Another Bicycle Has Been Stolen [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

But this time, the owner doesn"t even want the bike back. No, he wants more... much, much more...
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Male 1,360
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Male 10
looks like they are selling games in the back.
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Male 2
Is it wrong to love Mushie Mush from just seeing her photo?
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Male 2,670
"I hope my bike takes you straight to Hell."

Pure poetry.
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Male 425
Passive aggressive notes solve anything.
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Male 58
i got drunk one night and left my bike in my apartment foyer...does that count as being robbed? =P
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Female 2,249
We used to have this little outdoor setting with a table and chairs on our front porch until someone stole it. Although we were kind of more impressed than mad because it was really heavy and bulky.
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Female 1,236
I had a beautiful blue Schwinn beach cruiser many moons ago. Some non-nice individual stole it from my front yard. I hate, hate, hate theives.
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Female 329
i have this on a tshirt
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Male 29
I despise people who steal things from people, but when its stolen from a big multi billion dollar industry I don`t really care that much. It doesn`t matter to me if some rich artist gets their stuff stolen, they will still be getting tons of money off it. If someone gets, lets say an ipod stolen, they will have to raise up another few hundred dollars. The artist will still be making way more money then they would ever need for a normal life. (I really like the episode of southpark that makes fun of stealing mp3s)
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Male 33
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Male 2,516
no they`re not, because I`ve made some myself, see I`m a musician too, and I know for a fact the revenue on an mp3 is irrelevant compared to the revenue on other types of sales

I guess your baby ball sack is still too small and deep inside you to understand why musicians aren`t out and about all the time behind you for the stuff they`ve produced.

After all, the best kind of publicity is free publicity
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Male 1,013
"People who steal from other people ought to be shot. We work for our stuff to be ours, when somebody else takes it, we should be able to take something of equal value from them, it`s only fair."

I can only hope that all of your mp3`s are legitimately yours. Otherwise you don`t have a hair on your baby ball sack if you don`t shoot yourself right now.
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Male 2,516
People who steal from other people ought to be shot. We work for our stuff to be ours, when somebody else takes it, we should be able to take something of equal value from them, it`s only fair.

Whether or not their life is worth more than that guy`s bike is open to debate, not all lives are worth the same! not all bikes are worth the same either.
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Male 75
tommy2x4: Breathe in, breathe out.
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Male 3,472
Don`t want the bike back?! Probably never had the bike or maybe Daddy bought it. Easy come, easy go, perhaps?
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Male 3,472
I borrowed a bike from a friend and it got stolen while in my possession and I felt really bad because I tuned it up and got it working perfectly for my friend. He got it given to him and didn`t care. That made me feel bad. But I found the bike and who stole it, so later that night I snuck over with my tubing cutter and scored several locations on the frame. It was a mountain bike.
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Male 3,472
Don`t want the bike back?! Probably never had the bike or maybe Daddy bought it. Easy come, easy go, perhaps?
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Female 3,828
ive never had a bike stolen, but i have had my purse stolen and it SUCKS. i would rather they asked me , and id give them all my money, then have to get a new license, bank card, etc. SUCH a pain in the ass. only to find all that stuff in the trash or a bathroom stall a week later, after ive already waited in line at the dmv for 2 hours.

I HATE YOU PURSE THEIF
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Female 3,001
i had my bike stollen when i was young too :( it was such a cool bike, and my birthday present, and my parents just shrugged and said i should have locked it in the garage instead, it was a sad day
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Male 1,093
yea, when i got my bookbag stolen, i didnt want it back, just for them to get a hernia from carrying the heavy bag. Seems more satisfying.
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Male 25,416
Wow, hell bike!
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Male 10,440
[quote] I once had my bike stolen. But then the people who broke the 8$ bike lock realized that both tires had been previously slashed (by some other people), and left the bike about 10 feet from the original spot. [/quote]

Wow. Do you live in a jail or something?
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Female 1,264
Old. But amazing.
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Male 2,893
Who steals bikes?
Why can`t they move on to something more manly, like dragons.
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Female 406
No wonder he doesn`t want his bike back, it takes you straight to hell.
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Female 1,356
arrgh, i hate bike thieves!!!! Bike thievery is the worst kind of thievery (besides freedom theft, but we never had any freedom to start with).
A bike is a kids best friend. All you bike thieves can go to hell!!!
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Male 7
I once had my bike stolen. But then the people who broke the 8$ bike lock realized that both tires had been previously slashed (by some other people), and left the bike about 10 feet from the original spot.
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Male 15,510
Whoever stole it was real real desperate
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Male 1,357
hahaha
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Male 185
k thx
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Male 2,220
Djarum said "Bike lock $8, use one."

Bolt-cutters $23, great for snipping through many, many $8 bike locks...
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Female 2,120
Seems like a pretty ugly bike anyways.
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Male 1,002
Wait.. Hold on.... Your front yard, as in.... sitting out in the open unlocked? As much as it sucks to lose a bike, I`m inclined to say it wasn`t even theft so much as accepting the complementary gift which you conveniently left them.
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Male 64
Wow! Pee Wee Herman has turned into a badass!
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Male 2,441
I would want that bike back
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Female 93
spikey handle bars ouch i wouldnt want that bike back eitherv
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Female 117
re-post!!!
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Male 307
Bike lock $8, use one.
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Male 1,598
I HOPE THAT`S NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAIT. LOL (INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY...SORRY IF IT ANNOYS YOU :P)
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Male 37,888
Nice idea... I would have written ...

"I don`t want it. I have genital warts and when you sat on the seat you got them too! HA HA HA "
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Male 188
demonic spikey hand grips
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Female 2,674
A sweet ride like that needs to be locked the F up.

I totally get where this dude is coming from, though. I feel the same way when one of my coworkers eats my delicious snack out of the fridge.

I`m all: My name was written ON IT, F*CKER! I hope you asphyxiate and die. Like what`s-her-face from the Mama`s and the Papas. Dickwad.

Yeah. That`s about right.
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Female 1,205
@SkyPirate- In almost any neighborhood if you leave a brand new bike on the front lawn it will get stolen. So what kind of neighborhood do YOU live in? It sounds creepily safe 0.o
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Male 1,587
I recently had the front forks and both tires stolen off of my bike. I feel the exact same way. The ninth circle of hell is reserved for "first" posters and bike thieves.
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Male 6,694
Skull flag. That is one rad bike.
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Male 2,543
`his fault for leaving it on the front lawn`

what kinda neighborhood do you live in?
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Male 203
I Lol`d :-P
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Female 9,402
XD Nice!
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Female 311
his fault for leaving it on the front lawn
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Male 19,840
Link: Another Bicycle Has Been Stolen [Pic] [Rate Link] - But this time, the owner doesn`t even want the bike back. No, he wants more... much, much more...
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