Yahoo Answers!: You Use It, You Lose It? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Nice try, Colby"s boyfriend...
There are 66 comments:
Male 5,413
That...I mean........Sure, why not.
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Female 26
wow.
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Male 10,855
I see a tense argument on the horizon
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Female 1,077
he`s hot dude.
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Female 463
Oh my god. I have found that it is impossible to sound smart on Yahoo Answers. Which is like the best thing ever :)
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Male 257
HA, caught. :D
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Female 876
Trolled by a troll.
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Male 440
GiveChase
lmao
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Male 950
I`m a guy, not a girl?
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Male 628
but, if its not just a gash, what is it for????
o.O
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Female 56
GiveChase - you mean why do we women need big arse bandaids that have wings built in every month? LOL
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Female 535
It`s not a wound?! Then why do I need a bunch of band-aids every few weeks?!
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Male 417
But, if you`re a vampire ... and since your body heals itself ... your hymen will repair itself. Every time will feel like your first time.

*Source - True Blood, HBO
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Female 4,225
Just read Jason`s comment...perhaps
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Female 4,225
O_O o wow...just...wow...I don`t know who to blame anymore
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Male 6,694
Wow. Yet another person breathing our air.
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Male 3,285
Well, they said it`s not a wound. but it bleeds for a while every few weeks....
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Female 248
Um I don`t get how gay guys can`t be on Yahoo Answers?
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Male 59
additional details "im a guy not a girl"
he should worry about t having a vag and his BF finding out about the penis
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Male 3,477
Trying desperately to be an internet shock jock attn wh ore
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Male 639
@ I-IS-BORED

My thoughts exactly... very confusing.
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Male 176
4/10
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Female 3,828
well- i guess im safe,then. mine gets used :)
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Female 430
Ya it close and all the problems of the world is resolved ...what they are smoking?????
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Male 12,138
howlingwolf, you know what you signed up for. There are some seriously intelligent residents on I-A-B, and sometimes they might say some things that are... unsavoury, but make you think.

p.s. We don`t provide brain-bleach. Enter at your own risk.
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Male 2,419
"i am a guy not a girl"
"i do have a bf and he did tell me this!"

why would the topic of using vaginas even come up in a conversation between two gay teenage males?
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Male 1,351
@Jasonbobdude,
Yeah, that made me retch. Didn`t even think of that, now I can`t unthink it. Gahh...why couldn`t I just pretend I didn`t understand instead of riffling through comments!
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Male 138
funny...sounds like something the colby on this site would say
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Female 406
hahaha. yes it will close, so to keep it open you must use it 5 times a day every day. What`s with kids these days??
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Male 5,624
"This sounds like the kind of thing a teenage guy would tell a girl (a really stupid girl) to get her to sleep with him."
Colby`s boyfriend can be a practical joker.

There once was an employee of JPL, a still photo editor, who`s coworkers told him that his job was to "airbrush out the cities" in the sat pictures of the lunar surface. They never told him the source equipment had been subjected to radiation.
So, after JPL, he went on to be a UFO nut and has been recorded saying that NASA and the NSA have evidence of intellignet life having been on the moon...
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Male 25,417
What the? thats just ummm.... wow!
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Male 2,868
"People! What happened to your logic??!!

Colby CAN ASK the question and yet still not be a person that has a vagina. Colby never said "my.""

OK, but what`s confusing is: If Colby has a boyfriend, and he`s a guy, why did his bf tell him this? This sounds like the kind of thing a teenage guy would tell a girl (a really stupid girl) to get her to sleep with him.
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Female 91
I don`t get it.
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Male 434
So my wife was lying when she said we couldn`t do it anymore because it healed? Why I oughta....
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Female 709
I kind of want to go around on Yahoo Answers now to find stupid questions like this...I once came across one in which someone asked for any hobbie ideas that did not require a lot of energy, money, or time. The first answer was "masterbation".
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Male 5,624
"wait....so it`s a guy......with a boyfriend?? "
People! What happened to your logic??!!

Colby CAN ASK the question and yet still not be a person that has a vagina. Colby never said "my."
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Female 100
At first I thought s/he was just stupid....until I read the additional details :-?
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Female 1,043
he`s um kind of cute.

awkward.
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Male 2,033
Now offering free anti-vaginal-healing sessions.
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Male 3,915
wait....so it`s a guy......with a boyfriend??

when does the vagina come into play??
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Male 3,482
I notice how Colby claims to be a guy, but has hair like a chick in the little picture...

So Colby`s either a girl, or emo. In which case, he/she has a vagina either way.
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Female 3,001
LOL! I love the excuses guys use to use in high school to try and get you to sleep with them...
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Male 1,598
I don`t think anyone`s realized this yet...

It says this is a guy, not a girl, and he`s worried that a vagina will "heal up and close"? Does that mean he tried to make himself one...?

If I`ve made anyone shudder at the mere thought of that, my work here is done.
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Male 1,678
nicepudd... is such a rooster block
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Male 670
i cant believe aceman is 30-39.
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Male 7,812
GVP, could have been some gay guys theory that was spouted during small talk.
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Male 2,549
Your point could be valid Aceman...but women urinate through their urethras NOT their vaginas.
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Male 153
Who names their kid Colby except a cheese enthusiast? Speaking of cheese: Lindsey Lohan`s, Nicole Ritchie`s and Paris Hilton`s vaginas SHOULD close up...

The End
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Female 1,441
You don`t pee from your vagina AcemanJones. Maybe you should take a 6th grade health class.
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Male 81
If you don`t use your vagina you will DIE.

It`s called: peeing.
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Male 901
@mervviscious,

there are other options ;-)
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Male 39,543
It may not close, but it will dry up and be useless so she should probably give the bf ample use of it
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Female 507
Skypirate, I guessed that but I`d think that you`d tell your female partner this so that they would have sex with you sooner. Wouldn`t make sense to tell your gay boyfriend.
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Male 1,793
Pretty sure the wife`s has closed up....
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Male 127
I`m going to take a stab in the dark and guess that the asker is A, a girl, and B, very young:) Those additional details just scream of an awkward coverup attempt to not sound stupid
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2,767
`"I`m a guy, not a girl"
"I do have a BF and he did tell me this"

Make up your mind, unless you`re a guy with a vagina.`


hes gay....
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Female 507
"I`m a guy, not a girl"
"I do have a BF and he did tell me this"

Make up your mind, unless you`re a guy with a vagina.
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Female 93
ha she is "special" and he is a little ingenious
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Male 1,240
-_- bad trolling. I like trolling, if done well. If done baldy, it`s just pathetic. The same goes for insults.
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Male 15,510
Someone doesnt quite understand sexuality yet
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Male 7,812
nevermind, didnt realize it was a guy. now its just weird.
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Male 12
nice rooster blocking, internet
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Male 7,812
hey, a virgins gotta do what a virgins gotta do.
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Female 3,574
@dddoug Maybe he was just curious lol?
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Male 17
Additional Details: "I am a guy, not a girl" and he has a boyfriend. Why does he need to know??
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Male 20,825
Link: Yahoo Answers!: You Use It, You Lose It? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nice try, Colby`s boyfriend...
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