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Date: 09/30/10 01:08 PM

66 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: You Use It, You Lose It? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: You Use It, You Lose It? - Nice try, Colby`s boyfriend...
  2. Profile photo of dddoug
    dddoug Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Additional Details: "I am a guy, not a girl" and he has a boyfriend. Why does he need to know??
  3. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    @dddoug Maybe he was just curious lol?
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    hey, a virgins gotta do what a virgins gotta do.
  5. Profile photo of JAWNS
    JAWNS Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    nice rooster blocking, internet
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    nevermind, didnt realize it was a guy. now its just weird.
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Someone doesnt quite understand sexuality yet
  8. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    -_- bad trolling. I like trolling, if done well. If done baldy, it`s just pathetic. The same goes for insults.
  9. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    ha she is "special" and he is a little ingenious
  10. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    "I`m a guy, not a girl"
    "I do have a BF and he did tell me this"

    Make up your mind, unless you`re a guy with a vagina.
  11. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    `"I`m a guy, not a girl"
    "I do have a BF and he did tell me this"

    Make up your mind, unless you`re a guy with a vagina.`


    hes gay....
  12. Profile photo of blonc
    blonc Male 30-39
    127 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    I`m going to take a stab in the dark and guess that the asker is A, a girl, and B, very young:) Those additional details just scream of an awkward coverup attempt to not sound stupid
  13. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Pretty sure the wife`s has closed up....
  14. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Skypirate, I guessed that but I`d think that you`d tell your female partner this so that they would have sex with you sooner. Wouldn`t make sense to tell your gay boyfriend.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    It may not close, but it will dry up and be useless so she should probably give the bf ample use of it
  16. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    @mervviscious,

    there are other options ;-)
  17. Profile photo of AcemanJones
    AcemanJones Male 30-39
    81 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    If you don`t use your vagina you will DIE.

    It`s called: peeing.
  18. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    You don`t pee from your vagina AcemanJones. Maybe you should take a 6th grade health class.
  19. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Who names their kid Colby except a cheese enthusiast? Speaking of cheese: Lindsey Lohan`s, Nicole Ritchie`s and Paris Hilton`s vaginas SHOULD close up...

    The End
  20. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Your point could be valid Aceman...but women urinate through their urethras NOT their vaginas.
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    GVP, could have been some gay guys theory that was spouted during small talk.
  22. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    i cant believe aceman is 30-39.
  23. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    nicepudd... is such a rooster block
  24. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    I don`t think anyone`s realized this yet...

    It says this is a guy, not a girl, and he`s worried that a vagina will "heal up and close"? Does that mean he tried to make himself one...?

    If I`ve made anyone shudder at the mere thought of that, my work here is done.
  25. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    LOL! I love the excuses guys use to use in high school to try and get you to sleep with them...
  26. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I notice how Colby claims to be a guy, but has hair like a chick in the little picture...

    So Colby`s either a girl, or emo. In which case, he/she has a vagina either way.
  27. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    wait....so it`s a guy......with a boyfriend??

    when does the vagina come into play??
  28. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Now offering free anti-vaginal-healing sessions.
  29. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    he`s um kind of cute.

    awkward.
  30. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    At first I thought s/he was just stupid....until I read the additional details :-?
  31. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    "wait....so it`s a guy......with a boyfriend?? "
    People! What happened to your logic??!!

    Colby CAN ASK the question and yet still not be a person that has a vagina. Colby never said "my."
  32. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I kind of want to go around on Yahoo Answers now to find stupid questions like this...I once came across one in which someone asked for any hobbie ideas that did not require a lot of energy, money, or time. The first answer was "masterbation".
  33. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    So my wife was lying when she said we couldn`t do it anymore because it healed? Why I oughta....
  34. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    I don`t get it.
  35. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    "People! What happened to your logic??!!

    Colby CAN ASK the question and yet still not be a person that has a vagina. Colby never said "my.""

    OK, but what`s confusing is: If Colby has a boyfriend, and he`s a guy, why did his bf tell him this? This sounds like the kind of thing a teenage guy would tell a girl (a really stupid girl) to get her to sleep with him.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    What the? thats just ummm.... wow!
  37. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    "This sounds like the kind of thing a teenage guy would tell a girl (a really stupid girl) to get her to sleep with him."
    Colby`s boyfriend can be a practical joker.

    There once was an employee of JPL, a still photo editor, who`s coworkers told him that his job was to "airbrush out the cities" in the sat pictures of the lunar surface. They never told him the source equipment had been subjected to radiation.
    So, after JPL, he went on to be a UFO nut and has been recorded saying that NASA and the NSA have evidence of intellignet life having been on the moon...
  38. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    hahaha. yes it will close, so to keep it open you must use it 5 times a day every day. What`s with kids these days??
  39. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    funny...sounds like something the colby on this site would say
  40. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    @Jasonbobdude,
    Yeah, that made me retch. Didn`t even think of that, now I can`t unthink it. Gahh...why couldn`t I just pretend I didn`t understand instead of riffling through comments!
  41. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    "i am a guy not a girl"
    "i do have a bf and he did tell me this!"

    why would the topic of using vaginas even come up in a conversation between two gay teenage males?
  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:04 am
    howlingwolf, you know what you signed up for. There are some seriously intelligent residents on I-A-B, and sometimes they might say some things that are... unsavoury, but make you think.

    p.s. We don`t provide brain-bleach. Enter at your own risk.
  43. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:22 am
    Ya it close and all the problems of the world is resolved ...what they are smoking?????
  44. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:33 am
    well- i guess im safe,then. mine gets used :)
  45. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:43 am
    4/10
  46. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 4:46 am
    @ I-IS-BORED

    My thoughts exactly... very confusing.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 5:23 am
    Trying desperately to be an internet shock jock attn wh ore
  48. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 5:53 am
    additional details "im a guy not a girl"
    he should worry about t having a vag and his BF finding out about the penis
  49. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 5:59 am
    Um I don`t get how gay guys can`t be on Yahoo Answers?
  50. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 6:10 am
    Well, they said it`s not a wound. but it bleeds for a while every few weeks....
  51. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Wow. Yet another person breathing our air.
  52. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 7:31 am
    O_O o wow...just...wow...I don`t know who to blame anymore
  53. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 7:33 am
    Just read Jason`s comment...perhaps
  54. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 8:15 am
    But, if you`re a vampire ... and since your body heals itself ... your hymen will repair itself. Every time will feel like your first time.

    *Source - True Blood, HBO
  55. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 8:35 am
    It`s not a wound?! Then why do I need a bunch of band-aids every few weeks?!
  56. Profile photo of Mamaof5
    Mamaof5 Female 30-39
    56 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 9:44 am
    GiveChase - you mean why do we women need big arse bandaids that have wings built in every month? LOL
  57. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 9:45 am
    but, if its not just a gash, what is it for????
    o.O
  58. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I`m a guy, not a girl?
  59. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
    GiveChase
    lmao
  60. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Trolled by a troll.
  61. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    HA, caught. :D
  62. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Oh my god. I have found that it is impossible to sound smart on Yahoo Answers. Which is like the best thing ever :)
  63. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 8:50 am
    he`s hot dude.
  64. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    October 2, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I see a tense argument on the horizon
  65. Profile photo of belablack
    belablack Female 30-39
    26 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    wow.
  66. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    October 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    That...I mean........Sure, why not.

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