Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever? [Pic]

Submitted by: skywisejf 6 years ago in

Wrong on so many levels.
There are 64 comments:
Male 100
The worst part is that this craigslist ad was filed under `missed connections`.
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Male 129
????
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Female 407
i dont understand..
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Male 795
WTF is the point of her ad? It seems she knows the guy (or girl) why post a craigslist ad?
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Male 5,617
"...i mean, it`s like theyre forcing me to sleep with underage girls..."
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*Deep inhale through nose, long exhale*
"...Too easy...."
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Female 1,077
what is this i don`t even
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Male 1,523
Looks like the person flagged it. o.o
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Male 3,076
@B-b-beccah me neither
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Male 3,915
lol DeRob
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Male 602
LOL

It says "RX only for women younger than age 17"

Because if you are under 18 you have to get a doctor`s prescription for it, but if you are 18 or older you can get it without a script.
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Male 30
@T-Marley. man, can you explain to me why i need to be 18 to buy plan b but on the box it says "Only for age 17 and younger." i mean, it`s like theyre forcing me to sleep with underage girls.
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Female 668
i....do not get it.
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Male 602
Hell when I was a manager at Walgreens by FSU we sold Plan B like they were tic tacs.

"FSU Homecoming weekend, we need to order more Plan B. Spring break, make sure we have enough plan B, oh it`s Saturday, better make sure we aren`t out of Plan B!"

42.99 w/o insurance, and just need an ID proving you are over 18. I can tell you I`ve had some very interesting conversations when guys come in to buy it. Those and pregnancy tests...love college girls.
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Male 341
My sphincter just tightened looking at that. Jesus
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Female 2,674
Just looking at that thing makes my cervix cringe in fear. Ouchy.
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Female 108
@ rakoonhat----I have one of those. And there is no way to "pull" it out without damaging something. And it is not for "whores" Its a 5 year birth-control plan. I am a mother of 3 boys, and it was my husbands and my decision to do this form of control rather then the condoms, the pill, or the patches. Plus one major benefit for this, I haven`t had my period in 3 years, lol.
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Female 3,574
@rakoonhat so instead of selling them plan B, you let 15 year old girls get pregnant and then probably get pissed off when they have an abortion or look down at them when they become teen mothers? This sounds like the pharmacy`s sick way of getting back at these "whores". Afterall, they have to be punished for their sins of having sex somehow! Like really, actually think about what you`re saying here. People like you should not be pharmacists.
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Male 5,190
Damn lol.
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Male 305
All I could think of while reading this was `What movie were they watching?`...
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Male 5,617
I`m guessing bisexual woman passing a note to another bisexual buddy.
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Male 2,868
Yeah- I was mostly just joking, `cause there`s hardly such thing as boning with no worries these days.
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Female 275
rakoonhat: So you oppose a birth control mostly used by sex workers and 15 year old girls.

You`d rather they have babies?

And what have you got against prostitutes?
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Male 582
Smallest grappling-hook ever!
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Female 275
Oh my gosh, duh an IUD doesn`t prevent STD`s. Using protection, knowing your partners, and getting tested regularly do.

Being that I`m not a complete moron and am safe and informed before I bone, then there are no worries.

I don`t have to take a pill and I have a two-day minimal period every month. Booyah, IUD.
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Male 25,416
disturbing! but true love!
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Female 654
yea, sick minds inquiring...she didnt pull it out..hopefully cause thats f`n nasty, and a waste of IUD. you buy it from the pharmacy and most people have thier doctor put it in for them.
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Female 654
hmmm..she must have been looking for plan b.
most pharmacy`s wont sell that because its for whores and we dont codone it..and only 15 yr old kids come looking for it.
i feel like this is somerset kentucky, which would make a whole poo ton of sense...we`re all doomed to be rednecks forever.
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Male 2,868
"So much boning and no worries."

I hope you`re only boning one guy- and I hope he`s a guy you trust. You do know it doesn`t protect you against STD`s right? I mean, I assume you do, but I`m just checking.
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Male 2,868
What`s wrong with this? I don`t think there`s anything creepy about a woman showing some appreciation for some support from her man.
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Male 15,510
Soulmates
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Male 928
I don`t know about anyone else here but this is probably the creepiest thing I have seen a girl do in quite a while.
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Female 275
I <3 my IUD. So much boning and no worries.
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Male 4,014
Awwww, thats love!
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Male 678
Thanks for the explanation but i think i`ll pass. drat its great to be a MAN!!!!!!
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Male 2,893
Uhhhhhhhh, awkward.
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Male 2,592
i don`t understand!!
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Male 1,136
Sooooooooo... how much?
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Male 552
Did...uh.... Did she pull that thing out to take a picture of it?
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Female 71
Ugh. Those just look painfullll.
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Female 196
So, did her IUD come out because otherwise I`m not sure why she is holding it in her hand...?

And--ok...I`m assuming they have eachother`s numbers since he texted her. So why the ad? Maybe it was a while ago and they have different numbers now? Hhhmmmmm.

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Male 2,441
Whattt
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Male 117
Is that my Mom?????
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Male 30
Allow me translate (poorly, as my loose-women-ese is rusty):

Title: I`m a 34 year old woman seeking a man. Hopefully, my new InterUterary Device will be installed before we meet again.

Body: There is only one facility that will pass out contraception to me (difficult to translate as the dialect here is heavily regional, but I presume a Planned Parenthood like clinic), and you went there with me. While the doctor was taking medical measurements to properly fit the device, you texted me something funny that would not be appropriate to share with the doctor. Afterwards, we ate dinner and watched a (bad?) movie of your choosing... one that I would not choose for myself. You were pleasant to be around and, based on the small sexual encounter we shared, I hope that we can reconnect (implied: and mate)

*** this could also be a metaphor from a hipster... who know!?
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Female 112
nice how the flag button seems to be clicked
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Male 4,746
IUDs are the best invention for married couples, ever!
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Male 2,419
why is she posting some incredibly weird story about her and her partner who is cheating on her with her doctor in w4m?
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Male 7
permit me to speculate the etymology of yon advertisement...a recaptured version of a first encounter followed by a cheeky request for a second date, sans gynecological procedure, assuredly ending in horizontal debauchery.
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Male 2,688
"please explain this to me...i have no idea what i`m looking at."

If you mean the pic, an IUD, or InterUterary Device, is a small device implanted into the uterus to prevent pregnancy by making it impossible for anything to implant into the uterine lining.

What it has to do with the post, or the people involved, is an absolute mystery.
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Male 364
She`s talking about contraception. Seems to be holding a coil and talking about pregnancy.
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Male 245
I agree with intrigid. This is actually pretty cool.
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Female 674
It`s inserted into your uterus as a contraceptive. It`s called a IUD, an "intrauterine device".
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Male 5,314
what is this i don`t even
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Male 65
please explain this to me...i have no idea what i`m looking at.
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Male 678
I dont think i`ve been more confused!
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Male 438
nonsense is nonsense
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Male 1,357
What has been read, cannot be unread
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Female 5
I dont get it
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Female 2,352
I don`t get the title. .does she want it. .back? No wait I don`t want to know.
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Male 914
Wow. At first it looked like the incoherent ramblings of an insane person, but after reading it 2 or 3 times, I realize that it`s a concise and awesome personal ad.
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Male 202
wait....what?
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Female 536
This post makes me :/
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Male 1,625
I think i just threw up a little..
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Male 9
I dont get it
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Male 440
Link: Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Wrong on so many levels.
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