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Date: 10/22/10 11:03 AM

52 Responses to Another Bicycle Has Been Stolen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Link: Another Bicycle Has Been Stolen - But this time, the owner doesn`t even want the bike back. No, he wants more... much, much more...
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:32 am
    his fault for leaving it on the front lawn
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:40 am
    XD Nice!
  4. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I Lol`d :-P
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2347 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
    `his fault for leaving it on the front lawn`

    what kinda neighborhood do you live in?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Skull flag. That is one rad bike.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I recently had the front forks and both tires stolen off of my bike. I feel the exact same way. The ninth circle of hell is reserved for "first" posters and bike thieves.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    @SkyPirate- In almost any neighborhood if you leave a brand new bike on the front lawn it will get stolen. So what kind of neighborhood do YOU live in? It sounds creepily safe 0.o
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    A sweet ride like that needs to be locked the F up.

    I totally get where this dude is coming from, though. I feel the same way when one of my coworkers eats my delicious snack out of the fridge.

    I`m all: My name was written ON IT, F*CKER! I hope you asphyxiate and die. Like what`s-her-face from the Mama`s and the Papas. Dickwad.

    Yeah. That`s about right.
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    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    demonic spikey hand grips
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36212 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Nice idea... I would have written ...

    "I don`t want it. I have genital warts and when you sat on the seat you got them too! HA HA HA "
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    I HOPE THAT`S NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAIT. LOL (INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY...SORRY IF IT ANNOYS YOU :P)
  13. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Bike lock $8, use one.
  14. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    re-post!!!
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    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    spikey handle bars ouch i wouldnt want that bike back eitherv
  16. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I would want that bike back
  17. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Wow! Pee Wee Herman has turned into a badass!
  18. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Wait.. Hold on.... Your front yard, as in.... sitting out in the open unlocked? As much as it sucks to lose a bike, I`m inclined to say it wasn`t even theft so much as accepting the complementary gift which you conveniently left them.
  19. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Seems like a pretty ugly bike anyways.
  20. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Djarum said "Bike lock $8, use one."

    Bolt-cutters $23, great for snipping through many, many $8 bike locks...
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    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    k thx
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    hahaha
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Whoever stole it was real real desperate
  24. Profile photo of IABSometimes
    IABSometimes Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I once had my bike stolen. But then the people who broke the 8$ bike lock realized that both tires had been previously slashed (by some other people), and left the bike about 10 feet from the original spot.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    arrgh, i hate bike thieves!!!! Bike thievery is the worst kind of thievery (besides freedom theft, but we never had any freedom to start with).
    A bike is a kids best friend. All you bike thieves can go to hell!!!
  26. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    No wonder he doesn`t want his bike back, it takes you straight to hell.
  27. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Who steals bikes?
    Why can`t they move on to something more manly, like dragons.
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Old. But amazing.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 22, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    I once had my bike stolen. But then the people who broke the 8$ bike lock realized that both tires had been previously slashed (by some other people), and left the bike about 10 feet from the original spot.

    Wow. Do you live in a jail or something?
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 12:04 am
    LOL
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 1:19 am
    Wow, hell bike!
  32. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 2:09 am
    yea, when i got my bookbag stolen, i didnt want it back, just for them to get a hernia from carrying the heavy bag. Seems more satisfying.
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:41 am
    i had my bike stollen when i was young too :( it was such a cool bike, and my birthday present, and my parents just shrugged and said i should have locked it in the garage instead, it was a sad day
  34. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 5:50 am
    ive never had a bike stolen, but i have had my purse stolen and it SUCKS. i would rather they asked me , and id give them all my money, then have to get a new license, bank card, etc. SUCH a pain in the ass. only to find all that stuff in the trash or a bathroom stall a week later, after ive already waited in line at the dmv for 2 hours.

    I HATE YOU PURSE THEIF
  35. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:28 am
    Don`t want the bike back?! Probably never had the bike or maybe Daddy bought it. Easy come, easy go, perhaps?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:33 am
    I borrowed a bike from a friend and it got stolen while in my possession and I felt really bad because I tuned it up and got it working perfectly for my friend. He got it given to him and didn`t care. That made me feel bad. But I found the bike and who stole it, so later that night I snuck over with my tubing cutter and scored several locations on the frame. It was a mountain bike.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Don`t want the bike back?! Probably never had the bike or maybe Daddy bought it. Easy come, easy go, perhaps?
  38. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 6:57 am
    tommy2x4: Breathe in, breathe out.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
    People who steal from other people ought to be shot. We work for our stuff to be ours, when somebody else takes it, we should be able to take something of equal value from them, it`s only fair.

    Whether or not their life is worth more than that guy`s bike is open to debate, not all lives are worth the same! not all bikes are worth the same either.
  40. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    "People who steal from other people ought to be shot. We work for our stuff to be ours, when somebody else takes it, we should be able to take something of equal value from them, it`s only fair."

    I can only hope that all of your mp3`s are legitimately yours. Otherwise you don`t have a hair on your baby ball sack if you don`t shoot yourself right now.
  41. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    no they`re not, because I`ve made some myself, see I`m a musician too, and I know for a fact the revenue on an mp3 is irrelevant compared to the revenue on other types of sales

    I guess your baby ball sack is still too small and deep inside you to understand why musicians aren`t out and about all the time behind you for the stuff they`ve produced.

    After all, the best kind of publicity is free publicity
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    Vakka Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    repost
  43. Profile photo of Takashu
    Takashu Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    I despise people who steal things from people, but when its stolen from a big multi billion dollar industry I don`t really care that much. It doesn`t matter to me if some rich artist gets their stuff stolen, they will still be getting tons of money off it. If someone gets, lets say an ipod stolen, they will have to raise up another few hundred dollars. The artist will still be making way more money then they would ever need for a normal life. (I really like the episode of southpark that makes fun of stealing mp3s)
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    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    i have this on a tshirt
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    I had a beautiful blue Schwinn beach cruiser many moons ago. Some non-nice individual stole it from my front yard. I hate, hate, hate theives.
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    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    October 23, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    We used to have this little outdoor setting with a table and chairs on our front porch until someone stole it. Although we were kind of more impressed than mad because it was really heavy and bulky.
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    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 2:02 am
    i got drunk one night and left my bike in my apartment foyer...does that count as being robbed? =P
  48. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 24, 2010 at 6:02 am
    Passive aggressive notes solve anything.
  49. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 7:17 am
    "I hope my bike takes you straight to Hell."

    Pure poetry.
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    BOOTYGOD Male 40-49
    2 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Is it wrong to love Mushie Mush from just seeing her photo?
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    Nosaj333 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 25, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    looks like they are selling games in the back.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    October 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    re-post

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