This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 43 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Guess what state does this sort of fuzzy math...
There are 81 comments:
Male 438
We can`t answer this because we would need to know what Dwayne`s commission is, otherwise we`re assuming he`s treating his ho`s like prostitutes and that ain`t right y`all
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Female 682
ah....finally, some practical math.
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Male 303
*lols @ math fails in comments*

$800 / $85 = (about) 9.41 tricks
At least one person has to do 10 tricks or 9 with a discounted one.

9.41 / 3 = (about) 3.14 tricks
Split evenly, two do 3 and one does 4.
And each day, they switch up who does that 4 trick days.

Simple solution i haz.
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Female 21
Yay, Ft. Lauderdale!
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Female 314
Now this is the poo you should learn in school
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Male 527
I don`t care who you are, that`s funny right there. :)
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Male 432
800/85 = ~10.

lo like, 8?
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Male 2,893
Around 3.
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Male 65
4
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Female 25
haha, i would soooo understand math better this way!
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Male 44
@DuckBoy87:

Apparently you haven`t heard of the game "Just the Tip."
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Male 1,108
OMG cops having fun at work, what is the world coming to?! Won`t someone please think of the children!!

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Female 106
I got even more confused when I thought it said `85 dollars per truck`
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Male 3,646
I don`t get how someone can do 0.14 tricks a day... So even if Pi was the answer, it wouldn`t make sense...
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Male 759
Who the heck do these cops think they are sending out funny emails? Only annoying relative can send this kind of stuff!
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Male 32
The answer is PI! :D
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Male 89
3.14 tricks a day. Sorta made me laugh
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Male 2,441
Touche riki
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Male 2
Who said a "trick" has to be about sex. Maybe dwayne pimps the hos out as a traveling circus. Ones a fire eater, another is a juggler, and the third could be a bearded lady.
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Male 703
This is how to encourage kids to learn math. Just pumping the same crappy problems out every year obviously doesn`t work, so let`s make it relatable. I`m all for it.
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Male 1,744
answer: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to slap a bitch?
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Male 2,436
$800 for crack is outrageous!
$85 for a ho... well, you get what you pay for..
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Male 97
me-gan is right. 2 would turn 3 and the third would turn 4 trucks.
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Female 531
4 each.
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Female 9,572
How to screw a crack head.
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Female 5
Two ho`s must turn 3 tricks a day. One ho will have to turn 4 tricks. At least ten tricks total a day much be turned to support Dwayne`s 800 dollar crack habit, leaving Dwayne with $50.
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Male 1,625
$800 for crack? Someone is getting ripped off.
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Male 39,920
math is hard!

I can`t even count to 21 unless I`m naked.
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Male 25,416
Wow, mathematics for the 21st century!
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Female 635
How much crack do you consume for it to cost 800$ a day? Maybe he just needs a less douche-tastic dealer.
I don`t do drugs myself, and the only drug I`m willing to do is pot, so I`m not really an expert, but surely NOBODY would do cocaine if it cost that much. NOBODY.
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Male 904
What a crap question. It`s a total of 10 tricks per day if we`re computing daily (of course the next day starts with $50 in the kitty) so I guess the answer is 4 each if each turn the same number.

Also, no good pimp would give a ho a dime. [source: American Pimp]
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Male 390
assume Dyawne has a 50% take (just to be simple)
that`s 42.50 per trick.
divide 800 by 42.50...you get 18.8
divide by 3...you get 6.2
two ho`s must do 6 tricks, 1 must do 7
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Male 5,194
If you smoked $800/day of crack rock cocaine, you would be DEAD.
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Female 533
if I were a math teacher I would totally have this as an extra credit problem lol
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Male 168
Impossible to answer. We need to know his Ho`s take, and assuming he has honest Ho`s
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Female 293

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Male 307
3 + 1 extra trick that is rotated daily + 1 that they`ll probably need when he demands more + 1 at discount price to get their fix + 1 to keep up with the bills
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Male 3
3 ho`s
$85 per trick
$800 min. profit

85X3=255
800/255=3.13
therfore each ho must do avg. 3 tricks per day but one must do 4.
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Male 36
That`s a trick question! Pun actually not intended. Each ho would have to perform a little over 3 and 1/8 tricks. So ho would have to trick (pun again not intended) a guy into ponying up a little bit of dough for like one stroke of a hand job. What are the prices these days anyway?
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Male 1,378
LOL
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Male 17,511
3.1372549019607843137254901960784
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Female 1,329
Is this question from one of those Liberal Arts colleges?
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Male 20
crack is expensive
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Male 2,516
4!
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Male 1,081
Explicit math?
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Female 2,352
Hos is bad at math man. .
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Male 794
Each Ho must perform 3.14 tricks per day to support dwanes crack habit, here i drew a dinosaur.......your argument is invalid
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Male 2,049
800$`s a day on crack?
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Male 605
easy...10 tricks = $800, + an extra 50 bones for pipes and lighters, or probably more crack!
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Female 112
heres Miama for ya
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Male 351
"Skyira
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1095 Posts Friday, September 24, 2010 12:25:09 PM
goddamn math... :(
imjussayin
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
54 Posts Friday, September 24, 2010 12:24:05 PM
hmmm tricky math question."


.... there are so many things i can say right now and still not be a total dick.....

now go support your pimps drug habit, the answer is 6 a day assuming you like having food and a place to sleep. else 4 will do.
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Female 43
siiighhh....i remember the first part of this..
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Female 1,134
goddamn math... :(
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Female 57
hmmm tricky math question.
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Male 1,021
Some of you are good at math and bad at logic. You need to make more money than for JUST crack. Each girl would need 5 to 6 tricks a day to also cover food rent clothes etc plus crack.

No wonder so many people are broke nowadays! Bad at logic...
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Male 6,693
Pie and Hos ! Now thats a paryt. Lol
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Male 351
3.137 i round as 3.14, mirror it and we get PIE as well as Ho`s.

yay
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Female 1,190
but meepmaker, in order to break even with the goal, you must round up said number of tricks! as there is no such thing (realistically) as a .13725491 trick!
i would love my accounting class so much more if it was based around stuff like this :D
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Male 1,793
Forget the math. those ho`s should be doing at least 6 each per day.... make a brother some money...
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Male 6,693
.13 is just not finishing the job.
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Male 292
PUI---lol i do too
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Male 359
Wow....thats almost pi
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Male 2,688
You can`t do .13 of a trick... You need to round up.
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Male 6,693
$800.00 crack habit divided by
3 hos is $266.666667
$266.666667 each ho must make
divided by $85.00 per trick = 3.13725491 tricks
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Male 1
Thats an expensive crack habbit.
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Female 3,574
I hate math
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Male 54
about 3 right?
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2,841
3.13 tricks!
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Male 2,688
The answer is 4 if they want to go over 800, but 3 would bring them close... since each ho would account for 1/3 of the total.

$85 x 3 hos = $255

$255 x 3 clients = $765

OR

$255 x 4 clients = $1020
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Male 2,669
It`s a trick question! E`rbody knowz Dwayne ain`t got buts TWO hos!
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Male 10
3.1373 tricks per ho. or 10 tricks total. or if each ho gets 3 tricks and one half-and-half.
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Male 768
Found my status for the week.
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Female 2,509
The new SATs so they are not racially bias
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Male 27
cobrakiller- That`s why I rounded up haha
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Male 594
2 Ho`s do 3 tricks and 1 does 4. Bam.
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Male 3,619
We never got that question in our math books =|
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Male 7,831
meepmaker, how do you have .137 tricks?
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Male 7,831
sh*t, this is how i got all the way through calc.
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Male 6,693
3.137 tricks.
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Male 27
Each "ho" needs 4 "tricks" to support his crack addiction...
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Male 20,911
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