Worst Job At Body Building Contests? Painter [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Sports

"I got you, bro."
There are 67 comments:
Female 407
You know...it may just be because I haven`t gone out much this week, but I`d kinda like that job.
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Female 463
And don`t forget the peen!
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Female 314
AWW EW....he`s totally into it too
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Male 56
@Handsompod WIN!
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Male 795
According to the previous infographic post about form vs. function, I could kick this guys ass.
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Male 1,108
I used to do this, then I got the sack.
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Female 7,879
The Bisto kids.
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Male 794
now i can never eat chocolate again, this will pop up into my mind every time, thanks a lot IAB!!
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Male 5,190
Ewwwwww.
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Female 43
lol @ the guy in the background
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Male 6,694
Its a living.
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Male 9,306
"`Yeah yeah that`s it. Get right inside that crevice. Oh god yeah MMMM`! "

LOUDER! XD
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Male 15,510
Grossss
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Female 2,509
ew
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Male 5,413
`Yeah yeah that`s it. Get right inside that crevice. Oh god yeah MMMM`!
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Female 4,039
Are they hiring?
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Male 12,365
I have a genuine question for any bodybuilders who might be passing by...

It`s well known that competitive bodybuilders routinely use skin dye to turn their skin odd colours for competitions. With a small paint roller, apparently. Often, the results are spectacularly unnatural, making the person look like a polished wood sculpture with multiple coats of dark wood stain.

It`s often said that this painting is done to accentuate muscles. That makes sense.

So, finally, the question:

If you`re using false colour to accentuate muscles, why restrict yourself to brown and orange? Why not green, purple, blue, i.e. whatever works best?
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Male 12,365
[quote]He probably has a really small penis.[/quote]

OK, I`ll bite. Do you have a reason for thinking that or are you just burbling out some of your irrational prejudice and generally unpleasant character?
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Male 2,121
Lol, the guy on the left is like "What?"
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Male 741
where can I fill out an application for this job?
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Female 430
poo this is worse than the elephamt keeper job...
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Male 178
At least it`s paint and not a tanning bed. That poo gives you cancer.
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Male 25,416
Very old!
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Male 2,551
I dont know if it`s worse that there is someone there to do that sort of thing, or if he`s doing it with a rollerbrush. ;-;
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Male 29
X_x I want to stab something sharp into my eyes just to make the pain go away
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Male 400
Ick
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Female 406
Angieee.....that was my first though! lol
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Male 95
RE POST, seen this on here like 3 times already
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Male 220
my perfect job
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Male 2,748
o.O ewww...
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Male 2,441
Is that Kenny Powers from eastbound and down painting him?
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Male 210
I want that job O_o
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Male 271
new lemonparty?
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Male 1,958
/me shudders
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Female 134
ooo, so THATS how jersey shore gets tan....
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Female 2,927
"how do they think this looks good??"

"I always wonder why they need all that sh-t on them. It doesn`t even look decent."

ive heard its to help the definition of the muscles to stand out better. Im not 100% sure that`s why just what ive heard.
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Male 137
And, honestly, that`s what happens too....
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Male 121
I think they meant BEST JOB
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Male 582
where is Gerry1of1 when we need him?
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Female 130
ewwwwww
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Male 23
Tan guy#2 on left is like "yeah that`s how we do it", or something like that.
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Male 1,054
I figured they were using airbrush by now.
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Male 2,893
Some NSFW would have been OK.........
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Male 582
You would think they would just do it while they were naked.
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Male 126
i knew they were fake tans!
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Male 9,306
"Anyone think he might love his job?"

I know I would. Painting muscled guys? Yeah, sign me up. :D
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Male 819
I didn`t think I could lose any more respect for this type of person. Thanks for proving me wrong IAB...
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Male 321
gay
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Male 1,815
Just putting this out there:

Anyone think he might love his job?
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Male 71
what about painting the back?!? 0.o
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Male 127
That one bronze Oompa-Loompa dude on the left is looking into the camera going "Yeah, he paints other dudes junk for a livin`, I`m next in line. Big whoop.. wanna fight about it?!"
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Male 3,894
That looks so, so, so stupid.
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Female 11
ahaha..... they look like juiced up oompa loompas :P

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Male 5,314
as stuuuuupid as it looks, i believe they do that so you can see the muscle definition better. but....damn is it stupid looking.
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Female 1,101
AHAHAHAHA!He might be gay and loving it!!
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Male 1,610
this must be who they think they`re competing against
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Female 29
He probably has a really small penis.
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Male 11
haha, banana hammock.
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Male 9,306
"erm, why do they need to be black, exactly?"

Orange really...it`s the lighting.
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Female 533
how do they think this looks good??
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Female 535
I always wonder why they need all that sh-t on them. It doesn`t even look decent.
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Female 735
erm, why do they need to be black, exactly?
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Female 9,496
MY EYES!!!!
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Male 1,378
holy crap, they`re so friggin` guido it burns
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Male 33
reposted for the fifth time.
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Male 4,807
I`m sure a few fellas out there will think this is the BEST job ever.
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Male 20,313
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