Why You So Racist, Pigeon Hater? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Crap, it"s getting so you can"t hate anyone anymore.
There are 66 comments:
Male 74
Umm ... I can`t remember the last time a gay / black man took a poo on me sooo.... no it isn`t.
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Male 191
A clansman read this and said "Wow, hating seagulls... How come I never thought of that?"
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Female 71
Amazing analogy...NOT
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Female 6,381
I have SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! lots of sea-SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! gulls in my neighbor- SCREE! SCREE!SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! hood and SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! they sure like to hear SCREE! SCREE! themselves yell at times. I`m SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! SCREE! not crazy about `em.
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Male 5,413
Reminds me of a joke.
What`s a Seagull called on land?


A Seagull
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Male 101
It is getting so that pretty much ANYTHING you say about another race of culture is racist. Nevermind the fact you don;t have a racist bone in your body. Your right to speech is not as great as someone right to be offended. What a sad sack world.
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Male 2,159
Maybe I just don`t like the seagulls` culture and attitude, ok? Just because I hate them for stealing a bag of crisps, doesn`t make me a racialist, OK?!
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Male 1,815
Seagull =/= pigeon

But screw those nasty SOBs. Seagulls are basically coastal rats with wings
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Female 505
Pigeon hater?
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Male 57
A seagull bit my thumb snatching a cheez-it out of my hand once. Seagulls suck.
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Male 1,451
Mine! Mine!
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Female 40
I looove seagulls, I think they`re adorable <333
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Male 2,220
Airborne JT - Hawai`i completely devoid of gulls?

Pop quiz on which pacific island group was this picture taken?
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Male 2,220
I hate sheite hawks *in towns*. If you get dive bombed at a cliff - tough sh*t, in town its a different matter and the fault of those dckheads that put their rubbish out 6 days early in flimsy little plastic bags. The local version of larus argentatus argenteus has mutated, it lives on mcdonalds and has the terminator theme tune as a backing beat. I once ran one over and it got up and flew off laughing.
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Male 703
I don`t understand what pigeons have to do with this? I hate them too, but the headline is not pigeons... ??
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Male 1,067
I live in a pooty little holiday town, and every year it is made that little bit worse by holiday makers coming down, buying chips and then throwing them to the seagulls, then complaining when the seagulls attack them. By the time it gets to the winter, the seagulls are a little bit more agressive every year. I drating hate holiday makers so much.
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Female 151
@shadow946 haha, true dat
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Male 21
EXCEPT BLACK PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE DON`T SH*T ON YOU
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Male 71
"You know, if we didn`t feed them and let them eat our garbage they`d all die out."

So the ocean would just disappeared? Along with all the little fish and what not that the seagulls mainly eat?
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Male 63
@ElMustache "I. Hate. Seagulls. Come and get me PETA."

They have already dispatched an elite team of PETA members armed with the latest eco-friendly, non tested on animals weaponry. AKA - Frozen shoelaces. Prepare to die a stringy, cold death.
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Female 3,562
You know, if we didn`t feed them and let them eat our garbage they`d all die out.
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Male 1,371
Seagulls aren`t people.
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Male 25,416
so is it humanitariunism to give the seagulls a chip!
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Male 98
Except other sexualities and races don`t keep pooting on me at the beach.....
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Male 1,625
I. Hate. Seagulls. Come and get me PETA.
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Male 119
"I`ve never had a black guy attack my head and fly off with my lunch."

Unfortunately, I have.
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Female 97
I love seagulls, I just hate gays and people of other races.
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Male 118
Oh PETA you stupid stupid people
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Female 52
I`ve never had a black guy attack my head and fly off with my lunch.
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Male 103
damn gay black men.... i mean, seagulls...
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Male 533
Idk.. Homos or persons of different race have never poo on my car or tried to eat my last french fry =|
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Male 126
well i guess im incredibly homophobic and racist...
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Female 2,352
Mistaking seagulls for pigeons now THAT is some racist homophobic sh*t!
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Male 34
Hating pigeons? what? the headline says seagulls...
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Female 2,120
I totally see the logic in this! You just ingest lead paint until it makes sense!
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Male 15,510
Let me Guess. PETA.
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Male 145
I thank the flying spaghetti monster every day for creating an island completely devoid of seagulls (Maui, but there`s not a single one anywhere in Hawai`i). I actually attribute that as a major contribution to the higher level of happiness experienced on the island.
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Male 1,598
Good thing they`re getting the serious issues.
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Male 5,194
"Damn mosquitos!"

"HATER!"
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Male 1,002
for some reason I couldn`t help but read that with the voice of Charlie from It`s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in my head
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Male 3,315
My grandfather, who was a sailor in the British Royal Navy, used to tell us that seagulls carry the souls of sailors who have passed away. The image of a seagull has always meant a lot to me because of that.
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Male 6,694
Stupid gulls.
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Male 10,339
I feed seagulls alka seltzer.
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Male 417
ever since Finding Nemo, whenever I see a seagull, all I can think of is MINE? MINE? MINE? MINE?
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Male 263
Yeah, because homosexuals and blacks dive bomb you while eating potato chips at the beach
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Male 7,378
A friend of mine was knocked to the ground and his bucket of Boardwalk fries were stolen by a flock of Seagulls. Because of that, they will always have a friend in me.
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Female 2,509

not the same
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Male 364
Erm... title fail much? What`s pigeons got to do with seagulls?

And seagulls are nasty bastards where I live. They swquark and steal your pasty!
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Male 37,914
those look like homeless seagulls

where`s the photo of the clean, happy seagulls?
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Male 2,893
I hate pigeons.
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Female 106
Well if every black and gay person I knew kept me up at night with their loud noises and tried to steal my food all the time or dive bomb my head or poo on me. Then I`d probably be slightly racist and homophobic too.
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Female 798
I feel like trying to make this connection is racist lol. Loud, big-mouthed black people and loud, float-around-you gay guys. That`s all I got.
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Male 177
I wish I could be around when all races breed into one race. Then we can go back to hating someone for who they are.
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Female 2
If you live in Cali, like me, they are SEAgulls....and they suck!
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Male 5
Bag of Cheetos at the beach = seagull pride parade.
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Male 169
They`re called Gulls, not seagulls. Bloody `ell.
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Male 6
they see me flyin` they hatin`
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Female 9,403
lmfao.
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Male 235
I hate them all...
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Male 4,594
We call them "Sky Rats"
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Female 4,039
Wait - is this about seagulls or pigeons?
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Female 1,623
Great, next thing you know, there will be an organization supporting seagull`s rights and then Seagull Pride Parade.
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Male 185
now imagine if they were gay black pigeons
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Male 36,558
But they`re (mostly) white! I thought it was PC to hate whitey...
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Male 129
???
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Male 19,888
Link: Why You So Racist, Pigeon Hater? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Crap, it`s getting so you can`t hate anyone anymore.
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