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Date: 09/20/10 03:38 PM

64 Responses to Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Link: Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever? - Wrong on so many levels.
  2. Profile photo of fan_of_dirt
    fan_of_dirt Male 18-29
    9 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I dont get it
  3. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    I think i just threw up a little..
  4. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    This post makes me :/
  5. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    wait....what?
  6. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Wow. At first it looked like the incoherent ramblings of an insane person, but after reading it 2 or 3 times, I realize that it`s a concise and awesome personal ad.
  7. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I don`t get the title. .does she want it. .back? No wait I don`t want to know.
  8. Profile photo of doinitmyway
    doinitmyway Female 70 & Over
    5 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    I dont get it
  9. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    What has been read, cannot be unread
  10. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    nonsense is nonsense
  11. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    I dont think i`ve been more confused!
  12. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    please explain this to me...i have no idea what i`m looking at.
  13. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    what is this i don`t even
  14. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    It`s inserted into your uterus as a contraceptive. It`s called a IUD, an "intrauterine device".
  15. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I agree with intrigid. This is actually pretty cool.
  16. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    She`s talking about contraception. Seems to be holding a coil and talking about pregnancy.
  17. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    "please explain this to me...i have no idea what i`m looking at."

    If you mean the pic, an IUD, or InterUterary Device, is a small device implanted into the uterus to prevent pregnancy by making it impossible for anything to implant into the uterine lining.

    What it has to do with the post, or the people involved, is an absolute mystery.
  18. Profile photo of Dr_Banzai
    Dr_Banzai Male 30-39
    7 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    permit me to speculate the etymology of yon advertisement...a recaptured version of a first encounter followed by a cheeky request for a second date, sans gynecological procedure, assuredly ending in horizontal debauchery.
  19. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    why is she posting some incredibly weird story about her and her partner who is cheating on her with her doctor in w4m?
  20. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    IUDs are the best invention for married couples, ever!
  21. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    nice how the flag button seems to be clicked
  22. Profile photo of reconjsh1
    reconjsh1 Male 30-39
    30 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Allow me translate (poorly, as my loose-women-ese is rusty):

    Title: I`m a 34 year old woman seeking a man. Hopefully, my new InterUterary Device will be installed before we meet again.

    Body: There is only one facility that will pass out contraception to me (difficult to translate as the dialect here is heavily regional, but I presume a Planned Parenthood like clinic), and you went there with me. While the doctor was taking medical measurements to properly fit the device, you texted me something funny that would not be appropriate to share with the doctor. Afterwards, we ate dinner and watched a (bad?) movie of your choosing... one that I would not choose for myself. You were pleasant to be around and, based on the small sexual encounter we shared, I hope that we can reconnect (implied: and mate)

    *** this could also be a metaphor from a hipster... who know!?
  23. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Is that my Mom?????
  24. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Whattt
  25. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    So, did her IUD come out because otherwise I`m not sure why she is holding it in her hand...?

    And--ok...I`m assuming they have eachother`s numbers since he texted her. So why the ad? Maybe it was a while ago and they have different numbers now? Hhhmmmmm.

  26. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Ugh. Those just look painfullll.
  27. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Did...uh.... Did she pull that thing out to take a picture of it?
  28. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Sooooooooo... how much?
  29. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    i don`t understand!!
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Uhhhhhhhh, awkward.
  31. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Thanks for the explanation but i think i`ll pass. drat its great to be a MAN!!!!!!
  32. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    Awwww, thats love!
  33. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    I <3 my IUD. So much boning and no worries.
  34. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    I don`t know about anyone else here but this is probably the creepiest thing I have seen a girl do in quite a while.
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Soulmates
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    What`s wrong with this? I don`t think there`s anything creepy about a woman showing some appreciation for some support from her man.
  37. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    "So much boning and no worries."

    I hope you`re only boning one guy- and I hope he`s a guy you trust. You do know it doesn`t protect you against STD`s right? I mean, I assume you do, but I`m just checking.
  38. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    hmmm..she must have been looking for plan b.
    most pharmacy`s wont sell that because its for whores and we dont codone it..and only 15 yr old kids come looking for it.
    i feel like this is somerset kentucky, which would make a whole poo ton of sense...we`re all doomed to be rednecks forever.
  39. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    yea, sick minds inquiring...she didnt pull it out..hopefully cause thats f`n nasty, and a waste of IUD. you buy it from the pharmacy and most people have thier doctor put it in for them.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    disturbing! but true love!
  41. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Oh my gosh, duh an IUD doesn`t prevent STD`s. Using protection, knowing your partners, and getting tested regularly do.

    Being that I`m not a complete moron and am safe and informed before I bone, then there are no worries.

    I don`t have to take a pill and I have a two-day minimal period every month. Booyah, IUD.
  42. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Smallest grappling-hook ever!
  43. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    rakoonhat: So you oppose a birth control mostly used by sex workers and 15 year old girls.

    You`d rather they have babies?

    And what have you got against prostitutes?
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Yeah- I was mostly just joking, `cause there`s hardly such thing as boning with no worries these days.
  45. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:31 am
    I`m guessing bisexual woman passing a note to another bisexual buddy.
  46. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:46 am
    All I could think of while reading this was `What movie were they watching?`...
  47. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 5:44 am
    @rakoonhat so instead of selling them plan B, you let 15 year old girls get pregnant and then probably get pissed off when they have an abortion or look down at them when they become teen mothers? This sounds like the pharmacy`s sick way of getting back at these "whores". Afterall, they have to be punished for their sins of having sex somehow! Like really, actually think about what you`re saying here. People like you should not be pharmacists.
  48. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 6:53 am
    @ rakoonhat----I have one of those. And there is no way to "pull" it out without damaging something. And it is not for "whores" Its a 5 year birth-control plan. I am a mother of 3 boys, and it was my husbands and my decision to do this form of control rather then the condoms, the pill, or the patches. Plus one major benefit for this, I haven`t had my period in 3 years, lol.
  49. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Just looking at that thing makes my cervix cringe in fear. Ouchy.
  50. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:57 am
    My sphincter just tightened looking at that. Jesus
  51. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Hell when I was a manager at Walgreens by FSU we sold Plan B like they were tic tacs.

    "FSU Homecoming weekend, we need to order more Plan B. Spring break, make sure we have enough plan B, oh it`s Saturday, better make sure we aren`t out of Plan B!"

    42.99 w/o insurance, and just need an ID proving you are over 18. I can tell you I`ve had some very interesting conversations when guys come in to buy it. Those and pregnancy tests...love college girls.
  52. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 8:57 am
    i....do not get it.
  53. Profile photo of DeRob
    DeRob Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:03 am
    @T-Marley. man, can you explain to me why i need to be 18 to buy plan b but on the box it says "Only for age 17 and younger." i mean, it`s like theyre forcing me to sleep with underage girls.
  54. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:11 am
    LOL

    It says "RX only for women younger than age 17"

    Because if you are under 18 you have to get a doctor`s prescription for it, but if you are 18 or older you can get it without a script.
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:51 am
    lol DeRob
  56. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @B-b-beccah me neither
  57. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Looks like the person flagged it. o.o
  58. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    what is this i don`t even
  59. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    "...i mean, it`s like theyre forcing me to sleep with underage girls..."
    <------
    *Deep inhale through nose, long exhale*
    "...Too easy...."
  60. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    WTF is the point of her ad? It seems she knows the guy (or girl) why post a craigslist ad?
  61. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:28 am
    i dont understand..
  62. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:56 am
    ????
  63. Profile photo of enzo213
    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    The worst part is that this craigslist ad was filed under `missed connections`.

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