This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 44 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Let"s see how many atheists snap to if this religious sect takes off...
There are 37 comments:
Female 40
she looks like shes about to c-.. nevermind
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Male 4,594
I`m in.
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Male 6,694
Hookers need love to.
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Male 2,860
Interesting mix of something I believe in and something I dont believe in. Those who know me know which is which.
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Male 1,834
what for jesus where are the hokers for me?
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Female 3,001
ive just been on their website, they really make a huge difference in a lot of girls life, there actually a very good organisation.
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Female 3,001
Hookers for Jesus is an international, faith-based organization that is committed to abolishing modern day slavery--the realities of human sex trafficking, sexual violence, and exploitation linked to pornography and the commercial sex industry. While we are committed to reaching out to teens/women that need assistance/escape from the sex industry globally, our urban ministry outreach, community awareness, and transitional programs are based out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Male 65
@xavroche: I would be more concerned about catching an eternal case of herpes.
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Male 1,452
raiders7 i love your avatar pic, mind if I steal it?
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Male 2
@5Cats Of course atheists believe it, since there has been literature to prove the picture`s factual nature! http://www.slate.com/id/2167293/
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Male 38,774
ya know... whenever I read "what you`re missing on tv" I start to shudder before even opening the pic
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Male 13
@eskimo
Your my favorite.
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Male 819
Is this Church approved? Can I sleep with this saintly whore and not face eternal damnation?
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Male 2,085
Serious mission, really bad name.
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Male 703
Now let us get down on our knees and "pray".
They have a special hooker Mass, though they still take the Body of Christ.
The fundamentalist hooker Christians are really committed, but some are only paying lip service.
Extra special conversion points if you get a client to call the Lord`s Name (ohgodohgodohgodOHJESUSCHRIST!)

Oooh boy, if I wasn`t going to hell before, I sure am now.
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Male 467
@Ripper398
Amen broher, amen.
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Male 1,678
Its about time we repaid, after all, he did die for our sins.
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Female 122
Pay the lord!
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Female 314
nice one Annie
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Male 1,313
Well, in that case, I wouldn`t mind them knocking on my door trying to sell religion...
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Male 3,745
"what? do u pay them to preach?"

no you do that at normal churches already...this coming from a christian...i call it "selling tickets to heaven" they call it tithes or tides or however you spell it...
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Female 9,496
Is Jesus the pimp or something?
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Male 25,416
what? do u pay them to preach?
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Female 2,352
I get that they try and get hookers to quit but name fail. XD lol
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Male 2,419
it is real, it`s just a horribly chosen name, she goes around and tries to get hookers to stop being hookers
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Male 2,419
"that`s from madtv:/"
no, it isn`t
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEu9fsdnch0
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Male 38,418
MadTV is teh funny@!
Of course atheists consider this real. And they accuse the Christians of being gullable! LMAO!
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Male 149
Sign me up! Christian sluts for everyone, YAY!!!
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Male 2,893
Why can`t these people live in China or something?
God damn these people, making us look stupid...........
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Male 15,510
Just like Mary Magdalene! (just trolling people, I know she wasent a prostitute)
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Male 134
that`s from madtv:/
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Male 2,441
Well good for her!
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Female 448
Their tagline is "In Jesus`s name we f*ck."
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Female 301
oh dear...
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Male 191
puts a new spin on evangelism
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Male 21
do they say grace before they swallow?
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Male 20,304
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 44 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Let`s see how many atheists snap to if this religious sect takes off...
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