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Date: 10/13/10 09:03 AM

78 Responses to Bears Are Evolving In A Scary Way [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    October 12, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Link: Bears Are Evolving In A Scary Way - The most dangerous creature to hit the genetic labs.
  2. Profile photo of Akeer
    Akeer Male 40-49
    11 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:05 am
    Where is the octopus part?

    Think I lost 10 I.Q. points just LOOKING at this pic!
  3. Profile photo of DethRose
    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:11 am
    I only see Bearshark.
  4. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:14 am
    Where`s the octopus in this?
  5. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Pretty bear-y and shark-y...
    not so topus-y
  6. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:22 am
    I don`t see the "-topus" in there anywhere
  7. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:31 am
    Candygram.
  8. Profile photo of SmokyMcPott
    SmokyMcPott Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:35 am
    If anyone can do a bearsharktopus I would swap them my chimpanglegrinder
  9. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Shoulda shopped a polar bear.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36644 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:38 am
    I`m waiting to see who calls "Shopped" first.
  11. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Ah yes, the rare Bark (Hairius sharkium). A very dangerous creature. Loves salmon and honey.
  12. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:40 am
    Ha. The most lulzy part was where the OP obviously had changed the description cuz he was red-faced.
  13. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:54 am
    "I`m waiting to see who calls "Shopped" first."

    A-hem....

    SHOPPED!

    There you go.
  14. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Definitely not shopped. I`ve seen them on several occasions. People don`t realize that bears and sharks only split evolutionary paths very recently and are still capable of hybridizing. Most combinations are known to exist in nature with the exception of the mazzly(mako-grizzly).
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Global warming + evolution = Epic grizzly shark
  16. Profile photo of
    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Man bear pig is better.
  17. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Looks like one of my classmates
  18. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:29 am
    good god...
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Bears are actually pretty closely related to whales...
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:35 am
    So do they call this a Shear or a Bark ?

    Neither one sounds appropriately scary.
  21. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Not shopped.

    I can tell by the pixels.
  22. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:38 am
    These things have been around for years, but it`s only since Steve Irwin died that they`ve decided it was safe enough to come out.
  23. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "A-hem....

    SHOPPED!

    There you go."

    Technically I already did. ;P
  24. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:41 am
    "So do they call this a Shear or a Bark ?

    Neither one sounds appropriately scary."

    Shear aint a scary name?



    Really, man? Really?
  25. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Crikey! It`s the Great Brown Shizzly Bark!!!
  26. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Horrible photoshop.
  27. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:01 am
    "Horrible photoshop."

    There`s no way this is shopped.
  28. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:25 am
    @ TheTumor - I think that first photo might be a pic of the lead singer from Dead or Alive...
  29. Profile photo of Puddingbrood
    Puddingbrood Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Grizzly shark sounds scary enough?
  30. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2080 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:40 am
    It is the sequel to Sharktopus!
  31. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:54 am
    I`d poo myself.
  32. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "Horrible photoshop. "

    NOT a shop, i know this because of the pixels and because i have seen a lot of shops in my time. this one sir, is not a shop


    (teehee)
  33. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Why does this have such a low rating? Bears are a 4, sharks are at least a 6, this should be off the scale here!
  34. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Just like Sharktopus!
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Now that would be one badass predator! I wouldn`t go hunting for one, that`s for sure.
  36. Profile photo of Katelyn92
    Katelyn92 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Manbear pig is better
  37. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    "Horrible photoshop. "

    No, if you look at the pixels, you can clearly tell that this picture is made up of them. Therefore, it can`t be shopped.
  38. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    "Horrible photoshop. "

    No, if you look at the pixels, you can clearly tell that this picture is made up of them. Therefore, it can`t be shopped.
  39. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    I`m a manbearsharkkkkkk drat yeah i`m a manbearsharkkk
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Sharkear
  41. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Oh, wb AnarchistGod. Yeah, I wouldn`t go giving out your password on the forums this time around.
  42. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Way scarier than Sharktopus.
  43. Profile photo of tannerhinton
    tannerhinton Male 13-17
    5 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    its actually just CG
  44. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    my professional training say that this is, in fact, shopped.
  45. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    All you idiots that say its shopped are wrong!!!!
    It`s OBVIOUSLY a goblin shark in a bear suit!!!!

    WHY SO THICK IAB????
  46. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Photoshop is awesome.
  47. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    If you stare into it`s eye you can see it is just a lonely beast that needs a kind and loving owner to feed and care for it. That`s right chuck norris put a missing pet poster up a few days ago in my neighborhood. This must be what he meant be kind and loving mutant shark-bear. If you happen to come across it again he named into T-1000, or just T for short. Also, this is what ate Christian Bale and that is why you haven`t heard anything about the third Batman movie yet.
  48. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I told you science would one day mate a shark and a bear........wait I didn`t.....well I`m saying it now
  49. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Great, now we have extra dangerous things on land.
  50. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    repost, but i love it. i have always loved this pic.
  51. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    awesome :D
  52. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    I can`t tell if it`s photoshopped.
  53. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    old!
  54. Profile photo of ckelly32
    ckelly32 Male 40-49
    11 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    But all I wanted was a frickin` shark with lasers on its head.
  55. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    This can`t be photoshopped. Liars.
  56. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    lol ckelly....great memories...
  57. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Wake me when they mutate to LASER shark bears.
  58. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    SHOPPED!
    _____

    NO, IT`S NOT SHOPPED....A FRIEND OF A FRIEND SAID THEY WENT TO A LAKE AND SAW ONE....SO, THERE.
  59. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    I WAS THERE
  60. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    really? cause it wasnt funny,which is the only concievable reason why you would call it so, to get laughs......denied
  61. Profile photo of meaga
    meaga Male 30-39
    39 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    You know the eye does not look right... i think it could be shoped. ROTFL
  62. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    This is even worse than sharktopus.
  63. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 13, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Bark?
  64. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 3:06 am
    Sharktopus sounds like the most amazing thing ever D:
  65. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 4:26 am
    I think this may be shopped...
  66. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 6:39 am
    So did a bear boink a shark, or did the shark boink the bear?
  67. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 8:26 am
    its just the bears halloween costume. jeez chillax
  68. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    I thought this maybe was the new mascot for the Ole Miss Rebels, lol
  69. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Attack of the Beark!
  70. Profile photo of Gompers
    Gompers Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Definitely not `shopped....
    I`ve seen a lot of shops in my day and this is not one of them.
  71. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    oh noes!!! its MAN-BEAR-SHARK!!!
  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    0.0
  73. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Well thats just great. A Land Shark. Just what we all need.
  74. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Close cousin to the owlbear:


  75. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm
  76. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    We have to get this on the Colbert Report pronto, to help him with the march!
  77. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Candygram.
  78. Profile photo of N3urodisko
    N3urodisko Male 13-17
    5 posts
    October 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    I wouldnt be suprised if this was an actual syfy movie

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