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Date: 09/14/10 10:01 AM

66 Responses to Why You So Racist, Pigeon Hater? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Link: Why You So Racist, Pigeon Hater? - Crap, it`s getting so you can`t hate anyone anymore.
  2. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:33 am
    ???
  3. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:34 am
    But they`re (mostly) white! I thought it was PC to hate whitey...
  4. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:38 am
    now imagine if they were gay black pigeons
  5. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Great, next thing you know, there will be an organization supporting seagull`s rights and then Seagull Pride Parade.
  6. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Wait - is this about seagulls or pigeons?
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:58 am
    We call them "Sky Rats"
  8. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I hate them all...
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:01 am
    lmfao.
  10. Profile photo of t4ssos
    t4ssos Male 13-17
    6 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:03 am
    they see me flyin` they hatin`
  11. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:10 am
    They`re called Gulls, not seagulls. Bloody `ell.
  12. Profile photo of 7Pan7cho7
    7Pan7cho7 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Bag of Cheetos at the beach = seagull pride parade.
  13. Profile photo of keri5150
    keri5150 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
    If you live in Cali, like me, they are SEAgulls....and they suck!
  14. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:17 am
    I wish I could be around when all races breed into one race. Then we can go back to hating someone for who they are.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:17 am
    I feel like trying to make this connection is racist lol. Loud, big-mouthed black people and loud, float-around-you gay guys. That`s all I got.
  16. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Well if every black and gay person I knew kept me up at night with their loud noises and tried to steal my food all the time or dive bomb my head or poo on me. Then I`d probably be slightly racist and homophobic too.
  17. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
    I hate pigeons.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
    those look like homeless seagulls

    where`s the photo of the clean, happy seagulls?
  19. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Erm... title fail much? What`s pigeons got to do with seagulls?

    And seagulls are nasty bastards where I live. They swquark and steal your pasty!
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:42 am

    not the same
  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:43 am
    A friend of mine was knocked to the ground and his bucket of Boardwalk fries were stolen by a flock of Seagulls. Because of that, they will always have a friend in me.
  22. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Yeah, because homosexuals and blacks dive bomb you while eating potato chips at the beach
  23. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:48 am
    ever since Finding Nemo, whenever I see a seagull, all I can think of is MINE? MINE? MINE? MINE?
  24. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:49 am
    I feed seagulls alka seltzer.
  25. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Stupid gulls.
  26. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    My grandfather, who was a sailor in the British Royal Navy, used to tell us that seagulls carry the souls of sailors who have passed away. The image of a seagull has always meant a lot to me because of that.
  27. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    for some reason I couldn`t help but read that with the voice of Charlie from It`s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in my head
  28. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    "Damn mosquitos!"

    "HATER!"
  29. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Good thing they`re getting the serious issues.
  30. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    I thank the flying spaghetti monster every day for creating an island completely devoid of seagulls (Maui, but there`s not a single one anywhere in Hawai`i). I actually attribute that as a major contribution to the higher level of happiness experienced on the island.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Let me Guess. PETA.
  32. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I totally see the logic in this! You just ingest lead paint until it makes sense!
  33. Profile photo of Thejade1
    Thejade1 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Hating pigeons? what? the headline says seagulls...
  34. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Mistaking seagulls for pigeons now THAT is some racist homophobic sh*t!
  35. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    well i guess im incredibly homophobic and racist...
  36. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Idk.. Homos or persons of different race have never poo on my car or tried to eat my last french fry =|
  37. Profile photo of monkeyman828
    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    damn gay black men.... i mean, seagulls...
  38. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I`ve never had a black guy attack my head and fly off with my lunch.
  39. Profile photo of canda1985
    canda1985 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Oh PETA you stupid stupid people
  40. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
    97 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    I love seagulls, I just hate gays and people of other races.
  41. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    "I`ve never had a black guy attack my head and fly off with my lunch."

    Unfortunately, I have.
  42. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I. Hate. Seagulls. Come and get me PETA.
  43. Profile photo of TheLemur
    TheLemur Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Except other sexualities and races don`t keep pooting on me at the beach.....
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    so is it humanitariunism to give the seagulls a chip!
  45. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Seagulls aren`t people.
  46. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    You know, if we didn`t feed them and let them eat our garbage they`d all die out.
  47. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    @ElMustache "I. Hate. Seagulls. Come and get me PETA."

    They have already dispatched an elite team of PETA members armed with the latest eco-friendly, non tested on animals weaponry. AKA - Frozen shoelaces. Prepare to die a stringy, cold death.
  48. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    "You know, if we didn`t feed them and let them eat our garbage they`d all die out."

    So the ocean would just disappeared? Along with all the little fish and what not that the seagulls mainly eat?
  49. Profile photo of shadow946
    shadow946 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    EXCEPT BLACK PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE DON`T SH*T ON YOU
  50. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:13 am
    @shadow946 haha, true dat
  51. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 2:02 am
    I live in a pooty little holiday town, and every year it is made that little bit worse by holiday makers coming down, buying chips and then throwing them to the seagulls, then complaining when the seagulls attack them. By the time it gets to the winter, the seagulls are a little bit more agressive every year. I drating hate holiday makers so much.
  52. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 2:37 am
    I don`t understand what pigeons have to do with this? I hate them too, but the headline is not pigeons... ??
  53. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I hate sheite hawks *in towns*. If you get dive bombed at a cliff - tough sh*t, in town its a different matter and the fault of those dckheads that put their rubbish out 6 days early in flimsy little plastic bags. The local version of larus argentatus argenteus has mutated, it lives on mcdonalds and has the terminator theme tune as a backing beat. I once ran one over and it got up and flew off laughing.
  54. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Airborne JT - Hawai`i completely devoid of gulls?

    Pop quiz on which pacific island group was this picture taken?
  55. Profile photo of Buffie92
    Buffie92 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I looove seagulls, I think they`re adorable <333
  56. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Mine! Mine!
  57. Profile photo of MasterKhan
    MasterKhan Male 18-29
    57 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    A seagull bit my thumb snatching a cheez-it out of my hand once. Seagulls suck.
  58. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Pigeon hater?
  59. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Seagull =/= pigeon

    But screw those nasty SOBs. Seagulls are basically coastal rats with wings
  60. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Maybe I just don`t like the seagulls` culture and attitude, ok? Just because I hate them for stealing a bag of crisps, doesn`t make me a racialist, OK?!
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    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    It is getting so that pretty much ANYTHING you say about another race of culture is racist. Nevermind the fact you don;t have a racist bone in your body. Your right to speech is not as great as someone right to be offended. What a sad sack world.
  62. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Reminds me of a joke.
    What`s a Seagull called on land?


    A Seagull
  63. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 13, 2012 at 8:24 am
    I have SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! lots of sea-SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! gulls in my neighbor- SCREE! SCREE!SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! hood and SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! they sure like to hear SCREE! SCREE! themselves yell at times. I`m SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! not crazy about `em.
  64. Profile photo of youhoo97
    youhoo97 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 18, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    Amazing analogy...NOT
  65. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    A clansman read this and said "Wow, hating seagulls... How come I never thought of that?"
  66. Profile photo of mrrossh
    mrrossh Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Umm ... I can`t remember the last time a gay / black man took a poo on me sooo.... no it isn`t.

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