Your A Foggot.

Submitted by: Baalthazaq 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

Just about on par with some stuff that IAB HQ receives.
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Female 75
Made my night.
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Male 2
My favorite part was near the end where he`d put "tarded" and "dneck" in the subject, so when the guy replied it`d add an "re" to the beginning xD. god this guy is clever.
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Male 2,513
Some of the posts are funny, i`m just not that bored to basically read a forum posting of just stuff. Maybe once IAB stops giving me the option... haha j/k that`s never going to happen.
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Female 1,356
clearyly, not a waste of time, hahah
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Female 28
ROFL

win at it`s most epic

<3 the trailer park references sprinkled throughout.
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Male 1,625
This was so expertly handled. Thank you so much for posting this.
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Male 64
*nods*
Yep.. I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again.

This is epic on a scale in which epic itself stands in befuddled awe of the spectacle.

This has officially earned the "Scrooluse certified bo`shank seal of approval." The deluxe sparkly seal. I mean, Twilight level of sparkly.
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Male 1,918
"Did she eat them?" OWNED
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Male 1,287
there`s no excuse for tl:dr on this post. awesomely epic win
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Female 40
This..
Was..
EPIC.

That is all.
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Male 552
Epic. You hear me? EPIC.
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Male 6,693
XD
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Male 3,915
omg MrTwidget i didn`t even notice...XD
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Male 3,915
wow i could not stop reading this!! the end was definitely the best!

yes you will

NO I WON`T!
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Male 64
His emails are strangely mesmerizing.
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Female 238
Aw shucks I`m disappointed he mist the part where the dude says "I LIVE IN VIRGINIA THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD"
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Female 347
I love David Thorne.

Not in that way though.
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Female 2,525
I LOLed.
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Female 298
^^ stupid people make me laugh! and so does that "macho" male poo.
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Male 2,344
the end was the best...

"yes you will"

"No I won`t fag"

OWNED for the WIN!
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Male 2,344
that was epic...although it was like picking on the profoundly mentally retarded...that assjack had no idea what half the insults the blogger was using against him meant...but that made it even funnier!

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Male 22
"Did she eat them?" hahahaha
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Male 313
"while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet`s rotational axis"
haha
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Female 166
Kinda petty (dude seems like he would be above it), but pretty funny.
I loved all of his childhood memories.
I was sooo glad that the pettiness had ensued when i read those last two emails. =D
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Female 406
That was hilarious! Such a foggot that Mr. Lewis
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Male 229
Totally worth reading all of that!
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Male 260
I am also from West Virginia, and that could be one of the most hysterical things I`ve read in a month. Not that I hate my state/country, it`s fantastic, I just hate a great many people IN it. In this sense, it`s much like an airplane; because flying is F***ing amazing, but 5 year olds kicking my seat and screaming like Glen Beck having a seizure are not.
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Female 4,376
I actually liked reading that. also since when is West Virginia a country?
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Male 269
"[...]and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs."

That man is a drating genius.
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Male 2,424
Lots of reading requires lots of reading...
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Female 196
"They are evolutionary throwbacks worthy of the same general courtesy afforded livestock and nothing more." (SilverThread)

Livestock, as far as we can tell, don`t have a sense of morality or a person`s level of reasoning. Livestock deserve more than an self-generated ignorant person.
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Male 965
Well, that was awesome.

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Female 221
Not David

George
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Female 221
that guy emailing is such an as*hole
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Male 322
you`re*
sorry, can`t stand that.
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Male 795
The subject lines were the best. "tarded" -- "RE: tarded"
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Male 9,305
Sparta: Yes, he trolls in the most efficient way, sometimes even getting out of bills I believe.
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Female 2,120
Wait, isn`t this the guy who did the spider picture oh so long ago? The one where he valued it at 300 dollars and tried to give it to his bank or something? It remindsme of him.
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Male 221
That David is flippin funny. Where does he get that from? ROFL!
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Female 8,055
Oh dear, that was bloody hilarious! Poor Mr Lewis, so stupid he has no clue how stupid he is.
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Male 4,807
davymid ..
After reading this article I could not stop myself from reading almost all his others. The lost cat one was hilarious but the apartment 3 one had me in tears I was laughing so hard!
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Female 836
Love that foggot!
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Male 75
lol redneck got owned and didnt even notice it
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Male 16
I lolled.
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Female 876
where`s george`s facebook page, i`d like to see a link to it! xD
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Male 1,598
Bahahaha! That conversation was hilarious.
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Male 12,138
All you I-A-Bers who enjoyed this post would prolly enjoy this one also, from the same guy, which we featured here a while back.

Secretary asks David Thorn here to make up a poster for her lost cat. Many of you will have seen it before when it was featured, but for those who missed it...

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=50660
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Male 76
That was AWESOME!!!
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Male 122
This was beautiful.
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Male 343
and they changed it again later...
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Male 2,441
One of the best posts in a long time
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Male 36
lol he would bring 5 friends what a pussy trying to be a hard ass.
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Male 343
funny thing is, and sad thing i noticed, but they changed the subject name to yeehaw y`all
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Male 25,416
That is dumb!
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Male 3,431
My consolation is that people of George`s apparent intellectual caliber are the ones that tend to feature in "Nut Shot" videos.

Honestly though, such rampant, inescapable stupidity gives almost no justification for the anthem of the more socially enlightened to believe that we all deserve equal treatment.

There is no reason such incompetents deserve the same liberty to vote for the leaders of this country, or for that matter should be entrusted to drive a motor vehicle or procreate.

They are evolutionary throwbacks worthy of the same general courtesy afforded livestock and nothing more.
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Female 533
Subject: Re:tarded
Subject: Re:dneck

lol classic
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Male 40,764
[quote">5cats, that took me a second... when I re-read it in your post I figured it out... haha Its pretty good...[/quote">

Thank you tn11! You made my evening brighter :)
Which joke, the 1/2 inch one I assume? The "David" one is a lot more esoteric I admit... lolz!
YEs the image of a jerk from WV "shooting" in the face of some foggot with his tiny 1/2 inch "gun" is going to haunt me for a while...

For those who don`t `get it` think Facial (NSFW!)
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Female 400
And I grew up not far from Charleston. :x
I knew it was bad, but not quite this bad.
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Female 400
I just don`t flat-out understand what`s wrong with these people that they keep replying. xD
I really don`t.

This is not a battle that can be won.
... Unless you`re David.
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Male 61
I love how he makes the subject tarded and dneck so when the other guy replies it says Retarded and redneck
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Male 67
"Did she eat them?" LOL!!!
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Female 839
amazing, into my favorites it goes
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Female 275
@bordo
Exactly. Why would a heterosexual man think about having sex with a lesbian he`s not attracted to, and why would a homosexual man think about having sex with a straight guy he`s not attracted to?
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Male 109
Damn grammar:

"You`re a faggot."
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Male 2,033
I laughed until I puked. Ok, maybe that was the beer, but still....
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Male 314
And you`re bad at spelling.
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Female 901
*you`re
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Male 316
@lexio120

I wouldn`t worry about it. You`re probably from the STATE of West Virginia. The clown in the emails said he was from Charleston, West Virginia, the best COUNTRY in the world. Obviously, he`s from a different place than you.
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Male 205
@videogamer:
Yes, except that this dog isn`t likely to realize he`s been "smacked."
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Male 907
Why would a heterosexual man think about having sex with Rosie O`Donnell?
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Male 594
I love the subject line of the last 2 emails LOL
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Female 2,120
But really, did she eat them?
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Male 226
The other articles on this website are really good too.
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Male 1
These kinds of people make me ashamed to be a West Virginian.
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Male 4,807
That very last reply was the best "no I @#%# won`t fag"
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Male 2,229
intellect is a beautiful thing, and is sure as poo funny
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Female 281
LMAO Epic win!! :D
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Male 314
"Charleston Virgina the best country in the world!"
Lol was so full of win
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Male 1,587
The man`s a pro-troller
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Male 1,587
5cats, that took me a second... haha When I read it I was wondering the relevancy of the statement and was somewhat confused, but when I re-read it in your post I figured it out... haha Its pretty good...

I especially enjoyed the "Oscar Wilde" facebook page- "I assumed the name would have no relevance to you" and how for his pic he Googled "redneck wearing a hat"
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Female 385
i sent this guy an email and he was really mean. i dun liek him anymoar
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Male 531
WIN from beginning to end lol
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Male 1,347
"yes you will" cracked me up. the rest was good too but that was just pure delicious ice cream icing
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Male 15,832
I`m more bored now than I was before I clicked on that.
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Female 612
How nice that he was a West Virginian. That just gave so much more fuel to David Thorne.
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Male 40,764
"I will assume the term `shooting me in the face with your .32` is not a euphemism"
Lolz! For those who don`t know, 32 caliber is less than 1/2 inch... get it?

Of course that guy`s a foggot! ALL guys named "David" are foggots. Oh, heck, wait...
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Female 654
you stay fancy.
people are so stupid, he`s an embarrasment to our region.
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Male 582
Not very often something actually makes me laugh. This was some great stuff.
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Male 3,842

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
246 Posts Saturday, September 11, 2010 4:04:44 PM
I love that his fake Facebook name was Oscar Wild. Ah-ha-ha! I don`t know why but I love that!


Because Oscar Wilde was one of the most famous openly gay writers of all time
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Male 296
This guy doesn`t post enough of his email escapades.
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Female 337
Geniusly funny.
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Male 1,116
Hilarious, but i too suspect he makes a fair amount of this stuff up. Still funny though.
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Male 798
I think I`m in love with David Thorne. :p
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Male 768
You`re* also, just for kicks, in the actual article Thorne misspelled `participate` at one point. :)
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Male 221
the re:tard abd re:dneck parts made me lol
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Male 41
That was hilarious. I laughed a lot
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Male 1,557
I love when homophobes use things like "go kiss your boyfriend" or whatever, as though that`s an insult to a gay person. It`s like saying "go kiss a girl!" to a straight person, its no insult.
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Female 3,598
@duckboy i didn`t notice that until you pointed it out. That`s awesome!!
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Male 5,314
haha, what the hell was that?
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Female 1,101
I love that his fake Facebook name was Oscar Wild. Ah-ha-ha! I don`t know why but I love that!
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Male 39,929
First I`d like to say .. ... um ... oh damn, I foggot what I was gonna say
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Male 877
great read
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Male 3,014
You know, I can`t help but almost feel sorry for poor George. It`s like smacking a dog for dragging its ass on the carpet. It doesn`t have the mental capacity to understand what it`s doing wrong.
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Male 2,121
Brilliant, it got better and better as he went on, the final one was hilarious.
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Male 3,296
halarious..

West virginia is a country... nuff said.
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Male 44
This made me lol. Boy`s got some funny. I literally almost choked on a bagel as I was reading this.
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Female 535
Heyyyyy, I submitted this. Mine had a sillier caption. :-(

I still love this though.
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Male 159
this guys pretty witty, er.... kitty
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Male 3,647
Anyone notice the subject headings toward the end?

Subject: tarded
Subject: Re: tarded

Subject: dneck
Subject: Re: dneck
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Male 1,505
This was awesome on so many levels.
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Male 286
David Thorne = Bad ass ( the last part was ownage. )
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Male 1,256
Man, what a purely poetic and eloquent verbal beatdown. The last bit was freaking hilarious.
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Female 101
"did she eat them?" = win.
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Female 2,352
I love this guy. Though I can`t help but think he makes some of this sh*t up. X3
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Male 4,546
I loved this so much.
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Female 412
Go David!
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Male 22
I really like that website. Also I grew up in Charleston, WV and the people there are generally just as stupid as George.
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Female 160
"Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it."
"Yes you will."
"No I drating wont fag"
LOL
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Male 5,194
I think David makes up most of these. His pieces are funny and interesting, but the exchanges typically seem to be missing a ring of truth.
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Male 417
hahahha I LOVED THAT!
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Male 290
So full of WIN...
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Male 9,305
Reverse trolling. Nice.
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Male 5,194
"If I was inclined to have a boyfriend, I would select one my height and weight to save having to readjust the driver`s seat position."

Sensible fellow.
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Male 696
Not cool.
I have a good friend that`s a fog.
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Male 1,343
George got owned.
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Male 4,807
"Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O`Donnell because you are straight? Same thing."

So true
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Male 1,598
I`d like to think that George is a perfectly reasonable human being who is only doing this for the increasingly hilarious replies, but... People on the Internet really are that stupid.
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Male 4,546
Link: Your A Foggot. [Rate Link] - Just about on par with some stuff that IAB HQ receives.
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