What`s So Special About Penguins? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Nothing.
There are 59 comments:
Male 15
Screw those overconfident bastards, in their suits and all.
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Female 238
@skim:

WHERE DO I FIND THAT COSTUME!?
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Female 314
I want this book so bad now
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Female 250
Hm...
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Female 1,515
Hah, I flipped through that book in Chapters. It`s pretty amusing. F U, Penguins by Matthew Gasteier
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Female 387
I miss F U Penguin.
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Male 2,220
Penguins drating rock! Anything made by Chuck Norris has to be kick arse...

And the phuckers can fly. I`ve watched them nip around for fish like little winged missiles.

I`ve also seen a line of several hundred emperors marching off to the colony from my hospital bed, brightening up a day when the only other joy was playing fart roulette.
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Male 770
they have some accomplishments,
they won the Stanley Cup a few years ago.
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What??
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Female 1,427
I love that book.
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Female 1,623
Yeah, those douchebags
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Male 221
They are birds that cant fly. Birds that eat fish. I only like one type of bird.
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Male 1,920
Its because they invented Linux.
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Male 6,694
Its because they wear a suit every day.
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Male 54
They live in the bottom of the world and insist it is the top.
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Male 5,413
They`re evil!
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Female 251
"Penguins can poop with more force than any other animal." HA. My day was just made.
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Female 517
I love penguins. They`re the best! <:
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Male 759
God created all the plants and all the animals on Earth... Except penguins. Chuck Norris created the penguin!
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Male 1,067
"If there so great why cant they fly?"

They can, they`re just being sensitive to all of the other birds that can fly by making thenm feel superior in one way.
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Male 473
Penguins can poop with more force than any other animal.
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Male 3
Think about it they`re born with white camo then when their adult feather`s come in it`s like a big FU to everything on top of that and it looks like a tux!!!
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Male 24
If there so great why cant they fly?
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Male 58

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Male 2,748
This book brought to you by Bob Sagat.
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Male 2,441
They are!
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Female 200
FU Penguin is an AMAZING BOOK and everyone should read it.
It is seriously the funniest book I have ever read.
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Female 654
obviously not written by THE penquin..quack quack quack
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Male 1,958
Lol
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Male 430
They are some day I will raise up an army of mutant penguins and take over the world`s ice cream supply.
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Female 2,927
well they are!
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Male 137
Awesome!
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Male 2,893
Penguins are f*cking great.
Plus, I think I read this in a book while standing in line in Borders.
Can`t remember what it was called........
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Female 351
penquins, maybe. penguins, yes

^_^
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Male 3
penquins ain`t natural, they were chemically man-made like the incredible hulk
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Female 535
I almost finished that book while I was waiting for my friend to finish trying on his clothes.
It was pretty great. The author basically insulted all these animals.
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Male 9,306
Haters gonna hate.
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Male 599
madest:"I`m only a content mod so I can`t say what the reason but I can tell the difference between content cursing and comment cursing. Inevitably cursing would turn into a mean spirited virtual attack room and some people just can`t handle that. So although I hate to agree with censorship, I do understand it. "
But mean spirited virtual attack room is what half the threads on IAB turn into anyway, with or without cussing
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Male 4,290
[quote]Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.[/quote]
We could, but where`s the fun in that? I much prefer a plane with a roosterpit.
Anyways, there are ways round the swearfilter which we don`t really crack down on - we just keep it for nostalgia.
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Male 38,365
vv I`m agreeing with madest that the dratting censor here is for the best. We`d end up with pages of vile language and 3/4 of our readers GONE.
And that would be booooring!
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Male 699
a penguin never forgets!
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Male 533
Aren`t they though?
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Male 107
Drate you! Penguins have rightfully claimed the throne of the awsome-animal-kindgdom for themselves.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 5,190
You can`t fade the penguin!
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Male 7,378
[quote]Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.[/quote]
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I`m only a content mod so I can`t say what the reason but I can tell the difference between content cursing and comment cursing. Inevitably cursing would turn into a mean spirited virtual attack room and some people just can`t handle that. So although I hate to agree with censorship, I do understand it.
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Female 914
I agree with danthew.
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Male 1,371
True. Penguins are roostery bastards.
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Female 88
FU PENGUIN<33
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Female 281
I love that book!! XD
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Male 23
Narwhals are much much better than f`in penguins!!!
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Male 205
Salutations from the anorexic, blue, mother penguin.
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Male 2,121
Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.
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Male 127
Speaking of badass Penguins, you know who were truly "Firetrucking Great" ... Those Penguins with the rockets attached to their backs from `Batman Returns`. I`d love to see them make a cameo in the Dark Knight Sequel, that would be Epic! Christian Bale wouldn`t know what the hell was going on, haha

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Male 15,510
drating picture and drating caption are drating hilarious
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Female 75
This is from an awesome book Called "F U Penguin" by Matthew Gasteier.

It`s effing hysterical.
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Male 339
as useless as giraffes...
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Male 558
<--- thinks it funny that curse words can appear in the submissions but not the drating comments...
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Female 2,120
Stuck up azzholes is all they are
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Male 20,302
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