Your Knight In Shining Chainmail Is Here [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Forget Jake Gyllenhaal, here"s the boyfriend you deserve.
There are 48 comments:
Female 3,598
@vindictive, i don`t want to, but i`m giving you the win for this post...
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Female 282
@Vicdictive YOU ARE AWESOME
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Male 589
Q: Is that spandex chainmail?

A: No. This guy spent a lot of money having custom made chainmail fitted to his unique build.
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Female 463
@Vindictive-I`m pretty sure you just became my hero for life. That was a total WIN.
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Male 519
thats what they used to use for tanks back then, everyone would hide behind the fat guy for cover
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Female 1,077
looks like we`ve got...
-takes glasses off-
a heavy metal fan.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA-
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Male 371
MY chain mail brings all the girls to yard.
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Male 371
Won`t save him from a heart attack...or cancer.
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Male 5,190
Im sav....OMG NUUUUUU.
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Female 406
Gosh that is one heavy thing!! I meant the top...the shirt...the attire...whatever that is.
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Female 1,623
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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Male 12,365
Does this mean we have to eat MykeUK? Amid much rejoicing, of course.
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Male 2,592
don`t hate
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Female 28
....Is that my uncle...DX
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Female 1,264
@MykeUK
I think you win this post with that reference.
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Male 1,357
Check the bicep fat.
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Male 5,608
Looks about accurate...
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Female 646
take me!
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Female 1,798
@ MykeUK:

two thumbs up for the Holy Grail reference ;)
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Male 1,184
Mmm, yummy.
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Female 2,352
Yeah but I`m just not IN to doughboys. .
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Male 25,416
ladies are lining up
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Male 4,867
"You have my moobs"
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Male 40
I just can`t help but think that if this guy got squished it`d be like a playdough fat factory.
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Male 364
Bravely Bold Sir Blobbin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to diet, oh brave sir Blobbin... =p
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Female 2,674
Less awkward than naked Jake.
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Male 798
"HA, had to Google Jake Gyllenhaal, he`s a good actor in my opinion. I like the roles he plays in his movies."

LOLWUT
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Male 2,893
So chainmail DOES come in XXXL.
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Male 6,694
I bet he likes cake and pie.
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Male 257
HA, had to Google Jake Gyllenhaal, he`s a good actor in my opinion. I like the roles he plays in his movies.
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Female 1,798
@ oystah:

nope, they`re small rings of chain mail all linked together. a shirt that size could take months or years to make.
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Male 2,424
Lard of the rings.
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Female 4,039
Is that made out of can pop-tops?
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Female 1,578
mmm jake gyllenhaal
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Male 1,765
He has fat baby hands.
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Female 448
EYES!! BURNING!!! MUST RETURN TO JAKEY!!
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Female 1,798
actually, if he made that himself, I applaud him..making anything out of chainmail is very tedious and takes a lot of time.
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Male 2,441
Looking good
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Female 579
i would hug him, he looks cute, in a strange way
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Male 68
i want one <3
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Female 171
id tap that
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Male 3,076
yes I`m saved! <3 <3 <3
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Male 348
Hot.
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Male 15,510
I dont think that is historically accurate
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Female 3,574
That`s a lot of metal.
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Female 839
seksi
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Female 9,402
And he shall remain single.
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Male 19,868
Link: Your Knight In Shining Chainmail Is Here [Pic] [Rate Link] - Forget Jake Gyllenhaal, here`s the boyfriend you deserve.
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