The Snuggliest Pimp You`ve Ever Seen [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you"d be totally OK if this cutie pie made you his money-making bitch.
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Female 584
He is sooo cute...er in a deadly street kind of way
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Female 4,086
makes me want to get out my platform shoes and buy some more XXL fishnets....
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Female 149
n just look at his bottom bitch
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Female 477
creepy
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Male 29
You wanna play rough?... Ok... Say Hello to my Little Friend! :::Explosion:::
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Female 646
SO:CE- Special Ops: Compact Espionage
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Male 97
Its Mini-P
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Female 406
Nice suit?!
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Male 5,413
Haha damn. :D He totally looks in the business
X-)
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Male 441
Awwwww his straight up pimpin`.
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Male 228
Is it house trained? I may have the perfect gift for my sister in law!
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Male 5,189
@danthew

Crap beat me to it!
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Male 5,189
Saw him in the paper too. There`s a teenage boy that`s actually shorter then him but he`s the smallest teenager. Soon he`ll be 18 and everyone will forget this one. D:
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Male 117
He could beat the shart out of me.
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Male 2,121
From the article I posted a link to:

A 70cm (27-inch) tall Colombian has been named the world`s shortest living man by Guinness World Records.

Edward Nino Hernandez, 24, weighs only 10kg (22lbs). His mother said he had not grown since he was two years old.

Mr Hernandez, who works part-time as a dancer, told the Associated Press: "I feel happy because I`m unique."

The previous record holder was He Pingping of China, who was 4cm (1.5in) taller and died in March - before Mr Hernandez was discovered.

Mr Hernandez is not expected to keep the title for long, however, as Khagendra Thapa Magar of Nepal is expected to take the title when he turns 18 in October.

Khagendra, currently recognised as the world`s shortest living teenager, is only 56cm (22in) tall. The shortest man on record was Gul Mohammed of India, who measured just 57cm - 1cm taller than Khagendra.
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Male 699
age?
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Female 52
Wow.
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Male 137
Yeah... not cute. You know he means nothing in the world of BIG Daddy! xD

On the contrary, EVERYONE, you sound like an idiot when you start a sentence in an IAB comment thread with "On the contrary".
Yes, I know this includes myself, but I`m not afraid to admit it.
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Male 234
It`s this kids brother lol
http://www.youtube.com /watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE
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Male 1,598
on the contrary SomeShoes... it was jaggerjack that started it
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Female 58
Awwww of the day. No doubt.
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 2,056
on the contrary idiotfilter, you`ve no idea what you`ve started
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Female 2,120
Ooh, that`s the new world`s shortest guy after Ping died. I forget his name.
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Male 3,915
on the contrary jaggerjack....her name is Mcmad 0021
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Female 463
Ha he`s cute. I would most def befriend him...but not be his ho.
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Male 29
On the contrary mcmad.. midget is an offensive term.
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Female 93
thats a midget IAB......offensive
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Female 1,623
*In a high-pitched kiddie voice* Bitch, where my money at?
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Female 682
yup, I would be his bitch anyday. lol
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Male 19
This would make a great "Haters gonna hate" picture
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Male 2,893
I that a midget?
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Male 59
Careful, don`t cross his path, he`ll break your legs.
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Male 7,378
What doll does he steal his outfits from?
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Male 2,199
he may be small, but his pimp hand is strong...
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Female 2,352
That`s right bitch kick rocks!

I have no urge to pick up, snuggle, or baby talk this man. Little people freak me out. XD
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Male 2,424
The hoes all scatter when he starts carrying a ladder out.

"Awwh nah, he crazy... lille jumpa about to slap a hoe! Awww nah."
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Female 1,798
he`s probably like 30 years old :p
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Male 1,043
Where the fu did he get his suit?
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Male 77
Bitches need a cute pimp to be happy, nowadays.

Keep that pimphand strong, small one.
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Female 143
Desperate over losing his title as the worlds shortest man, he started pimping.
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Female 2,509
"I have the urge to cradle him in my bosom. "

That`s what he is hoping for!
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Female 2,509
@ AliceHolly & shiftyplus1

"It bothers me that people are always touching me and picking me up."
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Male 2,121
This is the new worlds shortest man, he is 70 cm tall. He will be lose the title to a shorter man in October when the world`s shortest teenager turns 18, he is 56 cm tall.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11196709
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Male 2,441
That is actually the world record holder for smallest man I believe
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Male 311
For some reason, I have the urge to see how far I can punt him.....
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Male 5,314
"that`s right bitch, you best be steppin`."
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Male 2,549
LOL, exactly AliceHolly! ^_^
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Male 169
He`ll fuc|< your shiiit up.
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Male 2,549
I know that this sounds disrespectful but if I met him in real life I`d probably feel inclined to talk to him in that high-pitched voice one reserves for helpless baby creatures.
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Female 100
I have the urge to cradle him in my bosom.
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Male 39,531
he`d need a step ladder to do it doggy style
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Male 15,510
LOL he is Edward Hernandez the smallest man in the world
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Male 541
"Haters gonna hate"
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Male 20,825
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