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Date: 09/08/10 10:03 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 31 - Demetrius obviously doesn`t know how babby is made.
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    Mirokufan Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:17 am
    I hope if he does make boys, he continues naming them names like Demetrius.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 8, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I know how a baby is made, A babby on the other hand...
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Must call spunk "boys"
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:40 am
    ahh good ol maury
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    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:57 am
    smh
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:04 am
    if he can`t make boys, then that means he isn`t one... (Y gene FYI - dominant gene, only present in males)
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Poor fellow. I guess his junk is just broken.
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    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Sorry, Demetrius, you ARE the father.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2010 at 11:44 am
    maybe he was a radar tech in the military. old timers use to tell us no technicians on certain equipment ever had any boys because of radiation leakage they were exposed to during maintenance. it was a load but some people probably bought it.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I don`t got no X chromosomes maynnnnn..........
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Look at King Henry VII, he couldnt do it either.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    September 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    actually, that is possible, extremely unlikely but possible. there are some men whose sperm only carry the chromosomes for a girl. the gender of a child has always depended on the chromosomes carried by the fathers sperm.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    @blckhawk

    HenryVII had two ;)Henry and Arthur

    HenryVIII had at least three I think..Henry Fitzroy with Bessie Blount, Edward with Jane Seymour and a stillborn son with Catarina (Kathryn) of Aragon
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Killed his X chromosome
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Or Y...
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    lol Y Inter237, he would`ve had to kill his Y somehow.
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    ....can I shoot him?
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I wonder if he thinks he cannot make boys only because he has just one testicle
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    why would you admit to not being able to make boys?

    they kill you for that in china i believe....or at least make you sell sea shells down by the sea shore.....with a beard
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    >_<
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Thats a convincing arguement, i think!
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    purplemouse Female 18-29
    18 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Does he mean he cant make sperm or thinks that each man has only 1 gender of sperm (with the X chromosome..)
    Its most probably what ggolbez said tho
    "Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo."
    lool
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    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I totally saw this at work. And, yes, his literacy is just as bad as his logic. :)
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    lol rtards
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    This made me lol hard.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    How is BABBY formed?
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    LOADS of people say that on maury. one guy said `im not the baby daddy because i dont have my girl making testicle any more.`

    wow.
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    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:24 am
    From what I know, Jinxiejae is right. Don`t remeber who or exactaly where, but I`ve heard of some sheik having ~ 100 girls. Thats kinda unlikely if there is a 50/50 ratio for every man.

    Also heard that if you expose your balls to long term stress, like riding a chopper having your balls vibrate on the joystick damage the balls to only produce X cromosomes. This sounds kinda wierd though :P Would be fun if someone could confirm though
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    frogpond Female 13-17
    57 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:28 am
    the Y chromosomes are weaker so like theBenighted said, damage and even heat from wearing tight underwear/trousers can kill them off and leaves the X
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Way to come strong with the history, Swaywithme.

    Why don`t they just change the name from "Maury" to "Paternity Tests for the Idiotic"
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:27 am
    For the handful of people saying it should be a 50/50 split, chew on this: a spermatozoa carrying a Y-Chromosome has less mass than one carrying an X-Chromosome. This means the Y can travel faster than an X, therefore having a better chance of reaching the egg first.
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    People are dumb...
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Seriously.
    WTF.

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