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Date: 09/25/10 09:07 AM

37 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 44 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 44 - Let`s see how many atheists snap to if this religious sect takes off...
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    deadlysporks Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:41 am
    do they say grace before they swallow?
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    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:42 am
    puts a new spin on evangelism
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    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:46 am
    oh dear...
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Their tagline is "In Jesus`s name we f*ck."
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Well good for her!
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 10:11 am
    that`s from madtv:/
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Just like Mary Magdalene! (just trolling people, I know she wasent a prostitute)
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Why can`t these people live in China or something?
    God damn these people, making us look stupid...........
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    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Sign me up! Christian sluts for everyone, YAY!!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    MadTV is teh funny@!
    Of course atheists consider this real. And they accuse the Christians of being gullable! LMAO!
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "that`s from madtv:/"
    no, it isn`t
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEu9fsdnch0
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    it is real, it`s just a horribly chosen name, she goes around and tries to get hookers to stop being hookers
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    I get that they try and get hookers to quit but name fail. XD lol
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    what? do u pay them to preach?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Is Jesus the pimp or something?
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    "what? do u pay them to preach?"

    no you do that at normal churches already...this coming from a christian...i call it "selling tickets to heaven" they call it tithes or tides or however you spell it...
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Well, in that case, I wouldn`t mind them knocking on my door trying to sell religion...
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    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    nice one Annie
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    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Pay the lord!
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Its about time we repaid, after all, he did die for our sins.
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    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    @Ripper398
    Amen broher, amen.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Now let us get down on our knees and "pray".
    They have a special hooker Mass, though they still take the Body of Christ.
    The fundamentalist hooker Christians are really committed, but some are only paying lip service.
    Extra special conversion points if you get a client to call the Lord`s Name (ohgodohgodohgodOHJESUSCHRIST!)

    Oooh boy, if I wasn`t going to hell before, I sure am now.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Serious mission, really bad name.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Is this Church approved? Can I sleep with this saintly whore and not face eternal damnation?
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    Bacir Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    @eskimo
    Your my favorite.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    ya know... whenever I read "what you`re missing on tv" I start to shudder before even opening the pic
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    raiders7 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @5Cats Of course atheists believe it, since there has been literature to prove the picture`s factual nature! http://www.slate.com/id/2167293/
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    raiders7 i love your avatar pic, mind if I steal it?
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    nerocon Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 5:52 am
    @xavroche: I would be more concerned about catching an eternal case of herpes.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 6:03 am
    Hookers for Jesus is an international, faith-based organization that is committed to abolishing modern day slavery--the realities of human sex trafficking, sexual violence, and exploitation linked to pornography and the commercial sex industry. While we are committed to reaching out to teens/women that need assistance/escape from the sex industry globally, our urban ministry outreach, community awareness, and transitional programs are based out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 6:10 am
    ive just been on their website, they really make a huge difference in a lot of girls life, there actually a very good organisation.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    what for jesus where are the hokers for me?
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 5:42 am
    Interesting mix of something I believe in and something I dont believe in. Those who know me know which is which.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 7:13 am
    Hookers need love to.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:47 am
    I`m in.
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    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 10:36 am
    she looks like shes about to c-.. nevermind

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