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Date: 09/24/10 11:04 AM

81 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 43 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 43 - Guess what state does this sort of fuzzy math...
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    braintiac Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Each "ho" needs 4 "tricks" to support his crack addiction...
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:32 am
    3.137 tricks.
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
    sh*t, this is how i got all the way through calc.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
    meepmaker, how do you have .137 tricks?
  6. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
    We never got that question in our math books =|
  7. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
    2 Ho`s do 3 tricks and 1 does 4. Bam.
  8. Profile photo of braintiac
    braintiac Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
    cobrakiller- That`s why I rounded up haha
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
    The new SATs so they are not racially bias
  10. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Found my status for the week.
  11. Profile photo of Sphrakstam
    Sphrakstam Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:37 am
    3.1373 tricks per ho. or 10 tricks total. or if each ho gets 3 tricks and one half-and-half.
  12. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:39 am
    It`s a trick question! E`rbody knowz Dwayne ain`t got buts TWO hos!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:40 am
    The answer is 4 if they want to go over 800, but 3 would bring them close... since each ho would account for 1/3 of the total.

    $85 x 3 hos = $255

    $255 x 3 clients = $765

    OR

    $255 x 4 clients = $1020
  14. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:42 am
    3.13 tricks!
  15. Profile photo of MeAndMySnail
    MeAndMySnail Male 13-17
    54 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
    about 3 right?
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I hate math
  17. Profile photo of DeathTrap420
    DeathTrap420 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Thats an expensive crack habbit.
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:57 am
    $800.00 crack habit divided by
    3 hos is $266.666667
    $266.666667 each ho must make
    divided by $85.00 per trick = 3.13725491 tricks
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    You can`t do .13 of a trick... You need to round up.
  20. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Wow....thats almost pi
  21. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    PUI---lol i do too
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    .13 is just not finishing the job.
  23. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Forget the math. those ho`s should be doing at least 6 each per day.... make a brother some money...
  24. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    but meepmaker, in order to break even with the goal, you must round up said number of tricks! as there is no such thing (realistically) as a .13725491 trick!
    i would love my accounting class so much more if it was based around stuff like this :D
  25. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    3.137 i round as 3.14, mirror it and we get PIE as well as Ho`s.

    yay
  26. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Pie and Hos ! Now thats a paryt. Lol
  27. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Some of you are good at math and bad at logic. You need to make more money than for JUST crack. Each girl would need 5 to 6 tricks a day to also cover food rent clothes etc plus crack.

    No wonder so many people are broke nowadays! Bad at logic...
  28. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    hmmm tricky math question.
  29. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    goddamn math... :(
  30. Profile photo of boojie97
    boojie97 Female 13-17
    43 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    siiighhh....i remember the first part of this..
  31. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    "Skyira
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    1095 Posts Friday, September 24, 2010 12:25:09 PM
    goddamn math... :(
    imjussayin
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    54 Posts Friday, September 24, 2010 12:24:05 PM
    hmmm tricky math question."


    .... there are so many things i can say right now and still not be a total dick.....

    now go support your pimps drug habit, the answer is 6 a day assuming you like having food and a place to sleep. else 4 will do.
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    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    heres Miama for ya
  33. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    easy...10 tricks = $800, + an extra 50 bones for pipes and lighters, or probably more crack!
  34. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    800$`s a day on crack?
  35. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Each Ho must perform 3.14 tricks per day to support dwanes crack habit, here i drew a dinosaur.......your argument is invalid
  36. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Hos is bad at math man. .
  37. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Explicit math?
  38. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    4!
  39. Profile photo of scotchbomb
    scotchbomb Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    crack is expensive
  40. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Is this question from one of those Liberal Arts colleges?
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    3.1372549019607843137254901960784
  42. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    LOL
  43. Profile photo of angrynerd
    angrynerd Male 30-39
    36 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    That`s a trick question! Pun actually not intended. Each ho would have to perform a little over 3 and 1/8 tricks. So ho would have to trick (pun again not intended) a guy into ponying up a little bit of dough for like one stroke of a hand job. What are the prices these days anyway?
  44. Profile photo of BillD123
    BillD123 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    3 ho`s
    $85 per trick
    $800 min. profit

    85X3=255
    800/255=3.13
    therfore each ho must do avg. 3 tricks per day but one must do 4.
  45. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    3 + 1 extra trick that is rotated daily + 1 that they`ll probably need when he demands more + 1 at discount price to get their fix + 1 to keep up with the bills
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm

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    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Impossible to answer. We need to know his Ho`s take, and assuming he has honest Ho`s
  48. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    if I were a math teacher I would totally have this as an extra credit problem lol
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    If you smoked $800/day of crack rock cocaine, you would be DEAD.
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    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    assume Dyawne has a 50% take (just to be simple)
    that`s 42.50 per trick.
    divide 800 by 42.50...you get 18.8
    divide by 3...you get 6.2
    two ho`s must do 6 tricks, 1 must do 7
  51. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    What a crap question. It`s a total of 10 tricks per day if we`re computing daily (of course the next day starts with $50 in the kitty) so I guess the answer is 4 each if each turn the same number.

    Also, no good pimp would give a ho a dime.
  52. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    How much crack do you consume for it to cost 800$ a day? Maybe he just needs a less douche-tastic dealer.
    I don`t do drugs myself, and the only drug I`m willing to do is pot, so I`m not really an expert, but surely NOBODY would do cocaine if it cost that much. NOBODY.
  53. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Wow, mathematics for the 21st century!
  54. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    math is hard!

    I can`t even count to 21 unless I`m naked.
  55. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    $800 for crack? Someone is getting ripped off.
  56. Profile photo of me-gan
    me-gan Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Two ho`s must turn 3 tricks a day. One ho will have to turn 4 tricks. At least ten tricks total a day much be turned to support Dwayne`s 800 dollar crack habit, leaving Dwayne with $50.
  57. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    How to screw a crack head.
  58. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    4 each.
  59. Profile photo of Fugglystick
    Fugglystick Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    me-gan is right. 2 would turn 3 and the third would turn 4 trucks.
  60. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    $800 for crack is outrageous!
    $85 for a ho... well, you get what you pay for..
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    answer: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to slap a bitch?
  62. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    This is how to encourage kids to learn math. Just pumping the same crappy problems out every year obviously doesn`t work, so let`s make it relatable. I`m all for it.
  63. Profile photo of riki2405
    riki2405 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Who said a "trick" has to be about sex. Maybe dwayne pimps the hos out as a traveling circus. Ones a fire eater, another is a juggler, and the third could be a bearded lady.
  64. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Touche riki
  65. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    3.14 tricks a day. Sorta made me laugh
  66. Profile photo of Draygg
    Draygg Male 13-17
    32 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    The answer is PI! :D
  67. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Who the heck do these cops think they are sending out funny emails? Only annoying relative can send this kind of stuff!
  68. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3233 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    I don`t get how someone can do 0.14 tricks a day... So even if Pi was the answer, it wouldn`t make sense...
  69. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:19 am
    I got even more confused when I thought it said `85 dollars per truck`
  70. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:20 am
    OMG cops having fun at work, what is the world coming to?! Won`t someone please think of the children!!

  71. Profile photo of Sev
    Sev Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 2:17 am
    @DuckBoy87:

    Apparently you haven`t heard of the game "Just the Tip."
  72. Profile photo of hyppyhobo54
    hyppyhobo54 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:44 am
    haha, i would soooo understand math better this way!
  73. Profile photo of Frenzy4
    Frenzy4 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 8:31 am
    4
  74. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Around 3.
  75. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    800/85 = ~10.

    lo like, 8?
  76. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I don`t care who you are, that`s funny right there. :)
  77. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Now this is the poo you should learn in school
  78. Profile photo of Korris
    Korris Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Yay, Ft. Lauderdale!
  79. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    *lols @ math fails in comments*

    $800 / $85 = (about) 9.41 tricks
    At least one person has to do 10 tricks or 9 with a discounted one.

    9.41 / 3 = (about) 3.14 tricks
    Split evenly, two do 3 and one does 4.
    And each day, they switch up who does that 4 trick days.

    Simple solution i haz.
  80. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 9:14 am
    ah....finally, some practical math.
  81. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 10:14 am
    We can`t answer this because we would need to know what Dwayne`s commission is, otherwise we`re assuming he`s treating his ho`s like prostitutes and that ain`t right y`all

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