This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 31 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Demetrius obviously doesn"t know how babby is made.
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Male 203
Seriously.
WTF.
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Female 535
People are dumb...
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Male 1,451
For the handful of people saying it should be a 50/50 split, chew on this: a spermatozoa carrying a Y-Chromosome has less mass than one carrying an X-Chromosome. This means the Y can travel faster than an X, therefore having a better chance of reaching the egg first.
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Female 272
Way to come strong with the history, Swaywithme.

Why don`t they just change the name from "Maury" to "Paternity Tests for the Idiotic"
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Female 57
the Y chromosomes are weaker so like theBenighted said, damage and even heat from wearing tight underwear/trousers can kill them off and leaves the X
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Male 85
From what I know, Jinxiejae is right. Don`t remeber who or exactaly where, but I`ve heard of some sheik having ~ 100 girls. Thats kinda unlikely if there is a 50/50 ratio for every man.

Also heard that if you expose your balls to long term stress, like riding a chopper having your balls vibrate on the joystick damage the balls to only produce X cromosomes. This sounds kinda wierd though :P Would be fun if someone could confirm though
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Female 688
LOADS of people say that on maury. one guy said `im not the baby daddy because i dont have my girl making testicle any more.`

wow.
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Male 20,900
How is BABBY formed?
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Male 5,189
Lol @ the look on his face.
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Female 1,593
This made me lol hard.
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Male 699
lol rtards
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Male 137
I totally saw this at work. And, yes, his literacy is just as bad as his logic. :)
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Female 18
Does he mean he cant make sperm or thinks that each man has only 1 gender of sperm (with the X chromosome..)
Its most probably what ggolbez said tho
"Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo."
lool
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Male 25,416
Thats a convincing arguement, i think!
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Female 2,120
>_<
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Male 3,915
why would you admit to not being able to make boys?

they kill you for that in china i believe....or at least make you sell sea shells down by the sea shore.....with a beard
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Male 15,510
I wonder if he thinks he cannot make boys only because he has just one testicle
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Male 1,931
Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo.
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Female 533
....can I shoot him?
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Female 1,324
lol Y Inter237, he would`ve had to kill his Y somehow.
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Male 2,441
Or Y...
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Male 2,441
Killed his X chromosome
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Female 3,696
@blckhawk

HenryVII had two ;)Henry and Arthur

HenryVIII had at least three I think..Henry Fitzroy with Bessie Blount, Edward with Jane Seymour and a stillborn son with Catarina (Kathryn) of Aragon
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Female 2,927
actually, that is possible, extremely unlikely but possible. there are some men whose sperm only carry the chromosomes for a girl. the gender of a child has always depended on the chromosomes carried by the fathers sperm.
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Male 518
Look at King Henry VII, he couldnt do it either.
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Male 2,893
I don`t got no X chromosomes maynnnnn..........
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Male 1,610
maybe he was a radar tech in the military. old timers use to tell us no technicians on certain equipment ever had any boys because of radiation leakage they were exposed to during maintenance. it was a load but some people probably bought it.
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Male 264
Sorry, Demetrius, you ARE the father.
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Male 6,693
Poor fellow. I guess his junk is just broken.
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Male 509
if he can`t make boys, then that means he isn`t one... (Y gene FYI - dominant gene, only present in males)
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Male 122
smh
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Male 1,011
ahh good ol maury
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Male 1,678
Must call spunk "boys"
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Male 17,511
I know how a baby is made, A babby on the other hand...
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Male 77
I hope if he does make boys, he continues naming them names like Demetrius.
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Male 20,900
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 31 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Demetrius obviously doesn`t know how babby is made.
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