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Date: 09/09/10 02:04 PM

59 Responses to What`s So Special About Penguins? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Link: What`s So Special About Penguins? - Nothing.
  2. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Stuck up azzholes is all they are
  3. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    <--- thinks it funny that curse words can appear in the submissions but not the drating comments...
  4. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    as useless as giraffes...
  5. Profile photo of scromlette
    scromlette Female 18-29
    75 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    This is from an awesome book Called "F U Penguin" by Matthew Gasteier.

    It`s effing hysterical.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    drating picture and drating caption are drating hilarious
  7. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Speaking of badass Penguins, you know who were truly "Firetrucking Great" ... Those Penguins with the rockets attached to their backs from `Batman Returns`. I`d love to see them make a cameo in the Dark Knight Sequel, that would be Epic! Christian Bale wouldn`t know what the hell was going on, haha

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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.
  9. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Salutations from the anorexic, blue, mother penguin.
  10. Profile photo of 555geo666
    555geo666 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Narwhals are much much better than f`in penguins!!!
  11. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    I love that book!! XD
  12. Profile photo of xoterra
    xoterra Female 18-29
    88 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    FU PENGUIN<33
  13. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    True. Penguins are roostery bastards.
  14. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    I agree with danthew.
  15. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.
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    I`m only a content mod so I can`t say what the reason but I can tell the difference between content cursing and comment cursing. Inevitably cursing would turn into a mean spirited virtual attack room and some people just can`t handle that. So although I hate to agree with censorship, I do understand it.
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    lolz
  17. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Drate you! Penguins have rightfully claimed the throne of the awsome-animal-kindgdom for themselves.
  18. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Aren`t they though?
  19. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    a penguin never forgets!
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    vv I`m agreeing with madest that the dratting censor here is for the best. We`d end up with pages of vile language and 3/4 of our readers GONE.
    And that would be booooring!
  21. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Can`t you make this site technically 18+ and let us swear? It feels condescending to stop us swearing in comments but swearing in posts.
    We could, but where`s the fun in that? I much prefer a plane with a roosterpit.
    Anyways, there are ways round the swearfilter which we don`t really crack down on - we just keep it for nostalgia.
  22. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    madest:"I`m only a content mod so I can`t say what the reason but I can tell the difference between content cursing and comment cursing. Inevitably cursing would turn into a mean spirited virtual attack room and some people just can`t handle that. So although I hate to agree with censorship, I do understand it. "
    But mean spirited virtual attack room is what half the threads on IAB turn into anyway, with or without cussing
  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Haters gonna hate.
  24. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    I almost finished that book while I was waiting for my friend to finish trying on his clothes.
    It was pretty great. The author basically insulted all these animals.
  25. Profile photo of tirving08
    tirving08 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    penquins ain`t natural, they were chemically man-made like the incredible hulk
  26. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    penquins, maybe. penguins, yes

    ^_^
  27. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Penguins are f*cking great.
    Plus, I think I read this in a book while standing in line in Borders.
    Can`t remember what it was called........
  28. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Awesome!
  29. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    well they are!
  30. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    They are some day I will raise up an army of mutant penguins and take over the world`s ice cream supply.
  31. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Lol
  32. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    obviously not written by THE penquin..quack quack quack
  33. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    FU Penguin is an AMAZING BOOK and everyone should read it.
    It is seriously the funniest book I have ever read.
  34. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    They are!
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    This book brought to you by Bob Sagat.
  36. Profile photo of Waremonger
    Waremonger Male 40-49
    58 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:13 pm

  37. Profile photo of ACTIONjakson
    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    If there so great why cant they fly?
  38. Profile photo of htracien
    htracien Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    Think about it they`re born with white camo then when their adult feather`s come in it`s like a big FU to everything on top of that and it looks like a tux!!!
  39. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Penguins can poop with more force than any other animal.
  40. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:18 am
    "If there so great why cant they fly?"

    They can, they`re just being sensitive to all of the other birds that can fly by making thenm feel superior in one way.
  41. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:27 am
    God created all the plants and all the animals on Earth... Except penguins. Chuck Norris created the penguin!
  42. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:56 am
    I love penguins. They`re the best! <:
  43. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    252 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:46 am
    "Penguins can poop with more force than any other animal." HA. My day was just made.
  44. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:59 am
    They`re evil!
  45. Profile photo of MensRea
    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:40 am
    They live in the bottom of the world and insist it is the top.
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Its because they wear a suit every day.
  47. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Its because they invented Linux.
  48. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:35 am
    They are birds that cant fly. Birds that eat fish. I only like one type of bird.
  49. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Yeah, those douchebags
  50. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I love that book.
  51. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    they have some accomplishments,
    they won the Stanley Cup a few years ago.
    .
    ..
    ..........
    What??
  52. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Penguins drating rock! Anything made by Chuck Norris has to be kick arse...

    And the phuckers can fly. I`ve watched them nip around for fish like little winged missiles.

    I`ve also seen a line of several hundred emperors marching off to the colony from my hospital bed, brightening up a day when the only other joy was playing fart roulette.
  53. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    I miss F U Penguin.
  54. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Hah, I flipped through that book in Chapters. It`s pretty amusing. F U, Penguins by Matthew Gasteier
  55. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Hm...
  56. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    I want this book so bad now
  57. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    @skim:

    WHERE DO I FIND THAT COSTUME!?
  58. Profile photo of Rikurep
    Rikurep Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    Screw those overconfident bastards, in their suits and all.

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