Baby Gets the Holy Spirit In Church

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

It"s an odd baby in church, dancing as if possessed by the Jesus Spirit. Welcome to becoming a meme, baby.
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Male 5,413
Haha this isn`t some retarded miracle super baby Jesus. It`s just a baby that is thinking of Jimi Hendrix
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Female 683
That`s one weird looking kid. It has weird hair.
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Male 411
Ahahaha this kid is on shrooms...
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Male 617
probably the cutest thing ive ever seen
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Female 1,236
Didya see the mitts on that kid? Future freakin` banana-hands.
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Male 155
brainwashing the poor child
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Male 2,592
That`s an ugly kid
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Female 169
In my all my years of going to church off and on I have never gotten that what that hand waving bit was about or the need to rush to the front of the church to pray when it is equally effective to do it from your seat.
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Male 30
Before reading the posts I was wondering if anyone else found this creepy. like really creepy. Yay for religious indoctrination.
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Male 208
I hate church
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Male 255
where do people wave flags in church, like this guy in the back? or why? And yes, the baby is just imitating someone else, so most likely it will stick to religion.
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Male 94
Cant this just be cute? Yes obviously its just a kid copying people. Dead Kittens that is not a five year. Its a healthy thing to do, and religious meaning is lost on the child so just take it for what it is.
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Male 363
dustercat21 is getting mad at an infant.
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Female 1,893
this is creepy.. i dont like t one bit
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Male 135
The baby is imitating what he/she sees other people do.
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Female 4,039
Ah, she`s probably just pooping.
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Female 281
eskimo9 - Win. :3
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Female 121
A little young to make up your mind kid... I hope you choose what religion suits you best some day, if you stick with this so be it, just dont preach in my face k?
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Male 363
Epic double, here`s another smart comment

@ruthless1990 "jeez i hate atheist fanatics, just as much as religious fanatics. Leave other parents to raise their kids in their beliefs just like im sure you will make fun of religions in front of your kids."

Yes, atheist fanatics get pretty f**king annoying too.
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Male 363
@eskimo9

Thank you. You have the smartest comment in this thread
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Male 703
Oh my crapping crap. I can`t believe the mind-boggling retardation going on in this thread. Why do you all hate religion so much? Brainwshing? Wanna talk about how you are going to raise your kids, brainwashing them from birth about how there is no God, and refusing to allow them the right to experience religion for themselves?
My family is not religious, but I always understood that if I wanted to find out about religion, my parents would take me to church.
Many, many people are born into non-religious families, and become religious for one reason or another, and vice-versa.
So if you think taking a young child to church (mosque, synagogue) is brainwashing, then go bugger yourself with a bible, you simpletons.
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Male 871
@SKINNERNSC you mean the large flag being waved way in the back?
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Male 12,138
zfolwick wins the internets. My internets, at least.
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Male 111
that`s the smallest old person I ever seen
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Male 22
Poor child =(
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Male 230
All I see is a baby mocking the christards around her.
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Female 42
Probably just doing what she sees grown ups doing when they`re in the Spirit. They react favorably to her, so she continues. Simple.
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Male 22

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Male 1,252
Pretty sure that kids like 5 and most likely a christian radical and home schooled.
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Female 351
I feel like that baby is an old soul :-/
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Female 406
@SKINNERNSC

Yeah, that kinda creeped me out. looks some a projection or something though
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Female 418
i really thought it had a mental disease at first since the baby was so stiff and angry looking
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Female 614
another televangelist is made. not a miracle. more like social conditioning. which isn`t to say the way children adapt to the environment is not a miracle. it`s just that this is not spiritual intervention. like, at all.
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Male 50
SKINNERNSC ... I seen that, too! I couldn`t tell if it was a projection on the wall, or actual fabric.
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Male 359
So....ummm....nobody else was weirded out by the floating piece of red fabric in the background?....
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Female 99
Monkey see, monkey do.
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Female 152
The little one is doing nothing more than imitating what she has seen other people do in Church. There is no divine intervention here. Though, I must say that I loath parents who force their religion on children instead of letting them find their own path. I was raised in a Christian household, however I found my own set of beliefs and I love my family even more for allowing me that freedom. RG900 is very much right when he says `brain washing`. This child has no chance to be anything but a religious drone...
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Female 145
Oh my god that is such a shame.
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Female 3,598
If you mother takes you everyday to that mud puddle in the street, and tells you its the ocean, what reason do you have to doubt her? It is not until you see the ocean itself, and then you ask why you ever thought the puddle was it.
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Male 254
why is that so damn creepy??
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Male 50
unmercyfuldu... "The fact is all adults who believe haven`t made the decision themselves."

I did. So much for your argument, huh?
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Male 506
People may believe what ever they want.

But it should NEVER be taught from a young age.
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Male 250
brain washing at a young age thats drated up
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Male 99
back in my day we had wooden pews..
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Female 22
She might be ok , she`s not clucking or mooing.
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Female 14
This is highly disturbing. I may vomit.
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Male 670
to hell with church...
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Male 75
baby looks like jigsaw
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Male 25,416
Wow, that kids gonna grow up so religious! poor kid! hope he turns out to be cool!
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Male 9
Is that Glen Becks Son?
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Female 178
Oh! to cute
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Male 1,547
This kid is going to grow up to be an atheist.
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Female 1,095
Jesus! That`s a creepy looking kid.
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Male 40,739
It`s just copying what it sees adults doing, no big deal.
Attendance is kinda sparce this week...
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Male 191
well, that was a waste of time
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Female 798
wow...that`s a really ugly baby.
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Female 31
This is a sign that they take this baby to church way too often!
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Male 1,378
jesus died lol
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Female 126
how creepy is this???? if I was walking home at night and that baby jumped out of the bush I would: 1- run away as fast as I could
2.- kick it
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Male 34
Just imitating her mother/father I`m sure. Nothing too special.
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Male 362
I`ve never understood the closing the eyes and putting the hand in the air thing
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Male 7,123
Yeah, it does look old before its time, doesn`t it.

When my daughter was that age she totally boogied to Chuck Berry. Maybellene in particular.
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Male 65
All the people are up front in the mosh pit.
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Male 5,194
Ugh. I went to a church like that when I was a kid. Lots of depressingly stupid people.
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Female 200
This creeps me out.
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Male 4,807
I`ve seen this somewhere long long ago....




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Male 259
I don`t feel like do this anymore... oh wait... people are still watching *insert more acting here*
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Female 1,515
Lol the baby is just copying...but seriously, that church is EMPTY. Where are all the people?
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Male 99
Poor brainwashed baby.
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Male 762
"The kid will grow old and get to decide for herself what she wants to be, so what, her parents take her to church?"

That is if she can outgrow her indoctrination and that is no easy task. How many adults do you know who find religion coming from a completely secular upbringing without being indoctrinated with this idea of god or spirit? The fact is all adults who believe haven`t made the decision themselves. They have been trapped in those beliefs by their childhood indoctrination. The instilled fear of eternal suffering. The immense guilt that always turns you to the church whenever you make a mistake because humans can never live up to their religions concept of perfect (usually because it is contradictory). These are the trappings of indoctrination. This is why indoctrination is child abuse.
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Male 15,510
He looks like a very old man
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Male 116
why are there only like 8 people in the congregation....
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Female 1,682
...That is really creepy. Seriously.
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Male 762
This kid is just as genuine as the adults.
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Female 347
My next door neighbor`s 3 year old called his mom a f*cker the other day. Must`ve been the devil that got to him.

And since when did "Sunday best" turn into flip-flops, shorts and a Hawaiian shirt?
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Male 2,796
Just watched it again... I really want to squeeze its head till its brains pop out. Little demon ankle biter.
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Male 871
its copying the adults like a baby chimp does picking bugs and eating em
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Female 2,674
That`s about a 6.5 on the creepy scale.


SlothOfDoom: HAHA!
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Female 3,574
LOL! That baby is really good at mimicking
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Female 154
Kudos to Ruthless
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Female 64
This is kinda creepy..
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Male 6,693
He got the spirit ! Hell Yea !
He got the spirit ! Hell Yea !

He got what ? What ? What ? What ?
What-what-what-what-what-what-what ! ! !

He got the spirit ! Hell Yea !
He got the spirit ! Hell Yea !

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Male 613
The parents will be paying for therapy someday.
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Male 39,899
Holy Spirit?

I think it`s just gas
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Male 2,033
Awwww...it thinks it is people!
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Male 102
It doesn`t look like a baby, it looks like a 90 year old midget.
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Female 166
This baby is UBER creepy.
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Male 4,593
I bet little Damionette grows up to be the goddam Anti-Christ... I`d laugh my ass off.
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Male 385
ruthless1990.....nice :)
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Male 142
That kid has amazing imitation skills. Future actor? Politician? Comedian?
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Male 2,893
Ladies and gentlemen, Brainwashing as it happens.
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Male 4,745
What a terrible shame to see the brainwashing kicking in so early. That poor kid doesn`t have a chance.
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Male 6,737
"monkey see, monkey do"

Exactly that.
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Female 23
"the sad thing is, the child will believe this crap for years. maybe forever. "

"I feel so effing sorry for that child because of the upbringing it will get from whatever parent is teaching it that. Really sad to see that."

You guys seem very sure that everything you believe is right, and everyone else is completely wrong. You sound like religious fanatics.

On a side note, this baby looks like a shrunken old man.
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Male 12
monkey see, monkey do
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Male 703
"Thats not a Church, it`s a gig!" - you`ve not been to many modern western churches, have you?

"I feel so effing sorry for that child because of the upbringing it will get from whatever parent is teaching it that." - you have just announced yourself clinically retarded.

"What a waste of time" - now I know you`ve been to iab before, how can you even say that given where you are?
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Female 1,435
baby belongs in a gospel church.
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Male 91
the sad thing is, the child will believe this crap for years. maybe forever.
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Female 3,001
"I feel so effing sorry for that child because of the upbringing it will get from whatever parent is teaching it that.

Really sad to see that."

i highly doubt you would say that if this was some other religion, for example if you saw some young muslim children kneeling and praying you wouldn`t diss that.
The kid will grow old and get to decide for herself what she wants to be, so what, her parents take her to church? she then mimics other people`s behaviour, that`s what kids do. Its not morally wrong, because really, the kids not gonna turn out evil from mimicking that kind of behaviour is she?


jeez i hate atheist fanatics, just as much as religious fanatics. Leave other parents to raise their kids in their beliefs just like im sure you will make fun of religions in front of your kids.
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Male 812
*gasp* This must be a miracle! I bet Jesus Christ himself made this baby dance this way because it... has something to do with churches and people getting religious or something... What a waste of time.
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Female 262
Even if the child is imitating someone, its behavior and stance is very, very unnatural for such a small child.
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Male 1,931
Um, yea. It`s a drating baby. I`d be surprised if it WASN`T imitating the behavior of those around it. It`s called genetics, babies are predisposed to try to mimic what people around it are doing.

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Male 2,796
I feel so effing sorry for that child because of the upbringing it will get from whatever parent is teaching it that.

Really sad to see that.
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Male 768
More likely it`s imitating some one doing that.
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Male 59
Thats not a Church, its a gig!
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Male 41
Possessed by the Jesus Spirit. Stay classy Fancylad.
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Male 394
That`s a pretty huge baby.
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Male 62
Bah... it`s quite obviously Benjamin Button.
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Male 96
kind of disturbing
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Male 20,903
Link: Baby Gets the Holy Spirit In Church [Rate Link] - It`s an odd baby in church, dancing as if possessed by the Jesus Spirit. Welcome to becoming a meme, baby.
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