Yahoo Answers! The Pool Myth Answered [Pic]

Submitted by: spudd09 6 years ago in Funny

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There are 55 comments:
Male 65
The same way he "accidentally" masturbated.
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Female 324
LOL I love yahoo answers 98% of the questions are dumb sex questions or about their penis.
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Female 314
how do you "accidentally" ejaculate? XDD
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Male 698
I barely get funny answers in yahoo answer when i ask a question
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Female 388
the best part is his response

"Come to daddy!"
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Male 10,855
"Daddy is that you?"

XD
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Female 36
This makes me want to avoid the hot tub for a while LOL
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Male 31
guess i`m not going to the pool today, maybe when i forget this
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Male 257
.... accidentally????
mine`s NEVER accidental.
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Female 5,222
looooooool XD
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Female 296
what about hottub?
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Female 18
daniellee x I read that book it was the strangest thing I have ever read. Especially the part where they were eating part of that guy and he walks out and starts eating it too.
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Male 325
My DNA. Everywhere.
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Female 451
everyone here needs to read haunted by chuck palahniuk.
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Female 654
if you have ever been a professional lifeguard, not just signed up to look at the pool for a summer kind, you would know that public pools have enough chemical in them to kill a lot of things, sperm included....now your home pool, thats different.
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Male 192
i loved this response but dont like one thing wish i had done it first ha ha ha
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Male 1,067
I love Aphex Twin but am really not getting the relevence of the reference :S
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Female 199
wow, thanks Skyira, you just completely ruined aphex twin for me in one swift comment
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Male 2,436
Accidentally?
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Male 440
yes. yes.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha !
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Female 1,134
RegedIt, best song ever. aphex twin for the win :D
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Male 9,306
Best answer.
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Male 15,510
The good thing about the Yahoo Answers website is that it reveals that part of the humanity we all want to keep hidden
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Female 798
@bobhub600

well, who knew big nasty HIV would turn into such a punk when all by himself in the open...and thank you :)
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Female 833
hahahaha underwears.
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Male 964
@rainbowfarts...That HIV virus is pretty weak though , it only lasts about 30 seconds as soon it is outside the body and sperm is pretty tough to neutralise. I think there has being cases of it happening...Cool name btw!
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Female 798
If chlorine in pools can kill the AIDS virus, it most definitely kills sperm cells
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Male 3,915
XD...i laughed so hard at this...
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Male 552
"Actually, under the right circumstances, why not?

Sperm is very resilient. It can survive on a warm surface for 10 minutes or so. Then again, the probability of it happening are very close to 0."

Why not? pH level. The chlorine is effective in killing the sperm cells.
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Male 163
He didn`t even get the undies off? Talk about premature ejaculation.
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Male 394
Actually, under the right circumstances, why not?

Sperm is very resilient. It can survive on a warm surface for 10 minutes or so. Then again, the probability of it happening are very close to 0.
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Male 4,014
hehe, come on, its funny!
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Female 535
"Accidentally", eh?
I just imagined some guy "accidentally" ejaculating into the pool from the side.
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Male 4,867
"Where are there bikinis."

They didn`t have time to pack when he put them in the back of his van
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Male 6,694
Why would hoy do that with mom and doughter in the pool. Only underware. Where are there bikinis.
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Male 2,441
Hmmmm
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Male 769
Oh Issa, if you had a real penis, you`d know all about `accidental ejaculation`. Wet dreams, lapdances, rickety buses... I`m so glad I`m not a teenage boy any more...
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Female 137
whateves
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Male 258
"How do you accidentally ejaculate in a pool?"

Get it stuck in a water jet?
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Female 895
@regediT

Aphex Twin..Not that difficult dude.
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Male 10,339
Aphex Twin @ regediT.
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Female 2,352
Accidental ejaculation?

I don`t think that`s possible.
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Male 3,076
well the chlorine in the pool would kill all of the sperm...
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Male 397
How do you accidentally ejaculate in a pool?

"Woops, look what just happened by accident"
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Male 716
IIIIII WAAANT YOOUR SOOOOUL!!!

Doubt anyone will get the reference
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Male 71
How does that even happen? He must of had blue balls to begin with.
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Male 1,629
what does the tag line have to do with this? so apparently the idea of a small amount of semen in water is enough to make people puke? im confused...
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Male 38,483
I know someone will yell "FAKE" and maybe this is just a joke... but sadly, there are a lot of people ignorant of procreation. Not stupid, just ignorant. lacking knowledge
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Female 533
well that`s just, disturbing. Not the question but the second part
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Female 4,376
haha
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Female 149
uhh... well at least he had a (twisted) sense of humour :/
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Female 9,475
hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Female 839
i see nothing
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Male 1
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