Zombie Rescue

Submitted by: IRockYeah 6 years ago in Funny

They always arrive 28 days too late.
There are 38 comments:
Male 6,694
I want this.
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Male 3,482
[quote]@Mantolwen
Japan sucks 8-
All they make are damn robots,what about ice cream.[/quote]
You clearly don`t know anything about Japan.

Pretty much EVERY odd yet delicious flavor of anything you`re EVER tasted went through a testing phase in Japan. The bad ones get weeded out. The good ones come here and elsewhere.
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Male 1,834
very cool
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Male 64
@Mantolwen.
"so although we produce less, it`s better quality"

Per capita, Land Rover gets more customer complaints than any other major car company worldwide. Now where`s that "better quality"
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Female 301
Thats so awesome!
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Male 117
@Mantolwen
Japan sucks 8-
All they make are damn robots,what about ice cream.
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Male 99
who are you to say whats a real zombie.. youve never seen one you assclown go watch some romero movies and sharpen your stick for when the "zombies" come.. since your so prepared with you almighty zombie knowledge about their top speeds and natural feeding habits.. i know youve spent your entire life researching the zombie way of life
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Female 857
Sean of the Dead, now that is a fantastic zombie movie.....`Just look at the face: it`s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who`s lost a bet.`
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Female 2,352
That is pretty awesome. X3
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Male 15,510
Glad to see people is getting ready!
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Male 14,331
Ummm what does he plan on killing them with a spork? EEshh I gotta lay off the zombie movies/games/books.
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Female 4,225
HAHA, YES! AWESOME lol XD
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Male 936
28 days later is NOT a zombie movie, however I have nothing wrong with describing it as one for lack of a better word, because just like kalimata said, "it contains all the criteria minus the people being risen from the dead"..oh and them running, thats not zombie like, but still
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Male 6,694
I love it.
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Female 448
And I Am Legend weren`t zombies. They were more like vampires. Despite the fact that they were once people now turned into monsters, they still had thinking capability. Like that one who got real pissed when Will Smith stole his woman.
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Female 448
If this was real it`d probably less noticeable than "Zombie outbreak response". More like "Viral Quarantine Response" or something. Cause government likes to lie to us a lot and sound smarter than they are.
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Male 661
My personal opinion on the; "Is 28 days later a zombie movie?"

The "zombie movie" IMHO is more of a genre than an exact description. 28 Days series contains all the criteria except the people being risen from the dead. There`s the "apocalypse", a scourge where all humans are suddenly the minority and society collapses. There`s the danger to life and limb from the "zombies". The battle for human survival, both of body and of societal values and morals. The list goes on.

I loved the remake of Dawn of the Dead. It is what it is, a fun, scare ridden action movie.

George Remero`s films were more a comment on our society. The zombies were a slow danger designed to force the people to remain in a spot, and deal with their conflicts with each others. All good fun thought.
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Male 321
heh.. Does the fact that this vehicle exists mean that zombies ARE upon us, but are in small controllable bursts?!
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Male 1,557
It`s a nice Landy too! :)
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Male 997
Although i don`t mind as such zombies starting to run as in Dawn of dead remake, I disagree that the 28 days series are zombies. They beat the poo out of you and kill you they don`t eat you which if anything the main thing of a zombie. They died came back and now eat people.
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Female 293
"Know your zombie movies : 28 days later"

not a zombie movie... THEY HAVE THE RAGE!
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Male 23
@Batmanners Well, in the original version of I am Legend, they were Vampires(hence why they couldn`t go into sunlight), so I wouldn`t consider it a zombie movie :/
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Male 4,004
"Know your zombie movies : 28 days later"

Followed by it`s sequel, 28 Weeks later.

I love the originality that goes into every single other Zombie movie.
-Night of the Living Dead
-Dawn of the Dead
-Night of the Dead
-Day of the Dead
-Shawn of the Dead
......umm.
I dunno....I Am Legend?
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Female 387
> Why does the U.K. have all the cool things?!

Because we`re a small country, so although we produce less it`s better quality. Why do you think Japan is so awesome?
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Female 535
Why does the U.K. have all the cool things?!
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Male 1,451
I`m safe from zombie attacks, they like brains.
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Male 4,793
"I dont get hte humour to the statement on the post, either way its a cool 4by!"

Know your zombie movies : 28 days later.
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Female 196
Although I own a station wagon, I feel like this sign/decal would go quite nicely on it.

Zombie Rescue Wagon?? Huh--whatd`ya say?? Yea???
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Female 406
zombie rescue...so perhaps a zombie is driving that?
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Male 25,417
I dont get hte humour to the statement on the post, either way its a cool 4by!
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Male 312
Want! lol...i see awesome vinyls for my car in the future...
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Male 3,745
at least SOMEBODY is planning ahead...
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Male 434
Quite the truck. How much you want to bet they`re going grocery shopping.
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Male 3,482
I have multiple t-shirts with similar messages, lol.

"In the event of a zombie outbreak, follow me!"

"Z.O.R.E. Zombie Outbreak Resistance Education" (Parody of the DARE logo, covered in blood spatters)

[Picture of shotgun]
"Special Operations Unit: Zombie Outbreak Prevention and Resistance"

Two hoodies featuring an Umbrella Corp. Medical Unit and Combat Unit logo.

And a WIDE selection of biohazard shirts.


I can see this ending up on the back of my vehicle someday, XD.

And it`s not that we`re always LATE, it`s just that there are so few of us that we can`t be everywhere at once... (I know, the movie, but whatever)
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Male 120
I`d prefer to have alice rescue me, thanks anyways....unless of course she`s driving, then I`m totally down.
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Male 7,817
nice the ZO-RV, i wish i had one.
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Female 196
Nice. Good to know they`re out there.
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Male 2,619
Link: Zombie Rescue [Rate Link] - They always arrive 28 days too late.
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