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Date: 09/08/10 12:02 PM

82 Responses to Watermelon To The Face, Self-Inflicted

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Link: Watermelon To The Face, Self-Inflicted - Blammo!
  2. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    video doesnt work in canada,
    stupid CBS
  3. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Wow.
  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    LMAO!
  5. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    This is pure awesome......How did she not DIE!!!
  6. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Thanks madest! Now I can see it over and over again.
  7. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Oh man. That is just great. Seems like that would break your nose.
  8. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    That was awesome. Headshot... with a melon!
  9. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    That`s the best thing I`ve seen in a long, long time!

    @Steelgrid - I know, right!!! I can`t believe she didn`t at least get knocked out!
  10. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I didn`t think this could be any better until I saw Madest`s .gif file. Thanks for that!
  11. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    amazing and we get to see inside her shirt...makes me so horny
  12. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    YES!
  13. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Funny, but damn, the Amazing Race is really running out of ideas. Hitting knights with watermelons? Come on now.
  14. Profile photo of lainarae
    lainarae Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    That made me laugh out loud more than anything recently. Thanks I-A-B!
  15. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    HAHAHA
  16. Profile photo of jv71
    jv71 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    fatality
    death watermelon xD
  17. Profile photo of eybulldog5
    eybulldog5 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    WOW finally a post that everyone loves and its "Blocked in your country"... FML
  18. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    For people outside the US
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Not allowed to watch it in my country - THAT`S RACIST!
  20. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    I literally laughed out loud and that hardly ever happens. They sure dont call it the Amazing Race for nothing haha
  21. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    taken down!
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    holy sh*t!! she should have a black FACE after that....damn....
  23. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    RETURN FIRE!
  24. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Much appreciated madest!!

    That is a thingof beauty
  25. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Thanks Madest!
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    That is why watermelon cannons were never a success
  27. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    how did her nose NOT explode?!!
  28. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    video blocked due copyright
  29. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    with the alternate links provided, that`s is brutal
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    brilliant

    right in the kisser
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    OUCH.
    I`m surprised her nose didn`t shatter O_O
  32. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Thanks Mani-Jac. I`ve added that link beneath the video as credits, so it should appear in a few minutes and people can follow it from there.
  33. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Heh...
  34. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Lol, at first the replays were annoying, then they made me laugh...
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    "I can`t feel my face"

  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Eeek copyright restrictions! but bravo for the poster to have alternate link!
  37. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    TY for ALT link
  38. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Bam, right in the kisser!
  39. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Bahahaha! I was going to say what a waste of watermelon until I saw her get annihilated!
  40. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    That`s when you take her to the hospital. She could have cracked her skull, and that blonde bitch is only worried about drating ratings. drat that poo.
  41. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:58 pm

  42. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Mmm...WAM, just the way I like `em.
  43. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    For people outside America. Yes I-A-B, we exist.
  44. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    ... Did they finish?
  45. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    i could sit
    and watch this
    all
    damn
    day

    lol. amazingly epic.
  46. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    I agree Kratos it`s so great. How did it even happen? It`s as if the watermelon slingshot had our entertainment in mind. The odds of it holding onto that melon and somehow making the jam are just impossibly small.
  47. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    good work, Scott - cheers!
  48. Profile photo of ismiseshrek
    ismiseshrek Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Thanks for the link Scott. Hilarious
  49. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    She`s used to taking big hits to the face.

    Did you see how calm she was?

    That would friggin hurt or at least knock you out.
  50. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    i just poo a brick lmao
  51. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Hahahaha
  52. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Bewm! Headshot!
  53. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    She`ll be smelling watermelon for a couple days.
  54. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    hellsfinest, i believe its, "BOOM"
  55. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    that blond is retarded. "you have to finish" she just got domed by a friggin melon from a giant sling shot!
  56. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    OWNED.
  57. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    From :50 to 1:00 they used a piece of music from Naruto Shippuden.
  58. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    oh damn, thought blacks like white girls before..
  59. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    549 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Hah! Ouch. "Blammo!" is the perfect way of describing this.
  60. Profile photo of scotchbomb
    scotchbomb Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:48 pm

  61. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...I felt that one from here
  62. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    She got hit by a fully grown watermelon comming at her around probly 20-25mph, Thats the most painful thing my nose can ever imagine feeling. I mean holypoo did you see that slow-mo it was drating crazy!
  63. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    You have to finish LOL
  64. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    WARNING! Do not attempt to drink coffee while watching this segment.
  65. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:41 am
    rofl @ scotchbomb`s post. Damn, imagine what it would take to knock her out.
  66. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:09 am
    retarded game show is retarded.
  67. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:25 am
    Completely
    Bastar d
    Spoilsports.

    Thank you for blocking this content.

    Oh well..

    Big melons
  68. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:49 am
    I`ll have to keep this in mind next time I`m face to face against knights in armour. Screw swords, watermelons are the business...
    No dammit, I said `face to face` to not `face to watermelon` and she was cute X-)
  69. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:29 am
    Nice.
  70. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:56 am
    JFK head shot!
  71. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    The girl in red is...kind of a b****. That last line was so stupid.
  72. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    AHAHAHAHH Still laughing!
  73. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Huh. Well, she DID hit A face. Just not the knight`s.
  74. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    d`oh, someone musta beat me to this post, and I thought I submitted pretty early too! oh well, at least the world gets to see some woman eat a watermelon at high velocity.
  75. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:19 am
    BOOM HEADSHOT
  76. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I can`t stop laughing at this... "riiiiight in the kisser..."
  77. Profile photo of LilJackanape
    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:35 am
    "what do i do now?" "you have to finish it" "i cant even see straight" that bitch
  78. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Content from CBS? Awwwwwww crap.
  79. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    What is this?!
  80. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    If the watermelon is similar to the human head does this mean she basically crushed another human`s skull with her own? :O
  81. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    blocked
    :`(
  82. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    First 2 seconds, thats what she said.

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