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Date: 09/01/10 10:03 AM

55 Responses to Yahoo Answers! The Pool Myth Answered [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of spudd09
    spudd09 Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Link: Yahoo Answers! The Pool Myth Answered - Don`t read unless you have a high tolerance of being able to hold back your vomit.
  2. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:08 am
    i see nothing
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:13 am
    hahahahahahahahahaha!
  4. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:13 am
    uhh... well at least he had a (twisted) sense of humour :/
  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:14 am
    haha
  6. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:17 am
    well that`s just, disturbing. Not the question but the second part
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I know someone will yell "FAKE" and maybe this is just a joke... but sadly, there are a lot of people ignorant of procreation. Not stupid, just ignorant. lacking knowledge
  8. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:19 am
    what does the tag line have to do with this? so apparently the idea of a small amount of semen in water is enough to make people puke? im confused...
  9. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:22 am
    How does that even happen? He must of had blue balls to begin with.
  10. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
    IIIIII WAAANT YOOUR SOOOOUL!!!

    Doubt anyone will get the reference
  11. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:33 am
    How do you accidentally ejaculate in a pool?

    "Woops, look what just happened by accident"
  12. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:35 am
    well the chlorine in the pool would kill all of the sperm...
  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Accidental ejaculation?

    I don`t think that`s possible.
  14. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Aphex Twin @ regediT.
  15. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:09 am
    @regediT

    Aphex Twin..Not that difficult dude.
  16. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
    "How do you accidentally ejaculate in a pool?"

    Get it stuck in a water jet?
  17. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:38 am
    whateves
  18. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Oh Issa, if you had a real penis, you`d know all about `accidental ejaculation`. Wet dreams, lapdances, rickety buses... I`m so glad I`m not a teenage boy any more...
  19. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Hmmmm
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Why would hoy do that with mom and doughter in the pool. Only underware. Where are there bikinis.
  21. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    "Where are there bikinis."

    They didn`t have time to pack when he put them in the back of his van
  22. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    "Accidentally", eh?
    I just imagined some guy "accidentally" ejaculating into the pool from the side.
  23. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    hehe, come on, its funny!
  24. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Actually, under the right circumstances, why not?

    Sperm is very resilient. It can survive on a warm surface for 10 minutes or so. Then again, the probability of it happening are very close to 0.
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    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    He didn`t even get the undies off? Talk about premature ejaculation.
  26. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    "Actually, under the right circumstances, why not?

    Sperm is very resilient. It can survive on a warm surface for 10 minutes or so. Then again, the probability of it happening are very close to 0."

    Why not? pH level. The chlorine is effective in killing the sperm cells.
  27. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    XD...i laughed so hard at this...
  28. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    If chlorine in pools can kill the AIDS virus, it most definitely kills sperm cells
  29. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    @rainbowfarts...That HIV virus is pretty weak though , it only lasts about 30 seconds as soon it is outside the body and sperm is pretty tough to neutralise. I think there has being cases of it happening...Cool name btw!
  30. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    hahahaha underwears.
  31. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    @bobhub600

    well, who knew big nasty HIV would turn into such a punk when all by himself in the open...and thank you :)
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    The good thing about the Yahoo Answers website is that it reveals that part of the humanity we all want to keep hidden
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Best answer.
  34. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    RegedIt, best song ever. aphex twin for the win :D
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    ha ha ha !
  36. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    yes. yes.
  37. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Accidentally?
  38. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    wow, thanks Skyira, you just completely ruined aphex twin for me in one swift comment
  39. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    I love Aphex Twin but am really not getting the relevence of the reference :S
  40. Profile photo of mandingo3519
    mandingo3519 Male 30-39
    192 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    i loved this response but dont like one thing wish i had done it first ha ha ha
  41. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    if you have ever been a professional lifeguard, not just signed up to look at the pool for a summer kind, you would know that public pools have enough chemical in them to kill a lot of things, sperm included....now your home pool, thats different.
  42. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    everyone here needs to read haunted by chuck palahniuk.
  43. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    My DNA. Everywhere.
  44. Profile photo of mnwild10fan
    mnwild10fan Female 40-49
    18 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    daniellee x I read that book it was the strangest thing I have ever read. Especially the part where they were eating part of that guy and he walks out and starts eating it too.
  45. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    what about hottub?
  46. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:44 am
    looooooool XD
  47. Profile photo of captkava
    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:43 am
    .... accidentally????
    mine`s NEVER accidental.
  48. Profile photo of screwboredom
    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:58 am
    guess i`m not going to the pool today, maybe when i forget this
  49. Profile photo of Fionax
    Fionax Female 18-29
    36 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:46 am
    This makes me want to avoid the hot tub for a while LOL
  50. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:40 am
    "Daddy is that you?"

    XD
  51. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    the best part is his response

    "Come to daddy!"
  52. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    I barely get funny answers in yahoo answer when i ask a question
  53. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    how do you "accidentally" ejaculate? XDD
  54. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:41 am
    LOL I love yahoo answers 98% of the questions are dumb sex questions or about their penis.
  55. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    The same way he "accidentally" masturbated.

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