;dr
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Female 1,236
What an dumb-ass.
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Male 661
I`m torn, I really am. As a human male of age 34, I laughed my ass off, I did. Now were I a teacher, I`d flunk the little bastard, and give him detention until the end of time.

As a drill instructor and an instructor on Basic Training courses, I ran into this conundrum many times. The recruits would do and say the funniest crap ever. As a person, I`d have to stand the troops at ease, march off the parade square, behind a building, and laugh as quiet as I could, then march back on, and unleash the fury of god on the recruit. As the Drill Instructor, such displays of blatant disrespect, and lack of seriousness had to be punished, and harshly.

Still, I can`t count the number of times that found me behind a building laughing my head off because of what a seriously stressed and sleep deprived recruit said. Just like this essay
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Male 2,868
Thank God I decided not to go into teaching.
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Male 170
What?!?!?! Are you guys crazy your giving him "props" There was nothing intelligent in there. Any jack ass 12yr old could write that.
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Female 2,289
I would definitely not call this epic... at all... i don`t think it`s even close...
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Female 68
Man, this is seriously the most epic report I`ve ever read. Seriously, I give the kid mad props. He has voice, proper puncuation (for the most part), and displays a knowledge most of what he`s talking about. The report as a whole was just funnier than drat, and should of gotten at LEAST an 80. Way to go, kid.
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Male 1
this would be the coolest thing ever if it was real
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Male 577
The best part is that the kid obviously read and understood the book. lol
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Female 1,652
The teacher`s handwriting makes me want to squeeze hot peppers into my eyes.
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Male 47
Fake.
I never trust these papers at all, with the teacher comments and all that. Give me proof that it`s real. I`m pretty sure a teacher would confiscate the paper, the kid would be forced to see a psychiatrist, and so on or something like that. The teacher wouldn`t say "well, this was funny. but also inappropriate." Any teacher would stop after the first few ridiculous things he said there and say "I`m not wasting my time. F."
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Female 136
man i wish i could do this. i have to do an essay every week and each one takes me 4 hours to write. its such a waste of time
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Male 243
teachers hand writing is horrible, but the kid clearly read the book, just was not impressed..
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Female 850
the best part is that mark twain didnt even write that horrible book XD
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Male 78
Lol that was funny real or no?
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Female 49
He didnt wanna do the 6 page essay so the night before his book report was due he typed up this fake one and graded it himself. He later was suspended for calling his teacher a bitch on myspace. wich is stupid myspace has nothing to do with school. dumb bitch got butthurt or something
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Female 272
He/she FAILED him??? Come on, at least give the kid a D for creativity :D
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Female 3,562
The only thing funny about this crap is how pathetic the kid who wrote this is. Adam will be flipping burgers for the rest of his life.
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Male 589
lol
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Male 936
it was funny when they were real, but now they are just fake as well
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Male 294
Ha man that was pretty funny, but kinda gross
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Male 3,076
Damn that was funny it was well worth reading!
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Male 1,598
I`m amazed the teacher actually continued marking things all the way through.
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Male 1,299
I read the whole thing. It was clever, dull smart AND stupid.

But it was not funny.

I am sad now.
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Female 1,798
@ Pingas:

there are other English-speaking countries? REALLY? golly gee, thank you Captain Obvious!

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Female 122
Well, if you`re gonna fail might as well earn it...
^^This.

Although, if I were a teacher, this poo would get an A+!!
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Male 272
i never laughed so much from a iab post. ever!
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Male 422
@muffinz

Lets try and keep your character count down to a minimum. You`re already pushing the boundaries of what you can post. Also I accept your apology for your actions, no matter how furious they made me and the rest of the IAB community.

@42467

Don`t worry we will get there.
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Male 2,796
That is exactly what I took away from the book as well.
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Male 452
Well, if you`re gonna fail might as well earn it...
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Male 25,416
lame
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Female 448
This is fake. He admitted it.
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Female 839
seeing as the teacher continued to mark the whole paper, and failed to correct the grammatical errors, i`m caling fake. but still pretty funny.
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Male 1,222
The thing is, he actually read the book, and hes an ashole
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Male 2,441
Lol this was entertaining. He really wasn`t that bad of a writer if you eliminate a couple of the grammatical errors. Reminds me of some of the writers fro The Onion
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Male 1,625
Lame.
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Male 132
I loved this because I also had to recently read that book, and hated it (I don`t give a drat if it`s a "classic" I still hated it)
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Male 905
any normal teacher wouldve stopped at page two
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Male 95
This is the best essay ever written. Period. He should be contacted for a new edition of the bible.
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Male 312
"and he, ladies and gentlemen, will one day be a leader of this nation.

God help us all."

I would welcome him greatly, at least until I become ruler of the world. Also, how do you know he`s American? You know, there are other English-speaking countries.

This is a great writer.
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Male 1,287
Glad it was fake. I`d be pissed off if I had to read and critique his report. If he wants to waste his time that`s his right to do so, but to waste the teacher`s time is unacceptable. This is why I hated school until university.
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Female 1,798
and he, ladies and gentlemen, will one day be a leader of this nation.

God help us all.
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Female 71
I like the smiley face the teacher put in halfway through
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Female 49
lmao!! Go Adam!
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Female 122
It is probably reviewed by a student teacher actually. Hence the fact that they thought it was funny, but that Mr. BlahBlah would think it was inappropriate.
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Male 3
I wasn`t gonna read it at first, but it was worth it
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Male 4,745
Pathetic.
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Male 743
@ Lblaxplaya20

- I don`t even have the right to do anything but that yet. You have to hit 1000 first =P
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Male 350
If you read the comments at the top you`ll notice it`s actually peer review, another student revised it and wrote that she doesn`t think the teacher would accept the assignment.
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Female 2,120
They make Cinnamon toothpaste? Want.
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Male 17,511
This is why teachers have high incidents of stroke and suicide.
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Male 720
I would write "F- for handwriting" and give it back to the teacher -_-
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Male 756
awesome
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Male 50
@Lblaxplaya20 I have every right to start a debate if I wish, but, I wasn`t trying to start a debate at all, I asked whether or not anyone thought that deserved explusion, it was only posted on facebook.
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Male 422
@muffinzzz

Don`t try and start a debate. I don`t even have that kind of authority yet. As of now your only rights of posting are "lol"`s and the occasional "shopped" just so you can remind everyone of how much they he or she hates you.
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Male 1,083
even when bullpooting a paper, it`s still not that easy to fill up 6 pages. he started triple spacing and writing lyrics ahahahah. nice touch with promoting b&n and starbucks lol.
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Male 5,194
Meh. I`ve seen funnier didn`t-read-the-book reports.
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Male 6
hell yes, if only i did this
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Male 50
They expelled him from school for...writing a fake essay on Facebook? That`s bullpoo, maybe suspended...but no expelled...That is way too damn harsh. He`s an idiot for posting that becuase of course he was going to get in trouble but expelling him is a little over the line in my opinion. Anyone else have thoughts on this?
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Male 3,745
"(you know what bet im talking about)"

yes...yes i do...
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Male 364
Awesome - love the ps...
Wish I was there for the session with the guidance counselor.
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Female 1,623
Well, if you`re gonna fail, fail with style
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Female 1,077
you mean that wasn`t what it was about?
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Male 383
Awesome o.o
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Male 2,344
LOL! Read it all, laughed a ton
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Female 1,441
"The funny part is that i actually did get expelled later for writing that my teacher was a bitch on myspace...haha now i wish i actually had turned in the paper and at least gone out with a bang...oh well. :)"

lmao! this is too good.
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Male 1,244
LOL! Gerry1of1
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Male 1,244
Genius! Makes me want to actually read the book!
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Female 246
You know the teacher (secretely) loved this essay cuz s/he too the time to mark it all the way to the end... and a bit after...
hahahaha, this was awesome
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Male 9,305
"TL;DR "

You`re really f*cking lazy, you know that?
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Female 1,682
This is fantastic. Seriously. So much love XD
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Male 1,184
Well, he actually does know the book pretty well for not having read it.
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Female 1,043
love it. xD "the liberals decided decided it was `crueal and unusual` or some gay sh*t like that"
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Male 1,011
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Male 2,619
TL;DR
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Female 245
hahaha. much better than the real book. kid deserves an A. he made a gay 6 page paper fun
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Male 594
Wow, wonder if he got suspended for that.
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Male 3,894
Prolly written and self-graded for giggles. funny nonetheless.
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Female 1,181
i`d give the kid an `a`, just for the whole `jerking off bet` thing. brilliant.
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Female 535
This paper -was- funny but -very- inappropriate.

Makes it seem fake.
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Male 40,739
Hooray! The tiny dot is gone!
Boo! It`s been replaced by something even more boring!
@starshimmer, lolz! I need more coffee, I didn`t even notice that particular Epic Fail!
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Female 331
Erm..lord of the flies =/= lord of the rings. Icon fail.
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Male 394
The real link to the essay.

For some reason on a bodybuilding website...
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Male 120
video didn`t show up for me. :`(
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Male 5,163
This report deserve an A++. Genius at work.
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Male 1,931
Oh GAWD I could NOT stop laughing throughout. A++ in my book.
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Male 39,902
I can`s see anything.
but it doesn`t matter because
ever since yesterday, all I can think of
is giant toilets

thanks iab
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Female 97
OMFG I haven`t laughed this hard in ages. This is the reason why I want to become a teacher sometimes :3
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Male 391
Well done Cobra, well done.
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Male 185
Yeah, that looks like a big nothing. I read the book, I definitely would have been marked with an F for handing in a blank report.
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Male 633
i`m still bored
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Male 4,807
I get it.. The blackness is what the book was really trying to say. Thats how the boys felt being all alone on the island with that stupid piggy. God I`m glad he died!
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Male 354
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Male 354
You forgot the content.
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Male 419
wow. a blank black box.
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Female 1,682
This seems to not be working for me :(
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Male 7,830
Link: Best `Lord of The Flies` Book Report Ever [Pics] [Rate Link] - This kid cut through all the BS and really understood what the book was trying to say.
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